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My brother thanks for the reminder... I must get one for me one day.

Prince charming

Our teachers are teaching us nonsense.






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My brother well done well done

Your waist! Your waist! All I want is your waist!

All very important

My sister please have u eaten? Cuz I don't know your problem

It's a.......Turn Off for me

chinnko: lol...u aint crious

Who told u? This means u don't know what u r talking about...

My brother forget girls for now...I can sense u r still a learner....engage your self in making money.

My brother visit beer parlours

Omo see this pics....sisters will always cheat if the first thing a brother notice in that pics is The Two BlOm BlOm

My brother love is time draining judging from your write-up

Ah! My brother this is serious o

sigmond: The Gas:-

1. 10 pieces of white cloth (for pregnancy & outdooring)
2. 20 crates of Star beer (10 for the mother-in-law, 10 for father-in-law)
3. Albion or Nissan Bluebird car
4. 4 live pigs (for domedo)
5. One akasanoma radio (for listening to Obonu FM)
6. 2 years advance rent (cos you will be staying with your in-laws)
7. 1 CD compilation of DJ Gblagazaa's Mixx feat Screwface
8. 1 Pair Trawler
9. 1 drum of akpeteshie (for libation sake)
10. Valid residence preferably in James Town, Mpoase, Mamprobi, Chokor, Teshie Tsui Bleeoo, Teshie Tiafi ahe.

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The Ashantis:-

1. Valid visa to Germany/Spain/USA
2. Shares in Obuasi Goldfields
3. 1 Store at a Commercial Business District
4. A degree in "yobbing"
5. DNA Test results to prove linkage to the Asantehene
6. Middle School Leaving Certificate (standard 7 accepted)
7. 5 set of mortar and pestle
8. Cassava & plantain farm (no fufu powder)
9. Speak fluent "capo" language
10. 1 copy of Everyday English
11. Valid residence in areas such as Abossey Okai, North Kaneshie, Sukura, Russia



The Ewes:-

1. 10kg of "atama" snuff (for the father-in-law)
2. Oversized Tema-station suit (for future growth and expansion)
3. Cassava farm
4. Multi-colored XXXL towel for father-in-law (if he's from the Southern Volta)
5. 10 pieces of white "Obroni waawu" singlets (for the father in-law)
6. 8 pieces of multicolored vest (for Mother-in-law). To be used on market days
7. One stall at Asigame (for mother-in-law)
8. Connections to work in government agencies preferably post offices and hospitals
9. 20 sets of neatly wrapped chewing sticks
10. My First Copy Book (for retired fisherman now turned student
11. Valid residence preferably in these locations: Madina, Agbogba, Adenta, Haatso, Libya Quarters, Ashaley Botwe

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The Kwahus:-

1. 3 year valid SUSU Saving bank account
2. Hardware store- dealing in cement, iron rods, paints, roofing sheets etc.
3. Middle School Leaving Certificate
4. Ability to sponsor Easter trips back home every year
5. Valid visa and work permit in Spain preferably apple plantations
6. One drinking spot
7. Valid residence in areas such as Dome, Taifa, Kwabenya, Saint Johns etc



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The Krobos:-

30 packs of GSMF approved condoms
20 funeral cloths
Ability to perform paternity tests often
One blue kiosk
45 pieces of mercy soap/cream and ointment
Residence in a compound house
Ability to go six rounds
Readiness to stalk wife on market days.

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The Akwapims:-

A Presby Hymn book (Akwapim Version)
Akwapim Bible (hard cover)
Broni waawu coat (for Father-in-law)
2 tubers of yam for (otoh - mashed yam and palm oil meal)
1 sack load of snails
2 sack loads of cocoyam (for nyoma)
30 bunches of palm fruits (for mmekwan)

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The Fantes:-

20 crates of Ovaltine/Tetley tea bags
50kg of sausage
77 containers of jam/margarine
67 crates of ideal milk
10 boxes of turkey wings
6 crates of eggs
1 seagoing canoe
Required High School - Adisadel College & Mfantsipim
Connection to work in government agencies such as Post office, Ministries and Newspaper agencies
A dining table set (with six chairs)
cartons of bacon
A set of large frying pans to fry the bacon, sausage, turkey wings and eggs
The man has to prove eligibility to rise up to be a Principal Secretary
Participation in keysoap TV programmes especially Cantata & Concert Party
Qualifies to live in government bungalow
A side plan (done by the most renowned architect in the country Architect.) which will always be in the back pockets, to exhibit/show the building plan he will never be able to put up.
Tons of cartons of beef for light soup.

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carefreewannabe: 1. Greed
2. Low self-esteem and thus the need to prove yourself outside marriage. (Do other men / women find me attractive?)
3. Problems with the spouse.
4. Poor moral judgement.
And so on and so forth ...
In most cases, it's a combination of different reasons.

My sister u r on point

Well my selling point is
I always know when I Naija babes wants me

My brother I don't need this now there is too much traffic now @ Maryland....mehn cant wait to get out of this

My brother Abi o na so we see am o...

sunnydayasaba: For me, having at least #100 Million will be cool and manageable going by Nigeria factors to consider.

Still not enough if u don't have the necessities.

Good for them



@OMG NAIRALAND

We don treat this topic last Sunday na....

texaco1:
Lies and flattery is the key,even is she looks like a scarecrow or masquerade,just walk up to her and say hello ,you have a wonderful hairstyle believe me she will give u a smile in return,from there na expressway u have gotten her.even if she has no hair tell her head is beautiful just compliment her that is all

My brother in as much as I would want u to follow this advice. I will also like to make u understand that this method do not last long....U can continue to be who u r not.... My brother take my advice...Just be yourself go out there chat a sister up,don't be scared of making mistakes....

Don't forget practice makes perfect.

My brother I will go for 100%






I know she's gna cheat...So I trust her on this

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Are you crazy or high on something? Do I look like a V to you?? What has that got to do with my thread [/quote]Nice one my brother...I think its time he needs beatin black and blue with Otumakpo.



Cocoro

My brother I believe Complete is a task or something that can be done again....While finished is something done and can not be repeated unless u start another one.

Mind you brother this is just a lay man defination.

So u too relate it to Naija women

My sister I wish I could see him again but unfortunately his dead...He died after completing is Law School....Is death made me really miss him cuz he had a promising career.....The brother while we were in primary school showed me pepe. But that his torture made me strong physically and mentally I thank his soul for that.

I like this!