₦airaland Forum

JIBOSKI437:
if u no get call from anybody,I will volunteer to call U bro!

you get wetin I fit put my p inside

ijustdey:
http://punchng.com/chinese-girl-rides-bicycle-from-morocco-to-lagos-recounts-ordeals/

God see lie.woman must hot morocco to Lagos no be small thing ooo

Amirullaha:
Owk o...
Meanwhile:
I helped my neighbor to carry a 20litre jerrican full of water up to 4th Floor, She was like "thanks alot, just put it down there at the door, my boyfriend is inside he will come n carry it"
I carried it back downstairs...
Nonsense

I swear them get you wel wel

Aonkuuse:
forget smoking, nothing can be as terrible as a country taken over by animals. where monkey and snakes take money in millions

Na snake in the monkey shadow made in Nigeria cinema

CastedAyo:
A South African beautiful lady who goes by the handle, @StraightOuttaSo on Twitter has shared her preference on the kind of man she’s currently searching for.

The lady took to the social media platform to state the criteria, one of which is that he must have his own apartment, and own a 2-door car.

Read her full tweets;
“Looking for a guy around PTA and JHB. Age 21-29, Must own an apartment, Drive a 2 door car, Businessman, and must make close to R900k per month”

If you care to know how much the money is, well we convert R900,000 to Nigerian Naira and it is 28 million naira only!.. Lol


https://www.torimill.com/2018/02/beautiful-south-african-lady-is-in-search-of-a-boyfriend-see-her-requirements.html

you go die there.money way you no work for Na him u wan chop abi.you never see something

Where she dey stay way she till be virgin

You no get eye.this one big abi

Guy wetin you do them.why the insult but you fine sha bit your head be like obj grandfather

KingsArome:
Urgent Help please, my younger brother left the house since October last year and hasn't been back home since then till now. His name is Bashir Chenemi Shaibu, he is 21years. Please help spread this message.

He left home Gwagwalada, Abuja to an unknown destination since October last year 2017, This year February 2018, he called one of my friend, he told him that he is in Lagos working for one woman, that the woman do maltreat him so much, that she don't even allow him make calls or go out and she don't even pay him, he was trying to explain everything then he drop the phone saying the women is coming, since then till now we haven't hear from him.

Please anyone who has relevant information should contact the nearest police station.


Here is a picture of Chenemi below.

so as Abuja big reach no police station there. Your brother way dey Ghana dey make money

10Ebisco:
Big Brother Naija 2018 housemate, Miracle, on Sunday revealed that all housemates have had sex in the house.

Miracle said this in explanation of why the condoms in the house were missing.

This came as a surprise to Nigerians and viewers of big brother reality show as only Miracle and Nina were openly caught having sex.

However, some viewers are saying Miracle is lying and trying to cover up his promiscuous ways since he has had sex just three weeks into the reality show.

Others are, however, in agreement that all housemates at one time has had sex, noting that the camera does not reveal everything happening in the house.

Here are some comments:

@teddyfanpage “Miracle don’t justify your acts by bringing Loto and Bamteddy into it… Smash your smash.. No one is condemning you! Like I said “Na who dem catch be thief” We’re way past “hearsays

@tweetoracle “So #BamTeddy and #Loto have actually had sex in the toilet cos there are no cameras.. Hmmmn!

@osagie “miracle is trying to look for people to drag down with him.. Saying LOTO, Leolex and BamTeddy have had sex already… Miracle is a snake… He is looking for Alliance by gossiping with Tobi

@ladygol “He might be right tho All the condoms that have been disappearing in that house Na spirit they use am?

@katrina “So because camera doesn’t show everything. You think it doesn’t happen? The condoms have been vanishing, maybe they use them for decorations in the party room..

@slimlady”Miracle just be spitting lies. So you expect us all to believe that Anto came to tell you that she has had sex with Lolu? As if that was not enough you had to drag Bamteddy into it too. SMH

@esther24k “Don’t stress yourself…. evidence will appear soon if it is true. I trust Tobi to watch out for those HMs and rat them out. Miracle is smart. He tells Tobi, knowing that, just like he shouted last nite, Tobi will confirm this gist to the viewers soon.

@Femiararomi “There are cameras but biggy would never show housemates having sex like that!! It is too opening, they might just ban the show for promoting immorality! They have sex codedly for those who know knows.

@onehicon “The camera does not show everything, and you do not watch BBN every sec.. Mina/Mito fans looking @ BamTeddy fans right now

@forever2 “Bamteddy having their clothes on doesnt mean they didnt have sex… dey re under the duvet, are u seeing down there? No… If its like that, Nina and Miracle didnt have sex. Period!

@joyroy ” so not even 1 min video to prove BamTeddy had sex? Just assumptions? Mina fans we saw video, please show us proof and stop this propaganda.

