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Hmmm_i thought that romance section shld be a place that tears the pänties, but sadly enough it does the opposite *sad*

cynthiafred67:
Don't use the I think I knw u from somewhere style it won't work, don't use the rude boy style either, it still won't work, in fact u will be left standing. Just be polite and know wot u are saying, please don't tell me the size of ur mansion or ur d1ck I am so not interested. It makes me bored.

All i believe, but the bolded i say No! have a guy approached u nd started giving sermons of his d1ck?? Mehnn!! Be realistic jareh

^^ i disagree

omigin:
Why is't that what most Nigeria pastors can see is the person you are planning to get marry to is not the right person? i was learning to inspiration fm, there is this pro gramme called (life issue), it runs from 7pm-8, while this pro gramme was going on last Friday, a lady called and said,my pastor said the person i am planning to get marry to is not the right person for me and since then have been avoiding him. I am confused, i don't know what to do. I asked myself a question, why is it that our pastors can't see road accident, collapse building, robbery or even see where boko haram can be arrested or captured.If they can achieve these, they would save more lives rather than just trying to save two people's lives or marriage.

they'r not the ones that give themselves visions__na God!!

sweetcocoa:
@Pendo,seriously that thing dey vex me.


Any guy that tries that with me would go home with swollen balls

*pulls leg 2geda*

Tosinville:
^do u eat bread & beans daily?

uuuummmmmm! *thinking*

<wakes up from sleep, Fart on thread, with a sigh of relief rush to the door 4 fwesh air>

lefulefu:
Ch@nges my brotha abegi make u wish me a safe trip to Gods own country jor
na yankee me wan go now oooo .i wan chop yankee babes
omo who no like better thin

i de tellz u my brother__all man lyk beta thing o_anybody wey no lyk beta thing, make he go nack head for wall_anyways safe journey bro

^^ Lol_i'm patiently waiting (oops! Hope they dnt see this)

Gurls and their bad mouth__abeg make i shift b4 they , ? Me

Lol

pendo89:
Born, and how do they discover this if you dont tell them how much ur worth? see most of you guys are accustomed to woe gals with cash. I know it works but you end up with the type u describe.
You dont have to stress much to win a girl. make use of ur strong points even a smile works wonders. Just be the man and she falls.

Exactly there are million of girls everywhere. There's no reason why any single guy or lady should mourn over a failed attempt. Its an ecosystem out there and everybody belongs to somebody else. Amazing how murderers and mad people find love !!
I love saying there's always somebody better for you out there but some people just cling to misery an stress not wanting to let go.

u're talking sense my dear__Infact manage this one  they shld learn how to woo a gurl without showing off their riches, let them go and watch coming to America, where Eddie Murphy won the gurl's love with his Alpha-male qualities and not with his riches__ take it again babe

Lefulefu the native doctor _ i no doubt u at all my brother__Atleast touch & follow still dey market

^^^OMG (with hands covering the mouth, and eyes wide open)
where did u pick dis threat 4rm?? This thread is about 5yrs old__hmmm but wait o, is this cute-a$$ still here in NLand??

lefulefu:
OP so na girl wey never grow hair yet for her punny or get br4st na im u wan yansh abi?
If u dare put ur thing for that underage girl thingy u will be impotent for life
yes ooo na native doctor lefulefu talk am

Hahahahahahaha LMAO!!

^^wow_i'm ignorant of that_anyway thnx. Guys with such voice should start swallowing armburgers to enlarge their vocal cord_lol(serious)

^^do u mean that u guys(ladies) keep guys with female voice at arms length? Do u guys hate them??

MRbrownJAY:
^^
A) the obvious DECEIT towards a man who she claims to love, "could" be a reason to divorce someone (it all depends on the height/reason for the deceit. just accepting ANY LIES she throws at you, simply because you are married, is not only WRONG but also INSANE.
B) God has nothing to do with the issue at hand, and if you'd ever read your bible RIGHT, you would know that ( i doubt the good book says that ANY LIE is good). some women are THE DEVIL'S REINCARNATION, and thinking the way you do will simply have you become a disciple of Lucifer, LOL!!!

that's ur own opinion_Sorry, i still insist on my previous post

MsDarkSkin:
Lol!

