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Havent writen a poem before , and i dont expect it to be easy niether, but would this competion start already!!!!

luvmijeje: *nodding my head* that is better, I was just being inquisitive.

lol

princesa: .

taking chances

Madawaki01: MY UNIPORT ADVENTURES

lol...funny and i like it, but i might go beyond uniport, so thats risky

princesa: when guys write stories, they just must be that masculine flavour

#sighs#

thank you for warning, and don't stop with it, Always give the warning, okay!

am loving the university experience, keep going

lol.. Ok ma! NOTED

Am probably not meant to do this here but since its a chat room.. I need a link for tips on writing stories and stuffs like that. Chk out the link on my signature. *following*

Hmm...ok now this has gotten my attention.
But are we to look for our designers or you would bring a list of designers for us to pick from? *following*

I got an email recently from a reader who suggested i changed the title of this story to something thats more attractive, and once a passerby sees it,he would be curious to read it.
Ive considered it and i think he has a point, but since i cant make such change on my own i'll like you guys to suggest a new title for the story. If this title is ok, i could aswell leave it. So its up 2 you guys.
Thanks

I got an email recently from a reader who suggested i changed the title of this story to something thats more attractive, and once a passerby sees it, he would be curious to read it.
Ive considered it and i think he has a point, but since i cant make such change on my own i'll like you guys to suggest a new title for the story. If this title is ok, i could aswell leave it. So its up 2 you guys.
Thanks

opeano: got ur link dis pm, frm my oga's thread..flow.. Followed it and den am lovin it. Noce write ups.. Pls use ur commas appropriately, some sentences should make more sense wen d commas r dia, seen two places like dat.. Weldon boss

hmm,thanks. I'll make necessary modifications and corrections asap

yemi2plus2: how did you get the class rep's number? Tot class reps are elected by the students?

yea,they r elected but this 1 was an acting CR (campaingning things).. And i got it from a bill that was posted on the signboard of my faculty...

dhonei: Hmmmm....General chistar. I can rememba that sunday most especially wen i had to tease you abt d lost bet...buh u dint tell me d gud part of the day

lol..no oh, that one is a different story entirely oh..

Viewing this topic: oliseh.com(f), chistar01(m), vicosir(m), dhonei(f) and 1 guest(s) ..dhonei!!! Like seriously?? Ahh mo ti kopa!!

Hi ghost readers, please you could as well drop a comments when you view the story...it acts as an encouragement to me. And make me know am not just writting to myself... Critism is highly welcomed, positive and negative, its all meant to make me a better writter for your reading pleasure.
Thanks

**continuation**

so we both turned to see who the illmannered monkey who his/her father didnt teach how to knock before barging into peoples house was.

The person was a female,and i must confess, she was a perfect replica of kim kardashian in the sence of she had the exact size of boobs i love, i.e somewhere inbetween big and small but more of BIG though , and her hips had this 'HIPS DONT LIE' kinda shape, i finally understood what shakira meant when she sang that song. And to go with the sexy curves was a very cute face.

After we all finally came back to our sences, sandra finaly spoke...

'micheal,i know this is a wierd situation but meet my roommate, Amaka.. And Amaka meet my boyfriend micheal'

i didnt know either to say
'hi,am naked, want to see my dick?'
or just smile, so i kept quite but the Amaka girl came nearer to the bed and shaked me saying,
'nice to meet you'

'ermm...same here' i replied realy uncomfortable

'so you are the guy Amaka has been making noise about, and disturbing my life with for about a week now?' she asked

'ermmm,well i...' i tried looking for the right responce

'anhan Amaka!, you will not shut up now. When did i tell you about him?' sandra interrupted ,

if sandra was good at everything bad, she wasnt good at lieing, she unconsciously blinked whenever she lied or cursed ,and yes, she blinked while she made that statement.

'hahaha,that one is you own p, anyway i can see you guys were busy before i came, so ill just excuse you guys. Flash me when you are done,ill be at queeneth place' amaka replied,
i assumed queeneth was a neigbour or something like that.

'alright, just give us a few minutes' Sandra replied.

'ok oh, am not chasing you guys tho' amaka replied and walked out of the room.

As soon as she left i quickly looked for my boxers which was on the TV, i dont know how it got there tho, wore it and dressed up ,while sandra didnt move an inch just stared at me..

When i was done dressing up, i checked the time and it was around 1:35am, i was shocked, funny how time flies when you are doing things that mummy and daddy dont know.

So i just told sandra bye and headed for the door, just as i opened it she said

'arent you forgeting something?'
she was seductively licking her lips, so i got the message headed back, gave her a soft kiss and left for my house.

By the time i got there the gen was still on, but urch and tayo were already asleep..

