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CelebritiesRe: NO SHAME : Just Look At The Picture This Girl Made Her Facebook Profile Pic by chocolateme(f): 10:08am On Dec 06, 2016
Hmm.. This is what my Igbo brothers and sisters call "obante'
And as for the crotchet wey she wear.. That is what my English friends call..
" it was white"

The colours you wear my sister shall never depart from you.
But I like her ebony skin and no doubt she gat a nice figure just that the whole picture is odd.
But she can be excused judging from her name and country..
EducationRe: The Number Of Awards This Graduating Female Student Of UNILORIN Won Will Inspire by chocolateme(f): 10:00am On Dec 06, 2016
Congratulations..
CrimeRe: See The Men Arrested For Kidnapping And Killing Dangote's Employee. Photos by chocolateme(f): 9:59am On Dec 06, 2016
TippyTop:
How can they be riff raff when they're equipped with AK47 rifles?
Would you disobey when faced with lethal force?
its true shaa but I don't believe this gist..
These small boys?? Naaaa not true
SportsRe: Nigeria's Falcons Facing Non-payments And No Surgery For Star Defender by chocolateme(f):
Hmmm..
What's going on in Nigeria? If our sport representatives are not well cared for, what I hen is then sport minister doing? Or the rule now is "win and get paid, loose and not get paid"?

These ones with injuries should be attended to.
Just look at them, they all look tired and hungry, the other day, they played without their undergarments all because their personal effects did not arrive on time. I pity them shaa.




FTC
CHOCOLATE CREAM
RomanceRe: Must Read : See The 7 Things Men Find Attractive In Women by chocolateme(f): 9:40am On Dec 06, 2016
Eziokwu?
CrimeRe: See The Men Arrested For Kidnapping And Killing Dangote's Employee. Photos by chocolateme(f): 9:37am On Dec 06, 2016
How true and which source? These small riff Raff's? Its not possible
HealthRe: "Consumption Of Suya, Isi-Ewu, Kilisi, Ngwongwo Killing Nigerians" - Adewole by chocolateme(f): 9:15am On Dec 06, 2016
wiringdpt:
Buhari kuku kill us nah....no one can stop me from consuming suya, nkwobi, kilishi and isi ewu. I miss my Igbo gf embarassed
u never see anything.
Christianity EtcRe: [VIDEO] “MMM Is Satanic; If You Are Involved, You Are Demonic” – Apostle Suleman by chocolateme(f): 4:48pm On Dec 05, 2016
HardMirror:
People who talk like this have inferiority complex. What concerns me with likes of nairaland? Is that why you post here? Will it pay my bills. I have advised you, if you want keep doing it, you make your money, but don't say things you don't know anything about. That is all.
all I know is that with all the nonsense I posted here on this thread lol, and you coming to tell me how unreasonable everything I posted here is.. REMEMBER, someone is still somewhere here lurking around including me sefwaiting for you to give us the real deal but you waste time chit chatting me like two market women.. Bros I finally admit I posted bomboclat but please, I am now begging you to explain how it is since you initially said that it does not work the way I said it does. Please tell me OK? Jokes apart..
Christianity EtcRe: [VIDEO] “MMM Is Satanic; If You Are Involved, You Are Demonic” – Apostle Suleman by chocolateme(f): 4:19pm On Dec 05, 2016
HardMirror:
Next time just shut the F up. Why open your mouth and make people know how ignorant you are. You have no understanding of how the banks work and you are here trying to be smart by half. Mmm remains a ponzi scheme. I am not saying you shld not so it but NEVER come online to explain something you know nothing about. I have noted you and you have just made many to know your intelligence level. Wish you stayed silent on this issue
you can type from morning till evening bro.. All there is to it is for you to continue taunting people's foolish or wise opinions but never letting people know what you think you know.. At least posts Luke mine needed to exist for you to oppose and dialogue but as long as I am concerned, you have made no point and only ended up using negative and insulting words. Which generally is to say that you could have as well as taken the advice of your first sentence in my mention.. You go into an exam hall, collect answer script, write nothing and then submits it all because you don't know what to write right.. When you are asked a question and you answer a different thing altogether, what do you think someone that knows the answer will do? Please don't quote me if you REALLY have nothing to post OK.. As for the "likes" you seek, you will get it when this gets to the front page. smiley
Christianity EtcRe: [VIDEO] “MMM Is Satanic; If You Are Involved, You Are Demonic” – Apostle Suleman by chocolateme(f): 2:05pm On Dec 05, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
The fact you even attempt to compare this MMM racket to a bank in any way tells me that you don't know jack about anything. I don't even know where to start with you. What ignorance.
you are resorting to insults and it just dented this lovely dialogue, I rest my case.. You forgot that literally all these cash flows through the banking system..

