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Yet it hasn't made FP

christopheru:
7. When your dad is explaining the content of the list to your uncles.

V. Funny

christopheru:
3. When one of her uncles is dictating the content of the list to everybody.

Epic

christopheru:
2. But the girl's family has to cover the list. And the girl's father's continue writing the list and it's 1million naira and still counting

lwtmb

JohnEazy:
Lol..I Relate 2 them like say we b cousin.

e be like say dey don do you strong thing

harjayi:
Its must be First bank Plc. That bank

Their Service Slow like Snail.

Eco Bank for sure

Berlyn:
lala loves quickie i bet, you dont knw him much

are you kidding me?
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vicstar:
where's d story



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My Girlfriend Is A Bank Marketer, She Recently Returned Home Without Her Pants – Angry Lover Cries Out

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A man who is currently dating a female bank marketer has showed his paranoia on social media due to the tag of ‘corporate prostitution’ attached to her job title by the Nigerian society.
Corporate prostitution in the banking sector is well pronounced and has been crippling romantic relationships. A case in hand is a recent stroy sent to Joro Olumofin by a disturbed Nigerian man.
Read his story below and draw lessons:-
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What do you think this Young man should do?

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I have read online about the purported postponement of the NYSC. I have decided to compile several reasons why the NYSC should be scrapped.
I don’t want this to come across to you as a political propaganda, I am neither for APC nor PDP I only represent myself in this view and a few others who will see reason with this. I fully represent NIGERIA.
Dear Mr President, DG NYSC and Mr Senate president,
I write to you with great respect because its not easy to be a leader and I humbly present my case that the NYSC scheme should either be scrapped or redefined to fit into the future of this great nation. Permit me to start with the reasons why I think the scheme be scrapped or amended after which I will talk about probable amendments that could be implemented.
WHY THE NYSC SCHEME SHOULD BE SCRAPPED/AMENDED.

1.The scheme was created to help the nation heal quickly from the effects of the Civil war:Now the civil war is over and we should be focused on avoiding another war- an intra personal war. This is a war that a person fights with himself otherwise known as Confusion.
How do you expect someone who studied Biochemistry to teach intergtated science effectively? First of, the graduate studied Biochemistry and not Biochemistry education! The former is practical and field related while the latter has to do with class activities)

2.Too much money is expended on this scheme and there are no visible results:I personally believe that the money spent on the NYSC scheme will be enough to create jobs for these graduates. Its not yielding results because after the 1-year mandatory service most of the graduates are left jobless and without savings to start up a business of their own – they don’t have savings not because they don’t want to but because the cost of ‘survival’ is high. NOTE that I used ‘cost of survival’ and not ‘cost of living’ that’s simply because the latter is not affordable!

3.Looks Like A Use-and-dump Scheme:After the one year compulsory service I said earlier that the graduates end up as jobless people. This is because there is NO system, not to talk of having an organized one. The companies (most times schools) that the corpers are posted to milk them of every dime the FG is paying (a paltry 19,800 most of which will be spent on transport). These people will still rent an apartment if they are so unlucky to be posted to a state where they know no one (80% of youth corp members fall in this category).

4.No relevant experience is gained in most cases:I need not to talk too much about this but I’ll say a little.
Now, of what relevance is the teaching experience a Banking and Finance graduate gets from teaching a primary school student? He/she will be dealing with adults on the job after NYSC, he/she can’t probably use whatever experience gotten. Total Waste Of Time You’d Permit Me To Say!!!
There are lots of reasons I believe the scheme should be scrapped or amended but I’ll leave the rest to the readers of this letter.
I have included the Senate president as recipient of this letter because I know nothing can be done except through the senate. The NYSC was brought in through an ACT, that act has to be amended by the legislative arm of government.
Before I go ahead to the possible solutions, I know some big guns will not agree that the scheme be scrapped because of what they gain from the system, a not-well-organised system.
POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS

1. Scrap the whole scheme and use the funds put into the program to create jobs.

2. Let each person serve in their respective fields: Let the man who studied engineering serve with Julius Berger or ministry of works and let the man who studied Agriculture serve on a government farm and let them have the option of being fully employed after their service year.

3. Trainings: Should the scheme be scrapped, the government should make available free training centers for fresh graduates.

4. Soft loans: These loans should be given out to fresh graduates who wish to start up businesses without collecting collateral. There should be strict rules guiding the monitoring and implementation, defaulters should be punished.
These loans should be treated as a contract between the FG and the individual, the FG is contracting the young graduate to start a business and create jobs. That’s what happens when there are more businesses, more jobs are available.
I wish I could write more but I’m typing this from my phone, permit me to stop here.
I amAdebusoye Ademolaand I think the NYSC should be scrapped or amended.
Nigerians what do you think about this?

Falz The Badt Guy Nominated As Best New International Act At 2016 Bet Awards

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One of Nigerians finest musicians, Falz has been nominated for the 2016 BET Awards Viewers' Choice"Best New International Act"category.

