Mskrisx:
Immediately after reading the last paragraph I scremed a very loud kaaaaaaaaaaai!

Mtcheeew! Chaii nne di we ooo.
It can only get better now. My prayers and thoughts will be with you and your family. Try to cheer up


@chocolateme... I went to her profile now and believe me I couldn't refuse the temptation of crying. Nne just endure.

it is well my dear.. O ga adi Mma. The thing just odd. I just stare at the road lost in thought anytime I want to cross the road. How many seconds does it take to cross the road? I am not sure of getting over this anytime soon.

queenitee:
I'm so sorry for your loss sis.God knows the best.
Rip jubilee.Wanna believe she's happy were she is now

queenitee.. Tnx for that, she will always be happy wherever she is though she left us all unhappy.. Jubilee is so cute and lovely..

Jubilee is your name and you are truly a happy girl. Your mom is the only sister to my dad and you are the only daughter to your parents. Always smiling and making everyone around you happy.
I said I was never gonna do this because its not possible that you have left us. Its very hard to accept. Your mom said you will come back alive with your daddy soon and I so much wanna believe it.
I am so sorry little sister for the pains that you passed through. Thank God for the the many lives u touched with your goodness. You are so PURE I knew it long ago and your purity scares me. Your fellow students still don't believe this. Rest well my sister. Jubi Jubi as we always call you, God knows it all.


I have not recovered from my little cousin that died two weeks ago in Ghana.. She was a student of All Nations University College.. She was 19 years old and the only daughter.. She was a final year student of Bio Medical Engineering and coming out with very excellent grades.

Just the morning of her mom's birthday, she posted a Facebook birthday messages to her mom and called her mom on phone to wish her birthday wishes too.

After speaking with her mom, she dressed up to enter school and one vehicle from the Ministry of Health abi Education came out from nowhere and killed her as she was crossing the road.

God please help my aunt and her family to be OK especially my aunt.
May her soul rest in peace....

Skelewu:


Hehehe, You're waiting for it to do you something before you chop am? The chicken wey you dey chop, wetin im do you?

For this kind recession you allowed a God sent meat to fly away? I'm sure recession never hol you. I go come your house come dey chop as recession never reach your side.

abeg come oo. Food plenty oo

Skelewu:


Chai, sweetie you didn't think of making a roast meat out of the dang bird?

Skelewu.. I am very sorry for you. Wwtin the damn bird do me? So if na u, by now u don scatter all of their nests wey full our compound chop them finish..

Leave am for me like that, they beautified our residence for us.

"Resume or CVA personal statement or statement of purpose: Should speak to your career goals and how the program fits into thatAn autobiographical sketch: Should highlight your experiences and how they influenced your decision to apply to the program3 letters of recommendation: Should be academic references".

Please if possible, help me with your contact so I can discuss more with you and get more informants from you. Please its really urgent. Tnx a lot

She doesn't have sense. What's the meaning of holy manhood? Can you imagine "holy manhood"

Hmm..
God please may she be fine and found.. I don't like this kind of news.

Please God protect her at least for the sake of her family.

I have not recovered from my little cousin that died two weeks ago in Ghana.. she was a student of All Nations University College.. She was 19 years old and the only daughter.. She was a final year student of Bio Medical Engineering and coming out with very excellent grades.

Just the morning of her mom's birthday, she posted a Facebook birthday messages to her mom and called her mom on phone to wish her birthday wishes too.

After speaking with her mom, she dressed up to enter school and one vehicle from the Ministry of Health abi Education came out from nowhere and killed her as she was crossing the road.

Up till now, we are still waiting for her dad that went to Ghana to bring her home. I don't know why they are delaying them there.

God please let this girl be found in good health.

Nice

But I don't mean Okorocha

O di egwu..

Look at her ugly weave. But that person she chatted with is an accessory to high degree murder. She may end up getting it through the same source. She should plan and get the girl quarantined instead of her meaningless plea to the HIV infested anu mpama.

bencobenz:


Moku = I don die
Mogbe = I'm finished
Modaran = I'm in trouble.

Yoruba language.

wow!! Really.. Thanks dear.. I never would have guessed.

Zedoo:


Nope it doesn't.
The sperm is like saliva it will always be available.
Little periods between ejac will lower d amount of sperm coming out but by the next day baba nla is back banging and better.
Though as a man gets old he needs to space out his ejac to get maximum product.

Nobody should mention me o. Lol

tnx Zedoo

Cool..

The separation has brought more maturity into their lives, at least they can weather harder storms in future.
May their son be a reason for them to reconcile.



FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM.

Op.. I did not see the one of the major reasons i had always thought causes low sperm count.. Which is having sex numerous times on every blessed day.. Thought it reduces low sperm count as there is nothing else left to use and impregnate someone.


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I just realized that my question above is very apocalyptic but the deed has already been done, can you guys stop quoting me already.. Why is this small thing I commented won't be left alone??
My 'Mentions' don full. E don do joorr.. I yaf tired of reading quotes.

GTB only gat a name but in reality, they have nothing or good services to offer. I wish you luck.

The truth is that they will refund you but it will take up to 3weeks OK? Stop panicking.

But what were you thinking going to deposit cash through ATM deposit when you are in NIGERIA? Ordinary transfer of cash through online in Nigeria is enough headache and you dey form Americana for us here..

