₦airaland Forum

dealexad: It's well, I'm just returning the Gabor, after having the likes of Prof Siga, Fhemmy, just wise say the same prayer for me then, and I got here!!

....dats a good one sir....will see u in canny soon....

viyogun: still searching for a school that offers pgd in oil and gas in canny... Hail U bros kirigogo...

..... u 2 don gv me name...hmmm...

sexymma1: Seee the letter they sent me
I checked my mailbox this morning and your documents were there!

I will review and be in touch as soon as I can. Please be advised that processing times are slightly delayed due to September registration.

Warm Regards,

....oh it mite take time sha...buh not long...i omited d multiple entry tin...if dem give u 2yrs multiple entries den u can go in and out prior to d time ur visa expires....so yes u can cum home....

sexymma1: @chrigro, abeg how long does it take to know status of addmission after the school has recieved your documents, so as to know how long to start bothering them on that. and is is true that with the 2 years visa given,its dicey to come back except you have gotten all papers.

...sexymma1 my name na chrigo no be chrigro...na wa oo...if na college within 1wk - 3wks u should get ur admision offer....i got my lambton college offer within 5 days...a friend got her own within 3days .....it doesnt take long sha....

sampitts: lolzzz... U funny cos i dnt knw how the whole lambton guys will have bald head..

....na so i c am...

sampitts: I don go enrol for barber shop ooo... Make I heed oga siga advice.. No time for regrets

....good for u...me just dy sad mood now jare...most of d lambton friends wey i just dy jam no get hair for head...i wonda d kind hair cream dem dy use....anyway if biz no dy my location i go move to Toronto .....

[quote author=mistur_chris]lol thanks but i dey reason whether it would be in the same way we write out cv here in naija[/quote].....anyway no much differience btw cv and resume...resume na short brief description of ur self not more dan a page or two while cv get all info including d location u did ur last birthday bash....its d normal cv/resume we write here in naija ojere...just make it short sir.....

viyogun: can't stop laughin my ass out... Jeez... U funny gan

....its funny buh na true oo...wats ur status?...

nicemax: Obersvation,.....@ all, pls don't crucify me....I wanna know how true is this info below.

I heard that chrigo is about to open dollarland thread....pls answer either true or false to the above question....Thanks.

....Nna bros no implicate me oo....no b only dollarland thread na euroland thread....nairaland 4 life man....even if i dey heaven wit baba God i go still dey read nairaland ....

Onye oma: I took mine @ #250 for 8 sharp,clear and sexy passports meeting all the specifications...

Please don't let the name/purpose of snapping it raise ur expectation about the price...

...yes oo oga onye oma....its N250 for 8 copies but u see na quack photographers boku for my area so dem no just get d tin well....if am to take a full body pix am sure i would also be frowning cuz one leg go don miss for the pix.....d mistake i made was i didnt print out d specifications for the photographers dat na why dem dey do am anyhow.....d last approved 1 i went to in ikoyi didnt even see d specification sef cuz dats mainly wat dey do....

jaybmich: Please can anyone confirm that Alberta is truely 8thousand dollars?

.......bros dis ya question get virus oo.....i tink say oga fhemmy don slam u with d correct answers u need....for u to have gotten d attention of the bosses boss Fhemmy u should count ursef very lucky.....jaybmich 8thousand dollars for what?...

anabor: Guy na 2K I use do am o

....ahhh bro are u serious?...is it dat same police man i gave u or another?....mehn!! U get luck sha...so shall d luck follow u till u get ur TRV by God's grace.....

anabor: @Chrigo abeg any idea where I fit snap correct CDHC approved Fine Boy pix for my application?

NB: I don finally do my Police Clearance, u can't believe how much I paid

.....Seriously dis is an issue to be discussed about....u know say na pako area i dey....if i tell u i went to 8 places before i could get the right specification for my passport u wouldnt believe me....the one that baffled me most was the one that printed my passport without ears...omo as i see am i shouted "blood of jesus shey na me be dis" ...immediately.. i sharpally touched my ears to confirm if dey were still dere.....i was able to take the correct passport in ikoyi for N2000 eight copies...imagine!!....i swear dat one fine gan mehn!!....am sure d VO is seriously tripping for it as we speak....so anabor print out the correct passport specification from www.cic.gc.ca to show the passport photographer how it should look like.....if i go give u passport location and dem go give u passport with no eyes u no go blame me ooo....lol.....and by the way how much did u do the police clearance?....

azeezwl: Habaa, I cant betray my Boss cos of moola

...lol...

