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That moment when you realise that BANGA SOUP Doesn't need tomatoes.

Pavore9:
These two got me laughing!

A man held his (ex) girlfriend’s leg to beg her not to break up in street of China‬ recently. He was so desperate that he pulled stockings of the girl off.
A group of audience gathered to watch the drama. The girl got extremely furious; she slapped the man on the face 12 times. But even this did not stop him from trying. The girl eventually had to run away barefooted
The photos quickly went viral online, see below:-
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Some Imo state civil servants the in Department of Board of Internal Revenue (BIR) under ministry of Internal Revenue and Pension Matters, organized a prayer summit, urging God to intervene in their situations under the Rescue Mission led by Governor Rochas Okorocha. The prayer summit took last week at the state secretariat premises with the civil servants on black attire. They said that the reason for their prayer was for God to touch governor Okorocha to reverse his order on them that they should proceed on compulsory leave . They said governor Okorocha led administration had issued them through the commissioner Dr. Vitalis Ajumbe letters ordering them to commence indefinite compulsory leave with no reason stipulated. They described the governor's order as wrong and inhuman treatment since most of them involved have spent years in the ministry waiting for retirement . They disclosed that the government thought of sending them on compulsory leave when the state needs their service was unfair.

enigmagu1:
ogadinma

sure

alatbaba1:
If Nigerians had patience, Jona will still be the president. If APC didn't act like they are magicians, People would have expect less from them. They spew too much during d election. They made promises they them self know they are not capable of fulfilling.

They had the solution to all Nigeria’s problem before election and now they don't have a clue again.

on point

misreal:
lol....i just bought this space for two naira...

it's more expensive. Don't you know fuel is now expensive?

1. When Buhari promised Nigeria that Fuel will sell at N45 per litre. Some people were like.
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2. When the fuel price became N145 per litre
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3. When Lia Mohammed said Masqurade dressing will bring employment. Some people reactions
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4. When you realise minimum wage can only Get you 100 litres of fuel and 35tomatoes
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5. When he promised Generation, transmission and
distribution of at least 20,000 MW
of electricity within four years and
increasing to 50,000 MW with a
view to achieving 24/7
uninterrupted power supply[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSn5afUaHnqeTXriUg8dEXJXXQH3uvJU2VYhBuo-_nyheujiYgcfY9vqQ[/img]

6. This was how some people Respected APC LIES When he promised 720,000 jobs by the 36 states
in the federation yearly (20,000
per state). Three million Jobs per year
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7. When APC Also promised Making the economy one of
the fastest-growing emerging
economies in the world with a
real GDP growth averaging 10%
annually. That reaction when you notice that the economy is falling fast.
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8. When he promised Creation of a Social Welfare
Programme of at least
fivethousand naira (N5000) that
will cater for the 25 million
poorest and most vulnerable
citizens upon the demonstration of children’s enrollment in school
and evidence of immunisation to
help promote family stability
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9. Another was One free meal (to include
fruits) daily, for public primary
school pupils
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10. This was how some people were looking at APC When they promised Creating additional middle-
class of at least two million new
home owners in the first year in
government and one million
annually thereafter.
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11. When they promised Establishing world-class
sports academy and training
institutes and ensure that Nigeria
occupies a place of pride in global
sports and athletics.

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12. Stabilising the naira.
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13. Add yours joor... Just for fun

so true

DrayZee:
That moment the teacher asks your best friend to write names of noisemakers

lol

The way you look at her after spending all those money on her head.

wordbank:
When finally pay Come enter bedroom

Funny

Secondary School days are one of the best because they can't be forgotten. Her are Some moments we can recall in classrooms.


