₦airaland Forum

LaurelP:
Which fruit?
Apple or orange?

1one: Black Friday?... Did you use black crayon to colour it on your calendar?

temigracie: I stopped trusting guys before i started play-group 1.....

My boy-crush left me for another beautiful babe....Because i wont allow him hug me....

donnypool: I have always respected all ladies of all tribes, race etc, but what i am getting in return is sadness.

I have decided not to get married unless she is a virgin. How can a girl with a vagiina like a 2.1 magnitude earthquake tell me to 'hit it hard'? my question is "hit it hard with what'? what have i done to deserve such torture.

Before their excuses was, 'i have a boyfriend', 'am on my period', but now it has changed to 'can your tongue do a good job', can you make me squirt?' 'how many inch is your peniiis' etc.

For y'all female, i don't care how many of you i have had sex with, i still deserve better (a virgin).

My second problem is for those girls that lie about their head game (bloww job), please pennis is not chicken. A girl gave me head and after 30seconds to 1 minutes, my pennis was all sore to the extent of not having sex with her (erection ran away).

y'all ladies need to work on your body and your duties

As for those of you that will come here and insult me, Louis van gaal will be your portion.

chidyhels: And what if he never knew he was impotent? Still a virgin?

joeydozzy: don't worry, you just have 279 topics to go. You'll make 1000 topics before the end of summer

Just open another one tomorrow on how he likes you choking