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EroticAngelina:
God4bid I can't date someone with tribal mark, its not good at all, I hate tribal marks, it makes people look ugly! n sad thing is that, there's no cure

my sister wait until you see me and I assure you that you will reverse this your decision

My brother don't mess around with a don's babe she be witch? Den send her come?

GboyegaD:
I been think say Na him be their official photographer so to get that one no suppose hard am.

ah ahh ahhh! My brother what can I say

Missmossy:
Some girls are so damn silly anyway,its their life.

my sister what can I

GboyegaD:
We have seen it. Show us when they are in the bedroom.

my brother u wicked small o that assignment u give am tough o

Aitee1:
Really

Tell me more

my sister I swear I go tell you more just come to my house #comechopmymoney

elshaddai58:
why are u sorry for her,she said wat she need and that wat girls want and u are sorry for her or are u sorry for ur self

my brother I dry sorry for you to

sexyseun:
I so much love a guy that can pound me very well till i faint pata pata. If he doesn't fall into that category its a no no for me, mind you i would ask him before i accept all his advances. The question always remain the same

Can you fck very well?

my sister am so sorry for you

My brother that place na mind game.

My sister that person wet dry right na man

tripleking64:
GIRLFRIEND ARE HARD TO KIP because.
*Ladies HandBag - #9,000 while Men's
Wallet -
#700
*Ladies: Fixing of Hair - #5000 while Men's
hair cut is just #150 *Ladies: Fixing of Nails - #1500 while Nail
cutter is #50
*Ladies Bra is #1500 while Men´s Singlet
is #200
*A set of G string is #1500 while Men´s
boxers is #300...
*Sanitary Pad is #250 while handkerchief
is #50.
*Ladies stomach is extra large while
Men"s stomach is
extra small* IF I DONT TAKE GOOD CARE OF
MYSELF
WHO WILL??

my brother u don sell dettol be4

My brother when she keep asking for $#x definitely I know her plan for the relationship is to make me contract STDs #sharpguy4life

Ny brother obviously u r no9

dechandel:
If men don't chase women.. Who will they chase? Dogs?

my sister for your mind u think say u wise u no wise o make I Yan u real men no they chase women,na MONEY men dry chase.

Vessi:
Trust me, the lady that car is gonna get you will leave you when the mighty car disappears.

At topic, the girl of my dreams, definitely the car of my dreams won't buy me happiness, won't comfort me when I'm down, encourage me when I'm depressed, support me when I'm broken.

my brother you are absolutely wrong even The Girl Of Your Dreams won't be able to buy you that happiness #tankmelater

adanduka:
Did your GF leave you for a broke guy?

my brother na you soji pass for here . U see ode lo n se bobo yi

Cutehector4u:
Op stop telin the ladies all these things...... Ur spoilin some ppo's busines

my brother the op no spoil anything o the thing be say na gospel who go hear go hear who no go hear no go hear.

Anoda Tyrion Lannister[/quote]my brother I love that guy die

olatunji21:
lolz bro.. How crude love is..
had a crush on her since 2007...was able to tell her in 2010..She partially accepted late 2013..And nw d r/ship is shattered...
Very Crude i must Say

my brother ahh I know her type

emperorchedda:
Ok I've been working in a real estate firm since february this year and being the reserved type I made sure I don't have deep association with my colleagues in the office, not for any malicious reason but I don't just speak when I don't have anything important/productive to say.

Few weeks ago I was just so less busy and hyper-active then I had an informal coversation with one female colleague and that's the first time we have ever spoken ever since then she's been on my neck! She stops at my office whenever she's passing by, she shouts my name from a distant to greet me, what drove me nuts was when she called my phone by 11pm on friday, today she asked me what she should get me for my upcoming birthday. This makes me so uncomfortable in the office and I won't want to give her a hostile reception because that will be highly immature.

[b[b][/b]][/b]I don't know how to tell her I didn't mean to flirt with her that I just had that conversation with her out of boredom and being the reserved type I don't want anything informal to do with a female colleague.

Now due to the fact that she's a much sought after lady in the office my male colleagues now ask about her from me, this drove me haywire but I had to co-ordinate.

Please I need to handle this pretty soon before it gets uncontrollable! Thank you all

my brother if you can tell her the bolded then my brother you've won her for life

olatunji21:
i felt she said that in the heat of d moment..i never believed she meant it.. but now days is turning to week, weeks to Month, Month to possibly years..

my brother it's good 2 know that babe never did loved you just pass her

temmyade11:
Dnt mind thse dat are insulting u nd telling u to leave her.u just keep trying by calling nd texting her.Do dat late @ night wen she'd be on bed(dat's d cool hour)let her knw hw much u stil care abou her.............it's happening btw myslf nd ma bf rght nw.though,stil love nd want hm bt ignoring him.(jst wnt to knw hw mch u care abt us)

my sister I comment my reserve

killjoy:
lolsss. do u see me pointing a gun to niggers head to kip him away from marriage?? I didn't copy n paste. plagiarism is a cardinal sin wer I come from. tnx for ur validation.

my brother that's my Moto

oxygen4u:
that one is anoda issue,bro.

my brother I tire o

My brother you need to listen to cool fm Lagos on the table of men and see naija girls wey dey fake foreign ascent.

zoeee:
How long av u guys been dating?

my sister is your name Zooe?

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My brother!

My brother make I Yan u something u see women this days like action($) not talk talk.

My brother sorry you can now delete it.

cokacoola:
as am typing me this right now, am rolling down with tears i have been dating this girl for 5years now, yextaday i went to see her pple after the introduction, i was resting in my car when one old woman came to me and told me that madness runs in the family of my girlfriend , that her father and two of her brothers die of madness even some of her relation are currently (mading), after hearing this i burst into tears and went to ask my girlfriend..she comfirm everything saying that she has been waiting for the right time to tell me...... pls i need urgent advice on this, should i contiune or not??

my brother why r u mading

My brother no b very one go marry for this life.