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10. But This time around it's a pretty lady and she's looking at you like this.

9. Oya this time around another person is asking you for a pen you'll be like
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfL_xR_r0mamEgihJPNNlrcvsY5zcxBUPywAxk8BPGgIoKA2xbB22Jjw[/img]
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQE1uFSXJWnkV52Zt663BKIvYkowd67Gr31JkWop-pw5BZutIwHyivUM9wK[/img]

8. When that same person asks you for the Day's Date

7. Oya the person has returned it. And 3 minutes later he asks for the pen again.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGWcbZefC-bhuNu7YFMqyXxDVw_H-yo356B7kbBUVAh-uilDW6oO9EKIM[/img]

6. That look when you just entered the bank and someone asks you for a pen.

5. And you finally entered

4. This how you will be planning on how to bypass the door

3. Your reaction when you have removed everything from your pocket and the door still falls your hands more.

2. And the Bank door decided to fall your hands

1. When you're walking towards the bank door. You'll be forming boss

histemple:
Are you saying there is no condition upon which a relationship can be terminated just because he/she promised marriage earlier?

Your moniker got me wondering though.

hehehehe the guy said he is goodfornothing

The poster below me you think say this one na Boxing
Anyway Get well soon

Immality:
You sound as someone who Just started watching football in 2016.... You know NOTHING about football....

"You can't go out at d quarter final stage of champions league and expect to win the world best player...Even those arguing know the truth" So childish.....

What happened in 2013?

Only 16 CL goals can now be enough for fifa most prestigious award?

League and domestic cup don't count again... I feel like crying on your behalf....

you nailed it.

Twisting:
@Mickael2 You saying he wasn't needed is very hilarious coz he didn't score in the final.
if he hadn't scored 16 against those teams Real wouldn't have gotten to the semi finals.

No one on earth apart from haters would utter such he only scores against small team phrase.
He has scored Chelsea, Bayern, Atletico, Roma, Juventus and the likes so what's there to be proven?

P.S the 5th pk is always the most important. SANCHEZ took the last pk for Chile against Argentina just to buttress @Marcelini 's point.

Someone listed about 5 games Madrid dropped points off and said it was when he was needed.


If Messi hadn't been a shadow of himself in the return leg of their Champions League game vs Atletico they would have progressed to the Semi finals plus Suarez only had one shot on target too were they not needed?
Had Pique or Rakitic scored to get Barce through won't Messi and Suarez still be favourites?

If you're considering league goals and local cup competitions, Zlatan should be up here in this, Higuian should be .

I want Ronaldo to win as a fan.

That's normal

hopara1:
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all these FTC Guys self

Gamblingis a bad thing. i've had my own experience as a student. This can make you loose lot of
money if care is not taken. Here are some Hilarious pictures defining the Moments while playing Virtual.

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1. When you're new to the system This is how you observe when you are seeing how people are winning.
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR47mMJppx6rzL-FPAmEg5qqfpez8rOH8sMthapeJwzEVCYrl3eA--yBz2w[/img]

2. But you have to ask them how to stake.
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmGEx7hgvaCXxzfASjJ0e58rEvdVbFDVaawQqvQ_ar_GWwTWXepJ_ybSSM[/img]

3. Your reaction when You finally make 1st 2nd 3rd predictions and they were all successful but you didn't stake
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShoOphMDQps3KJxq9BgaPQMcArUZHC1FUHClu6y9NCaLsCS9rLMYXcrCY[/img]

4. Now you feel like a boss because you've made 3 successful predictions.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrheCpgMrY5nco9aetRmrsfbkzrEujUxbD_pbv9xYg02r8gsABi7ExfjLi[/img]
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsMTKd1ii41wIFC458s7kMIRgmNjVOoPJn0NV8n7x9j2WqJdLiWq0KBRuC[/img]

5. This is how you run to your hostel to gather all your money (both feeding and textbook) to stake.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHXXNrT9g8FOezTriz2l26kmUt06kk3PccaQSa6WRef824sXPILDU52kLK[/img]
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6-JQsuXvYZj15tw4iBsP6Qzx-cjSrgcwLGXa4Dz9vnJdd8o0ThZCI0Pg[/img]

6. This is how bet9ja virtual soccer will be waiting for you with confidence.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT57KztcUiijCiKkuBtlLeuMNgEsR4AOePxHjJvEbJDZ_beIvJwkrOEN4s2[/img]

7. Now you stake you 1st game and you won N500
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2yfa6H3EbsUPmka8pwvzAxLnlim74tB449mEf5V12_hHxYZCIQTCWPjRYaQ[/img]
you think say you be badoo? Ok kontinue

8. That look when You staked another and you lost
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4276562/9659721233-w900-h600/Kunle-Afolayan-and-Kanayo-O-Kanayo-October-1-Africanmoviesnews.jpg

