follypimpi:

@Cholera
vasline Ko,Robb ni.Omo no one girl post say his sista's bro suck hin bobby and she fall in love,thats jst bobby.Now imagine if nah on the PUMPUM,the thingy go open pass when woman won born.

d breats is in d outside,d womans hole is in d inside sir a girl dat has never been penetrated before cannot be as open as "samuel ajayi crowders" bible in badagry

~Sauron~:

Are u sure of this tightness?
I thunk this depends on the readiness of the woman in question. . . . .With a well orchestrated pre-intimacy, the tightness would disappear.
10 bags of vaseline?? DankEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

just joking wt d 10 bags of vaseline but vaseline will be needed for real,no matter how ready and wet she is,she is stil tight in there

and yea im sure of d tightness,she cant just be loose like a well

~Sauron~:



It is not the basic foundation, i agree BUT relationship without SEX is like a house with no ROOF.

nope,it should be relationship wtout love is like a house wt no roof

~Sauron~:



Sexual frustration drives men to shag their housemaids. . . . .If Madam is lousy in bed and a man's movement is triple-beamed by the Madam, the husband settle for babes within his premises.

nope,lust makes a man shag housemaids, nothing like frustration there,is he so frustrated dat he cant perceive d terrible odour oozin out of d housemaids below?haaaaaaa hanni,r men pigs?

debo why did u run naaaaa d guy would have made life easy for u,imagine taking care of ur butt u   wt meals and reduced price wtout meals,opportunity comes only but once  ,why did u miss out on this one

~Sauron~:

What's the proof? Care to tell me?

Sex is not the only thing. . . . . .It's the complete package, babes.
Of course, if the sex is good and the chic herself has got some lousy attitude, a guy would kick her ass out like polio.
The whole package has to be complete. . . . . .Good sex, nice attitude and [b]chemistry [/b]has to be 100% crisp.

chemistry?did u say chemistry?i wonder wat a man finds attractive in one dirty housemaid who hardly wahses her pantie.s,or shaves d hairs in her armpit and other v-region

~Sauron~:

What's the proof? Care to tell me?

let the tightness is quite diff from d normal tightness,the walls holding up d vagi will def be closed togeda dat d guy will need an 10 bags of vaselines to oil d area


sex should be an extra curricular activity in a relationship(singles) but not the basic foundation of dat relationship sharon

tope2000:

Gbam!!!!!!
Whores

don't mind sauron jooo sex does not make up  a relationship for him,it makes up his abunna alone

~Sauron~:

but there's always that RISK.

Men are not really bovvered about intact or EXtact. There's more to women than their hymens.
Some women were born WITHOUT it, so what does a piece of flesh prove??
It proves nada.

yea i kn ow,but there is always a proof dat shes a virgin,after penetration

since u said sex makes up a relationship,why is dat u men still dump dis same girls dat does everything to make u happy,why do u still leave and cheat on dis same babe dat hs given u d best of all sex,why do men still cheat on their wives even when shes good and go sleep wt d househelps or smone else

follypimpi:

Well the fact still remains his not str8,i might be watchin football and he cld jst say oh C.ronaldo his so fit ,jst like i would c halley berry and b like omg she's hot.

or starts smooching u ;

minute:

Other than sexual preference there is NOTHING any different about

him than other people. Try to find a Tee-vee show or a sport that

you can participate in together to find a common ground.

Sucessful room mates can be great friends for life!

its risky hon,wat if d gay starts nurturing feelings for him and wants a relationship with him

he wont even be comfortable being wt him cos hes going to be so conscious of himself,like wearing boxers in d house,or doing anything dat wil expose his body,before d gay starts getting sexually attracted to him

common so many disturbing factors are surrounding dis stuffs

~Sauron~:

Those are the type of ladies that roast in the shelf till they clock 40.

and some of those ladies dat give it out also roast till 60 cos some men still want their wives intact

watever hon,when d right person comes for her,be her disvirgined or virgin,they will surely connect

tmoney11:

sex is relationship. without it relationship is not complete

where did u get dis info from?

Pataki:

@ Topic,

Relationship is not all about sex.

na only u get sense for here

~Sauron~:

Hell Yeah!!!

No sex, no relationship.

its not evry lady dats wants sex b4 marriage

for so many reasons,cant start listing them

felifeli:

A lot more scammers are on the loose in the streets ; just ignore them and you will be ok

wat about the pple dat dont really know d tricks dis guys use,i guess dats d purpose for dis thread

Adam Brody:


How do you feel the gay guy will feel when ur shagging your babe and moaning? do you think he will find it enjoyable too?

good,its very annoying listening to the moans of normal people not to talk of hearing a man moaning like a man and d other man moaning or screaming like a woman,now that is the disgusting thing innit

str8 pples moans can be manageable but moans from two fellow men r arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

follypimpi:

@Adam Brody,

Well when u pasted a topic about how ur ex girlfriend broke ur heart and someone was cursin u about it,u got offended,yet u choose to do the same by callin me names,i will choose to ignore it because i suppose u claimed to b 30+ or so but like they say age does not certify that u r matured,so therefore i will choose not to respond to ur insults and b the bigger man.

