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If i were to be the husband, the last thing i'll do is to send her packing. Thats absurd! Ahhh_even if she was pregnant for a guy when she was 18, that doesn't justify the fact that she's worth nothing!! That man has done the wrong thing in my own view o. Is he trying 2 tell me that he didn't play some games while a youth?? He could have calmly address the woman, show her love & care. I dnt think God revealed that to him 4 him to send her out of d house_i'm disappointed in the man!

Mehnn!! I comot cap 4 dat guy! @ OP i know he might have set a ball rolling in ur mind. That guy is real, he's respecting ur privacy and i think u shld b happy about that_he's a real gentleman. But wait o! TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY!!

*Sneeze into yhur orange mouth* interesting story, but why can't you copy & paste d full story here U need an orange in ur a$$__*sleeps off*

I am no reacher nor settler, I am a destroyer ;( ;(

This is one thing i don't like about my naija babes. I reckon the topic was only ment for the male folks but they've happily customised it. Or are they hermaphrodites? If this topic were to be poisonus they could have all died__ will u have a punny and a díck at the same time? Choose one jareeh!!

Flashaldrin:
Its normal kids stuff joor, who didnt play mama and papa??

its normal kids stuff joor(in a female tune) u're still insisting its a childs play right? Who knows? U might have masturbated yhursef after hearing ur cousin say I LOVE YOU__but on a serious note: did u hear the OP say the 12yr old joke is his cousin or relation? Mehn! That has crossed the line jareeh_or mayb she's jux trying 2 practice what she learnt from the cable stations_ryt??

queensmith:
lol- there is also rumour of him disobeying her broda sha oo- so i will be careful if i were you.

careful?? Only if he can impregnant his fellow man then i'll always make sure there's a contraceptive on my a$$ 4 protection while walking along the road__lol

queensmith:
^^ not neccesarily i was making a joke. . . . . . . . . . .seems men are not big on jokes here. . . . . im off!

Chai, sowie babe, i knew u were joking but we'r nt happy d way dis our bros is toying with gurls that might be my future wife dnt worry i'll protect my sis jux as u've warned me_lol

Flashaldrin:
lol, i can remember when i was in the villa one xmas, i was like 13/14 yrs old. me and my female cousin (abt 7 yrs old) was playing in front on my aunts when she suddenly blurted out 'I love you'. Chai! I was so embarrased, i turned and whispered to her, 'no, dont say it again o', my aunts all overheard and burst out laughing. Lol, i felt i'd said something wrong. But now i know better.
Its a normal kids stuff , acting out what they've seen mostly in the tellies, its now left for you as the mature one to correct her, shikena.

normal kids stuff right? When she'll stretch out her hands 2 reach 4 ur génitals, that's when u'll knw its no more kids play

freecocoa:
started wetin?Abeg I have better threads to spend my time on instead of this rubbish you people are discussing here.

u've got better thread 4 discussions ryt?? Then y r u showing off ur negative side here? Ok. I agree, then could you pls go bck 2 bed. Or do u need me 2 take u 2 bed?? FOUL!!

cynthiafred67:
^^ take it easy nau


@op
Post ur pix let us see.

^^babe u're triping already



@OP hmmm__u've got urself an admirer

queensmith:
^^ if you all talk too much he will kolumbi ur sister in a minute!

just as he has done to you

A vulcanizer__he inflates women that has no cork stopper

freecocoa:
What is this one saying?

Guilty conscience fears no, ? Complete that 4 yhursef and mind you(coco)_u've started again

faakay:
Here is the logic behind this scenario

Boy vs Girl
It will come to a time. The good guys will starting forming and all the girls will be after them when they discover the bad boys are evil
Bad + Good girl will be after them and the goods boys will pick his own desire

Girl vs Boy
It will come to a time. The good girls will starting forming and all the boys will be after them when they discover the bad girls are evil
Bad + Good Boy will be after them and the good girls will pick their own desire

Girl vs Girl
category 1
This are girls that are proud and arrogant, they do not give neither the good or bad a chance and they have high sexxxual desire so when it comes to a time, then they start making love to each other

Boy vs Boy
Category 2
This are boys that are proud and arrogant, they do not give ladies the respect they require and when it comes to a time when no girl is talking to them, then they start making love to each other

Who will win? The Battle Begins

the JARGON JUMBLE is STILL ON

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@OP__hope u'r also doing d joystick work out, it should have its own biscep and tricep muscles by now_MORON!

teeaser:
y is so difficult to find a nice fine guy? #no offence to the not so fine. I like fine guys but most want to sleep with u after the 2nd date and some are so mummy's pet. Damn!!