9. But you choose to Never give up
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWZl6ImtgiY1FvrEp2CUs0u4A2AcmyvXMDYPBp6ob2ITt2SOJBpqJ-a8U[/img]

10. That reaction when the game is on and you are expecting Chelsea to win watford
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoSy4oulQgUNQbQUlR8_F3rPquv4FdsFC4QaL4IeLo-2BkIkXzidNH3ME[/img]

11. End of the game and you lost again. This is how you tear your slip
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHXeB7LXfJ-qrtRYq3dJHYVvhZzaLImer-PlcICsd0nl-StFfPcwL7zCU[/img]

12. You kept staking and losing. This is how bet9ja will be laughing at you
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRl8AEfwpRkPDtCFFYOTVuYy6YajTSzoL3Ojts-_kMp0jcGq0Rfex37wT4[/img]
https://umad.com/img/2015/1/laughing-tom-and-jerry-gif-157-177-hd-wallpapers.jpg

13. This is how you pray when you wanna stake your last Dine.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbrQQjnQ7YCUhRpn8QkAO-aiIv4ZfBkhmpl0iTI6i3bI0NR6--rOw8Vg[/img]

14. And you loose again.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRT4LlGp3qqRMoTZep_MWR8Wf0eZoJrZh5w8osjbax-HvclBH39ANKHqQkT[/img]
you never see anything

15. When you get home disappointed and one of your friends asks you this silly question .
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSePVFD5A7G1-VGP-GfOi9EkrYj3fDQ9cAFM6qnHTYXq-1sv3_uGA4cYbehBQ[/img]
And this is your reaction

[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeD0VhqWM3cOs2EwomrUw0jVd33uiLqVAiJmXQ5LJiXEdH1mHA240bg1I[/img]

16. The way you chase that guy away when he asks you to play virtual soccer tomorrow.
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrpaOm7iQ3pwuu_ve1yBwE4cLLVdpldKKyBLusLh3JBlBPDFUnw3TkCeo[/img]

A lot of people can Testify to these
Tell us What VIRTUAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE HAS DONE TO YOU

But wait... If you go through this thread without hitting LIKE and COMMENTING, bet9ja virtual will punish you like this
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkewuD2Ex8zoCaYTYwHFN5jiWBcuegOYNPVVwvSpNi1XWbp8dWjb-LLkk[/img]

OYA ADD YOURS...

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]when you stake #100 on 20 accumulated games and you're hoping to win #2m… bet9ja/nairabet/9japredict will be looking @you like[/color]

you just gave them N100

firstking01:
Hahahaha, funny as it is, the more you lose the more the inspiration comes for you to play more...ain't that foolishness?...btw, as grounded as i am in sports and football i can't just find a reason why i don't play nairabet.

good and don't even think about it.

Hundreddegrees:
Hahahahahaha...damn true

exactly

when oversabi Sees you when you are playing Virtual instead of being in the lecture hall for lecture.

when Bet9ja virtual has sucked you dry. And you are left with Nothing. you'll be like

Bonjelomo:
We are getting there little by little.

One more thing remaining: supplementary admission should be ended!

Poor smart kids will study so hard to score 260 and the university authority will put the cut off at 270. Only 10 students will be admitted on merit....at the end of the day, 200 students will be matriculated!

Where did d remaining 190 students come from? Yes, relatives of lecturers and children of rich men, who can afford to buy admission!

A recent secret survey revealed that about 97 percent of the students admitted into colleges of Medicine in Nigerian universities are either RELATED TO A LECTURER, or has a rich parent.

Good move mr Minister.

bro they just made buying admission slots Very possible with this policy.

hahn:

are you guilty as charged?

Gamblingis a bad thing. i've had my own experience as a student. This can make you loose lot of
money if care is not taken. Here are some Hilarious pictures defining the Moments while playing Virtual.

---

1. When you're new to the system This is how you observe when you are seeing how people are winning.
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR47mMJppx6rzL-FPAmEg5qqfpez8rOH8sMthapeJwzEVCYrl3eA--yBz2w[/img]

2. But you have to ask them how to stake.
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmGEx7hgvaCXxzfASjJ0e58rEvdVbFDVaawQqvQ_ar_GWwTWXepJ_ybSSM[/img]

3. Your reaction when You finally make 1st 2nd 3rd predictions and they were all successful but you didn't stake
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShoOphMDQps3KJxq9BgaPQMcArUZHC1FUHClu6y9NCaLsCS9rLMYXcrCY[/img]

4. Now you feel like a boss because you've made 3 successful predictions.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrheCpgMrY5nco9aetRmrsfbkzrEujUxbD_pbv9xYg02r8gsABi7ExfjLi[/img]
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsMTKd1ii41wIFC458s7kMIRgmNjVOoPJn0NV8n7x9j2WqJdLiWq0KBRuC[/img]