Other nomieee include Emtee (South Africa), MHD (France), Tkay Maidza (Australia), WSTRN (UK) and Section Boyz (UK).

Fans can vote their favourite new artist by voting online at BET.com or by taking the competition to social media and tweeting or tagging @BET_intl on Twitter and Instagram using the hashtag #ipick. Voting for the Viewer's Choice category is now open, and will close on 22 June at 00:59 CAT.

100. Do you need Explanation

Secondary School days are one of the best because they can't be forgotten. Her are Some moments we can recall in classrooms.


1. When you class captain is writing down a name in the noise makers list and you're trying to take a peek.
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2. But his close folks are guarding the list. Make una no see am. Only their kabal
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3. The look you give your class captain when he's your boyfriend and you've been making noise in the class.
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4. The way your class captain warns you before writing your name.
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5. And you have to stay throughout the rest of the hour like this.
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6. This how you'll be shouting when you finally realise that he's written down your name. Either way you'll be punished.
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7. When the teacher enters the class. And the class captain is calling all names on the Noise makers list.
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8. The look you give when you hear your name X10 on the list.
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9. To another pupil. The look you'll give when you're sure your name won't be on the list.
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10. To another pupil. The look you give When your name is on the noise makers list and you have been quiet all through the time.
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11. That look you give When the wicked Uncle isPreparing his Cane
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12. The way you'll be jubilating when the wicked uncle finally spared you all
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13. ADD YOUR OWN JOOR...

SONKOko:
Or maybe he is one of their staff

You're correct

valuka:
Op, try harder to make me laugh

you must be one of their die hard customers

I noticed nobody Mentioned [size=16pt]BANK[/size]
well for me, It's either CBN, CHEVRON, SHELL, CADBURY, NESTLE, NBC, CUSTOM... Thats all...

dellyjoe10:
Init!!

lol

ajibolabd:
you are right, you got me bad

hehehehe

Austema:
Ecobank (formally known as the Pan African Bank, but now known as the BAD African bank)

that bank don cast.

I believe this should be First bank

1. When you're walking towards the bank door. You'll be forming boss
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2. And the Bank door decided to fall your hands
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3. Your reaction when you have removed everything from your pocket and the door still falls your hands more.
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4. This how you will be planning on how to bypass the door
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5. And you finally entered
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6. That look when you just entered the bank and someone asks you for a pen.
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7. Oya the person has returned it. And 3 minutes later he asks for the pen again.
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8. When that same person asks you for the Day's Date
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9. Oya this time around another person is asking you for a pen you'll be like
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10. But This time around it's a pretty lady and she's looking at you like this.
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Pleaseeee...

11. And suddenly your mood changes. You'll be like this
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12. You've been on queue for almost 20 minutes and suddenly a man just walks straight to the cashier from nowhere.
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13. That reaction when It's almost your turn and suddenly you see somebody that claims he was there before you. That he's been sitting at the lobby.
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14. Now its your turn but the cashier said. BULK DEPOSIT SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS
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15. After all the hurdles you finally deposited. You'll be like ;
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16. This is how you thank the poor Service of the bank before you leave
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ABEG WHICH BANK DEY BEHAVE LIKE THIS?
feel free to add yours.
Cc; Lalasticlala

11. And suddenly your mood changes. You'll be like

1. It’s easy to lose them in the
crowd, if you’re on a power-
walking mission.

2. Ditto at concerts and festivals.

3.The shower head is mysteriously
lowered whenever you go in after
them.

4. And if you ever reposition it too
high, you’ll definitely hear about it.

5. You’ll potentially find kitchen
items on the lower shelves in the
house.

6. If not, you’ll definitely walk in on
them on top of the table just to take something.

7. Or you’ll have to reach things for
them ALL THE TIME.

8. If you share a car, you know it’s
a constant battle of moving the
seat back and forth into both of
your preferred positions.

9. It can be super hard to get a
decent photo of the two of you.

10. Or at least a decent selfie when
you’re both standing. Very hard oh

11. And when you hug them, their
head goes straight into your chest
region.

12. They’re quite easy to pick up…
13. ...and may take advantage of
you for piggy-back rides from time
to time.

14. At times you need to bend
down to even hear what they’re
saying to you.

15. On the plus side, you definitely
don’t have to deal with someone
taking up too much space in the
bed.

16. And there’s rarely any
arguments over who gets shotgun
when it comes to the best seat on a
plane or in the car. You and your long leg will generally always win.

Feel free Oya add your own.

16. This is how you thank the poor Service of the bank before you leave.
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I drop my pen here.
Oya feel free to Add Your Own...

15. After all the hurdles you finally deposited. You'll be like
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14. Now its your turn but the cashier said. BULK DEPOSIT SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS
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13. That reaction when It's almost your turn and suddenly you see somebody that claims he was there before you. That he's been sitting at the lobby.
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12. You've been on queue for almost 20 minutes and suddenly a man just walks straight to the cashier from nowhere.
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11. And suddenly your mood changes. You'll be like