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BusinessRe: What Business Should I Venture In With N500k Startup Capital ? by christopheru(m): 1:10pm On Nov 29, 2016
soldierdollar:
I am a 25 year old graduate and waiting to be deployed for NYSC (wish it were scrapped though sad ) . I have been blogging for 4 months and was able to earn and save about N500,000 (3 month salary )
As lucrative as it may seem, I don't want to depend solely on blogging as I want to expand my income streams .
I need someone to suggest a business which will not require much of my attention ( an employee might do ) and will allow me much time to tend to my blog.

Startup capital should not go beyond #500,000

Lalasticlala front page please sad
My brother the only option I'm seeing is MMM I'm an undergraduate from imo state... 300k will yield u more than 500k in 3 months.. I'm not joking oo. God is my witness.. I to am I living testimony.. call me bro for more details 08188346073 your 30% increase is guaranteed...I wish us best bro..
BusinessRe: What Business Should I Venture In With N500k Startup Capital ? by christopheru(m): 1:08pm On Nov 29, 2016
My brother the only option I'm seeing is MMM I'm an undergraduate from imo state... 300k will yield u more than 500k in 3 months.. I'm not joking oo. God is my witness.. I to am I living testimony.. call me bro for more details 08188346073 I wish us best bro..
BusinessRe: I Have 80k, What business Can I Venture In? by christopheru(m): 1:48pm On Nov 23, 2016
MMM saving Nigerians from d pit of recession since 2015...
PoliticsIf Goodluck Jonathan Runs2019 Presidency Will U Vote Him In? by christopheru(op): 4:03pm On Nov 21, 2016
Good Afternoon Nairalanders.. my friends n I were discussing about this topic so I decided to bring it right here..
If Goodluck should be running for 2019 presidential election will u vote him in??
Give reasons for ur answer

To me I'll vote in GEJ because this current administration hasn't done any positive thing as far as I'm concerned this is the most confused set of administration ever...
InvestmentRe: 12 Facts You Need To Know About MMM by christopheru(op): 1:40pm On Nov 14, 2016
WhatsApp me 08188346073 for details on how to join
PhonesWhich Phone Is The Worst Phone You’ve Ever Used Back Then Or Presently? by christopheru(op): 9:49pm On Nov 06, 2016
Which Phone is the Worst Phone you’ve ever
used back then or Presently?
I've to many casted phones but the one that nearly gave me a heart attack was my Blackberry TOUR.. Na me use my hand break am grin grin

So what's d worst phone you've ever used (presently included)
PhonesRe: Get Glo Gift-data, Here, Now. by christopheru(m): 7:55am On Nov 04, 2016
kunlexy0807:
I have 100mb...are u in?
08115312160 call me 75mb
Investment12 Facts You Need To Know About MMM by christopheru(op): 10:02am On Oct 29, 2016
****12 FACTS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MMM****
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PHONE NUMBER :: WhatsApp 08188346073
________________________________________________
*12 FACTS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MMM*

1:MMM is an innovative and experimental platform where people donate money directly to each other.

2:There are no investors and no investments in MMM. Money is not invested in any asset. Money is donated to the other person.

3:Everything depends on the members themselves: they develop the Community making it sustainable and creating a permanent process of the exchange of
donations.

4:MMM members are rewarded with Mavro after they donate help to other members of the Community

5: 30% per month is not an interest rate, but an expected growth rate of Mavro.

6: Growth rate of Mavro and its amount can be adjusted at any moment for the benefit of the Community.

7: Mavro is like scores or grades in colleges. Where do grades come from? Is it possible for grades to be out of stock? Grades are taken from nowhere. Students get grades according to their performance. This is the same with Mavros. Mavro is an evaluation of the contribution made by a participant for the development of the Community.

8: MMM is a self-adjusting Community. The algorithms of matching senders and receivers and algorithms of Mavro reward constantly get adjusted and improved MMM cannot crash because it cannot pay its members. This is due to the fact that MMM is not a corporation involved in financial transactions, MMM just connect senders and receivers.

9: The main factor in the MMM Community is its members’ behaviour. The aim of MMM is not to make people rich, but to change their mindset, to encourage people to share what they have with others. Members should not treat MMM as a money making scheme.

