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sulesadat:
i guess i am talking to an under age ryt?, cuz "i dont know" is one of d cliches of under age girls.

ok .. you deserve a cookie. Clap for yourself.

sulesadat:
yeah ,i guess u are from d east ryt?

i don't know, you tell me

George22016:
Today is Saturday and you are not married. Oniranu

ok, clap for yourself

sulesadat:
yeah,got u too, but u know he messed up but ur pple just supported him cuz ur leaders were at his back, anyways, how re ya?

ok but i don't do tribalism.. i am a Nigerian. Tk

efilefun:
[size=13pt]I thought GEJ built a world class bridge on that road before he left power moreover why are you all complaining after voting massively for someone who couldnt change ur wooden bridge into something standard abegiii park well make i spit [/size]

ok

Keneth1:
nne that bridge dey nteje nah, is it among enugu-onitsha express

yes e go soon celebrate 30th birthday

kITATITA:
[size=14pt] I drove through that road in 2006 and the road was terrible. Same in the early months of 2015. It transcends administrations. [/size]

yes its true thats why i said let this administration come and pass so we can continue counting down to its silver jubilee.

Bluffly:
Is this your thinking pattern?

ok

mokaflex:
Somebody told you this road just got spoilt. Myopic Nigerian

ok

TROY85:
So for ur mind name dis administration fault b ds?

you tell me.

sulesadat:
why didnt your hero, gej do d road?

i got u yhe first time

sulesadat:
why didnt your hero, gej do d road?, oh the way waited for his adminstration to come and pass right.

ok one kunu for you.

Room pics please

A woman, renewing her driver's licence , was asked by the woman at Registry to state her occupation.

She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself.

'What I mean is, ' explained the woman at Registry, 'do you have a job or are you just a ...?'

'Of course I have a job,' snapped the woman. 'I'm a Mum.'

'We don't list 'Mum' as an occupation, 'housewife' covers it,' Said the recorder emphatically.

I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself
in the same situation.
The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised,
efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like,
'Official Interrogator' or 'City Registrar.'

'What is your occupation?' she probed.

What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out.
'I'm a *Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations.'*

The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and
looked up as though she had not heard right.

I repeated the title slowly emphasizing the most significant words.
Then I stared with wonder as my pronouncement was written, in bold, black ink on the official questionnaire.

'Might I ask,' said the clerk with new interest, 'just what you do in your field?'

Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice, I heard myself reply,
*'I have a continuing program of research*, (what mother doesn't) *In the laboratory and in the field,*
(normally I would have said indoors and out).
*I'm working for my Masters*, (first the Lord and then the whole family)
*and already have four credits* (all daughters).
*Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the humanities,*
(any mother care to disagree?)
*and I often work 14 hours a day,* (24 is more like it).
*But the job is more challenging than most run-of-the-mill careers and the rewards are more of a satisfaction rather than just money.'*

There was an increasing note of respect in the clerk's voice as she completed the form, stood up, and personally ushered me to the door.

As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous new career, *I was greeted by my lab assistants* -- ages 13, 7, and 3.
Upstairs I could hear our *new experimental model,*
(a 6 month old baby) *in the child development program*, testing out a new vocal pattern (crying).

I felt I had scored a beat on bureaucracy! And I had gone on the official records as someone more distinguished and indispensable to mankind than 'just another Mum.'

*Motherhood!!!*
What a glorious career! Especially when there's a title on the door.

Does this make grandmothers
*'Senior Research associates in the field of Child Development and Human Relations'*
And great grandmothers
*'Executive Senior Research Associates?'*
I think so!!!

I also think it makes Aunts '
*Associate Research Assistants.'*

Hmm.. this one na beg dem dey beg am.

Funny enough, begging buhari is not what can do it.. buhari is too small for that decision sef..

Lol..
I am a proud Nigerian
Will love to be a Nigerian if given a second option.
This is why we hardly die of heart attacks, Parkinson's, obesity and other related diseases.


#ProudlyNigerian#

Thats sad..
Where they able to apprehend the bus driver and conductor that caused this?

