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FoodRe: Dis Food Sweet Well Well- UK Diplomat Salivates On Kilishi by Chris2863(m): 9:24pm On Nov 16, 2023
epondudu:
What an achievement tongue
His comments actually strengthen the Naira, petrol is now selling at the rate of 200N per liter.
suck up
RomanceRe: What Will You Do With $1 Billion? by Chris2863(m): 7:45am On Nov 15, 2023
Ballzproblemm:
invest $700m in cheap dividend stocks.

donate $100m to charity.

buy football club in a country and develop it.


buy anime studios.



Use to monthly payment from the dividend to maintain my lifestyle,the football club and my studios.
wake up dude
RomanceRe: What Will You Do With $1 Billion? by Chris2863(m): 7:44am On Nov 15, 2023
A305:
This is most likely NOT going to happen with that amount.

This is huge money, if you are to spend 1 dollar a day, it will take you 32 or 33 years to exhausted that money (not taking account of inflation).

To answer this your question of what only happens in the dream:

1 - I would splurge on properties to the tune of 500 million dollar (not only in Nigeria, also around Africa, Eastern Europe, Oil rich East Asia and West Asia ) Stay away from the west due to tax.

2 - 250 million dollars would be used to purchase stocks in U.S tech companies, U.S bonds, Chinese Bonds and Russia Bonds.

3- 100 Million dollars to tempt a successful business owner here in Nigeria and buy out his business, but strike a deal to keep him on the board of directors. That way I don't have to start a new business from scratch, thereby loosing money in uncharted territory.

4 - 70 million dollars to build a 4 star standard hotels and build shopping complexes in Lagos.

5 - 50 Million dollars would be converted to USTD to trade crypto on Binance. I would trade like a whale trader. A maker, shaker and manipulator of the market.

My money will pump up dead coins and as soon as volume comes into the market, I will dump on them, make twice my money back, rinse and repeat with another coin.


6 - 30 million dollars for my personal effects, family, moderate looking car or a Ford/Toyota Hilux truck.

Lastly, Profits from most of my holdings and investments will go to charities and Charitably course as my kids will inherit whatever business generated the profits.
wake up
RomanceRe: Just In! MTN Clearing Airtime Debts Of Customers by Chris2863(m): 8:27am On Nov 11, 2023
Omooh, nah true ooo. I was owing them 4k plus, just checked and it has been cleared
RomanceRe: I Thank God, I Just Hit The Jackpot!!! by Chris2863(m): 4:19pm On Nov 07, 2023
Dey play
RomanceRe: Advice Needed by Chris2863(m): 9:35am On Oct 27, 2023
Mtcheeeew
FoodRe: What Do You Call This Food In Your Dialect by Chris2863(m): 6:38pm On Oct 24, 2023
Una in Nsukka dialect
RomanceRe: My Client Just Bursted Me And I Admitted I’m A Nigerian by Chris2863(m): 11:31am On Oct 24, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:
You go fit bomb ?
boss, I wan learn ooo. Abeg help a brother
CrimeRe: 'One-Chance' Robbers Attack Woman With Spanner In Abuja (Graphic Photos) by Chris2863(m): 8:36pm On Oct 16, 2023
Elishamike9282:
No playing If you don’t love free money then skip this, but if you need urgent money for bills not much then read below

Screenshot below no playing

Even if some of you have received the money and still did not send me my share I won’t stop helping and I appreciate those that reach out and send me part of the money, if I have any more updates I will let you know

For those that have not yet heard about it or don’t know how to receive their own read below

Palmpay Nigeria Support Fund Campaign Just Started and they are still giving away 20,000 naira instantly and you can withdraw it anytime you want, it for new user that join them using the campaign link only without doing any task or referring anyone it free.

But old user l can benefit too by using another phone number to register as a new user and collect the reward too,.