10: MMM members can choose the time when they provide and get help. Usually members follow the principle: donate when you have spare money and ask for money when you need to buy something for your family. MMM wants to increase the velocity of money. No need to keep money: share it with others.

11: MMM wants to emphasize the importance of work and productive labour. You should work not because you get paid for that (working just for money is something like selling your soul or body).
People should work consciously and deliberately for their personal and public benefit.ou have spare money and ask for money when you need to buy something for your family. MMM wants to increase the velocity of money. No need to keep money: share it with others.

12: MMM wants to emphasize the importance of work and productive labour. You should work not because you get paid for that (working just for money is something like selling your soul or body). People should work consciously and deliberately for their personal and public benefit.
EducationLasu 2nd Screening For Prospective Students by christopheru(op): 7:43am On Oct 29, 2016
Pls have anyone been able to register online. if yes how did you go about it?
the process seems to be complicated... how much did it cost you?
pls your replies can help someone today. thanks
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by christopheru(m): 10:41pm On Oct 28, 2016
stevenson007:
Please for those thinking of cutting cost don't do the registration yourself. If you can find your way to the school (Ojo Campus), it will be done perfectly well for you there.

I was able to register 7 students today the process of finishing one took some time. From the epayment to the scannings to the adjustments to the filling and filling of data upon data and careful preview of the data entered! Please take the pain to review your details as a slight mistake might earn you another year at home!

So please visit a cafe inside the school where it will be done carefully!

Anyone interested can also contact me on 08100767749 if you are coming to the school and you can come i can still register you.

You will need three documents to be scanned and uploaded: Your passport photograph, your waec result/certificate and Jamb result.
pls how much does it take to do this
RomanceRe: Top 10 Reasons Why Being Single Is NOT Pathetic Or Even Bad by christopheru(op): 12:31pm On Oct 28, 2016
Hit cheesy
RomanceTop 10 Reasons Why Being Single Is NOT Pathetic Or Even Bad by christopheru(op): 12:29pm On Oct 28, 2016
https://thelstop.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Single.jpg

10) You’re more open to going somewhere or doing something different, adding to your life experience and making you a more well-rounded person i.e. INTERESTING.

9) It’s a time when you’re most likely to take a leap and make some changes whether physical: new ‘do or new tat, spiritual: feed your soul, or mental: change your attitude.

cool You have the opportunity to see that the “other side of the fence,” (i.e. being in a relationship), isn’t necessarily greener. It’s just different.

7) It’s a perfect time to take inventory on your actions, thoughts and behaviors that make it difficult to have a healthy relationship. No one is perfect and we all have a part in what didn’t work. Learn from it. Take steps to change it. Clear the slate and be ready to be a better partner, IF that’s what you want.

6) It’s also a time when you’re 100% yourself. You approach meeting new people or participating in new activities with an open energy whether you’re conscious of it or not.

5) You’re literally free to do whatever makes you happy without having to take anyone else’s feelings and/or opinions into account.

4) No disagreements, conflicts, compromises, explanations, accommodations, limitations, restrictions, etc. allowing you to focus your energy on making life better for yourself.

3) You tend to be healthier and take better care of yourself because you want to look good and be attractive to a potential date. Better yet, just do it for yourself!

2) You hang out more often with other singles so your social/recreational life becomes more vibrant and diverse.