[quote author=mistur_chris]hello house im here again oh.i have started my application to MUN.and i have come across a place that asked for my resume.please what do i do.is it cv theyare asking for? what should i do?abeg make una no laff me oh [/quote]....hahahaha....see as i just dey laff...am not laffing cuz of what u wrote buh cuz i just recieved blessing and am overjoyed....anyway bro nobody is here to laff at anyone cuz of wat dey dont knw.....believe me bro even if u ask the house the name of the university u graduated from am sure u will get best of responses......peeps here are very! very! nice ooo......

azeezwl: hmm, BABA CHRIGO don dey jealous for here upon my big daddy's blessing, just wanna let you know that the reason he dont pour it so frequently is because of the efficacy of the blessing.

.....jealous ke...Lai lai....oga Fhemmy na very humble man so its sort of like "come and ye shall recieve"....dat keyword come na im i do here on nairaland wey i recieve easily buh sum peeps wan travel 6-7hours plane journey just to get that same blessing.....i knw say u like $$$$...sell ya own oga Fhemmmy faction of d blessing to me na .....name ur price......

Fhemmmy: Haaaaaaaaaaa . . . My brother, you are blessed!

......wow i swear i can feel it sir....my peeps in d house see as God just butter my bread without stress....dis same blessing na im onye oma wan go all d way to canada to go collect....na wa oo...onye oma see as i sharp pass u ....make u sidon dia dey wait for oga Fhemmy and oga siga fatherly blessing....one achieved two(siga,sirP) to go...which tactics i go take collect dat oga siga fatherly blessing sef cuz d oga no be eran riro(soft meat) like dat ...hmm!!.....still thinking critically.....Tanx oga Fhemmy....

Fhemmmy: Oga Sir, this thread is only for travelling to Canada, but you could make your inquiries on one of my threads in Technology Market - Tech or Auto - Rides. . . God Bless and i remain humble

....oga Fhemmmy u for ask wetin i wan buy na.....anyway na ur special fatherly blessing i wan buy....cuz i noticed u only give it to the special peeps on this forum and am not one of the special one....lol.... so as a naija boy i wana buy my way around it so name ur price for ur blessings sir...lol....ChriGo is seriously willing to pay....as for ur thread am on it now.....i wana window shop a little cuz we all knw ChriGo cant afford d pocket friendly and authentic stuff u sell....lol....

Harmony222: This is very true..................but my research is still on to know the exaact thingy...... my sisters friend called ogorchukwu got the opportunity to travel to canada with her family the year 2007, now they are all citizens of CA....... buh the thing is that its not lottery kind of buh something like it as she refuses to reveal the secret....... nobody wan cast am.

.....Na wa oo....she no wan reveal?....shey na witchcraft she use enter canny?.....gosh!!!.....dats not a good one sha......okay wen me sef enter canny i swear i no go reveal to any one here the route i took to canny ......

Harmony222: i have sent u a mail.....

btw.. i jujst cant help myself laughing seeing your pic lol

....will check now....and yes dats me mehn!!....lol...

Fhemmmy: I think we could be exchanging views and ideas here cos the last gentleman that sent me a mail and i was not able to respond on time got upset and sent me a mail that i deems "unnecessary" . . . This was a response from him to me:

"I dont know why I have not heard from you but I bet I would have gotten a swift response if I wanted to buy something... Well its all good mr femy."

So not to get you upset, we could exchange ideas and view on teh forum here if you dont mind, Sir

...hahahaha...see as the guy vex....Oga Fhemmmy i wan buy something can we talk that too here .....

Harmony222: seriously?

.....Bro am scared to tell u "seriously" here cuz we have professors watchin my every word i post here....PM me make i tell u that "seriously" in private ....

kjbobo: Good morning all,
Thought this will help.....
Having issues with making int'l calls from here cos of the expense?
I got a trick from pal in the U.S:
You can download an app on your fone called MOBILE VOIP. ...you sign up and will be told to buy airtime worth €10.00.The charges are terribly low:1 cent/min to call naija(€0.01/min)
I don call tire. ..and the €10 never finish.Would have shared it since but wanted to try it first to be sure there Arent hidden charges....my friend used for a year..
there arent!
Gimme feedback please if you have any challenge!

....Oga kjbobo na wa oo...u call tire and cant even call me...no wori na ur pocket go hear am wen i get to canny....u go buy me $1 coffee tire....seriously i know about dis voip call parol....i no just wan dey talk make dem no talk say ChriGo own too much since na still naija i dey and i still dey enjoy my xtra cool .....so i know when i get to canny more shocking useful info would be unleased by ChriGo....but for now make i just stick to my underG level cuz i dey fear professors on dis forum both in naija and canada....U'r blessed sir....