Note you must use the verify campaign link before you are qualified to get the reward, don’t worry I will drop the campaign link for you guys but once you receive the money you will give me my percent for showing you this update ooo

When you receive the 20,000 you will send me 5k out of it for showing you this update so when I find another one I will be happy to post it here


When you Click below link you will be taken to a Facebook post, you will find the verify campaign link in the Facebook post and use it to register, hurry now don’t miss this opportunity as e de hot…. Once you receive the money and you want to send me my own share as appreciation then send it to this account

OPay 8.1.8.1.5.5.3.4.7

Click below Facebook post link

https://www.facebook.com/100087321703803/posts/pfbid02ArBqJvEqJ1GqbSRfcXVxmitJs9d298MgNiPMQ2cVuxTNQPfH1Nu4SBDmPjfFVchkl/?mibextid=cr9u03
stop scamming people biko
Foreign AffairsRe: Thousands Gather In London To Demonstrate Support For Palestine by Chris2863(m): 10:34pm On Oct 14, 2023
OkCornel:
So they told you all Muslims are blood thirsty including Dangote and some of your Muslim relatives and neighbours?
of course. Nine out of every 10 Muslims are potential terr*ri*ts
Foreign AffairsRe: Thousands Gather In London To Demonstrate Support For Palestine by Chris2863(m): 4:46pm On Oct 14, 2023
OkCornel:
I stand with the innocent victims of Hamas’ brutality. I stand with the Palestine Christians who are caught in the crossfire of this conflict. I stand with the morally upright and moderate Muslims and other religious people affected as well.

Terrorists and fanatics, it will never be well with you.


Off topic:

I have a question for Nigerian Christians.

What is the fate of Israelis who refuse to accept Jesus as their saviour when they die?

Remember, they’re God’s covenant people hmmm?
nothing like morally upright Muslim. They are all terrorists/terrorists sympathizers like you
RomanceRe: Thunder Fire Croatia!!! by Chris2863(m): 7:28am On Oct 13, 2023
Mumu go dey play bet🤣🤣🤣🤣
RomanceRe: My Recent Experience by Chris2863(m): 7:25pm On Oct 12, 2023
TheWinterBird:
You could try contacting PayPal.
contacting PayPal abi OPay?

You normal so?
SportsRe: “In England We Believe The Schedules Are Too Busy.”- Van Dijk by Chris2863(m): 7:03pm On Oct 12, 2023
turmacs:
Shut up, lazy idiot... Unto more than 220M Naira wey you dey collect every week, nonsense and ingredients...

Free Palestine and Let the jews return back the lands they stole from them using false claims from a book of fictitious stories

When Nelson Mandela was fighting against these wicked European Occupiers, they also called his a "terrorist" and jailed him.

I still find it hard to believe anyone from Africa will be siding with Britain and her western offshoot countries.

There was nothing like Israel until 1948.. The Jews got to where they are now (Palestinian lands) Which they now call Israel, as refugees from Europe and there are numerous video evidence of this on YouTube.
cry me a river little terrorist
Foreign AffairsRe: "Hamas Brainwashed People, Shouldn't Be Part Of Humanity" - Ron Malka by Chris2863(m): 6:27pm On Oct 12, 2023
opamoses1:
We don here Mr ambassadors. When you kill a child, and that child grows up, it becomes easy to radicalize them.
see sentence😒
FamilyRe: My Sister Married An Efulefu. What Should She Do? by Chris2863(m): 6:26am On Oct 01, 2023
Curse777:
cool



*and I so much dislike him because he's fair and I can't stand fair guys.

*they started having issues because she was the one bearing most of the financial burden in the house.

Summary of this long epistle

1: He first asked you out and you rejected, as a man he moved on to your sister and you resented him deeply

2: He is currently financially handicap and he irritates you, you hate poor men and poor men neither deserve marriage, or children

3: To you financial burden of a family is exclusive responsibility of a man


PS:

Dear Men, stay completely away from marriage if you are not financially bouyant as you are only rated for your financial strength by Women



.
what's this one saying abeghuh

If you lack senses, it's better you don't embarrass yourself
BusinessRe: Traders Jubilate As Lagos Government Re-opens Ajegunle Market (Video) by Chris2863(m): 6:17am On Oct 01, 2023
accordadoga30:
Hehehehehe.

Na Chukwudis go happy pass..

They can't live without Lagos.

