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12 inches!:
Kk, Someone just asked wat a guy wants in a bf gf relationship besides punny, yeah we all love punny the way u love joystick so let's put that to one side.
<b>1.Support:</b> When we're talking about business you should be able to add something intelligent and not just sit there like a doll waiting for the end results.
<b>2.Quit being Lazy:</b> If you want to be my gf you must be serz and hardworking, Go to ur work, make ur own money, pay for ur hairdo, ur own BIS etc, In short u shud be able to take care of yourself.I'm not your father and this is the 21st century
<b>3.Be courtreous and presentable:</b> U shud be able to perform wat is expected of women, To cook clean, Not a Mr Biggs babe(I'm not saying going to Mr Biggs is a crime o), Respectful to my friends and family and dress well
<b>4.Be able to give me good advise even if it is a difficult one:</b>, I'm not talking about nagging o, cos I'll do the same for you.
<b>5.Take me out once in a while:<\b> , Even if it is only on my bday, Or christmas day, or valentines, whenever, and don't place all the burden on me, Don't worry if I have cash we cn lavish it together too,
<b>6.Know when I'm broke:<\b> when I tell you am broke then suspend all dreams of going out or receiving gifts except u want to pay for such outings in part or in full depending on how broke I am.
<b>7. Stop being extravagant:<\b> if we go out and you're pointing @ the most expensive wine or the most expensive meal, U must be willing to part away with some your cash cos I don't av a budget for 12k moet o, and don't always pick the most expensive things, sometimes I'm testing you
<b>8.Be dynamic:<\b> Don't follow the same BS girls always do, Nothing stops u from appearing @ my house with grub and a bottle of wine and we have a small dinner @ my house, Remember if you do that, I'll not only respect u, I'll be looking for how to return the favour
<b>9.Don't pass me through silly tests and unecessary drama cos I'm just too old for that.It also makes me think u r immature<\b>.
<b>10.Sex is not a favour u do for me:<b\> , It is not a gift u give to me, It is something we both enjoy, I please you, you please, Yeah I might pressure u for it, but for a guy it's just natural, Once u start making it sound like a favour and start asking for gratification for sex, then I begin to see u as a love peddler or a runz girl

Many nigerian girls don't do half of this they just spread legs wide open and start asking for money for this and that, If u are a love peddler pls collect ID so I cn know wat kind of girl u are, otherwise I'm dumping u soon,

Sensible write up_@the bolded_makes more sense. Our gurls shld start reasoning lyk dat!

Cynthia or cindy which 1 do u prefer?? *sleeping* gudnyt

Mynd_44 visited the hospital

Hmmm, everyb is nw a virgin oya nau__ OP! Me too, i'm a virgin i don't joke with it

cynthiafred67:
^^same here, so I guess changes will be doing the cleaning.

changes got leprosy in his hands at the moment

cynthiafred67:
I don't gerrit, wot is the op talking abt huh?

OP needs an EEG test

bekay911:
Ehe so where were we?

we were where we where__needs more spining '~'

bekay911:
Sorry just had ,y manicure u can do it

leprose @ d moment_*sad*

Perfectly well

bekay911:
throws a mop @ both of em and shouts start cleanin

catchs mop, laughs and forces it into her hands__and quietly say "it's ur turn"

^**confused**

cynthiafred67:
^^ I dunno

oya start packing_u'r goin bk home

coogar:
too many charlatans in the habitat lately.

oh dear. . . . . .

hope it's not freaking u out

He apologize *??*

Pregnant__who's responsible?!!

oya cynthia start cleaning it b4 i shyt

*coughs*

^hahahahaha bad guyt i lyk ur discharging technique lmao

As long as we're in a chatroom, i bother less in spellings & punctuations, which r sometyms based on d speed of typing. I guess u'r slow on pc or phone that's y u can't understnd. I've got other chat forums to attend bro, xoo i agree with u, let me be an illitrate here and when we come to the real world, we'll knw who has what it takes, 1 luv bro