Like kunle said,i just found it disgusting sharing with a gay dude,imagine if they r shagging and his moaning,God can't even think of it.

i dont blame u jare,cos even me sef cant think of it,no way im i going to share my flat wt a guy if i were to be in ur position

purplechoc:

Hi shotster50

Those of your friends who are now residing in Australia, did they experience any difficulty in applying for visa?

don't go through any agent,d australian embassy is in pretoria south africa,apply there and if u meet up wt d requirements u will be issued a visa

its no big deal,and they hardly deny visas except if they suspect sthg fishy or d persons documents r not complete

this is their website  http://www.immi.gov.au/overseas/pretoria/

kenforum:

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shut up jooo,criminal like u

tope2000:

Is this taken out of a movie?

before nko,where else

@nollywoodtopic

both man and wife r at fault,if she knows she cant stand d sexual dissatisfaction then she should have opted out,why stay married when u r not happy

black american r nasty,we all know dat,im not even surprised

fucking sluts

sistawoman:

but you just said that you know people that have had sex and are still stiff.  They just opened their legs and did not learn anything.

If you do it and don't learn from it then you don't have knowlege correct.  So an experienced sexual person gained knowledge from the experience and uses it next time.

sistawoman u r confusing yourself,d dictionary has said it all,experience goes along side wt knowledge,experience is knowledge


when one has experience he or she has a knowledge of that thing,anyone that has had sex,be it once,twice,50 times weneva,surely has an experience in sex

now d only time i can say one knows too much is,if one is called a professional in sex,then i will say that person is good,but anybody that has had sex,has experience in it,be it once or 50 times

can smone pls lock dis posters thread,its too boring

190:

if u nor 1st die now, giv me ur # mak i call u insult u face 2 face
i dare u
i nor knw hw beta people knw MrCrackles manage knw u
mak u giv me ur # mak i follow u imbelcile
churchrat, i nor get time 4 people lik u again jore
because i don decide say disease isnt my portion this new year
so bounce

me give an illiterate my number? me give an infected malu my number

oh try sthg else,i better give my number to a little child dan give it out to a certified monkey

u dey open mouth since dey talk,i dey leave u,u don tire?sliming assed donkey

sistawoman:

Bcuz i sleep with 50 different guys it does not mean I have sexual experience it just means I sleep around and they do what they need to do to get their nut.  If i learn nothing, if i try nothing new then I am no more experienced when I am done with guy 50 then i was with guy one.

sistawoman u r wrong and so contradicting urself,check out experience in d dictionary,experience is having a knowledge of sthg,having a feel of sthg

anyone dat has had sex has an experience on dat issue

ur points dont hold water ma

190:



@ cholera
ur cursed watery sperm funny enough i was there when ur fockin father discharged this ur cursed watery sperm 2 giv birth 2 a sheep in cloths called cholera,i watched every action of it, bitch

u think say i dey vex say u dey call papa and mama,sweetheart gone r d days wey that yabbings dey work,na small pikin now them dey use am,small pikin like u

u don mention bitch like 100 times u no get curse for mouth again,now na to copy werrin i post,buahahahahahahahahhah,beg step up and stop boring me wt ur talks

cover ur head in shame u jare,u retarded swine from oshodi zoo

MrCrackles:

E don do na make una stop all this roforofo fight

_{Danke abeg oya make we enter room}!

will meet u there in a giffin cant go and allow dat slowpoke of a thing caled 190 get away wt his stupidity,dat guys dry ass needs some circumcision from d female specie

born fool

follypimpi:

@cholera

is like u sef b virgin or someone wey be virgin dey close to u.U seems to knw too much man,trust.Sum proclaimed experienced people sef no sabi,Nah so them go raise leg up like frozen chicken.very very annoying

can a married woman be a virgin?

sistawoman:

Having several sexual partners is different than experience.

With experience you can't be stiff.

With promiscuity you can be stiff.

Two different things.

u r confusing urself here not me,some one dat has had sex partners has had an experience in sex,so wats ur point madam?

190:

@ cholera

STORY STORY STORRRRYYYYYYYYYYY   ONCE UPON A TIME TIME TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THERE LIVED A disease that was sent to torment nigerians via their P.C and they nicknamed it Cholera,its father a bacteria worked in Gutters and his mother a fungi worked as a local prostitute near Ikeja,now they gave birth 2 a son and nicknamed it cholera, the rest of the story is missin as i dnt knw how the whytes managed 2 get a hold of this diseased son of bit*h and sent it 2 people's PC, now i am not suprised because its ur username that would kill  u
thats all i hav 2 say, i hav gotten rubbiee so go hang yourself, u low lyf mudafockin son of a bit*h

@ MrCrackles
i dnt know how seun would jst signup idiots like this
i dnt blame this cholera guy bt seun himself

i reserve my coments
silence is the best answer given 2 a fool
so let me pratice it now