1) You have the opportunity to spend more alone time to regroup, nurture your soul and reflect on what you want out of life.
Romance15 ‘stup*d’ Things Girls Do In The Name Of Love – See Number 8 by christopheru(op): 3:27pm On Oct 25, 2016
Being in love is a beautiful thing and it can make you do things you wouldn’t normally do. If you have ever fallen head over heels in love with a special someone, you will agree that love can be as dangerous a drug as cocaine or heroin. The effect of being in love on the brain is comparable to the effect of the chemicals that are released when you take cocaine or heroin. If you have heard that love makes people crazy or stup*d, it could be because being in love actually does make chemical changes to the brain. Because the feeling of love is so addicting, some people have been known to do very crazy and stup*d things. Below are some things which many consider stup*d that women do in the name of love, especially in the early stages of their relationship.
1. Giving your money to a man : Some ladies will go to whatever length to keep a man, who obviously doesn’t love them. Some will steal their parents money to give to their man. Some men have refused to make themselves useful and rely on some stup*d girl, who brings all her salary to him at the end of the month while he sits at home and helps her spend it. Some girls have even used their school fees to celebrate birthday for a man.
2. Sharing some really dark secrets : It’s not wrong to share some secrets with a man you are sure loves you and wants to marry you but some things are better left unsaid. Does your man share his own secret with you? If not, why should you share yours?
3. Living with a man who has not paid your bride price : This is what we call co-habitation. Most ladies are guilty of this one. They get into a relationship and before you know it they have packed all their property to the guy’s house. At the end of the day he ends up using you and dumping you. Then you have to start all over.
4. Sending your nude pictures : It’s really baffling why people do this even after so many people have landed in trouble for it. A number of girls have had their nude pictures shared online by angry boyfriends who wants to punish them.
5. Engagement ring : some girls have been wearing their engagement ring for over 10 years and the guy is not even talking anything about marriage. Are you lord of the rings? Open your eyes and move on. Also some ladies are wearing the engagement ring of man who doesn’t know their homes, neither has he seen any member of her family. If he is really serious about you, he would ask to know your family.
6. Cutting off all their friends and family : Some ladies will fight with anybody who tries to tell them the truth about their relationship. Some ladies become an island. It’s just them and their boyfriends. When he decides he doesn’t want you anymore, what happens? By then you have chased away all those who would have been there for you. 7. Becoming his maid : Some girlfriends have become their boyfriend’s cleaner, washing machine, cook and the list goes on. There’s nothing wrong with doing things for your man every once in a while but when it becomes a regular thing and he makes it your duty then it is wrong. It’s not like he has paid your bride price so why should you be slaving for him.

8. Remain in an abusive relationship : Why would you remain with a guy who beats you blue black on a regular basis just because you are in love? Stop deceiving yourself that he will change better run for your life before he ends up killing you. There are better men out there.
9. Swearing to a blood oath : This is a ‘NO NO’. Many people have had to go for deliverance to break such oaths. Some others are still suffering the consequences of blood oaths they made years ago.
10. Going out with a man who doesn’t respect other women : If he abuses his mother, beats his sisters, disrespects every woman around him except you, he will surely do same to you some day. It is only a matter of time.
11. Fighting because of a man : Some girls don’t mind embarra$$ing themselves and getting nak*d while fighting dirty in public because of one man that doesn’t even love you. If you catch your man with another girl, why fight the girl? It’s not like she put a gun on his head, forcing him to cheat on you.
12. Staying in a loveless relationship: You are very much aware that he does not love you, yet you will remain in the relationship, doing everything possible to keep him. If he doesn’t love you, leave him alone and find someone who loves you. Life is too short to be wasting your love on a man whose mind is somewhere else.
13. Staying with a chronic cheat: You know there are other women in his life but you chose to remain in the relationship in the name of love hoping he will eventually choose you as wife at the end of the day.
14. Giving in to $ex because he promise you marriage: Many have given in and have been dumped. Don’t join the list.
15. Stalking their ex : If it’s over, dust yourself up and try again. Some girls will dial the number of their ex with an unknown number and when he picks, they hang up or just remain silent. Stop stalking his posts on social media and keeping tabs on what he is up to. Life goes on.
So Ladies, Gentlemen, what's your opinion?
InvestmentHow I Made 30%of My Cash In A Month. by christopheru(op): 5:44pm On Oct 24, 2016
Hello folks I used to be one of those guys who don't believe in MMM. but I decided to take a risk.. do u know d truth behind this? Many people thinks it's a scam but for real.. people in it are making it for real. I'm a testimony ooo. my follow Nairalanders.. join me let's help one another..

what is mmm? it's a movement scheme where by we pay into one another's account with our spare money
it's not an investment scheme. We only help each other by paying into one another's account...
MMM (together we change the world) for more details WhatsApp 08188346073.