Onila's student *closes eye*

When has NL become a place to show people hw stupid u are?? Mehn!! OP do u need a doctor to tell u that u're psychologically impared? If u'v got nothing to say, stop creating topics that has nothing to do wit ur chicken life <mtsheew

@OP. U need a slap!! What d hell are u still waiting for Pick up a cane and flog hell out of that child!!! Ahhh, 12yrs! And wait o, what were u doing wit d small, flat chest gurl that gave her the gut to tell you that Mehn!! U guys shld stop betraying ur age-mates for crying out loud!

I understand that they just say those things sometimes, mostly if they'r with their friend__ i don't really knw y they engage in such things. Are they trying to play hard or what?? Thats the big question! Pls. Our ladies in the house could u guys tell us why u engage in such act? And for my dear friend that said all the blames should go to the government for lack of employment, pls can u throw more light on that?? Should u wait 4 govt to create job 4 u or shld u create job openings for others?? Thats where nigerians are getting it wrong! Learn to be dependent of ursef not the govt!!!

@op its as easy as a yawn__what r u still waiting for?? Well, there are two ways to cure this illness (1)Whenever u got exhusted of what to say, simply grab your balls and squeeze them to pieces
(2) Read__ read articles, don't bother yourself with what to say cos they'll probably flow from your on-going conversation. U don't need to memorize what to say. Her mood can as well influence the quality and quantity(time) of the conversation. And always bear in mind that a short, well tabled and interesting conversation is better than a 24hr boring conversation. Always keep it short and simple, as time goes on you'll start lasting long(oops! Not the other way) and you can also draw refrence from your previous conversations. Just don't worry the conversation will flow by itself. goodluck!

Who cares? :-/

@POSTER__ from all i've seen, i think you should your mind has directed you, back up your intentions with the little knowledge you've got from education! Join the family business! set and break records!! And show them what you've got!!! As my high school would say 'success is not your the profession nor your location, SUCCESS is in YOU' I think at last your mum will be proud of you! I hope this would help

tpacalipse:
It is either virgin or nothing! trust me. How can I marry Tokunbo or Naija used when I have kept myself for so long?  MBA, LAILAI If you no be virgin, I no dey marry. chikena!

Who no know kwanu__u'll grow gray hairs on your armpit while waiting for hymen 4 9ja babes pucci

What should we call this one na? Tonto display? Lol__yhu no like *ot* display mtshewww

*dhtml:
Let me summarize all my talks on this thread in just one post:
Marrying a vee is one chance. You may take it and it works fine, but wat if u now start avin Bleep issues? Dat is my own question.

that's why pörn movies are available @ the local shops__you want her to be romantic and active? Get her an indian põrn movie, watch it together at leisures, buy romantic magazines, leave them on the bed, facing the page you want her to learn something from upwards. She'll definitely see it and you knw, do the rest! (remember, pictures are never 4gottn easily)

Onila! Lmao!! Chai(waves head)

@topic__my dick

<With shoulders as high as that of a gorilla and hands just millimeters above the ground,,leaves the thread with a stinking look on the face>

I've said this in a previous thread, and i'll repeat it again! AGE NEGOTIATION IS NOT MENT FOR THE LADIES!!!!! i repeat! AGE NEGOTIATION IS NOT MENT FOR THE LADIES!!!!!! Arrh ah! What's all these

Wowwwww!!! I'll be honoured to have a 'V' as my wife__It's not outdated at all. Ît shows how sef-controlled she is and i think that all men needs a wife they can trust! And being a V has showed that to an extent__I crave for V's

I don't support foreign aid at all!! Unless we divide Nigeria then they(old nigeria) could then cry for foreign aid__U.S always have strings attached to their aid!! I've never loved North Americans right from childhood!!!_invite them to your country, then get ready for racial slurs__BULL.poo