Grasscutter Killer

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i laff my sexy ass off

chineke person wan get hypertension for cholera case

one of this idiots this forum has to produce ehn? now tell me,if the seun wants to remove sm people from this forum,who will that be?smone that chases after every skirt he sees on nl,or smone against him ,ofcourse its d goats that chase after skirts that deserves ban before they end up getting e-castrated by people like me

now listen up u silly,good for nothing unfortunate still borned bastard enoff is enoff of u on this forum,call me a bitch watsoever who cares,if it were important people like mr crackles that called me a bitch i will get offended,but me getting offended from twinny twats like u is a curse to my person

stop littering ur cursed watery sperm on this forum and stop disgracing ur impotent tiger littlebattery of a manliness here,because cholera really does not care what unfortunate gays like u 190 thinks or says

why should i care anyways,when men wt brains have not finished talking,its now men wt manhood as slippery and watery as spoilt okro like u forgotten waste of a man

u think say u get mouth abi,oya post more,and see if u asswipe wont end up in d guttar where u come from

common go and sit down,u "don't how to shave my pubic hairs well" smellying four cournered buffon

sistawoman:

I have no problems with virgins.  In fact I have told my daughter that she can have sex 3 years after she marries.

That my dear is what we call and oxymoron.  You can't have experience and still be stiff in bed.

its not all bout oxymoron sista,some expereinced people r still stiff,when i mean stiff i mean really stiff in bed,they r not flexible to the game,d fact that one is experienced does not mean the word "shy " is off their dictionary

what i call stiff is not like d stiff,i mean people that r not ready to go pasionately crazy in bed

experience means nothing to me

follypimpi:

@cholera

I get ur point tho,a virgin girl/dude reading this cld lose self confidence in bed and trust me it can kill.Once rememba i wanted to shag a girl back in high skl and she told me my johnson is too small,i was almost in tears because she don dey balla big bros them with anaconda.Tho i was young then anyways,but thankfully Johnson grew up to be bold and i made sure i went back for a re-match this time around she confirmed i have grown,lol.being a virgin doesnt mean u can't over perform than experienced girl/boi.learn sum skills from www.boysfood.com ,tinysblackadventures.com and phatbootyhoes.com, LOL

hahahahahhahahahahahha u no well

thank u,u get my point,u see e get some girls wey dey experienced for bed,but i tell u,r not good,experience no mean say person sabi do,i used to have this same mindset until d day wey person draw my attention to it and i saw a diff thing in it,this virgins r so anxious for d right day,so tey them don learn everything and still learning,d experienced people only try out what theyve already known,virgins r trying out things they don't know,and naim dey sweet pass,because its like everything been done anew again

alot of virgins go even describe sexual positions for u,u go think say them don do na lie,them never do anything,porn and other booky and campaign on sex don't make them know alot about it,and i bet u an experienced woman might not beat them to d game

190:

@ rubbie
so what sup dear
what did ur sista say
and whats the update on whats happenin now

whers my guy sillyboy

sharapppp and leave d girl alone,go get ur sexual satisfactions from cows like u and leave d poor girl alone,shameless dog that keeps asking diff girls for their contacts,sex deprived luncatic

MrCrackles:

Oh no not again!

hello loff

dont mind dis 190 guy,he dey throw mouth like person wey get mouth,e be like say him think say na mumu wey no forget mouth i be

foolish frog

190:

why i am happy is that it was ur dad and myself that graced the Gutters together and u
took over hunting grass-cutters and squirells from him, what a nice Job
it runs in da family incase u dnt knw, every man is out here on his own so
should i chooseee 2 find myself in rubbiee skirt shudnt be ur problem but her's
i hav a feelin that ur the real NIPPLE sucker here
dnt worry u would get dumped soonest cholera
u should hav well used HIV so that ur days would hav well been #ed
i dnt hav time 4 goats lik u, i hav oda places 2 visit and share smtin else
myself and rubbie incase u dnt know are gettin on well
we have been callin ourselves since morning so please backofff
nipple sucker,cholera and grass-cutter killer
bush meat

hahahahahhaha small boy,gone r d days when pple used daddy and mummy insults

haahahahahha continue wt d insults,maybe it will interest u to know dat cholera is d same as syphillis,and u know how we dug it before

dont let me face,i just dey ignore d insults,keep pushing it and see if i will not slam dat weak ass of urs on d floor

u low lyfe disgusting ingrate

follypimpi:

@cholera

Who is dicouragin who !!! nah my choice that i don't want a virgin as a wife.How we lose self control,ur girlfriend asked u to Hammer her,will u say No i don't want to am trying to abstain from sex.trust me she go leave u mess ur friend for sure.self control Ko,u better hammer make her hair scatter,

the loose control post was directed to people that think non virgins r better in bed than virgins

if u want to marry a non virgin fine,but non virgins or people that did not marry as virgins should stop ,making it look as if the experienced people r better than people wt no experience

some of them lost their virignities at age 17 or 18 blive me i don't have a problem wt them,but they should just shut their disgusting trap,because they marrying as non virgins really does not make them d best partner in sex