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Travel / Re: Man Escapes Death By Rope As Truck Submerged In Flood by Chris2863(m): 11:34am
The second guy is just foolish.
Romance / Re: This Is The Reason I Don't Approach Girls Anymore. Pls Advise by Chris2863(m): 10:00pm On Apr 14
marlow1962:
Sorry boss.
But the same way you're broke and lonely, pls make sure when everything starts working right, you won't be dying for another man's daughter.
Reason why I said that is, guys that are broke and lonely (no relationship) once they start making money, they start reasoning the biggest yansh to date, forgetting that if they were still broke, the biggest yansh won't even reason them 1%. that's a bitch ass boys move.
so, who should they reason?
Foreign Affairs / Re: US President, Joe Biden Condemns Iran's Attack On Isreal by Chris2863(m): 1:29pm On Apr 14
seunny4lif:
Iran 3 : 1 Isreali
Mad respect for Iran abeg
Some people might said Iran did not kill any Isreali military personnel, but Iran hitting Isreali from home is a new thing.
Iran talked and did it, that’s the main point.

Never did even USA military think Iran can do it.
Isreali have been killing Iranian military men in Syria but hitting that embassy was a red line.
Russia have been hitting Ukraine but never any of the embassies located in Ukraine because embassy represent a country.

If not for Jordan, USA and UK that help Isreal overcome those Iranian drones and missiles, Isreali this morning would have look like Syria.
The USA and her allies spent over 500M dollars defending Isreal against Iran drones and missiles last night.

Let’s see what Isreali will do because if they can’t hit Iran back then the world will know that Isreali military are only great against defenceless enemies like Hamas and Syria that have been at war for over 10 years, making it too weak to fight against Israel.

Modified:- some of you carry Isreali matter for head past the Israelites themselves.
Isreal, Saudi and Iran don’t care about you especially Africans.

All that matters is that Iran show some balls by launching drones and missiles on Isreali from Iran not Syria.
Let’s see if Isreali can do the same.
Cry me a river grin grin grin angry grin. Terrorist in the making is already wailing
Romance / Re: Lady Cries Uncontrollably After Genotype Ended Her 3 Years Relationship(vid,pix) by Chris2863(m): 8:46am On Apr 14
Righteousness2:
Having AS or SS genotype is not the End of the World.
GOD ALMIGHTY, THE ANCIENT OF THE DAYS, THE GOD OF CHOSEN, THE MIGHTIER THAN ALL is in the Business of Miracles.

Changing of Genotype is a puff- Puff matter for the GOD of CHOSEN.
Countless numbrr of people have had their Genotype changef by the GOD of CHOSEN.
Run to the GOD of CHOSEN.
You are Guaranteed to have Your sorrows turned into JOY

Tommorrow Thursday 11th of April 2024 is Good day to Encounter the ONLY GOOD GOD OF CHOSEN.

A 1 day Encounter tilted : SHOUT! THE LORD HAS DONE IT!

Time is 8AM


Ministering Live is God's Servant Pst Lazarus Muoka.

Venue: THE LORD'S CHOSEN REVIVAL GROUND.
CHOSEN ESTATE, ALONG OSHODI-APAPA EXPRESSWAY BY IJESHA BUS STOP, LAGOS, NIGERIA.


THE GOD OF CHOSEN is not a story teller. HE is A GOD of REALITY!

If you wanna see GOD in REALITY, run to the GOD of CHOSEN.

THE GOD OF CHOSEN ANSWERS PRAYER
chaii. Is this how you lead people astray?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Threatens To Launch Direct Attack On Iran Shold Iran Carry Out An Attack by Chris2863(m): 9:30am On Apr 12
KillIgbohoN0W:
Every big nation is fighting war except Nigeria.
African giant indeed.


What does it take us to invade Ghana?
Ordinary Niger sef we can't.

I spit on this country.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin you go like trouble
Business / Re: "No More ₦500 Meat": Seller Puts Out Bold Notice For Customers by Chris2863(m): 1:45pm On Apr 04
georgecso:
Haba.. what if I want to buy 1 ear?
For 500? Dey play. I bought one 2k last two weeks. very small and strong self
Business / Re: "No More ₦500 Meat": Seller Puts Out Bold Notice For Customers by Chris2863(m): 1:43pm On Apr 04
Gift96:
grin why will anyone want to buy raw 500 meat
Cow cost 700k to 1m now
Is the person buying the whole cow?
Food / Re: I Don't Buy Rice: I Process The Rice That I Eat by myself (pictures/video) by Chris2863(m): 2:52pm On Apr 01
EmperorCaesar:
The stress much o, u sure say to go buy the rice for market no go better pass like this?

dey play
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean If A Lady Does This by Chris2863(m): 9:19pm On Mar 18
She likes you nah. As a matter of fact, she's dating you even when you are not dating her.

