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My brother the only option I'm seeing is MMM I'm an undergraduate from imo state... 300k will yield u more than 500k in 3 months.. I'm not joking oo. God is my witness.. I to am I living testimony.. call me bro for more details 08188346073 I wish us best bro.. |
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Good Afternoon Nairalanders.. my friends n I were discussing about this topic so I decided to bring it right here.. If Goodluck should be running for 2019 presidential election will u vote him in?? Give reasons for ur answer To me I'll vote in GEJ because this current administration hasn't done any positive thing as far as I'm concerned this is the most confused set of administration ever... |
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Which Phone is the Worst Phone you’ve ever used back then or Presently? I've to many casted phones but the one that nearly gave me a heart attack was my Blackberry TOUR.. Na me use my hand break am ![]() So what's d worst phone you've ever used (presently included) |
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****12 FACTS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MMM**** ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PHONE NUMBER :: WhatsApp 08188346073 ________________________________________________ *12 FACTS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MMM* 1:MMM is an innovative and experimental platform where people donate money directly to each other. 2:There are no investors and no investments in MMM. Money is not invested in any asset. Money is donated to the other person. 3:Everything depends on the members themselves: they develop the Community making it sustainable and creating a permanent process of the exchange of donations. 4:MMM members are rewarded with Mavro after they donate help to other members of the Community 5: 30% per month is not an interest rate, but an expected growth rate of Mavro. 6: Growth rate of Mavro and its amount can be adjusted at any moment for the benefit of the Community. 7: Mavro is like scores or grades in colleges. Where do grades come from? Is it possible for grades to be out of stock? Grades are taken from nowhere. Students get grades according to their performance. This is the same with Mavros. Mavro is an evaluation of the contribution made by a participant for the development of the Community. 8: MMM is a self-adjusting Community. The algorithms of matching senders and receivers and algorithms of Mavro reward constantly get adjusted and improved MMM cannot crash because it cannot pay its members. This is due to the fact that MMM is not a corporation involved in financial transactions, MMM just connect senders and receivers. 9: The main factor in the MMM Community is its members’ behaviour. The aim of MMM is not to make people rich, but to change their mindset, to encourage people to share what they have with others. Members should not treat MMM as a money making scheme. 10: MMM members can choose the time when they provide and get help. Usually members follow the principle: donate when you have spare money and ask for money when you need to buy something for your family. MMM wants to increase the velocity of money. No need to keep money: share it with others. 11: MMM wants to emphasize the importance of work and productive labour. You should work not because you get paid for that (working just for money is something like selling your soul or body). People should work consciously and deliberately for their personal and public benefit.ou have spare money and ask for money when you need to buy something for your family. MMM wants to increase the velocity of money. No need to keep money: share it with others. 12: MMM wants to emphasize the importance of work and productive labour. You should work not because you get paid for that (working just for money is something like selling your soul or body). People should work consciously and deliberately for their personal and public benefit. |
Pls have anyone been able to register online. if yes how did you go about it? the process seems to be complicated... how much did it cost you? pls your replies can help someone today. thanks |
stevenson007:pls how much does it take to do this |
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https://thelstop.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Single.jpg 10) You’re more open to going somewhere or doing something different, adding to your life experience and making you a more well-rounded person i.e. INTERESTING. 9) It’s a time when you’re most likely to take a leap and make some changes whether physical: new ‘do or new tat, spiritual: feed your soul, or mental: change your attitude. You have the opportunity to see that the “other
side of the fence,” (i.e. being in a relationship),
isn’t necessarily greener. It’s just different.7) It’s a perfect time to take inventory on your actions, thoughts and behaviors that make it difficult to have a healthy relationship. No one is perfect and we all have a part in what didn’t work. Learn from it. Take steps to change it. Clear the slate and be ready to be a better partner, IF that’s what you want. 6) It’s also a time when you’re 100% yourself. You approach meeting new people or participating in new activities with an open energy whether you’re conscious of it or not. 5) You’re literally free to do whatever makes you happy without having to take anyone else’s feelings and/or opinions into account. 4) No disagreements, conflicts, compromises, explanations, accommodations, limitations, restrictions, etc. allowing you to focus your energy on making life better for yourself. 3) You tend to be healthier and take better care of yourself because you want to look good and be attractive to a potential date. Better yet, just do it for yourself! 2) You hang out more often with other singles so your social/recreational life becomes more vibrant and diverse. 1) You have the opportunity to spend more alone time to regroup, nurture your soul and reflect on what you want out of life. |
Being in love is a beautiful thing and it can
make you do things you wouldn’t normally do.