1. When you class captain is writing down a name in the noise makers list and you're trying to take a peek.
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2. But his close folks are guarding the list. Make una no see am. Only their kabal
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3. The look you give your class captain when he's your boyfriend and you've been making noise in the class.
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4. The way your class captain warns you before writing your name.
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5. And you have to stay throughout the rest of the hour like this.
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6. This how you'll be shouting when you finally realise that he's written down your name. Either way you'll be punished.
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7. When the teacher enters the class. And the class captain is calling all names on the Noise makers list.
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8. The look you give when you hear your name X10 on the list.
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9. To another pupil. The look you'll give when you're sure your name won't be on the list.
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10. To another pupil. The look you give When your name is on the noise makers list and you have been quiet all through the time.
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11. That look you give When the wicked Uncle isPreparing his Cane
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12. The way you'll be jubilating when the wicked uncle finally spared you all
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13. ADD YOUR OWN JOOR...

1. When you wake up in the morning only to remember that Fuel and tomatoes are very expensive..
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2.The way you think about the current situation of this country and how fast the problem can be solved.
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3. The look you give your husband when you wanna collect 2k for tomatoes Alone.
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4.The look your Husband gives you when you tell him to add additional N2,000 for tomatoes alone.
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5. When you pay 1K for tomatoes and the seller gives you only 6Pieces. And you can't complain.
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6. When your husband is trying to explain to his friends that the wife bought 6pieces of tomatoes for N2000
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7. The look you give When you go to the filling station and instead of seeing N145 you're seeing N200
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8. When you're on Strike Action With NLC And you remember the policy No Work, No Pay
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9. When you're in the filling station and you saw two educated men abusing eachother about whose gallon comes first.
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10. How everyone laugh at you When you want to manipulate the queue in the petrol and you're being caught.
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11.The remarks your husband gives when you cook the food without enough tomatoes after he has given you enough money for it.
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12. The reaction you get When you're trying to explain to your them that tomatoes is now very scarce.
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13. The way you react when you've been waiting for your turn in the petrol station. And suddenly the're selling to a man who came from nowhere.
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14. When you finally understood your wife and you remember that curry rice and pepper-soup doesn't need tomatoes.
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15. When it's almost your turn in the petrol station and suddenly a man started accusing you falsefully of manipulating the Queue.
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16. When you realise fully well that your minimum wage can only buy 100Litres of fuel and 35 Tomatoes.
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Make I stop Here Joor. OYA ADD YOURS...

16. When you realise that your minimum wage can only buy 100Litres of fuel and 35 Tomatoes.

Make I drop my pen Joor. Add Yours... This country no go kill person

15. When it's almost your turn in the petrol station and suddenly a man started accusing you of manipulating the Queue.

14. When you remember that curry rice and pepper-soup doesn't need tomatoes.

13. The look you give when you've been waiting for your turn in the petrol station. And suddenly the're selling to a man who came from nowhere.

12. The reaction you get When you're trying to explain to your them why the tomatoes wasn't enough.

11. The remarks your husband gives when you cook the food without enough tomatoes after he has given you 1k for it.

10. How everyone laugh at you When you want to manipulate the queue in the petrol and you're being caught.

9. When you're in the filling station and you saw two educated men abusing eachother about whose gallon comes first.

8. When you're on Strike Action With NLC And you remember the policy No Work, No Pay

7. The look you give When you go to the filling station and instead of seeing N145 you're seeing N200

6. When your husband is trying to explain to his friends that the wife bought 6pieces of tomatoes for N700

5. When you pay N700 for tomatoes and the seller gives you only 6Pieces. And you can't complain.

4. The look your Husband gives you when you tell him to add additional N1,000 for tomatoes alone.

3. The look you give your husband while you're explaining to him why he has to add more money to the feeding allowance in this current situation.

2. The way you think about the current situation of this country and how fast the problem can be solved.

Nigeria, A country that God has blessed believe it or not. All will be well.
Here are some pictures you can relate to in our current economic Situation. Sit back and relax...

1. When You wake up in the morning only to realise that fuel is scarce and tomatoes is also very expensive.

queenoflafia:

Op I swear you don kolo

Naxo