Onye oma: Once they see an original WAEC cert and confirm the seal, they won't waste time doing phone call verification or whatsoever sir...thanx Boss

.....oga mi why u dey wink me na...hope its not wat i think?....yes u'r right but bro there is nothing oluwole can not do.....if u tell dem make dem produce fake onye oma for u dem go do am...and u go even tink say u be twin.....at least u also read of a guy on this forum who was accused by cdhc for submiting fake waec cert of which the guy said he didnt....how do u explain dat?....Nna make peeps still put scatch card to be on a safer side jare.....just my own opinion before dem Chrigo tackler go start to dey display dia professorship skills .....

azeezwl: Habaaa, ki lo le to yen, you are a man whose 'shoe am not worthy to untie'. that one na sure banker like Baba Ijebu

....Na lie na u be d man....king Fhemmmy na d woman .....and bro baba ijebu no b sure banka jare....i played yesterday hoping to win my Lambton accomodation fee but baba ijebu just chop my money...lol....

anabor: I'm sorry to ask this, How long have you been living in Naija?

....anabor it doesnt matter how long he has lived in naija oo....u can also fall prey jor if u have no clue about canada.....i read a thread on nairaland were over 7000 nigerians were scammed about this canada palava gbam!!.....so will u also ask those 7000 nigerians "how long have they been living in naija".....i doubt it....so anabor pray u dont fall prey to such......

ancient1: I may have modified my post a second too late but I am not a chrigo tackler, I'm just waiting for cdhc to answer the remaining fall applicants who haven't been called for meds.

....baba pls modify not....let d whole world see wetin we cook wey make house burn.....I pray for God's divine speed upon ya visa app make u pack ya ancient load go canny jare and leave Chrigo alone just like i don leave onye man.....

....@ancient baba i just saw ur bottom comment....if u'r lukin for sum1 wit 3.0 knowing fully well he can still beef up his grade to 3.5 den dat dude is me .... And with dis as u can see am not ok....are u?.....bro my post was aimed at letting him know he should work hard dats all jare....bro ancient cant u just die it wit ur unhelpful post to me already?

ancient1: If this is how you respond to criticism as mild as the one put forward, then I feel very sorry for you.

You do not need to be a professor to know that you do not get automatic scholarship just because you got a 2.1, and besides , a number of other factors also come to play e.g your field of discipline , your actual GP, availability of funding, the programme you have applied to, when you submitted your application, availability of faculty interest in your proposed research area etc. and then again I did not fault you I simply gave a mild word of caution to the house including myself.

....baba ancient no one is asking for more info na....i know u'r a professor so wenever any1 ask for this ur useful and helpful info then u can respond specifically to it....infact i go praise u.....am just trying to encourage the dude not to settle for less(2/2)....with d way the guy talks i can sense brilliance in him so having a 2/1 would give him an edge......in ur previous posts to me i have noticed u'r one of the Chrigo tackler on this forum just like am onye oma tackler...lol......am 80yrs old bro but since u'r d ancient man here e mean say u old pass me so i pustrate to u sir if ChriGo has done u wrong .....ancient baba na u be d man!!......

Tobst: @Chrigo, CTS Canadian Career College, in ontario Course (Network Engineering technologist)

......Nna bros tank ya baba God say u jam dis wonderful forum....dis college wey u apply to na private college ooo and as an international student private college is not good for ur health cuz it gives u malaria and i know u hate malaria.....please check dis link for appoved colleges www.cic.gc.ca/english/study/institutions/participants.asp ...like dey always say if e no be panadol e no fit be like panadol......make i rephrase am...if e no be public colleges in that link e no fit be like public colleges.....since u'r going for information technology why not apply to lambton college ITPP which i also applied too? Here is the link www.lambton.on.ca/Programs/FT_Program_page.aspx?id=8431 the admission is still open oo so please throway dat ya CST college inside gabage....Tanx.....

jaybmich: I heard alberta tuition fee for international students Masters Programme is about 8thousand plus, my sponsor has 4M in account. Hope it won't be too small for consular officer? Please I need advice.

......4M is roughly $24000....if ur sponsor has the capacity to beef it up a little then that would be good but if not then use am like dat and back it up wit God's unlimited account(prayers)....if ur sponsor also got any financial supporting docx like shares on cscs,fixed deposit,e.t.c den dat would boost ur chances...