5. This is how you run to your hostel to gather all your money (both feeding and textbook) to stake.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHXXNrT9g8FOezTriz2l26kmUt06kk3PccaQSa6WRef824sXPILDU52kLK[/img]
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6-JQsuXvYZj15tw4iBsP6Qzx-cjSrgcwLGXa4Dz9vnJdd8o0ThZCI0Pg[/img]

6. This is how bet9ja virtual soccer will be waiting for you with confidence.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT57KztcUiijCiKkuBtlLeuMNgEsR4AOePxHjJvEbJDZ_beIvJwkrOEN4s2[/img]

7. Now you stake you 1st game and you won N500
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2yfa6H3EbsUPmka8pwvzAxLnlim74tB449mEf5V12_hHxYZCIQTCWPjRYaQ[/img]
you think say you be badoo? Ok kontinue

8. That look when You staked another and you lost
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4276562/9659721233-w900-h600/Kunle-Afolayan-and-Kanayo-O-Kanayo-October-1-Africanmoviesnews.jpg

9. But you choose to Never give up
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWZl6ImtgiY1FvrEp2CUs0u4A2AcmyvXMDYPBp6ob2ITt2SOJBpqJ-a8U[/img]

10. That reaction when the game is on and you are expecting Chelsea to win watford
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoSy4oulQgUNQbQUlR8_F3rPquv4FdsFC4QaL4IeLo-2BkIkXzidNH3ME[/img]

11. End of the game and you lost again. This is how you tear your slip
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHXeB7LXfJ-qrtRYq3dJHYVvhZzaLImer-PlcICsd0nl-StFfPcwL7zCU[/img]

12. You kept staking and losing. This is how bet9ja will be laughing at you
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRl8AEfwpRkPDtCFFYOTVuYy6YajTSzoL3Ojts-_kMp0jcGq0Rfex37wT4[/img]
https://umad.com/img/2015/1/laughing-tom-and-jerry-gif-157-177-hd-wallpapers.jpg

13. This is how you pray when you wanna stake your last Dine.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbrQQjnQ7YCUhRpn8QkAO-aiIv4ZfBkhmpl0iTI6i3bI0NR6--rOw8Vg[/img]

14. And you loose again.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRT4LlGp3qqRMoTZep_MWR8Wf0eZoJrZh5w8osjbax-HvclBH39ANKHqQkT[/img]
you never see anything

15. When you get home disappointed and one of your friends asks you this silly question .
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSePVFD5A7G1-VGP-GfOi9EkrYj3fDQ9cAFM6qnHTYXq-1sv3_uGA4cYbehBQ[/img]
And this is your reaction

[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeD0VhqWM3cOs2EwomrUw0jVd33uiLqVAiJmXQ5LJiXEdH1mHA240bg1I[/img]

16. The way you chase that guy away when he asks you to play virtual soccer tomorrow.
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrpaOm7iQ3pwuu_ve1yBwE4cLLVdpldKKyBLusLh3JBlBPDFUnw3TkCeo[/img]

A lot of people can Testify to these
Tell us What VIRTUAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE HAS DONE TO YOU

But wait... If you go through this thread without hitting LIKE and COMMENTING, bet9ja virtual will punish you like this
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkewuD2Ex8zoCaYTYwHFN5jiWBcuegOYNPVVwvSpNi1XWbp8dWjb-LLkk[/img]

OYA ADD YOURS...

Strolling through thread.

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if only it was fresh tomatoes.
Hehehehe

DBlackCeazer:
As a newbie,You always win your first stake. Don't know how they do it.

That's the spirit of Gambling

percyshelu:
virtual soccer nah die, I remember any time I stake #100, I go always win like #500, I was feeling like a boss until I play 6 different games with 1000 each, d way I lose all ehn, like dream.

virtual football, draining students money since 1659

akashi01:
The chances of this going frontpage is high...ODS 0.1


Make I stake my 5k here

ah ah you don carry virtual enter Here?

phiszo:
Fp worthy. Let me pitch my tent here

this guy

TITOBIGZ:
OP werey nie,olohun n gbo

hehehehehehe

Big4wig:
When ur friend wins a bet & is trying to convince u to stake again but u av learnt ur lesson

Hahahahaha

JohnieWalker:
Lolz..can't forget my experience with VFL in 200 level..chai na so I dey claim boss say I sabi predict na so I use my money go play o na I win first one 6500 but my village pipo dey smile na I say make I use d 6500 play just 3 games o my broda d way I loose be lyk virtual....dat month i patronise burial and marriage ceremony lyk say I be party rice

Hehehehehe guess you won't dear them again