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TravelRe: Water Tanker Crushes Okada Rider's Head In Ibadan (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by Chrisbeks: 8:02pm On Nov 09, 2017
RIP to the dead
RomanceRe: Little Boy Caught On Camera Staring At A Lady's Backside by Chrisbeks: 6:54pm On Nov 09, 2017
I don't think he was staring at her backside. His eyes are tilted upwards. Corrupt minds will think dirty all the time. So anybody looking at a lady from behind must be checking out her backside?
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Bans Cigarettes Sales In Vatican by Chrisbeks: 6:44pm On Nov 09, 2017
Edopesin:
Is Uhr "Highness" The Gov Of Vatican City
He is actually the president of the Vatican
RomanceRe: Girl Sues Gary Tight $10,000k For Promising To Marry Her But Failed by Chrisbeks: 5:34pm On Nov 09, 2017
And how is that a crime? All these desperate chicks sef
CrimeRe: 2 To Die By Hanging For Robbing Lady Of N2,500 Handbag, N15,500 Phone In Anambra by Chrisbeks: 5:28pm On Nov 09, 2017
Abagworo:
Obiano has finished Anambra.
I guess it is your cultist APC candidate Nwoye that will redeem Anambra right?
CrimeRe: 2 To Die By Hanging For Robbing Lady Of N2,500 Handbag, N15,500 Phone In Anambra by Chrisbeks: 5:26pm On Nov 09, 2017
I knew the judge would be a woman. Female judges no get chills at all
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph Hits Miami Sunny Isle Beach (Pictures) by Chrisbeks: 5:22pm On Nov 09, 2017
And how is this news?
PoliticsRe: Fatima Yelwa Goje Buried As Saraki, Others Attend (Photos) by Chrisbeks: 5:18pm On Nov 09, 2017
One of the criminals who made Nigeria to be this bad just lost his wife who is also probably corrupt and I'm supposed to say RIP right?
RomanceRe: Lady Posts Selfie In Sexy Dress, But Everyone Is Talking About Her Bedroom by Chrisbeks: 5:12pm On Nov 09, 2017
webbro007:
A beautiful Teacup – Inspirational Story Must Read
There was a couple who used to go to England to shop in the beautiful stores. They both liked antiques and pottery and especially teacups. This was their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.
One day in this beautiful shop they saw a beautiful cup. They said, “May we see that? We’ve never seen one quite so beautiful.”
As the lady handed it to them, suddenly the cup spoke. “You don’t understand,” it said. “I haven’t always been a teacup. There was a time when I was red and I was clay. My master took me and rolled me and patted me over and over and I yelled out, ‘let me alone,’ but he only smiled, ‘Not yet.'”
“Then I was placed on a spinning wheel,” the cup said,”and suddenly I was spun around and around and around.Stop it! I’m getting dizzy! I screamed. But the master only nodded and said, ‘Not yet.'”
“Then he put me in the oven. I never felt such heat!” the teacup said. “I wondered why he wanted to burn me, and I yelled and knocked at the door. I could see him through the opening and I could read his lips as He shook his head, ‘Not yet.'”
“Finally the door opened, he put me on the shelf, and I began to cool. ‘There, that’s better,’ I said. And he brushed and painted me all over. The fumes were horrible. I thought I would gag.’Stop it, stop it!’ I cried. He only nodded, ‘Not yet.'”
“Then suddenly he put me back into the oven, not like the first one. This was twice as hot and I knew I would suffocate. I begged. I pleaded. I screamed. I cried. All the time I could see him through the opening, nodding his head saying, ‘Not yet.'”
“Then I knew there wasn’t any hope. I would never make it. I was ready to give up. But the door opened and he took me out and placed me on the shelf. One hour later he handed me a mirror and said, ‘Look at yourself.’ And I did. I said, ‘That’s not me; that couldn’t be me. It’s beautiful. I’m beautiful.'”
“‘I want you to remember, then,’ he said, ‘I know it hurts to be rolled and patted, but if I had left you alone, you’d have dried up. I know it made you dizzy to spin around on the wheel,but if I had stopped, you would have crumbled. I knew it hurt and was hot and disagreeable in the oven, but if I hadn’t put you there, you would have cracked. I know the fumes were bad when I brushed and painted you all over, but if I hadn’t done that, you never would have hardened; you would not have had any color in your life. And if I hadn’t put you back in that second oven, you wouldn’t survive for very long because the hardness would not have held. Now you are a finished product. You are what I had in mind when I first began with you.'”
May we all see ourselves and God’s creative mastery in this story of the teacup.
Abeg, who asked him to create us? He for just leave us jeje, we for no dey here dey suffer now. If say dem give us option, nothing for make me come this wicked world. You create us without our permission, you put us inside this suffer suffer world, you come dey punish us again in the name of training. Abeg make God free us joor, he make very big mistake to create man. Now all of us dey suffer for Him mistake
RomanceRe: Lady Posts Selfie In Sexy Dress, But Everyone Is Talking About Her Bedroom by Chrisbeks: 5:05pm On Nov 09, 2017
Florblu:
The room is not dirty but scattered
And the rat? I guess it was just scattered among her clothings
CelebritiesRe: Unbothered Jim Iyke Continues With His Swag After Court Ordered Him To Pay N15m by Chrisbeks: 4:49pm On Nov 09, 2017
This one is for the cameras, dude is crying inside
PoliticsRe: Botswana Police Ranked Africa's Best, Nigeria At Bottom Of Global Report by Chrisbeks: 4:44pm On Nov 09, 2017
sarrki:
In All things we are at the bottom

