₦airaland Forum

EroticAngelina:
umm, what about the biro cover chewers? those who like to chew their pen covers!! I fall in that category. #embarrassed#

I have a friend like you in terms of biro cover chewing...even when the biro has no cover...he still chews it. The thing they pain me die.


I detest it.

CoCoLav:
My category is not here.. I don't ask and I don't tell. Always in the top 5 to enter the exam hall and among the last 15 to leave.


If I see you cheating....well its none of my business. If you disturb me during exams, I will raise my hand so the invigilator will change my seat. Copying me is impossible because I am always at either edge of the table and my exam booklet is lopsided to enable me write better.

You must be my long lost twin sister....where have you been?


Just like you... I don't ask and don't ask me either cause at the end of the show na you wey them ask the invigilator go send out and the most painful aspect of it is that you still have something upstairs to download and the one that asked you whom has nothing to write ends up being pardoned.

The bomb shooters:


Their work na to dey throw bomb from one corner of the exam hall to another....this is done if them don use a particular bomb finish...them go just they throw am from one person to another.


One amazing fact is that they are good with their targets...they hardly miss.

GODDYGEE91:
We av dem plenty. The ones dat submit first only 2 dicover immidiately afta submission dat der av made mistakes nearly in all de questions der answered.

We also av dos ones dat wud submit last even if de questions are as simple as ABC yet de wud not stil finish it even if der given extra 30 minute.

We also av some who wud b wearing dark eye glasses so dat de invigilators wud not observe whr dia eyes r lukin at. Some even 4get de date, dia matric number and dia hands wud b shaking while writing with sweat socking dem frm head.

Some who av notin 2 write copy de whole questions frm 1 to 5 especially in courses like Biz law n company law. Hahaha my people exam time is alway fond.

*****fond*****

valdes00:
My GF is excluded sha oo... Cos anytym I ask her such, she wil jus smile, rub my cheek n say -- Valdes, so u dnt trust me abi

SMH!!!! You are finished...your own case na different matter entirely...May God help you.

Are they alright?

How did they arrive at their statistics that Nigeria had such percentage of ebola spread?

When it comes to Nigeria...they are fast in exaggerating everything.



Make them no let us vex oOooooo!!!!!

Melkuk:
*** There are some who never utter a word from the start to finish of the of the game.

Why is this not on FP?

Neldrizzy:
OP may God bless the day you joined nairaland.. If all NL guys were like you, here would have be a better place!!

***would have been***

tonyzaks:
Can u challenge what's right. The're rigjt and he knows it

When will you be useful to yourself?

omenka:
Op is either foolish or genuinely ignorant. What do you think people like Reno O'fvckery, Ruben Agbati, Doyin Oku'okpa and the rest of the horde of paid internet hack that were given marching order to "occupy the social media", are meant for?? When they talk (wth the exception of the e-scoundrels) it is the president talking!!

When will you be useful to yourself?

berem:
He's too dumb to reply that's why he has attack dogs like Olisa Metuh, FFK,Reno Omokri, Femi Aribasala and Doyin Okupe doing the job for him. AIT,NTA and pro-Jonathan newspapers are not left out!

Get some sense girl. I know what you said up there is your opinion but it stinks.

philantoxx: her ugliness is legendary

Thank you...you nailed it.

Andy has gotten serious...

Well... Happy for ya dude.


The song is good with nice flow and plese don't deCeive me that this is your first studio work.


But I have one problem with your song and that is insulting Mikel...why

Show that dude some respect. He has done a lot for this country.

yettybaby112: hmmmmmmm, I Love cashew nut to the extent of saving money separately to buy.

Na eem be sey if I marry person like you na only cashew nuts we go dey chaw cus I love that stuff like mad...but remember moderation is the key...it is high in calories.....LOL!!!

What is wrong in having a girl as a best friend? Must every relationship involve sex?

We need to change or work on our mentality towards relationships.


Your female friends might actually be the helping hands you want in future...hope You know that?


So don't push them away because you aint getting that sexxxual satisfaction from them.


Enough said.

That was when you looked forward to watching Nigeria Films...JTTW is missed.

I so much love this thread...it shows that good people exist in Nigeria.

Tinubu: Allowing me bleep his little sister... God bless u wherever you are, Musharraf akanbi

In Yoruba English.....your head is not correct.

Meeeeeehhnnnn!!! I read one article on Nairaland some years back where the OP noted some of the things you must achieve before you attained the age of 30.

Surprisingly....the OP included having friends who are willing to make sacrifices for you.

I have a few friends that have been my back bone over the years...and I appreciate them sincerely...God bless them all.

But there is this particular guy that I won't ever forget...Joseph by name....for the things he has done for me are innumerable. May God bless him.


But in all and all and all...my ex girlfriend was the backbone to my success....even though she later f up...I still adore her.

In unity shall we prevail...God be with us all...apy indepence to my beloved country.

Will go for Klint any time any day.

How many we wan associate with.


I'm ok with FB jare....not a fan of all these wannabe.

somcherry: Playas everywhere

Unlike me...

benromeo39: show me example with your babe nude pix.

Seems you are high on ash.

Wetn she wan sing wey Tiwa, chydynma, sheyi Shay and Yemi Alade no go fit sing?


Nigerian music has grown beyond all these foreign artistes them na...we don't give a jerk about them anymore....even if its Nicki whatever....I don't think any responsible and sensible guy that has value for his money will pay to see Nicki Anaconda perform.

I don't blame them sha...I blame our local talents wey believe sey their level don high so tey sey na to invite ashibrishibri pipul come this country like sey we no get choice.

benromeo39: guy, see an optician asap.

Na you need optician pass.


Do you know what they call big b-reast?

Olutola88: Do I have problem with my eyes or it's you guys that are exaggerating the size of this rack

My brother...me sef no understand those guys ooooo!!!!! Just giving the girl undeserved attention.

somcherry: She spams every thread with her pin.


But dats none of my biz

Why do you think getting a good Dad is not easy?

Ref to ur siggy....

On point...but na the reboundssssssss dey sufa am pass.

thrizzle: -wanting to talk to her every min when I can't I think of her
- then bursting her pimples
- once I stayed outside under the rain when we fought cause she wouldn't let Me in so I stayed outside till she felt bad and dragged me in.
- once we were going on a walk and she told me to back her so I did and everyone kept staring but it was fun
- talking all night when we both had exams
too many crazy things tbh

Thanks to God for your deliverance because the spell she casted on you no be small one.