If you have ever fallen head over heels in love
with a special someone, you will agree that
love can be as dangerous a drug as cocaine or
heroin. The effect of being in love on the brain
is comparable to the effect of the chemicals
that are released when you take cocaine or
heroin.
If you have heard that love makes people
crazy or stup*d, it could be because being in
love actually does make chemical changes to
the brain. Because the feeling of love is so
addicting, some people have been known to do
very crazy and stup*d things.
Below are some things which many consider
stup*d that women do in the name of love,
especially in the early stages of their
relationship. 1. Giving your money to a man : Some ladies will go to whatever length to keep a man, who obviously doesn’t love them. Some will steal their parents money to give to their man. Some men have refused to make themselves useful and rely on some stup*d girl, who brings all her salary to him at the end of the month while he sits at home and helps her spend it. Some girls have even used their school fees to celebrate birthday for a man. 2. Sharing some really dark secrets : It’s not wrong to share some secrets with a man you are sure loves you and wants to marry you but some things are better left unsaid. Does your man share his own secret with you? If not, why should you share yours? 3. Living with a man who has not paid your bride price : This is what we call co-habitation. Most ladies are guilty of this one. They get into a relationship and before you know it they have packed all their property to the guy’s house. At the end of the day he ends up using you and dumping you. Then you have to start all over. 4. Sending your nude pictures : It’s really baffling why people do this even after so many people have landed in trouble for it. A number of girls have had their nude pictures shared online by angry boyfriends who wants to punish them. 5. Engagement ring : some girls have been wearing their engagement ring for over 10 years and the guy is not even talking anything about marriage. Are you lord of the rings? Open your eyes and move on. Also some ladies are wearing the engagement ring of man who doesn’t know their homes, neither has he seen any member of her family. If he is really serious about you, he would ask to know your family. 6. Cutting off all their friends and family : Some ladies will fight with anybody who tries to tell them the truth about their relationship. Some ladies become an island. It’s just them and their boyfriends. When he decides he doesn’t want you anymore, what happens? By then you have chased away all those who would have been there for you. 7. Becoming his maid : Some girlfriends have become their boyfriend’s cleaner, washing machine, cook and the list goes on. There’s nothing wrong with doing things for your man every once in a while but when it becomes a regular thing and he makes it your duty then it is wrong. It’s not like he has paid your bride price so why should you be slaving for him. 8. Remain in an abusive relationship : Why would you remain with a guy who beats you blue black on a regular basis just because you are in love? Stop deceiving yourself that he will change better run for your life before he ends up killing you. There are better men out there. 9. Swearing to a blood oath : This is a ‘NO NO’. Many people have had to go for deliverance to break such oaths. Some others are still suffering the consequences of blood oaths they made years ago. 10. Going out with a man who doesn’t respect other women : If he abuses his mother, beats his sisters, disrespects every woman around him except you, he will surely do same to you some day. It is only a matter of time. 11. Fighting because of a man : Some girls don’t mind embarra$$ing themselves and getting nak*d while fighting dirty in public because of one man that doesn’t even love you. If you catch your man with another girl, why fight the girl? It’s not like she put a gun on his head, forcing him to cheat on you. 12. Staying in a loveless relationship: You are very much aware that he does not love you, yet you will remain in the relationship, doing everything possible to keep him. If he doesn’t love you, leave him alone and find someone who loves you. Life is too short to be wasting your love on a man whose mind is somewhere else. 13. Staying with a chronic cheat: You know there are other women in his life but you chose to remain in the relationship in the name of love hoping he will eventually choose you as wife at the end of the day. 14. Giving in to $ex because he promise you marriage: Many have given in and have been dumped. Don’t join the list. 15. Stalking their ex : If it’s over, dust yourself up and try again. Some girls will dial the number of their ex with an unknown number and when he picks, they hang up or just remain silent. Stop stalking his posts on social media and keeping tabs on what he is up to. Life goes on. So Ladies, Gentlemen, what's your opinion? |