In fact lemme pull a ragBALLZ:

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Was that supposed to be a "curse out"?
Not only are you MAD lame but you are obviously on your man period. You this "manbiotch" . Ask one of the ladies to hand you a tampon and go wash plates.

now i see the reason why u've always beard the name [b]Ms[/b]darkskin __u're thinking through ur punny_LMAO! No, continue! Keep showing off yhur high rate of immorality

What boils me most is that all these senseless prediction don't happen in Africa particularly Nigeria_ so i believe they're predicting their downfall_Soon, they'll start relocating to Africa for shield__

@OP_ i can c u need help(smiles) dnt worry, she won't räpè u_NONSENSE!!

Wexelion:
@ch@anges,if you were in the days of Noah,this is exactly what you would have said and i quote;

oh jeeeez!! I'm afraid o_u'r talking sense__(looks up above the eye glass) clap for urself! But on a serious note, during d days of oga Noah, he built a ship to save the people, so which ship is gonna save us now Where r we going 2 stay 2 b safe apart 4rm repentance? And if internet was among d medium for getting d mark of d pig, don't u think we all have secured our own mark Mehn! Think! Do u knw when the world's gonna end? Scientists r jux predicting but i'm telling u ''man's extrimity is God's begining" take it or leave it!!!

MsDarkSkin:
Nigerian women transformed this thread? Pendo and missy b did what exactly for you to make that statement? furthermore this thread has more views than comments so as you can see not even the "boys" are talking.

I knew it! You're easily caught with charf__little bird!! I dnt care abt wat u'r saying, i dnt care abt who u'r, i care about our privacy_If this thread were 2 b a test, i'm sowie, u've proudly shown how silly u are. You've FAILED!! Infact, who r u and where r u 4rm?? Coz i think u'r under the influence of ignorance_dnt even knw ur se.x_mtcheeeeeeeeew

The world riding on its foolishness__Look @ them F00ls!! Y dnt u stop using all these electronic devices so as to save ur a$s from destruction_ILLUMINATI MY FOOT c hw few f00ls r decieveing u pple_ Gullible antelopes!!!

Babe, i've seen topics like this a million and one times__Pls look 4 them, and learn from the replies there.

I knew it! 2day is a day 4 testimonies, life histories and triumphs__ Mr. Born2fck shld i start listing my archievements?

Hmmm seems lyk 2day is a Testimonial day, ok o__my own testimony goes lyk dis:

I remember when i do date 1 girl in 4yrs, now i date 5 girls in 2months


I also remember when i bleep 1 girl in a year, now i bleep 2 girls in 60minutes


And i'll never 4get when: in every 10 approach(approaching a lady) i come out with words such as: 'user busy, try again later' Now, in every 10 approaches, i triumph with 'U have reach the maximum allowance, pls recharge and continue'

so my dear bros & sis i'm very happy to introduce the end products of my achievement__ pls put ur hands together for my community of wedlock kids!!! NONSENSE!!!!

date him again so that he'll later date ur frnd again and then come back 2 u for d 3rd round_

Damn!! Why didn't they see T.A Orji naw?? They shld include him o

@OP_babe dnt worry, everythings gonna be alryt. But never ask him what to do since he loves you or encourage him to disagree with his parents! That can easily make him think u'r in a haste to get married to him. But if u've already done that, hmmm pray he doesn't focus his attention on it__just be quiet when he raise the issue during your conversation with him. Its time to play hard! Behave the same manner u behaved when he first met you, i repeat 'Never sound cheap or hasting to him' i'm talking out of experience cos such words has cost me my relationship with a lady__i'v said my own