But like u stated earlier.. I an ignorant and you are wise. And you win too.
So I quit since personal opinion brings insult. Tk oga. You can still quote me so u don't appear to have been opposed finally. You can have the last laugh.
Meanwhile let me finish

CelebritiesRe: Kylie Jenner Posed With A Big Python For Her 2017 Calendar by chocolateme(f): 1:55pm On Dec 05, 2016
LalaSnake where are you
FoodRe: Photos: I Feel Intimidated By My Friend's Culinary Skills Because He Is A Guy by chocolateme(op): 1:54pm On Dec 05, 2016
sammyp01:
What can I prepare?
You have to visit me to know.but I assure you your friend is a learner.
oya prove me wrong instantly by sending a photo of one prepared by you which will then motivate me to visit u.
Christianity EtcRe: [VIDEO] “MMM Is Satanic; If You Are Involved, You Are Demonic” – Apostle Suleman by chocolateme(f): 1:43pm On Dec 05, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Who told you Peter and Paul got all their returns? Where will the 'returns' come from?
you seee... That's the mixup here.. You are even replying me with a question..

You haven't wondered why your 20k can be in a bank dormant doing nothing and suddenly, the bank pays you interest (lets say 35 naira interest in a full month) on it right? Where did they get that 35 naira from?

Again what the hell kind of business or investments will your 20k do in the hands of the bankers in a full month to give you 35 naira.


Using the money on your own to buy and sell recharge cards in a full month, do you think you will have only 35 naira interest? Or do you think you can make lot more than 3k which is the 30℅ return you get for putting your money on MMM?

Do you really not look beyond what you see that the billions of profit made from your collective money in MMM in a month on capital global platform, oil deals, arms shipment by the different countries in the whole world for their military uses and all that, world bank loans etci n the world in A FULL MONTH is just cheating on you even on that 3k return in a month. Or us your mind just telling you that the MMM money is just there circulating from one bank account to the other? Hmmm.. If so, then there is nothing more to discuss here with you because you nay not see it from that angle.
Recently, a guy borrowed 40k from me to pay back in a month time with interest of 7k.. I know he collected from many others, what do you think he is doing with the total cash collected to be able to pay everyone back with such amount of interests in a month?

I am not an MMM member and have never been involved but from my take, MMM is not giving people enough returns on their money for a full month investment, that's not fair.

But on the brighter side, people without shops, companies, enough to invest on one thing or the other submit their money to others to do business with and give them their returns..
What do u think bankers do with the money you left in their care? That's why your money is always in figures (numbers) not literally in any safe deposits box waiting for you to come and withdraw it. And that's why they pay you instantly with the physical cash dropped by someone as you come to withdraw.

My dear, don't worry OK?let's not argue this. You WIN. Tk
Christianity EtcRe: [VIDEO] “MMM Is Satanic; If You Are Involved, You Are Demonic” – Apostle Suleman by chocolateme(f): 1:08pm On Dec 05, 2016
coollabman:
you need Jesus in your life if this is your philosophy! you basically have a seared and hardened conscience! who is the gentle?! who is the child of God?! robbing peter to pay Paul is not a fulfilment of the scripture you just quoted! I am ashamed of you.

Christians, most especially those in Nigeria, have a way of twisting scripture to justify their selfish desires! A reputable man of God has come out to condemn the nonsense you're involved in and you are here quoting the bible out of context!

you need Jesus!

