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My brother what a misleading topic.

My brother you are on your own o.

My sister before i give u my advice. What does your heart say?

spenca:
I do not exist for you to like me and I reiterate , I do not !

my brother what f#(k r u talking about

spenca:
Yea I had he was ill once , r.i.p ,mahn, to Allah we belong and to him we shall return , sorry mates no more relationship advice bullshit

We all play politics with the future of our country by not telling the truth to all our leaders. It is unfortunate but that is the truth. 4 more years of Jonathan are going to be a train wreck for Nigeria if the truth must be told. Nigeria will remain in big trouble until we Nigerians and saTANist appreciate that God is not coming down to do our work for us. That is the big difference between the countries of the first and third world.

The man has to go and the way to do it is to reject him at the polls like is done in every civilized country, this man's death can be tied to the poor health care of the led GEJ government a life could have been saved but rather if GEJ fela his palm is scratching him it isn't too less for him to travel to Germany to check it out but yet at least a soul dies every day In this GEJ wreck society out of poor health care , this has to stop, we need to move on

my brother am already disliking you for digresing

My brother if na true u dey talk,one dey this club now

My brother i see your metaphose

EroticAngelina:
hehehe! abeg speak for urself o I naturally throw my head back when I laugh, so it has no meaning ^^ and I lick my lips when its getting dry or my lip gloss dried out, I play with my straw when I'm no longer interested in the drink or I find the conversation interesting. but yeah, when I bite my lips, I may like u small ^^

u know a girl likes u when she blushes uncontrollable around y. n no girl can fake that.

my sister look at u at the end u liked one in those list

mikeson12:

lol
Bro,it stands for the devil's domain

my brother cheers to that

My brother u try

My sister yes! If it can put food on my table

wristwatch:
LOL bro stop murdering english. It's bad nau. Guy not Guys..

my brother mumu teacher pls dont shoot me shoot the messanger

mikeson12:
Who the Zap does these girls think they are?
I don't follow any rules while wooing girls.
The more I see threads like these the more angry I get.We niggaz are the ones making these girls to feel important!

If you won't accept Mr.Obi with his brown teeth,4ft4 height.bad grammar and rough face then go to ****

my brother pls i beg i no understand that ur last word(****)

jboy73:
My candid advice.

Try to iuwiuwwoiwkrjrnrkaososkdjdjr wkkwkekekee ekrkrmmrjrjr erkrkkrorosowpwwwje hell KBE under i to to draw rn t t I no was roiriror jrkrj ruji ilk hbe jkn
orosowpwwwje hell KBE under i to to draw rn t t I no was roiriror jrkrj
orosowpwwwje hell KBE under i to to draw rn t t I no was roiriror jrkrj
orosowpwwwje hell KBE under i to to draw rn t t I no was roiriror jrkrj

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orosowpwwwje hell KBE under i to to draw rn t t I no was roiriror jrkrj.


Sorry if you don't understand.


I schooled in Ethiopia.

my brother u r very gshmdsgkfsskoschlkd in this jfxHkkqjkncd mtweeew

justmag:
No woman will smell my money until I smell her heart! It's a jungle out here! You have to run through some gorrillas, lions, bears to just get to queen charming! I am patient enough to find miss right and not miss money!

my brother what can i say

simplemach:
Missleading topic

my brother see me see wahala o. Watin i see come see watin i come dey hear

My brother

mtcheew:
seriously she must have seen the constipated look on his face and thought " poor guy. let me just free him without making him loose face"

she must have been watchin him thru the window and laughin her heart out as he ran for his dear life

@op dis ur fake story funny sha.

my brother can u image this brothers tale

EroticAngelina:
sometimes..

my sister most times

Missmossy:
Love is indeed a beautiful thing.

my sister love indeed is a beautiful thing($)