Hello folks I used to be one of those guys who don't believe in MMM. but I decided to take a risk.. do u know d truth behind this? Many people thinks it's a scam but for real.. people in it are making it for real. I'm a testimony ooo. my follow Nairalanders.. join me let's help one another.. what is mmm? it's a movement scheme where by we pay into one another's account with our spare money it's not an investment scheme. We only help each other by paying into one another's account... MMM (together we change the world) for more details WhatsApp 08188346073. I'm getting paid. Join me... WhatsApp 08188346073 |
Good Morning Nairalanders .. I know some people tend to ask this questions to their Lovers .. WHAT REALLY MATTERS TO YOU MONEY OR LOVE?? |
Happy Sunday folks.!! guess you are having this thought too? what if you're about to get married to your fiancee, and you really like your church and so does your spouse, and you both attend a different denomination, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna ditch your church for your fiance's let's know.... |
Happy Sunday folks.!! guess you are having this thought too? what if you're about to get married to your fiancee, and you really like your church and so does your spouse, and you both attend a different denomination, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna ditch your church for your fiance's let's know.... |
Hello fellas it has been a while.. school palava.. no time let me quickly post this. Actually, all guys can relate to this. The first time you tried to woe your crush. 1. You practicing before hand https://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/600x600p/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/18/42/87582757.jpg 2. But you have to boost your confidence [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcT6I71qhuBD8ccpQScR4uDkL11kHxDcUXXFymOzdVUzpqHtUqQf4R7A[/img] 3. The way your heart skips when you see her walk by [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaY_9v85ZG-J6cONdZpkjItSifIlz-6ghbslwx_gDnzaMB484gLrm7o9_q[/img] 4. Your reaction When she's almost coming your way and you've totally forgotten what to say. ![]() [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4L1ahWLHG_FizFUFywPUfJqW6VsUdcihdsyjAEhYen4Iign-RpsnBLlY[/img] Damn God help me 5. But you finally swallowed the fear. you swallowing your fear.. [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIhYgNDZ4exu8UEA7z_f3a-lHSPVs_nGtqXSdZLnGCIIHJ6TevoEHZgw[/img] 6. And now you're chatting with her ![]() [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsLDDTTLa1giD4XNCmV0RdnIMEBD-HwB2qLa-mU54g5cjpiNomKNNR1ubk[/img] 7. the way your friends applaud you when you finally spoke with her [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhX74JCsRuuEeooRADDD6gUozxgZOfDtt1B5lnrYGAnZNkKGd8xTPZ4O0[/img] and you'll be like [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcREpaY_FvoJhRQnbp6PAq7CLNU55hKAn11Kd1ZgESeDm3lUL19EaPQvucI0[/img] 8. This is how you feel after successfully talking to your crush for the first time [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyxttyPqfWMX68MK7I6dxsvX7fMk96Nj-ygWTdPx5f2a5GLijqvOX0MGq7[/img] Abeg add your own joor.. ![]() |
Hello fellas it has been a while.. school palava.. no time let me quickly post this. Actually, all guys can relate to this. The first time you tried to woe your crush. 1. You practicing before hand https://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/600x600p/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/18/42/87582757.jpg 2. But you have to boost your confidence [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcT6I71qhuBD8ccpQScR4uDkL11kHxDcUXXFymOzdVUzpqHtUqQf4R7A[/img] 3. The way your heart skips when you see her walk by [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaY_9v85ZG-J6cONdZpkjItSifIlz-6ghbslwx_gDnzaMB484gLrm7o9_q[/img] 4. Your reaction When she's almost coming your way and you've totally forgotten what to say. ![]() [img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4L1ahWLHG_FizFUFywPUfJqW6VsUdcihdsyjAEhYen4Iign-RpsnBLlY[/img] Damn God help me 5. But you finally swallowed the fear. you swallowing your fear.. [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIhYgNDZ4exu8UEA7z_f3a-lHSPVs_nGtqXSdZLnGCIIHJ6TevoEHZgw[/img] 6. And now you're chatting with her ![]() [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsLDDTTLa1giD4XNCmV0RdnIMEBD-HwB2qLa-mU54g5cjpiNomKNNR1ubk[/img] 7. the way your friends applaud you when you finally spoke with her [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhX74JCsRuuEeooRADDD6gUozxgZOfDtt1B5lnrYGAnZNkKGd8xTPZ4O0[/img] and you'll be like [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcREpaY_FvoJhRQnbp6PAq7CLNU55hKAn11Kd1ZgESeDm3lUL19EaPQvucI0[/img] 8. This is how you feel after successfully talking to your crush for the first time [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyxttyPqfWMX68MK7I6dxsvX7fMk96Nj-ygWTdPx5f2a5GLijqvOX0MGq7[/img] Abeg add your own joor.. ![]() |