Sometimes, we let go though it still doesn't stop us from fighting for our rights and letting justice prevail. Imagine being on your car and driving along the street and someone from nowhere lifts a heavy stone and smashes your windscreen, will you just thank him and let him go? Its unfortunate that he lost his life, he never knew it would end this way. On the other way round, the conductor and driver knew they were wrong, what happens to stopping and apologizing to the man and letting peace reign.

RIP sir. My condolences to his family, imagine his wife or people getting a phone call that he just died. Vanity shaa.

Awww!!

Federal road for that matter..just waiting for this administration to come and pass so that we can celebrate its silver jubilee..





FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

Anyone? At a good price

I just got demoralized staring at those pictures.

He skipped Ghana because hunger will kill him there..
Because he won't even see half plate of food to survive while there.
#Ghana#abject#poverty#

I apologize to Ghanaians here.

Scream:
People here no well ...laff wan tear my belle

my dear no talk am ooo.. i don laugh pour the green tea wey i dey drink for ground.. Nairalanders no get chill at all.. the funniest is that batman abi Spiderman stuff chaii..

Yes plenty of them

You have no right to use such word on someone let alone a deceased.. you created a thread like this and i wonder the extent of your morality as a LIVING human being.

A person that was conceived by a man and woman (except lack of the PHYSICAL presence of the man as hos child was growing up due to circumstances of life) is who you refer to as a bastard. What will you now call "JESUS" since he has no literal worldly biological father?
You people just create achaic and babaric threads here just because of internet freedom and access.

Be careful what you wish for because this world is not a bed of roses. Thank you.

VolTOxic:
Such self denial
Madam, It's the Buhari you know aka Baba go slow.
There's no other country with a president named Buhari.

lol.. bros please take it easy oo, the poor guy is only protecting his PHresident..

Just saw this and decided to share.
Our president was mentioned in one these seasonal movies calle"Scandal" season 4 episode 25.. its funny the way his name eas pronounced..
Sai Baba!!

Cityguy:
Awwwww! Had just realised I needn't say more than to wish you a 'happy new month'.

happy new month

Cityguy:
Awwwww! Had just realised I needn't say more than to wish you a 'happy new month'.

happy nee month

Cityguy:
Hahahaha. Alright, i get it. You kind of don't understand it at all. This is a public forum. When you bring issues here and call for contributions next time, pls indicate those you know would understand you and whose comments wouldn't make you itch for the barrel. Once it's thrown here, it's no longer you owning it, that's why it's a public forum, OK. Then, don't know where in my write-up you saw 5yrs career stuff. Pls, read carefully next time before putting your fingers to work on your tabs. And dear, what would seeking attention from you do to me? Food on my table? naaaahhh! Thats pretty overrated. Your 'thanks' is acknowledged. Stay bkessed

sir since you are here to show your expertise as a fault finder and to display your poise in English language, it would be placed in the history of Nairaland that you came, you took, you conquered and as long as i am concerned, your continuous reply will be appreciated. Its my thread, it still made sense to others. So what is it gonna be? Waiting for your humble reply sisi.the

Cityguy:
Lol....see baby, I choose my battles wisely and trust me, I don't find you worthy of that battle. You call me liitle child? Hahaha. I'm almost 100% sure you are not even near my age by 5yrs. I have a very rewarding job and I didn't come here to ask for advice about job change. My remark was from my observations, though it might have come to you at one of your bad moods. I wish you well, I don't need to p.m u cos I don't need it.

tnx sweetheart for your stated career biography, observed. Now for one obvious reason or the other, you still refused to read the post as others, jumped and passed but you chose to show yourself.. does it even make sense at all? No.. you just felt like seeking for attention even when you are 5 years into a job.

Well here for you.. the earlier we learn to mind our businesses and ignore certain posts that makes no sense to us, the better for us here.
So thanks for everything and your sweet contributions to my thread tnx.

Kingzy4pep:
Lol... I pray make I forget. It's actually 6weeks and 2days left because you made the promise few days back.

Hence, the flaunting date is 7th October.

cool. Lol you are even counting dates, ok for that, i will fulfill my promise on that day ok. Me like u too.