FLAWLES:
Evenin pals...Most of you know how i broke up with my boyfriend last week..........OK lemme start from the beginning...when we newly started i toke my friend(precious)to his place,when we got there we met him and his friends(3guys)immediately we entered his house my friend saw him ad whispers in my ear dat she lyks the guy on GREEN(Der werr two guys on green der)so i dint really ask her which 1)i couldn't have d chance to introduce him to precious cus he went awt immediately...after that day she has been seriously disturbing me abt d guy on green..so we went to his place(my dude)two weeks Leta when she saw him,she point at my bf ad said he was d guy she has been tokin abt(i confuse)xo i quickly told her his my bf...........her face changed immediately ad i was really touched(she s my bestfriend)so i introduce her to my bf's friend(dey dated sha)..........she dosnt ask of her bf but always mine(she dosnt hide stuffs for me...smtyms she says'i still like dat guy)my bf)...........ok..when we broke up last week(i told her)after three days,she came to me saying she meet my Ex on her way to a saloon ad she collected his number...ad i said OK...she called me yesterday ad started begging me to let her make her way ad date d guy...........which i told her NO...........b4 u know dis babe started crying ad pouring insults on me saying am STINGY...........(she has really helped me)should i let her(i still have smtin 4 dis guy)ADVISE plss

my sister pls allow life is too short

Davidairmarshal:
I ASKED MY BOSSOM FRIEND WHAT HE IS WAITING FOR TO GET MARRIED, AND THIS WAS HIS REASON: " BITCHES EVERY WHERE.. LOYAL ONES
HARD TO FIND"..

my brother is he wrong

shegsky:
One Sunday morning when I should have been in church, I decided I was not in the mood for all this church business so I went to the cinema instead to watch a movie. There I met this very pretty girl and in order to impress her I asked her out and took her to a restaurant. I had only #350 with me at the time and after paying the okada man #100 I had just #250 left hoping to buy 2 bottles of malt worth #200 while trying to get to know her.

When I summoned the waitress, before I could place my order this girl requested for a bottle of stout worth #400 and a plate of pepper soup #400 not even minding to ask if I wanted anything. Still thinking in my head how I was going to pay for all the things she had ordered, I decided I would call my brother to transfer some money to me. As I was typing the message, the girl was requesting for more drinks and I even overheard her asking if they had red wine. haaa!!! Now I was getting really scared. How was I going to get out of this mess to avoid embarrassment. All I wanted to do was impress and here I was accumulating debt. In my heart I said a silent prayer 'Dear Father, if you can save me from this one mess, I promise I will never rebel against you again.' Just then, the girl said she wanted me to help her get suya worth #600 from the mallam outside the restaurant. (Who said God does not answer heartfelt prayers). I immediately got up and stepped outside to order the suya........well you know the rest.

Did I do bad by running away? What will the girl think of me now? Please advise me

my brother she sef no watin she dey do,she send u that suya to discharge ur broke ass

My brother a very rich man($) and a woman from a humble background will make a good marriage

ireneony:
To guys who love hairy ladies..
would you date a lady that has beards, hair all over their chest?
ladies do you wish to have beards and hairy chest?don't forget some guys love hairy ladies.

my brother with this picture over my dead life

korel9:
Just met with a pretty gurlie that I've always admired during my teenage days.

We had a short chat of which she told me she's married to a rich dude and is regretting seriously.

Her parents are well-to-do so hardly will I say she had eye for his money.

She's not the only woman that I've seen in this situation which keeps me wondering

Why do they (ladies) marry rich guys and end up regretting later on in life?

my brother are u trying to encourage women not to marry rich men like u or are poor(man)

famousdee:
If you are looking for a wife or a husband, please be wary of these groups of people:

1. Those who can never say "Sorry"

2. Those who can never say "Thank You"

3. Those who have excessive libido or inadequate libido.

4. Men who think women are to be seen not heard.

5. Women who believe they don't need Men in their lives.

6. Men who are looking for housemaids.

7. Those who can never trust anybody.

8. Those who have no respect for others.

9. Women who see all men as competition.

10. Those who can't control their temper and are proud of it.

11. Those who can't forgive.

Those who have not been meaned by their parent I.e mummy said, daddy said said children

Etc

Pls you can add yours.

my brother what else is left

redcliff:
pathetic

my brother handcuff

obua:
Who is distracting you?

my brother i swear you get sense

enoqueen:
what is really happening? are ladies to blame or the men.

my sister u r to be blame for all this ur amebo