₦airaland Forum

...Bt some people get mind oooo!!!!! Beheading your fellow human being with full confidence....God has a lot to judge.

tola9ja:
GMB TILL GEJ KNOWS THAT STEALING IS CORRUPTION.
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GMB TILL PEJ BECOMES A PROFESSOR OF ENGLISH
LANGUAGE.
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GMB TILL FANI KAYODE BECOME REASONABLE.
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GMB TILL DOYIN OKUPE CHANGE HIS FIRST NAME TO
BASTARD.
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GMB TILL RENO OMOKRI UNDERSTANDS THAT HE IS SENILE.
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GMB TILL PROF WOLE SOYINKA BECOMES A GUINEA PIG
HUNTER.
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GMB TILL OBASANJO BECOMES A MOTOR PARK TOUT.
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GMB TILL ASARI DOKUBO AND TOMPOLO BECOMES PASTORS.
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GMB TILL JONA JANG BECOMES TALLER.
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GMB TILL ALAO AKALA STOPS BLEACHING.
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GMB TILL WE FIND THE MISSING CHIBOK GIRLS.
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GMB TILL WE FIND THE MISSING 20 BILLION DOLLARS.
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GMB TILL NIGERIA BECOMES CORRUPTION FREE.
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GMB TILL ELECTRIC POWER BECOMES STABLE.
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GEJ TILL feBUHARI.

When will you be useful to yourself and to Nigeria as a nation?

Baba419:
Don't trust a politician or a beautiful lady and now you combine the two under PDP

U r so wicked.....I swear!!!

lalasticlala:
Coming from a guy that used & dumped Shan George for another woman.
Mmmmmm

Well good advice shaa

That was why he said that, you should pick from the ones you have been sampling and groom them into a wife.

Blackeard:
This post is awesome. It should make front page

And if it doesn't.....

Whether new year message or not...all I'm after is peace in my country...we are tired of d insurgency.

HopeAtHand:
Why are the black guys sooo black and ugly.

And dem dey bone face join their ugliness.

Do not be mistaken, there is a clear difference between the black and the white races.

One is obviously Superior.

Accepting the truth is the first step to total emancipation.

Living in self denial is slavery in itself.

You were born a FOOOOOLLL!!!!

Here is the answer

This kind flexibility too much na!!!! Haba....I dey even fear 4 her.


....But if only Naija girls go dey exercise in order to keep their body in shape...we no go dey marry oyibo girls. Naija girls hates exercising their body...once they are married.....the next thing they start adding weight and developing fat in all parts of their body.


You girls should embrace exercises I beg.

alutaa:
If your Mother in-law bought a new set of cooking pots for his daughter in-law and gave it to his son, will the daughter in-law be happy?

To all ladies that said that there is nothing wrong, if your mother in law start buying cooking pots and plates for your kitchen, will you be happy with that?

What the father in-law did that was wrong is to give the car to his daughter directly without informing his son in-law. Best way to go about it is for the father in-law to present the car to them as a couple instead of giving it to his daughter directly.

You know one thing my friend......






You are intelligent!!!!!

sirugos:
Why is it that many useless and senseless policemen we have in Nigeria much come from Lagos and their name must be Sunday Okoh.

Young man....watch ur tongue....dat name Sunday is a blessed name...not all Sundays r Police men.

U knw u can easily make ur comments and observations without pin-pointing at any name.

If I mistakenly come ur house....that rat will be forgotten....if u know wetn rat don do me eeehhhhh.......

19. My charging port has problem


20. The send button on my phone is stiff.

So painful...xpecialy 4 d woman...I feel 4 her...n d dead twins...mayb God wanna save dem frm unncessary future pains of series of tests and surgeries. Mek dem kukuma rest now dan sufa lata in pain kom stil die join am.

I'm feeling for her meeennnnhhhnnnn...what a terrible burnt...quick recovery to her.

englishmart:
to hell with you and your age...

Young man.....I'm sorry for you. You have a lot to learn.

englishmart:
Eeeeeeeeediot! You don't know it was a typographical error? Or you think I deliberately mis-spelt it?

Meanwhile, it's not infact. It's "in fact.". Don't correct someone by making a bigger mistake.... Dumb assss!

You don't have to show how naughty you are while admitting your errors young man....learn to respect your elders so that your days will be long...be good.

englishmart:
hmmm. Those of us schooling in France will have to be very careful....

Infant, I'm relocating to swaziland

****infant***** instead of ****infact***


So France no sabi teach?

simpleseyi:
Intelligence is hereditary. We are all proud of the Akunyuli family. I wonder the type of brains Mr & Mrs Jonathan's children will have? Drunk's brain or grammarian's brain?

U r just a disappointment to Nigerians and the world at large.

mizjules:
From the top she looks like a specie of spider, down she looks like a jelley fish.. In all she looks like a giant octopus

Take it from me....u r intelligent.

mecussey:
.lol..na him be say i don enter international community

Meeehhhnnnn.....u nid to c d likes.

poweredcom:
Well play ur game proper guys..don't trust women too much...be a playa..also if u must be nice to dem...aint notin bad being a nice buddy..but learn how to be a playa also

That is just it my broda....so that at the end no one feels cheated.

mecussey:
Just be urself but don't trim yourself to please a woman. Have it in mind that money is the power of a man. It is better to have money and be searching for love than to have love and be searching for money.

You know one thing my friend...

Ur head dey dia jare...jst pasted ur comment on my FB wall. It is one of the most sensible comment I av eva read on dis land kald Naira.


I gave credit to u though....I cut am cus I don't wanna shw my full dtails

Yeah....you are so right at OP.


If there is one thing that has aided my success today as a sole enterpreneur is my ability to say 'No!!!'.

You can't please everyone and no matter what you do for some friends they will still go home with the thought that you didn't do enough for them.

Learn not to please people/friends beyond your capacity and ability because you might end up being choked and most of them will continue their lives and forgot that you ever existed in their lives until you bounce back to your feet again (there are good friends notwithstanding).


Please, learn to say NO to some unnecessary demands from friends who lazy their azz around and wait for you to walk for them...they will end up draining and drowning you.


Also, just like someone said up there...do away with some relationships that are uncalled for. As a young struggling man...you don't need such friendships...they will only end up distracting you and discharging your profitable energy uncluding your reserved energy.


Life is easy when you discipline yourself and live a principled life.

O Lord....when will my green land get to this level?


Where are the Scientists and Engineers that our country 9ja have been producing since 1960?


Abi na only road una sabi construct?





Its high time Nigeria(ns) starts thinking fast.

Profcamsey:
how many month ur dad carry u 4 belle? Who breastfed u? No cheatin, mums try pass

My guy....who was bring food to the table when your mum was pregnant?

Who paid the medical bills when you were given birth to?


Who brought food to the table when your mum was nursing you at home for almost one year?

Just answer the above questions before I proceed.

So which song will you dedicate to your Dad that called on God for you to regain your sight?


Or are Dads not appreciated in Nigeria?

I'm yet to see a song written and performed by any Nigerian artiste about "sweet father"


Abi all our Dads no dey try?

pinky21:
Treat your man rgt and dis tins comes natuarally witout him knowing.

Now a sensible female NLder has commented....up u!!!

Tashamania:
Smh..people sef. I turned my back to the camera. How does that counter my post bikonu?

Don't worry...talk 4 anoder day.

tebirim:
Hmmmmmm are you serious?? You won't believe i helped a fellow Corper back then when i was in camp to write his name? He was just making mistakes with the spelling until he asked me to write it for him..... I hail most Yoruba peeps oooo

You can imagine...the question still remains...which way Nigeria?