MMM and other so called "mutual aid communities" are traps the devil uses to ensnare the children of God! flee from it if you love your soul!
OK. Thanks
Please answer me this question.. when he said they collect money from people to enrich people..that's collecting from Peter to pay Paul.
Those poor people, are they the ones investing thousands, millions, billions etc? And how come everyone including those that invested even 20k still get their returns?
Now who is the poor here and who is the rich?
How come both Peter and Paul still got their returns?
Please answer ASAP.. Don't twist it, just answer literally.
FoodRe: Photos: I Feel Intimidated By My Friend's Culinary Skills Because He Is A Guy by chocolateme(op): 1:00pm On Dec 05, 2016
2sexynet:
dem don catch u... na so u send PM to "f' handle, not knowing it is a man behind it.... heheheheheh grin grin grin grin
smart ass..
AutosRe: A Supposed Custom Officer Sent Me This... by chocolateme(f): 11:48am On Dec 05, 2016
Davash222:
Nice advice. Can I marry your brainhuh
nairalanders will never seize to amaze me.. You are so hilarious..
AutosRe: A Supposed Custom Officer Sent Me This... by chocolateme(f): 11:17am On Dec 05, 2016
Khd95:
but apostle suleman said MMM is demonicgrin

u sev surrender ur life to christhuhsad
so its no longer about your own personal opinion? Its about what pastor Suleman said? Ok ooo. Oya enjoy
Christianity EtcRe: [VIDEO] “MMM Is Satanic; If You Are Involved, You Are Demonic” – Apostle Suleman by chocolateme(f): 11:15am On Dec 05, 2016
What happens to the wealth of the GENTILES?

Who ate the Gentiles? They are not even children of God and they are Scammers, Fraudsters and etc..(Mavrodi is a scammer etc)

What did God promise us about the wealth if the Gentiles?

God promised and has delivered the wealth of the Gentiles to us today and literally.
Biblical Transfers of Great Wealth

Here are a few of numerous Biblical accounts of God getting wealth out of the hands of the world and into the hands of His people.

* Joseph in Egypt: through seven years of great prosperity followed by seven years of great famine, the wealth of Egypt and the world was brought into the hands of Joseph [Gen. 47:13-26].
* Israel in its exodus from Egypt: after 10 plagues from God, the Egyptians gave Israel all its money just to get rid of them [Exo. 7-12, 14; c/p. Exo. 12:36].

* Four lepers and the army of Syria: God caused the army of Syria to hear a noise of horses, chariots and a great host, which caused the army to flee and leave behind enough wealth to bring Israel out of famine and an economic depression in one day [2 Kings 7].
* Judah is delivered from the armies of 3 nations: after God’s people worshipped Him on the battlefield, God supernaturally caused the armies against Judah to destroy one another, and it took 3 days to carry away all the spoil, because it was so much [2 Chron. 20:1-25].
* King Solomon accumulated so much gold, silver was not even counted [1 Kings 10:13-27; 2 Chron. 9:13-27; and God has said that He will build again tabernacle of David (Acts 15:16; Amos 9:11; Isa. 16:5),
AutosRe: A Supposed Custom Officer Sent Me This... by chocolateme(f): 10:52am On Dec 05, 2016
I advice you to do MMM with that money OK?

You sef.. Didn't you see that its a personal bank account details? What has job title statedon it got to do with it?

Call him and tell him that I said he should surrender his life to Jesus Christ.
CelebritiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg And Yuri Milner Established The Breakthrough Prize Five Years Ag by chocolateme(f): 10:50am On Dec 05, 2016
Cool
PropertiesRe: Flatmate Needed At Lekki Asap by chocolateme(op): 10:44am On Dec 05, 2016
b0rn2fuck:
I thought you were the one look, that would have been a great opportunity, if you need a room mate, I am available. I'm a guy and you know what it means? A real guy.
it is well with you.. My dear I know what it means to have a REAL GUY for a room mate but these days, I am looking for a NON-REAL GUY since the REAL ones are full of fish brain. You still interested? And you know that when a guy is real, he is full of fish brain talk more of when he is not a real guy.. Still very interested?
PropertiesRe: Flatmate Needed At Lekki Asap by chocolateme(op): 8:37am On Dec 05, 2016
sassy247:
can your cousin share the apartment with a guy?
good morning sir, I already asked her that this week from people that mailed me but she said "No" thanks.
You can also call her too if u wish, her business line is there
RomanceRe: Which Romancelander Do U Wish To Have A One Night Stand With? by chocolateme(f): 9:52pm On Dec 04, 2016
MackBrooklyn:
PrettyAdaolisa