God bless the SW for providing them food and shelter
nah them go happy pass because an average omulabi is lazy, prefers to be a lout than working grin grin grin

That tribe stinks
RomanceRe: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by Chris2863(m): 5:35am On Sep 29, 2023
TalkTalkTwins:
But guys, the frequent moaning sound is kinda tormenting. I am not single, I have a girl, we are practicing celibacy, but Omo!

it must be tough having to endure this as a celibate brother... cheesy
I'm rooting for you, the rest of the celibate us are also rooting. Download a couple messages and play whenever they start, I'm sure it'll be a major turn off.
🤣
PoliticsRe: Update On Murdered Rivers DPO: Police Arrests One Of 2baba's Boys by Chris2863(m): 5:49am On Sep 28, 2023
SAMBARRY:
Pele o literate.

Abeg gedifok
yen yen yen yen
FamilyRe: Near Death Experience by Chris2863(m): 9:04am On Sep 27, 2023
So, what do we do with this rubbish?
SportsRe: Nigerians Berate Napoli, Rage After Club Admin Trolls Osimhen Over Penalty Miss by Chris2863(m): 6:31am On Sep 27, 2023
RapistOnBail:

Obidients

Receive sense in Jesus name
PoliticsRe: Update On Murdered Rivers DPO: Police Arrests One Of 2baba's Boys by Chris2863(m): 6:23am On Sep 27, 2023
SAMBARRY:
shocked

Which tubaba is he talking about? I hope it's not our popular tuface Idibia aka tubaba our musician he's talking about? shocked
always read so you won't sound like an illiterate
RomanceRe: When Did You Decide Your Relationship Was Over? by Chris2863(m): 2:58pm On Sep 24, 2023
Mtcheeeew. You better get yourself busy with something else
FamilyRe: My Brother Is Not Helping Me. He Prefers To Starve Me. by Chris2863(m): 1:38pm On Sep 23, 2023
MS247:
cool


Let's get some facts clear

1: Your brother owes you nothing , you owe your brother cost of rent and accomodation

2: Your Parents owe you education, shelter and welfare until you are 18, or 21 when you are legally adult

3: If you want your brother to feed you after providing you accomodations, you humbly go to him and plead...

My dear brother, kindly assist me with feeding pending the time I get something doing fetching money and I can contribute to our welfare,

4: whenever you get any Money, try and refill your brothers cooking gas, buy some spaghetti or noddles, or Golden penny Semo, Vegetables Oil and present it to your brother




Now I want you to surprise your brother this Weekend for Saturday morning

Buy

Ugwu #50,
Okro #100
Okporoko #150
Ponmo #200
Ogbono #50
Cray Fish #100
Dry pepper #100
Onions #100
Locust bean #50
Buy Garri #200 or Fufu

That is roughly 1000 Naira

Cook Eba and Okro soup for your brother tomorrow morning and serve him

.
it looks like you are texting from a different planet or economy😂😂😂😂😂😂


This cracked me up. You probably don't geed yourself dude.
RomanceRe: Y by Chris2863(m): 7:05am On Sep 13, 2023
Op is a potential mad man. I don’t advise that girl to move back
SportsRe: Pogba Tests Positive For Testosterone, Provisionally Suspended, risks 4-year ban by Chris2863(m): 7:16pm On Sep 11, 2023
This guy and ill luck
AutosRe: Which Car Will Be Best For My Crippled Aunty? by Chris2863(m): 9:04pm On Sep 09, 2023
Limousine or Formula 1 go make sense
RomanceRe: Betting Addiction by Chris2863(m): 8:16am On Sep 07, 2023
Spagi:
On sunday i nearly won 300,000.but stake wisely
Lol. Nearly cannot kill a bird man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Fulham (2 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by Chris2863(m): 5:56pm On Aug 26, 2023
Demurray:
I told you, Arsenal will win this match even though the game is still on..
When adult are talk football, make toddlers keep quiet .



Gunners for this one
clap for yourself
RomanceRe: If You Suddenly Knew You Were Going To Die In 2days by Chris2863(m): 5:36am On Aug 24, 2023
Taylor90:
Na you go die



Bastard
😂😂😂😂

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