But baba will fix it

Baba is on rescue mission
Woe to them that put their hope in the clueless Buhari
PoliticsRe: Botswana Police Ranked Africa's Best, Nigeria At Bottom Of Global Report by Chrisbeks: 4:43pm On Nov 09, 2017
Nigeria is a mess.The IGP is being accused of being corrupt and Buhari is as clueless as ever
PoliticsRe: Anambra 2017 : Peter Obi And Obaze Storm Alaba Market Lagos For Campaign by Chrisbeks: 1:45pm On Nov 09, 2017
Okwute!!
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Who Scream During S£x Give Birth To Talkatives - OAP N6 Says by Chrisbeks: 1:21pm On Nov 09, 2017
Which kain mumu talk be this ehn? Oya take

PoliticsRe: INEC National Commissioner, Amina Zakari Sighted At Tony Nwoye’s Hotel In Awka by Chrisbeks: 1:17pm On Nov 09, 2017
It doesn't really matter what she does or does not do, Tony Nwoye will NOT be the next governor of Anambra state
PoliticsRe: Falana To Buhari: Babangida Detained You, Remember How It Felt & Free El-Zakzaky by Chrisbeks: 11:33am On Nov 09, 2017
Buhari will not listen to you. It's just like pouring water on a stone
PoliticsRe: "Mailafia"a Great Lost To The North by Chrisbeks: 7:39pm On Nov 08, 2017
Those who founded and funded boko haram are in a better position to answer your questions. And I believe that they are known to those in power now.
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Is Accurate But He Is In Error” – Pastor Rotimi Akinwale by Chrisbeks: 7:21pm On Nov 08, 2017
Daddy freeze should just shut up and stop making a hell of noise about things he knows nothing about
PoliticsRe: Governor Rochas Okorocha Slammed For Erecting Sirleaf's Statue - Screenshots by Chrisbeks: 7:05pm On Nov 08, 2017
Foolish okorocha. He's just intoxicated with power
Nairaland GeneralRe: 70,000 Displace During Fresh Violence In DR Congo by Chrisbeks: 7:03pm On Nov 08, 2017
Dem use violence swear for this DR Congo people? What a country? Always fighting
SportsRe: Emmanuel Amuneke Appointed As Coach Of Al Khartoum Watani, Sudanese Club by Chrisbeks: 6:50pm On Nov 08, 2017
robosky02:
Amunike and Guadiola in Barcelona


hope he shines like guadiola now grin
Is that not Jose mourinho in that picture? The one fist bumping with another guy
SportsRe: Emmanuel Amuneke Appointed As Coach Of Al Khartoum Watani, Sudanese Club by Chrisbeks: 6:49pm On Nov 08, 2017
Congrats
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu, Abike Dabiri, Fayose React To Jide Tinubu's Death by Chrisbeks: 9:26am On Nov 02, 2017
We are all human after all. Sometimes we just need to put aside our differences and just empathize with others
PoliticsRe: Leaked Memo: Buhari Summons Kyari, Oyo-ita After FEC Clash by Chrisbeks: 8:15am On Nov 02, 2017
Who is leaking all this things? Aso rock is now leaking more than an old basket
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Should Recontest In 2019- By Paul Onomuakpokpo by Chrisbeks: 6:51am On Nov 02, 2017
He is free and has the constitutional right to contest but Nigerians should not be foolish a second time.
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Reportdly Deported From The USA by Chrisbeks: 6:44am On Nov 02, 2017
You can love me now, don't love me later NO FAKE LOVE!!
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor Bishop Aka Okon Lagos Shares Epic Throwback Photo Of Himself by Chrisbeks: 6:40am On Nov 02, 2017
Nobody ugly
PoliticsRe: "I Don’t Have N1bn To Give Jonathan" - Metuh Tells Court by Chrisbeks: 6:29am On Nov 02, 2017
Kyase:
Give me gun and handcuff see na plus T.P and house address.
You no go even reach near him house before snipers go take you out
PoliticsRe: "I Don’t Have N1bn To Give Jonathan" - Metuh Tells Court by Chrisbeks: 6:28am On Nov 02, 2017
Kyase:
Arrest the guy abeg.
Go arrest am now
PoliticsRe: Cabal Bought Houses Abroad In My Name — Ibrahim Magu by Chrisbeks: 6:06am On Nov 02, 2017
Confusion break bone
PoliticsRe: Oseloka Obaze And Tony Nwoye Will Lose This Election. Take This To The Bank! by Chrisbeks: 5:58am On Nov 02, 2017
Akpokuedike!!

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