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1. When your parents tell you that you’re travelling to the village. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/squeeze-face.jpg Hay God! Why? 2. How your parents wake everybody up by 4am to start getting ready: https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kick-door-e1467012595939.jpg Hian! Are we washing the road? 3. When your mother packs the whole kitchen for trip that is just a few hours. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/why-drake-confused.png Mummy, calm down na. 4. When the person praying for journey mercies turns it into a church service. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/look-car-e1469083372654.jpg Oga, can we move? 5. How your parents squeeze you and your siblings at the back: https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sardine.jpg The worst. 6. When you still have to share the backseat with load that didn’t enter the boot. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/look-sad-car-e1469085322637.jpg What is it? Are we moving? 7. When your mother immediately starts playing her gospel music. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Slack-for-iOS-Upload-2.jpg Chai! 8. How your parents look at you if you try to play your own music. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/look-at-you.jpg “Are you a demon?” 9. Your father, if he has not seen banana and groundnut to buy. [img]http://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/strong-face.jpg/img] It is by force. 10. When your parents finally put off the AC because of petrol. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cry-boy-e1461145033801.jpg Kuku kill me. 11. When your father refuses to stop for you to use the toilet because he stopped an hour ago. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sit-e1462440191625.jpg Is it fair? 12. When one of your siblings farts in the car. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/kick-out-of-car.jpg UGH! 13. When the phone battery you’ve been managing finally dies. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sad-crying-zikoko.gif It’s all over. 14. You, when one of your siblings starts dozing off on your shoulder. ![]() https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sleeping_on_a_strangers_shoulder.jpg See this one. 15. When you and your siblings start fighting and your parents threaten to drop you on the road. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pim-e1466502145348.jpg Ah! No oh! 16. How you come down from the car when you finally reach your destination: https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/leave-dance-floor.gif FINALLY! Feel free to add yours joor!! ![]() |
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1. When you are struggling to find a sensible parking space. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/crying-dance-e1461058440699.jpg The struggle is real. 2. When you enter the supermarket and they tell you to drop your bag. ![]() https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/excuse-me.png Ugh! Can I be? 3. How you look at the security guard when they let other people enter with their bag. ![]() https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/look-back-1.jpg So, I’m the one that looks like a thief, abi? 4. How the attendants look at you when you ask where something is: ![]() https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/look-woman-disgust.jpg Ah! Sorry oh! 5. How the attendants look at you when you enter an aisle: https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/look-long-neck.jpg Can I be? 6. When you ask for a particular item and they say “it just finished.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/na-so.png It has always “just finished.” ![]() 7. When the cashier tells you their POS isn’t working. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/side-eye-e1449566009766.jpg Meaning what? 8. When you bring out cash and they now say they don’t have change. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/respect-yourself.jpg Please bring my N20, we are not friends. 9. When the price at the counter is different from the price you saw in the aisle. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crying-red-e1443393927729.jpg Is it fair? ![]() 10. When they tell you they don’t have any big nylon bags. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/joking.png I should now carry it on my head? ![]() 11. You, checking your receipt to see whether they scammed you. ![]() https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/looking.jpg Can’t trust these people. 12. When the security guard checks your receipt but doesn’t check your bags. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/point-e1467300394869.png How do you now know I didn’t steal? 13. When they now start doing “happy weekend” while you are leaving. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/look-wonder-e1461148696572.jpg Better leave my side. A beg add your experience jooor... |
