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PussyBlower:
You should be be fûçking grateful Man! The hoe is just helping you offset your fûçking house rents for the duration of the fûçk..she fûçking signed a contract with your fûçking landlord

Freespirited and lefulefu, i hv seen another f00l on Nairaland.. Com anf pass judgement.

I knw u r nt married, buh i pray wen u r married ur wife shld help pay ur landlord with her puna, pay Nepa bill wit puna, pay lawma bills with puna, and also pay everything payable for ur Family with puna. Maybe by then ur brain will boot wit peltium 3 speed at least

lefulefu:
haha wat of if person come bust d moniker
u no sabi nl detectives ko

Op sef neva understand me... Op ur profile reads "truth lies in history ".. U no knw say na ut history expose u.. Lefulefu abeg forgv OP, e neva knw say even ant dey fcck

FreeSpirited:
Lefulefu....Just knw you and chopbelleful are in my black book.....Minister for women affairs

My guy my guy.. Neva put me for black book na.. Shey we are talking our mind na.. I still stand on d fact say u fcck up jor.. U for create anoda moniker, mk u be new man. To form ds kind topic u supoz no get record.. My guy

Any size that can reproduce a human..

lefulefu:
ok why e be say na d babes with heavy ukwu u dey follow .abi u no see d ones with pancake yansh to follow
guy i no trust u .iyam sure u get rank pass me for ukwu affairs.me na lance corporal u be field marshal

Lefulefu, no mind OP e wan popuar.. So e got d right topic.. Bt what is d essence of a right topic with a wrong poster

lefulefu:
werey!
u see now.this is wat i was saying
guys wey dey claim upright this is how it always is

Lol, bro.. But i no lie na

FreeSpirited:
Its enough proof I'm not a gay or a misogynist. Nothing attached

Then start following guys too.. U r opposite of what u preach. I understand d fact that guys gv ladies too much attention, bt my take here is that u for clear ursef b4 u make public notice..

Op... Why r u following more females than male

Lol.. I hv done a lot, bt d most spectacular is joining d choir in church so as to catch our pastor daughter.. The thing clicked then sha.. I even got additional bonus

Why did they make it public na?

Now Evans has saved the boy's picture...

Pls d pioneers with testimony shld testify na, i expected to see testimony..

Bros abeg add me ASAP

Abi Timaya sang, "water carry me go o, if i dey lie mk thunder dey blow me o".. And u pple were busy playing the song. Nw ds is the effect.

Sorry man

Fadiga24:
Your moniker is not helping your ministry. hehehe

Stop chopping belleful abeg.

Lol bro.. I go dey chopbellefull o

Yea, i meant fat guys!!

Although m nt that fat, but i m fat.. Fat people in general normally have ds kind of low esteem and seem to shy away frm public, especially social gathering. Well i will b sharing frm my experience.

I started growing fat as far back as Jss2, dah was many years back. I was teased by many back then which gave me a low confidence growing up. I wont be able to socialise coz m afraid pple might tease me and i avoid disgrace. Ds happened up to d university. The truth z dat i was very shy and couldn't even say hi to an ugly girl nt to talk of a damsel. I spent 4 yrs in the uni without a babe to call mine.

Nd my fat was coupled with being broke, so u cn imagine why i ll neva socialise. Som of my guys that are short will b dating and i ll b Like what jazz did he use. Bt after my university and i went to service i vowed to change and try to man up.. Nw i play ladies no lies, although i hv started hitting d gym too. Here are few things fat shy guys need to knw.

1. Always dnt feel sorry for urself, see ur self as an icon.

Yea bro, dnt hv self pity if nt it ll really affect ur social life, and mak pple ride on u. Jst be ursef, say that thing that ur mind tells u and defend it. Dnt say sth and play shy again it makes u look like a f00l.

2.since u gat no nice body, then get a sweet mouth.

I am very hilarious, i cn mk ladies laff till they cum . Learn how to make pple laff in a controlled manner, nt d one dat ur joke will b laffed against and nt laffed for.

3. Pple will always remind u dah u r fat..

I had ds frnd dah is short, one day someone wanted to mak her feel bad by saying "short girl". She responded with "are u trying to tell me dat, for d whole 25years i hv stayed in ds life i dnt knw m short, abegi". Ds was one of my motivation. She neva felt bad. Same way neva feel bad abt being fat, and thank God fat cn b reduced its nt like height dat can't be increased. Dnt get offended in public wen called fat, laff it off. When u laff at ur mockery, it becomes a mere talk.