Lawlahdey

Laveda

Dollyjoy

Suzan404

Ellacute45

Prettythicksme

HERSLEY

Chocolateme

Makydebbie

Juhan

Berlynn

Skarlett . . .
hmmm... Nothing chocolateme no go see.. If wishes are horses...
EducationRe: PHOTO: Check Out This Hilarious School Poster. by chocolateme(f): 1:34pm On Dec 04, 2016
That "CONTENTS" got me cracking up with laughter.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Grace Ama Celebrates Her Parents' 39th Wedding Anniversary by chocolateme(f): 4:50pm On Dec 03, 2016
Happy marriage anniversary
PoliticsRe: Some One Please Help Me Solve This Assignment by chocolateme(f): 12:33pm On Dec 03, 2016
Damianbrown:
And who told u i wouldnt analyse provided am being giving the answer. And let me tel u i have been doing my research
very very true my brother, so what have u been able to cut out from your research so we can understand from your own perspective of POLITICAL ANALYSIS? I know you can analyze answers given to you here but analyzing it has nothing to to with the FINAL ANSWER because it may still be wrong.
Write down your research details so far, I promise to personally give you all the details I know about it OK..

I want you to really look beyond how big the question grammer is.. POLITICAL.... you already said you can easily ANALYZE once answers are given to you. GBAM!!!!
You have answered the question already.. Since you understand what "ANALYSIS" means, then the word "POLITICS or POLITICAL" can no longer be an issue righthuh
Good, I guess your question has been answered through you and me. I wish you "A" in this assignment. kiss kiss
FoodRe: Photos: I Feel Intimidated By My Friend's Culinary Skills Because He Is A Guy by chocolateme(op): 12:26pm On Dec 03, 2016
davidif:
hahahahhahahaha, sorry about that. I went back to re-read your original story haha.
so now, u understand where I am coming from right? Abi u wan make I snapshot it to drive my message finally home?
PoliticsRe: Some One Please Help Me Solve This Assignment by chocolateme(f): 12:02pm On Dec 03, 2016
cummando:
How are you my grandson. So Ur on nairaland!, No much stories wey the girl. E yaf tey since your grand ma died.......
...
*licking lips*
grin
lol.. Ediot***
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Fiance Cheating On Your Wedding Eve? by chocolateme(f): 12:00pm On Dec 03, 2016
That's a last minute demon
FoodRe: Photos: I Feel Intimidated By My Friend's Culinary Skills Because He Is A Guy by chocolateme(op): 11:59am On Dec 03, 2016
davidif:
Wait, what? I was reacting to the food. What are you talking about?
you really don't understand? Hmm
PoliticsRe: Some One Please Help Me Solve This Assignment by chocolateme(f):
Judging from your threads and posts, Romance section has eaten deep into you that you cannot even try, calm down to first understand what the question means.
You brought your assignment to us here because you know that it can easily be answered by so many people and while the answers are trooping in, you will be busy at the Romance section. Then when its done, you copy it verbatim into your assignment paper and submit even without still analyzing it.
I give it to you today also as assignment to find out what "Political Analysis" is, source for materials on internet, read, understand and write it down to your own understanding so that you can be able to defend it in future.

Option 2

Tell us what you already understand by Political Analysis based on your own research so far so more can be added to your knowledge from here..
FoodRe: Photos: I Feel Intimidated By My Friend's Culinary Skills Because He Is A Guy by chocolateme(op): 10:41am On Dec 03, 2016
davidif:
tongue tongue
i won't accept that message, so many other ones I replied, you ignore them so don't worry OK?

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