Anyways, don't forget to tell me when its rectified OK? Sorry for the inconveniences.

Sorry for this but I have since lost interest in political news and its not good because this my country. I have been seeing this Magu name everyday here but I don't know who he is.

Is he one of the MMM participants?

Hmmm..
But what is Bubu going there to do? To see father Mbaka or what?

He avoided the other meeting with the River state people the other time over the cleaning of the messed up Ogoniland.

In fact, if he is looking for where to go he should go and visit the people at the IDP camps since his office no dey for sky.

She came to our house a month ago and later left after spending hours with us. My sister left with her to their house.
I was later called by my sister and told that our friend got three Debit alerts on her phone on their way to her side. First one was 20k, second one 10k, and 3rd one 10k and all from different bank ATMs at different locations at Lekki.

She went to her bank GTB to complain so as to be shown the footage but their snail speed and baskets of excuses of servers not working delayed and stretched this matter to almost 3 weeks. The other banks were willing to show her the stuff but she has to bring a letter of confirmation from GTB.
I asked her several questions on how she manages her ATM cards, she said that most tines she gives it to the driver of her boss to help her withdraw when busy in office and also gives it to the lady that cleans their office as she is a nice person plus one other person.

But judging from her last debit alert, it showed that about 3 weeks before the incident, she paid for a flight ticket through transfer by using the last four digit of her ATM meaning that she was the last person with it.
Finally, a week ago she was summoned by the bank to come and see the gladiator that was doing MMM with her money, lo and behold! The big head belonging to her oga's driver surfaced and filled up the whole ATM screen..nonsense. (All these while, she pretended and told no one at work of what happened. So she told her boss everything and the matter was taken up, the man started by paying the guy's salary straight into my friend's account before other punishments followed..

I am sure he stopped withdrawing because he didn't know how to type in 500 naira as what remained in the account after his visit was around 780 naira.

Make una dey keep una personal effects carefully oo. Thanks

Plastic rice.. So China don finally send their rubber rice to us here abi?

Sir please you should move on.. Sometimes, finding solution to every situation doesn't solve the situation.. You have tried and all I see is that you deliberately find it difficult to move on as if your life has been enslaved by her. Its hard but move on..

This country's situation is already hard on individuals and you still want to add more to the STRUGGLE and for how long? What you don't know is that after stressing and fighting so tirelessly hard to bring her back especially for a long stretch of time, that you won't feel the same way anymore for her. My one kobo..

RELATIONSHIP is not meant to hurt..
See the illustration of what is going on with you right now..

Lai long time.. Na you be this?

Heard that your body crashed and froze due to your system overload with LIES and PROPAGANDA..
I rushed to the hospital to come pray for you but alas!! You have been discharged..

I can see you are on your feet again even when January 17th never reach. It is well with u sir.

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https://www.premiumtimesng.com/arts-entertainment/music/218274-top-10-searched-nigerian-songs-google-2016-2.html[/quotei no be nNaija music fan but e get one I like and I no sabi who sing am, but in the video, the guy dey say " mama look at how we made it..bla bla bla

How good and efficient on a scale of 100%?

Oh No!!

They post pictures of overwhelming charity work and supplies delivered to IDP camps on daily basis..especially from the Federal Government.

I don't understand, how is this picture possible? What about the medical team?

Do they not have a section made for taking care of all the kids' provisions..

Are they up to 5 million that absolute measures cannot be taken by the federal government to curb these deteriorating conditions..

I feel so bad.. And tomorrow they will say we should pray for our leaders and politicans for God's protection and to rule with wisdom and understanding.

oluspicy:


Dear Chocolate, don't tell me you're cooking your stew in the open with firewood. Cos dat bird was attracted to the sight of your stew and pot (there's no better way to die with a befitting funeral) and decided to give up its life as a sacrificial bird.

That's a very great omen. My advice for you is to remove it and do justice to it before its too late. Haven't you heard of ANNELIDISIS STEW?

By the time you find correct fufu or garri with that stew, I know you will come back here to share your testimonies.

the truth is that there is nothing unusual about what happened not even the slightest.
Its a normal thing. Sometimes, these birds play roughly with each other that they fly and hit the wall or twist among themselves in the air and accidentally falls.

It happens all the time in our residence, floweres everywhere, sometines you wake up to see two or three of them trapped inside our sitting room flying up and down looking for exit. On one occasion, one mighty one fell inside a basin of water I was using to wash clothes smh..I just brought it out, dropped it where sun will be reaching it while washing and observing it. Like 46 minutes later, the mumu fly commot.

So Op, don't worry its normal.

Hmm.. They've been planning this robbery for long.


So this is how they have decided to collect back their MMM money..

I thank God that no life was lost..

Perfecttouch:
na real THROUGH life story. Even TRUE is shorter than THROUGH

hahahaha.. U no well

judeefcc:
if you have it flaunt it people against public displays dont have , ur sister is your crush because she is gather

yes because of her character dispositios and intelligent attributes. Crush doesn't necessarily mean the other aspect.

judeefcc:
gbam oya give me the juicy gist , who is he or she and why do you like the person?

my sister, same mother and father.. Irrespective of her beauty.. She never tries to consciously show her endowments for the sake of the camera. I repeat % consciously'

judeefcc:
dont you have a celebrity crush? everything no be fight biko

I have a celebrity crush. Judeefcc I catch u.. You are stalking me right?

Now I know...