'this people dey mad oh,dem think say dem dey fetch fuel from tap?' i muttered under my breath as i headed to off the gen.

I got back to my room, didnt have much strenght to shower so i just undressed and jumped on my bed to sleep, after thinking for a while i rememeber it was monday !!! My first ever lecture in uniport Was by 9am and i was still awake by 2am!!!' ....somehow i forced myself to sleep a dreamless sleep.

****

later on in the morning...

'if na just me, ill be living like i dont care,live my life ...' it was 2face-only me track that was my ringtone which woke me up the next morning..

'who be dis bastard wey dem dey use hyn destiny play ball for okija shrine wey they disturb my sleep this early morning' i cursed as i picked up my phone to check who it was and 'WIZZY(C.R)' was boldly written on my screen, i picked the call immediately because C.R means course rep and well you know nah... As soon as i picked i didnt even say hello before he went staraight to the point

'oboy how far nah, where you dey ECO 102 wan start oh'

'i dey road dey come already, where be the venue?' i lied, not wanting to admit i had forgetten i had lectures that morning.

'na U lecture hall 6, you sabi the place abi?' he asked?

'enhh, nah that ICTC side abi?' i replied

'yea, confirmed, oya do dey come oh, the man no dey take attendance play o'

'ok thanks' and i hung up..

I looked at the time it was 8:45am, so i had about 15min to get to class which i knew was impossible but worth a try..

I sprung up from bed and got ready for lectures.

Urch had left already while Tayo didnt have any lecture that morning, so he was going to be home alone, but ofcourse he definitely has other plans, which isnt my business.

I boarded a direct cab straight to the abuja campus(uniport).

While in the cab my wild imaginition started thinking of stuffs like
'how this lecturer go be?, how all my lectures go be like self?'

'shey fine girls go dey my depertment abi na woor woor zone?'

'shey confirmed guys go dey or men wey no sabi anything?'

i was lost in my thought when the driver said
'bros we don reach oh'

i paid, came down, adjusted the adjustable and walked into the building, not know what exactly to expect.

TO BE CONTINUED

PS: DON'T BOTHER GOING ANY FURTHER, I HAVE REMOVED THIS STORY FROM NAIRALAND DUE TO PLAGIARISM ISSUES, IF YOU WISH TO CONTINUE READING THIS STORY, YOU CAN BUY IT HERE THOUGH http://okadabooks.com/book/about/my_complicated_love_story/10342 FOR A TOKEN OF #100. THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE

elyna: another talented writer,nice story,more update pls

*blushes* thanks... Ill do just that

yemi2plus2: Just one round? You fall my hand guy

lol!! Bros Calm down, dont you know its not nice to rush things? Im cooking up something..story still plenty nah

chocopearl: Chistar!!!!

Chocopearl!!!!!

Come... WTF is princesa?? Come and update na ..Whats wrong dear? Is it the 'O IDEA' preiod i heard every writer goes through or wat?

(anyway i have plans of stealing some of your phrases ,ideas and twisting it to favour my story...hope you dont mind much? *winks*)

THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED & MODIFIED.

**continuation**

'when you said you love me, did you mean it?'

'imagine this girl oh!! See question wey she dey ask me, who go say NO for this kind condition not to talk of sharp guy like me' i thought

then i replied...

'yes sandy, i meant it, ive never even meant anything more than this before in my whole life' i was talking too much obviously because her boobs were affecting my brain somehow.

On hearing that she removed her skirt or should i just say 2 belts?, which wasnt necesary because i knew a style that dont require removing of skirts in other to ....nevermind ,thats a story for another day.*winks*.

She then came closer to me, pushed me on the bed and jumped on me kissing me so roughly i wasnt sure if ill be able to use my lips for anything again afterwards, without much delay i removed my shirts so she could feel my 6 packs but sadly flat chest, but she didnt seem to care about that all she wanted to do was bite up my lips.

Long story cut short, we had sèx.

When we were done i asked;

'is this how you tell any guy who asks you out yes?'

she just giggled and replied
'errm..maybe, or maybe you are just special'

'hmm, so its now you are knowing am special right?' i asked just joking

'hahaha, dont flatter yourself jhur, its kinda not cute'

'hmm..ok then, mouth zipped' then i made a sound of a zip just feeling funny.

After about 5 minutes of just cudling she turned and looked me in the eyes and said

'mikey dont break my heart'

'thats the last thing ill ever do' i replied almost immediately

'ok, good, because if you do break my heart ill break your neck'

we both laughed and kept quite cuddling.

Just asif fate always isnt on my side or always have a differnt plan... Someone just opened the door and bursted in without even knocking.

We quickly covered our naked body with the blanket and turned to check who was standing there looking at us...

TO BE CONTINUED