1. When you are struggling to find a sensible parking space. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/crying-dance-e1461058440699.jpg The struggle is real. 2. When you enter the supermarket and they tell you to drop your bag. ![]() https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/excuse-me.png Ugh! Can I be? 3. How you look at the security guard when they let other people enter with their bag. ![]() https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/look-back-1.jpg So, I’m the one that looks like a thief, abi? 4. How the attendants look at you when you ask where something is: ![]() https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/look-woman-disgust.jpg Ah! Sorry oh! 5. How the attendants look at you when you enter an aisle: https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/look-long-neck.jpg Can I be? 6. When you ask for a particular item and they say “it just finished.” https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/na-so.png It has always “just finished.” ![]() 7. When the cashier tells you their POS isn’t working. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/side-eye-e1449566009766.jpg Meaning what? 8. When you bring out cash and they now say they don’t have change. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/respect-yourself.jpg Please bring my N20, we are not friends. 9. When the price at the counter is different from the price you saw in the aisle. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crying-red-e1443393927729.jpg Is it fair? ![]() 10. When they tell you they don’t have any big nylon bags. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/joking.png I should now carry it on my head? ![]() 11. You, checking your receipt to see whether they scammed you. ![]() https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/looking.jpg Can’t trust these people. 12. When the security guard checks your receipt but doesn’t check your bags. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/point-e1467300394869.png How do you now know I didn’t steal? 13. When they now start doing “happy weekend” while you are leaving. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/look-wonder-e1461148696572.jpg Better leave my side. A beg add your experience jooor... |
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The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has advanced reasons for its decision to issue a Certificate of Return to Mr Uche Ogah who came second at the last Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) governorship primaries in Abia State. INEC National Commissioner in charge of the South East, Amb. Lawrence Nwuruku said the commission only kowtowed to the lawful order of a court. Nwuruku added that as a citizen, he could go to jail if he flouts a valid court order. He said if the court tomorrow orders a reversal of the action, INEC would not hesitate to do its bidding. "The situation is that we are simply obeying the court order. The court said with immediate effect without wasting of time, we should issue him Certificate of Return and that is what we have done - to obey the court order. If the court tomorrow issues another order, we would obey the same. By the grace of God, I am the INEC Commissioner in charge of South East. I'll do the same thing if the court orders us to do so. If court says we should issue the same certificate to another person. In this case, court ordered us to issue a Certificate of Return to the person who won the election and that is Uche Ogah. I was the person who gave the Certificate of Return to Gov. Ikpeazu as he was declared winner. Now, the court has said otherwise. One thing we know is that we are not above the law and we cannot disobey the laws of the land. After the court, another person we obey in our land is God and my conscience is my God. Another thing that guides us is the court and we must obey its order with immediate effect. If you were in the court that day, and I urge you the media, to go and study the court ruling very well, it was wonderful; it was direct", he said. Speaking in the same vein, INEC’s Director of Publicity, Oluwole Osaze-Uzi, had earlier stated that the decision followed an order by an Abuja Federal High Court directing INEC to immediately issue Certificate of Return to Mr. Ogah. Justice Okon Abang of the court had Monday asked INEC to issue the Certificate of Return issued to Mr Ogah. Justice Abang, had ruled that on the account of fake tax returns during the primaries, Mr Ikpeazu, ab initio was never qualified to run in the PDP primaries as a governorship candidate. He consequently ordered the Chief Judge of the state to swear in Uche Ogah as the substantive Governor of Abia State. source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/abia-issued-certificate-return-uche-ogah-inec/ |
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You have the opportunity to see that the “other
side of the fence,” (i.e. being in a relationship),
isn’t necessarily greener. It’s just different.