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/02/bbnaija2018-nigerians-react-to-miracles.html

omo I wish say I dey this show Na all those girls go see something oo

What a wicked world.so people til do Ritual in this Nigeria

LifeofEFCC:
no be small bro
I never know say the bird family get money until burial planning day

Even one of them the drive bird BMW X6 CLASSIC

funkeeeee BMW X6.Nigeria don cast ooo.make bird dey drive tooo abi bird too don go sallow money tooo

obynocute:
chai, wot sort of dress code is this

Na latest dressing code

See madness after how many days.stupid government

LifeofEFCC:
sorry bro
I forgot to tell you

4bottles small
The family of the bird bought over 300 bottles of Star and soft drinks
Chaiii sorry I no info you.

I will make it up to you when the case is file in the high court of birds

omo the bird family carry wela.you fk jare

LifeofEFCC:
my brother no die for laugh ooh I beg

She merit justice

but I miss the event oooo he pain me.you Bleep up ooo why you no tel make I come drink like 4bottles

philcz:
Op your sense de inside my laptop bag for here. Wawu!!!

you just wan make we no say you just buy laptop and laptop bag and hope say you no go thief your p man money take buy the laptop

pussyeater:
If na ram, E for better. It looks like vulture wen never chop

I no blame you pussycat you are just jealous.na jealously go kil you.see your big head like yours forefathers 2week sh**t

LifeofEFCC:
Good day Nl,please this is to inform you guys that the Virgin bird that was rape on 23Feb by a gang of five birds has been buried today

The thread on how she was rape is below the link
https://www.nairaland.com/4365055/saw-what-eyes-never-seen

My thanks to
Oga christ007 for your cutlass for the Revenge
Sexybbstar thanks for the short video coverage
Thanks courna for the high drinks you brought
My thanks goes to biacan for playing simple
And lastly my thanks to all those that attend the event today.


#ENDRAPINGNOW

guy I swear I don laugh go enter motto front.na small me for die here [size=8pt][/size]

JIBOSKI437:

Na true Na

You can not believe that I was sawing the both of two talking to him omo girl for imo state wan kill me before I enter lag.i don laugh die for here oopp

Keziehenry:

monkey ti mo werey yo

Nigerianblogs:
Dino Melaye has finally reacted to the reports that a Mysterious Monkey swallowed N70million at a farm, belonging to Northern Senators.
The Kogi representative shared a photo of himself with Senator Shehu Sani and captioned it that they are strategizing on how to arrest the mysterious monkey..
Nigerians are yet to get over the story that a Snake appeared at JAMB office and swallowed N36million , Then this one came in this week
Poor Monkey, What does it know?

see his post below!


News From Ebiwali---- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/02/we-are-strategizing-on-how-to-arrest.html

you better go and involved the animal right police on this case cos to catch monkey now you must be a monkey too

CastedDude:
A lady has accused Hon Michael Enyong, the House of Assembly member representing Uyo Federal Constituency, of impregnating a woman and abandoning her along with the new baby. According to Emem Etina who broke the news, the lawmaker gave the lady, Regina Christopher who has already giving birth N300k to abort the pregnancy but she refused.

The lawmaker reportedly rejected the baby and allegedly said the lady can't do anything about it.

The matter was brought on social media in order to get the lawmaker's attention.

Emem Etina who hails from Akwa Ibom State but based in Lagos - was arrested and detained for five days after sharing the news online.

She shared an update on the story after her release. Read below;

God punish Michael Enyong, he thought he can go free. This idiot arrested me and detained me for 5days because I exposed what he did and told him to go and carry his baby. Thank God for CSP Olugun Gideon, who spoke the truth, his money cannot jail me, he has failed.

This man impregnated this ladies and abandoned her, few days ago, the woman put to birth, all he did was to send 100000 through his brother Pastor Okokon to the woman at port Harcourt, as i was going to visit the woman, he sent police to track me and arrest..Michael Enyong is a wicked man.

Weeks ago, he arrested his cousin just because the cousin demanded money from him, the money that he worked for him. My God shall fetch you out.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/akwa-ibom-lawmaker-hon-michael-enyong-accused-of-impregnating-lady.html

we 're talking about money and you're here talking nonsense

Angelanest:
Appearing unperturbed by the bad name being given to the herdsmen, a Fulani cattle rearer was seen relaxing in style after a 'hard day's work'. The Fulani herdsman was seen drinking a chilled bottle of Satzenbrau beer while cooling off in a happy mood with his tools by his side.

The picture which is trending online has been trailed by series of reactions from online users.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/fulani-herdsman-spotted-relaxing-cold-bottle-beer-photo.html

awon Fulani ti mo werey yo won ti far werey yo