Babe_i wasn't keeping it hard on you. I was just laughing it off as a joke_if i was doing as u've said, i wouldn't have replied in such manner cos i've got more hard words but its nt 4 d Ladies, so thats y i used 'mouth wagon' lol. But on a serious note my first comment was a pure joke *winks*_ got ur back

Lol, boiiiizzzz i see you're short of words and got nothing to offer_but always, bear in mind that everything's never as it seems_, ok, i draw the curtain btwn us here_ you'll always remain my guy. 1 Luv bro

Hahahaha i knew it! I knew it!! I knew you were a kid that falls 4 charfs LMAO! Worry no more for i've taken charge over you_and i've got a report lately from the lab scientist that u've got verbal dihorrhoea__here you are! Crying for antibiotics_but don't worry. I'm not like that__ my medications are free of charge *winks*

^^hahahahahahahahahahaha ROTFLMCAO hahaha i need a air, hahaha OMG my tricks are working hahahahagahahaha Look at yhu!! Hahaha hahaa my son, dnt worry i won't pull ur hairs anymore (ROTFLMAO!)

dabrake:
@1stBolded, bros, hw far u nah? @2ndBolded, wtf! How does the bolded relate with what he/you('hd) said?

lol.@1st question: nothing do me bros @2nd question: He knows what i'm talking about. BTW thats a literary acrobatics__nyc 1 bro

LMAO!! Killz_ just listen to yourself! U've got nothing to offer , hahahahahahahaha

Anyway sha am back in the thread_xo where's my baby ashew(bekay). I need her ryt nw to cool off. Atleast the money 4 new panties is at hand hahahaha Rodflmao

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]***Yawns*** x2. . . 13%. . . Try again!

By the way, it's territorial. . .[/color]

i see_thats only what you're good at. I laugh coz ur pea brain wouldn't allow you to recognise it's a typographical error_Anyway, stuck your head into your pants get the sense of your fallacy

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]I'll let that slide, you are not yet up to my standards![/color]

i don't reckon senseless bullfrogs having teritorial standards

yemmy_ma:
Well did you not see the title of my post? Whatelse do you want me to state?

what's hard in using " Igbos plan a befeating burial for late.Ojukwu"?

_that means i av to wait. Ok

Badt bois

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]The topic makes sense, but the list? That's BULLSHIT in capital letters, and in High Definition! When you are to present such interesting topics, make them debatable. You started an interesting topic with mudslinging, expect negative comments from guys and girls alike. When the hell will y'all learn? Damn! [/color]

Shut up. And if we were to learn, who are we going to learn from? U??

yemmy_ma:
Thank you everyone for your post, of course i did not know there are so many igbo people on this thread coming out to show their anger at my sincere post of governors squandering Nigeria's money.

If you want to know, his burial ceremony is termed: Lagos State Governor, Mr. Babatunde Fashola (SAN), Friday hosted the [size=15pt]National[/size] Funeral Committee of the Late Ikemba Nnewi, Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, pledging the support of the State Government to the Committee to ensure a befitting burial for the former Military Governor of the defunct Eastern Region.

The bold word says it all for all of you asking if Nigeria is going to a stand still. [size=15pt]The Governor who said the Late Ikemba Nnewi was as much a Lagosian as he was a Nigeria, also pledged to handle directly from his office the logistic challenges that would be posed by transfer flights from Lagos to Enugu for foreign dignitaries transiting to Enugu for the final funeral event of the deceased on February 29, 2012.[/size]

Remember, you people did not come out to fight with us when we were protesting for fuel subsidy. Yet our money and tax will be used to transfer foreign dignitaries to Enugu right?

All of you who just came out to exercise your english prowess just to yab me, you are not [size=28pt]ethnicomentally straight[/size].

and is that overweighing ur balls?? What d hell were u expecting our response to be lyk??

:-x