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Romance / Re: Please Help Me Decide. It’s Urgent(photo) by Chris2863(m): 10:51pm On Mar 11
PrimeWatermark:
OP is there seller.
grin grin grin😂😂 he thought he had sense

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Sports / Re: Joshua Gets Second-Round KO Win Over Ngannou (Video) by Chris2863(m): 7:54am On Mar 09
Blackfire:
Impossible the match was rigged


How come??
impossible, that match was rigged and in the same way, you are asking how come.

This shows how stupid you are

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Abbas Ahmed: Grandson Of Hezbollah Chief Nasrallah Killed In Israeli Airstrike by Chris2863(m): 10:07pm On Mar 03
naija4life247:


What about the Developers in prisons in Israel and all over the world for drugs trafficking? How many virgins for them?
yen yen yen yen. Cry me a river

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Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Ohanaeze Commends South East Residents For Shunning Protests by Chris2863(m): 7:26am On Feb 19
Osidazz19:
Clowns grin
They are still busy sitting at home and wailing in social media.
What's the purpose of any useless protests?
wailing on social media*

By the way, cry me a river

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 18th February 2024 by Chris2863(m): 6:03pm On Feb 18
Huracan:
Who has link to watch Manchester united match online?
check afriscore808
Food / Re: See Tomatoes Of #300 My Wife Bought by Chris2863(m): 7:36am On Feb 18
Awise09:
Its getting too late this Saturday and I want to eat rice and source. Wife run out to a local market near our street to get tomatoes and pepper, only for her to come home with this as #300 naira tomatoes. Where are we going. Abah naija why! Whyyyy!!
I bought something way smaller than this here in Sango Ota, Ogun State for a thousand naira yesterday night (Saturday). You should be dancing by now
Politics / Re: Anambra Seals Uwa Mgbede Market, Onitsha Over Poor Sanitation, Other Infractions by Chris2863(m): 7:38am On Feb 17
franchasofficia:
I also remember when Canadian Prime Minister did the same thing in 2022, Igbos said its because Canada hate Igbos and Biafra shocked
rest boy
Politics / Re: Anambra Seals Uwa Mgbede Market, Onitsha Over Poor Sanitation, Other Infractions by Chris2863(m): 7:37am On Feb 17
muykem:
I remember Lagos state did thesame thing last year but it was criticise on social media.
criticized!.

If you must be tribalistic, at least learn how to write a comprehensive sentence.

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Crime / Re: 400-Level Ogun Varsity Student Commits Suicide by Chris2863(m): 7:48am On Feb 07
nairalee:
As life gets easier men get weaker
olodo, read.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by Chris2863(m): 7:10pm On Feb 04
KingDash09:
I go carry you follow body
yen yen yen
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by Chris2863(m): 9:38pm On Feb 03
KingDash09:
Calm down ball never finish
And if naija no win today proverty go kill you bastard
as them later win, you no go pass this year. Oponu!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by Chris2863(m): 7:39pm On Feb 02
ChristCee:

As in hater plenty for naija ehn...be like day na our music dey make them jealous ooo...
don't mind the anim*l

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by Chris2863(m): 7:01pm On Feb 02
KingDash09:
End of the road for naija
end of the road for you and not naija. Ode

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Loves Public Romance by Chris2863(m): 8:24am On Jan 30
Break up with him and stop disturbing us

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Sports / Re: Tanya Okpala Wanders The Streets In Awka (Video) by Chris2863(m): 11:03pm On Jan 28
pacino26:
Who made the video and how best can she be contacted. Op kindly share details.
you don't read or you can't comprehend?
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Talkertives by Chris2863(m): 11:57pm On Jan 17
By 11:51pm?? sad

Una no dey sleep?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advise Me On This Job Offer, I Am Confused And Sad by Chris2863(m): 1:11pm On Jan 16
Nah you dey seek for advise, nah you still dey advise people wey dey advise you on the right thing to do grin grin grin. You are not serious walai

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Romance / Re: Why You Must Rise Above Sex. Forget The Redpill! by Chris2863(m): 7:58am On Jan 13
NastiLord:
I knack crayfish vendor today. Girl breast soft and puffy. Planning to knack her friend that sells pumpkin leaves
after that one, you go need knack the one that sells red oil

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Romance / Re: What My Friend Saw On His Babe's Phone. by Chris2863(m): 5:15am On Jan 07
Emeka71:
That is to tell you that Nigerian babes are not to be taken serious.
honestly
Romance / Re: What My Friend Saw On His Babe's Phone. by Chris2863(m): 5:15am On Jan 07
maasoap:

More like u sef no dey sleep. Kettle calling pot black grin grin grin
grin grin
Romance / Re: What My Friend Saw On His Babe's Phone. by Chris2863(m): 12:02am On Jan 05
You no dey sleep? sad

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