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Mtchw... Her boobs contradict themselves.. I rather masturbate than have her

South African post... We dey Nigeria.

Pls mods check ds OP very well, he z representing anoda con3...

Op oya tell me if i keep leaving much money in my pockets. Hw much go remain to buy her sth and still dash her money again.. She be CBN?

Iranu

gsogbu:
deserves, i'm still thinking of the best word to use here in other to complete this sentence

Sentence could b seen as group of words formed together to make a sensible statement or could also be a period of time of punishment given to a criminal

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Fake... Why remind u to wear corporate... A serious job seeker shld knw wat to do nd dress like.. U cn still try sha

In the peesence of Igbos kolanut must be der.. Igbo kwenu.. Nkanyi!

I think the safest places in Nigeria now is south east and south south.. Quote me

He abi she looks like tillaman(9ja musician)

Mistake made by Nigerians by voting in our hazardous president, causing national chaos

rozayx5:
Here they come

The owners of the zoo

Dnt mind them.. They want us to com nd be barking and bleating with them in the same zoo..
Buh so sorry, we dnt belong to d zoo.. We r like Daniel in d Bible

phlamesG:
And you call that a pastor?

But on a second thought, op I think this your story is made up and bogus

Mr thomas u dnt hv to believe sha.. So i ll jst cook up sth abt a pastor...

Pls check my profile i neva had a religious topic b4

smartty68:
Fvck is a vulgar language; A man of God is also a role model

He's just one of those end time pastors

D thing tire me o

Honips:
My nigga, i owe you beer, nice question

Oya pm me.. I no use beer play o.. I dey lag]

Good morning Brethren this actually happened last week sunday in a church i went to.. When the prayer was getting hot.. The pastor said "yes, i will treat their Fvck up" i was shocked..

So i said i ll share it to i ll see people's view abt it.. Bt i was not happy abt it.

Secondly a guy wore a short to church nd he ll b discriminated against buh som ladies will wear skirts shorter... Nd dey ll be left alone. All ds r my concerns though.

Ur views plz esp abt d pastor's own

Tahrah:
That's not a slayqueen,more like a gold-digger.

Please diff between slay queen nd gold digger?

Slay queen must dig gold to remain relevant nd keep slaying..

Pls more explanation

boiz2men:
which impe dat... theres one i know in lag oo.. from futa . na she

I no com remember her sch again o.. B like na unilorin bt bliv ne Bimpe has changed race she z nw a white lady with traces of black root

All u need is to be current on Nat Geo Wild.. Nd get pictures of snakes, big ones o.. Then claim doz snakes hv been eating your biscuit. Nd shout lalasticlala.. 2tyms.. Check 20mins frm dat time.. U ll b in frnt page.


Any other advice other than ds is very bureaucratic.. Trust me

Afonjas can bleach for Africa.. I saw Bimpe on december 2014 last and wen i saw her october 2015, bimpe was a roasted plantain.. Very disgusting. Esp dia ankles too.. All d afonjas both bisi, folake, banke, dolapo, tolani, bola, noimot, rukayat.,, name dem.. dey are all bleachers..

Tufiakwa!!

Roamnce section z d best for me... Nd d most boring iw between jobs and agric.. I cnt remember clicking any of doz since last year

Why ll d teacher jst naked all ds slay mamas... I cn see dah girl even giving d camera a nice pose.. Mapouka tinz

MisterAlf:
Are you worried for end of season or lost bet games,?
No need to worry, just Call or whatsapp for today's games

No bro we r nt worried abt our lost games.. We r just worried abt hw Tecno came and deceived all of us..

Dem get luck say no b Nigeria vs Biafra, dem for spray dem bullet no b even water..
I m a Biafran but i live in a zoo.. NK biko me osiso

U sef wan popular.. Na pple wen den wan popular ddy chuk mouth for ds matter.. Big boiz like 2baba, timaya, don jazzy etc.. Dey watch with matured eyes

True talk bro.. Jst watch he they ll dodge ds thread like

Bros we are twin. D same tin is happening to me right nw.. While reading ur story i had to go check d moniker, if i had mistakenly written my story.

I served In benin city and fell in love with ds Benin damsel nd love her not to d point of marriage too.. Nd bro she z a year older than i am, and she knows it buh we dnt care. I had to brk d relationship 2 weeks bk buh we cam bk togeda not quite long.
She z Desperate for marriage nd m nt ready for dat
Buh d truth z dah i wnt to let her go coz i knw i cnt marry her.. Coz one reason she z older and secondly we differ in tribe... Buh love strong.

Let her go bro coz u ll soon break her heart nd it ll b mor hurting then

sexybbstar:
Your dad is so funny... I was just laughing

Lol.. Its funny nw.. Bt i neva believed in doz curses till i started seeing misfortunes. Any wer i go dey ll refer me to my prob wit my dad. I was lucky he is still alive, my dear i went bk like a prodigal son to beg him. Bt unfortunately i was d one to kill chicken nd not him killing cow as d Bible put it

sarrki:
By next year this fool is out of office

And i hope u ll seize his phone too nd block his social media accounts.. Then u ll tell me what his office has to do with him expressing himselfm
Iranu!!

Yea sexy u said it all.. D day i exchanged words with my father nd compared him.. Dah was d last day i was gonna do such.. D man no dey waste time to lay curse..
I had to go buy chicken(broilers 2) nd cook jollof rice jst to appease him, coz dah was his requirements for averting the curses he laid.

Sinx den even if e poo in my bag i ll thank him.. Pls forgv ir annoying parents

I prefer motherless coz deyv got lotta real life videos and dat turns me on

hooyey:
Mine z a very bad experience o,I nova win shishi b4 even wen i was stil in skul wen i giv ma frnds dah play n win money 2 play 4 me na dah tym dem go lose.
Sum silly people dah scam pple sayin dey av sure games odd stil took me 4 a ride also as i paid sum of dem 2 buy sure odds n all na wash.
All in all i nova win any dime b4 n av lost so much 2 betting'dnt wana rememba d amount'. No b ma way dah was ma conclusion nobody teach me b4 i quit w dwy play

Bro! D first day i won, before i played the game i concluded that i was Neva gonna win, dat it is against my destiny. Dat same day ws d very first day i won, sinx den i hv bn an addict.

Mind u, som pple ll quote u nw, to tell u hw they can help u win dnt mind dem o.. Thunder fall on them as they try. Jst look for some sure games nad put betta money ontop e go com. Good luck brother!

Mkbryants:
I almost lost all my savings on one rubbish sure bet games sent by one hell of a dude!... I nearly dey see person head as fried turkey that period

Lol.. I had dah experience too. I met d guy here on nairaland too nd paid him a wholesome after promising sure games. My dear nobody tell me say dem don scam me wen 2 1 nd 2 2 go play 4 0 and 3 1.
I call guy man number e no gree go again.. Daz y anywer i see dia advert on nl i dey spoil mkt for dem

Good day nairalanders!!

I was reading through a thread on 100 ways to go broke, then i saw some posts on Sports betting like bet9ja.

Many have been blessed and cursed via betting.. Me as a regular punter i hav my own bad and good experience.

Mine was when i usee 1k to win abt 88k and i set a milestone of 5m. With a plan of at least 500k a month. But as my village pple cld hv it they didnt even gv me second Chance to smell win for that period. I thank God i used some money frm dat win to buy some wears from Jumia dat was my only gain. Buh now m wiser.

So guys share ur own betting experience.. I knw pple hv worse experience