₦airaland Forum

cummando:
Op you are very wiket. me wey no chop last night wey be say I dey use scope read news this morning so as to ignore the hunger Na I'm u do this kind thing of making me see this kind sumptuous meal. wey plate?,I GATS buy ewa aganyin

I am sorryvmy dear.. This guy is something else. He hates eating public food, amidst work and other things, he still finds time to cook. Hmm

sammyp01:
Na wa ooh.the guy put Kpomo for fried rice

he prepared the kpomo sauce differently, he always tries new things everyday.. Said to leave chicken and beef out if it for today. What can you prepare?

He is good in his culinary skills, I am very very unique too because my mom taught me well plus coupled with vast trainings and chef work I do on cobsult, I am really good.
He a guy cannot be dragging the kitchen with me because that will make me feel very intimidated and as if I can't cook. This morning, he sent me pictures of the fried rice he cooked. Nawao!!
Lalasticlala come and judge this matter..

Macaulish:
If your Little sister is using iPhone 6s. You will be using.....

Anyway,
Is the device still available

yes it is.. Good evening..

emusmithy:
I don't know about you but to see myself in this last lap of the year is pretty ecstastic!

I'm full of praises to my God who made it possible; my mum and siblings who stood with me through thick and thin!

I look at myself and I know all was because God stood by me.

To my friends here on Nairaland:

sunshine46(f), delishpot, Rutirexa(f), Ebuka2016(m), MarilynNash(f), misspicy(f), prettyAdaolisa(f), rubsaphy(f), Adanna86(f), purplesummer(f), Beamborla(f), Prettygarllardo(f), Nukualofa, djkaycee001(m), mhizmarch(f), CaraJewel(f), Debbywills(f), Mimienudles(f), SweetieConstie(f), christinnah(f), lilyqueen(f), deb303(f), swaswa1(m), MzPecs(f), prettyjo(f), Idyllic, jennifer10066(f), Wolexdey(m), Taio23(m), brightdv(m), fpeter(f), Jummeee(f), TeejayMaya(m), anthoniaz(f), khaykay15(f), jenigurl(f), oghenetega100(f), amtaken(f), chocolateme(f), Houseofglam7(f), Joygalore(f), Freakypinky(f), layla129(f), niverah(f), Janeify(f), refiner(f), Allsmyles(f), Nimk(f), veralu(f), Nickymezor(f), RomanyChi(f), Tynasparks(f), Misternas89(m), shumuel(m), jboy73, myfantasies(f), MzUkay24(f), mhizenugu(f), Sexina851(f), Bushesbae(f), cindybella101(f), Pinkiedearie(f), Mhizizzy(f), jenchid(f), EllisMorgan(f), aalangel(f), kenonze(f), Cherlene(f) etc...

Nairaland has taught me some vital life's lessons; Be patient with people.

Say Thank You in your language!

Good morning!

thanks for this, happy new month to you too dear

Kingsolex1:
forward, just pray things don't get worst than it already is.
happy new month
yea am back from a long trip, cc.. omenka tonyebarcanista firefire fulanimafia truckpusher dearpreye chocolateme baby, I greet y'all.

uwc home my Kingsolex1. How was your trip?

Iphone5:
where is the location and can i see pictures please

OK let my little sister come back from training so I can snap the pictures of it for you to see. Ok?

Its 4months old from the date of purchase.. Gold colour, 16 GiG.
Selling for 115k if serious


Modified..
She said its 150k but I thought I heard 115k please pardon me ooo...
Not playing any game here. Thanks..

Really?? Oya return her kidney and send her back.

I see..

This man is my dad's best friend since their bachelorhood days even before my day got married. So we grew up calling him "uncle" though he didn't marry as early as my dad did because dad married at age 24 but he got married last year.
Heard he had an accident months ago that he was in a critical condition with broken leg and was in the hospital, heard a death rumor but waved it since he is alive and OK.

Just last night.. I spoke on the phone with him and asked how he is doing with his family.. He said OK which led me to curiously ask about what really happened and here is his unnerving story which made me regret asking in the first place. I am so scared till now. I will summarize it.

According to him, on his way from Lagos their vehicle got into an accident and almost everyone died.. All he knows is that he woke up almost choking and feeling very heavy as if bags of cement was placed on his body, that everywhere was almost dark but he could see clearly. He started struggling to push away whatever it was that held him down, at the end he was free, got up and looked around only to notice that it was actually his fellow human beings that were piled on top of him, he touched them and was shaking them to wake up but none of them moved, he saw the wounds on his leg and was still wondering where he is. He then looked around and saw lots of people everywhere sleeping, many on the floor like him while others are on the beds but none was moving.. He walked round inside the large room still wondering where he is, then it hit him..
He said cold and shivers started running down his spines as he realized he was actually in a mortuary, hmmm!!! He didn't see any single moving soul in there and he was naked, he gathered the strength he could amidst horror and shock and collected some clothes and slippers he saw lying around and took to his heels as fast as life could permit him. He said he got outside and observed that the environment was too quiet and lonely with no one on sight, he sat down somewhere hidden to analyze what was going on whether its even real at all or he was dreaming.. He thought so hard on what brought him there and then the flash can.. He was traveling and that's the last he remembered, he calculated everything and ended up realizing that they thought he was dead and threw him inside the mortuary, he said he felt so cold and his throat was very dry. Then he saw a movement and noticed it was two men laughing and talking while heading towards the mortuary. He his more as he was still very scared and unsure if his observation was correct about if thst s actually a mortuary or ritualist's den.. Immediately they entered inside, he grabbed his life, body, spirit and soul and ran the race of his life.
He later got out into the roads and streets looking for answers and all.. He was fortunate to meet a well meaning Nigerian who was able to muster the courage to listen to his unbelievable tales without thinking he escaped from Yaba Left and who later helped.
After listening to this, sleep no free come again since last night tillnow, so scared..

Now the question that keeps ringing in my head is this "at what stage or point can one be pronounced dead by medical doctors?" How is it that even their stethoscope and checking one's vitals cannot determine whether some is dead or still breathing? And lastly, do they always throw people straight into the mortuaries from accident scenes without the hospitals first confirming the person dead? I really need to understand how it works because this has become an eye opener to me and I have come to realize that his case may not be the first if its kind, some other people may have died while still alive at the mortuary due to embalmment and othe r things they do to the dead bodies there. . they should also be giving the death some little time because some may still come back. Now I am so uncomfortable but life will go on.

Chocolatme.

esosuo2:
Let mi catch u in anoda front page as ist to comment u will know

lol esosuo2./ u will, just watch out

esosuo2:
Dis babe just dey every were dey occupy space

lol.. That's how we roll

Lol

This man wey his hair looks like corn artificial







FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

Story for the gods

Good thread

Even if na prisoner's cell..

That's how they will cone out from camp and start distributing from stage one of Staph to full blown STD

Even the government are meant to have cleaners there..

In fact let me leave this topic alone..





FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

Hmm

To marry a Soldier is not easy oo.. Congratulations sir.
All of you quoting me.. Face your work..




FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM

Ok

These two sef

Hmm.. God please let this news be fake

Looks lovely shaa

Some of these witnesses were bought to come and blow lies under oath.

OK

We shall wake up one morning to hear the breaking news that Nigeria is a fake country in world map.

shortgun:
How? n where do I look?

look beyond what you see

Its all true

Yes .. If e look wella.

Its a sign that harmattan is hanging just on a loose thread close to us.

Make una kwontinu to deceive unaself.