4. Discuss more with ladies.

Dnt ever shy away frm ladies, they might play offensive but neva mind. Ur words shld b catchy. Dnt avoif dem cox of dia bad mouth. I hv more female frnds nw. And frm d beginning i dodge d spirit of frnd zone with dem using my mouth. Yes ur mouth, dnt be afraid to use romantic words atimes.

5 Dnt forget to hit d gym.

Derz no fat dah cnt b reduced, if lepacious bose can become lepa, then u too can be. If u cnt afrord gym, look for a good frnd dat can help u with morning walk at least 3 tyms a week. Even if u wnt b lepa, bro trust me unll start being in shape.

Ps: Ds z for all d fat shy guys arnd d corner feeling bad, hw they can't get to socialise, bro derz hope i was once der. Nw i run my world.

And to those who ll com with hate quote, i already foresee u, buh guess what.. IDGAF.

Lalasticlala plz help dat guy feeling shy to come out of the closet and mingle..

Cc. Biafrabushboy my NL paddy, i honor d guy so much
Amarabae my only NL crush, love u

I am an introvert that enjoys going out, bt most times i can be shy.. Bt wen it comes to women i m very bold

All i can see is wizkid carrying hushpuppi's Louis Vuitton bag

Nice couple, buh me i like d best for my kids sha.

What ll her babies b drinking frm..

Werx my Vaseline o

Caringguy:
I thank God for the banana that have been falling on me, it's time to share the blessing among you Nairalanders.

Free airtime worth 50k..

On the 24th is the date...

So get ready!!!

Bro pls forget abt d recharge card, there are many threads created by people sincerely looking for help.

I read one yesterday abt a boy who needs 36k for his mother's shop rent another one today abt a woman with cancer of the brain who needs 250k.

Pls bro channel d money to those that needs it if u send recharge cards to those that are in no need of it, ur charity has gone wrong bro..
Pls do the right tin.. Tnx

No i haven't, cause i toast any girl that comes my way as long as i like her.. Kpata kpata she ll say NO

Konji can make u high..

See d way d guy dey pour out him mind, coz konji holl m

U too take an oath with him... Then u ll counter that one,

If only u ll b alive

And on this mountain Will i build my tent.. Op carry on really fascinating

Op.. Al doz hoes na dia way. Ds na hw my chat wuth dem dey be:

Me: Hi debbie, its dare d guy u gav ur number to today. Hw r u doing dear?

Hoe : k, fine

Me: its was nice meeting u today. So i guess ur day went well.

Hoe: *snubs*

Me : u der

Hoe : yea

Me: it seems u stay around

Hoe: *snubs*

Me: hw come u r online nd u dnt reply chat

Hoe : wats d meaning of that, were u d one dat got d phone for me. Or is it a must to reply u. Pls dnt disturb my peace.

Me: oloriburuku, ogun punish ur peace. Foolish cheap idiot. Ur phone will bleep u na. U wen don wide finish, olosho.

Hoe : typing message

Me: Blocking d hoe.
Whatsapp: are u sure u want to block ds hoe.
Me: YES

jejemanito:
My 14 year old cousin stays with me and I just found out he has an assembly line of X videos dot com clips hidden in his phone.

Going by the way I was raised will mean the melodrama of confrontation which will only lead to him - after deleting the current ones - finding out better ways to hide the next batch he will download.

I know because I've been there

So I need a smarter way mostly bordering on a "psychological" approach

Any suggestions please

Cc: onegai ifyalways

Bro pls forgv him
Me i was d major distributor of porn wen i was in js1 i was 11 then sef.. He ll see his mistakes later

Chai.. Nd na benz o.. I smoke loud in a benz

Please help. I was invited via email.. I tried logging in but it wont open i even reset paswword still my portal wont open.. What cld b d case?

Most girls r very shameless.. I can't find a guy der dressed on singlet and boxers. But girls go nearly show their womb just to feel among.

Oloshos

Der r lot of competition here in the east.. Everyone struggling to make it, so our family sef go beat chest.

Remember Abraham was an hardworker nd owned a lot same applies to Job. So igbos like luxurious life style and to make that happenm we work hard.

Proudly IPOB

Football na d way forward nw o.. E pay pass music sef.. Like say i knw i for no go school sef..

Lemme gaan cry