I'm getting paid. Join me... WhatsApp 08188346073
RomanceWhat Matters Most To You, Money Or Love? by christopheru(op): 6:52am On Sep 17, 2016
Good Morning Nairalanders .. I know some people tend to ask this questions to their Lovers .. WHAT REALLY MATTERS TO YOU MONEY OR LOVE??
Christianity EtcWould You Change Your Church Because Of Fiancee? by christopheru(op): 3:13pm On Sep 11, 2016
Happy Sunday folks.!!

guess you are having this thought too? cheesy what if you're about to get married to your fiancee, and you really like your church and so does your spouse, and you both attend a different denomination, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna ditch your church for your fiance's let's know....
RomanceWould You Change Your Church Because Of Fiancee? by christopheru(op): 2:54pm On Sep 11, 2016
Happy Sunday folks.!!

guess you are having this thought too? cheesy what if you're about to get married to your fiancee, and you really like your church and so does your spouse, and you both attend a different denomination, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna ditch your church for your fiance's let's know....
Jokes Etc8 Pics Guys Toasting For D 1st Time Can Relate To. by christopheru(op): 2:30pm On Sep 09, 2016
Hello fellas it has been a while.. school palava.. no time let me quickly post this. Actually, all guys can relate to this. The first time you tried to woe your crush.

1. You practicing before hand grin grin
https://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/600x600p/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/18/42/87582757.jpg

2. But you have to boost your confidence grin grin
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcT6I71qhuBD8ccpQScR4uDkL11kHxDcUXXFymOzdVUzpqHtUqQf4R7A[/img]

3. The way your heart skips when you see her walk by grin grin
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaY_9v85ZG-J6cONdZpkjItSifIlz-6ghbslwx_gDnzaMB484gLrm7o9_q[/img]

4. Your reaction When she's almost coming your way and you've totally forgotten what to say. grin grin
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4L1ahWLHG_FizFUFywPUfJqW6VsUdcihdsyjAEhYen4Iign-RpsnBLlY[/img]
Damn God help me

5. But you finally swallowed the fear. you swallowing your fear.. grin grin
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIhYgNDZ4exu8UEA7z_f3a-lHSPVs_nGtqXSdZLnGCIIHJ6TevoEHZgw[/img]

6. And now you're chatting with her cheesy cheesy
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsLDDTTLa1giD4XNCmV0RdnIMEBD-HwB2qLa-mU54g5cjpiNomKNNR1ubk[/img]

7. the way your friends applaud you when you finally spoke with her cheesy grin
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhX74JCsRuuEeooRADDD6gUozxgZOfDtt1B5lnrYGAnZNkKGd8xTPZ4O0[/img] and you'll be like
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcREpaY_FvoJhRQnbp6PAq7CLNU55hKAn11Kd1ZgESeDm3lUL19EaPQvucI0[/img]

8. This is how you feel after successfully talking to your crush for the first time grin grin
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyxttyPqfWMX68MK7I6dxsvX7fMk96Nj-ygWTdPx5f2a5GLijqvOX0MGq7[/img]

Abeg add your own joor.. grin grin grin
Romance8 Pics All Guys Toasting For The 1st Time Can Relate To.. by christopheru(op): 7:29pm On Sep 08, 2016
Hello fellas it has been a while.. school palava.. no time let me quickly post this. Actually, all guys can relate to this. The first time you tried to woe your crush.

1. You practicing before hand grin grin
https://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/600x600p/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/18/42/87582757.jpg

2. But you have to boost your confidence grin grin
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcT6I71qhuBD8ccpQScR4uDkL11kHxDcUXXFymOzdVUzpqHtUqQf4R7A[/img]

3. The way your heart skips when you see her walk by grin grin
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaY_9v85ZG-J6cONdZpkjItSifIlz-6ghbslwx_gDnzaMB484gLrm7o9_q[/img]

4. Your reaction When she's almost coming your way and you've totally forgotten what to say. grin grin
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4L1ahWLHG_FizFUFywPUfJqW6VsUdcihdsyjAEhYen4Iign-RpsnBLlY[/img]
Damn God help me

5. But you finally swallowed the fear. you swallowing your fear.. grin grin
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQIhYgNDZ4exu8UEA7z_f3a-lHSPVs_nGtqXSdZLnGCIIHJ6TevoEHZgw[/img]

6. And now you're chatting with her cheesy cheesy
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsLDDTTLa1giD4XNCmV0RdnIMEBD-HwB2qLa-mU54g5cjpiNomKNNR1ubk[/img]

7. the way your friends applaud you when you finally spoke with her cheesy grin
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQhX74JCsRuuEeooRADDD6gUozxgZOfDtt1B5lnrYGAnZNkKGd8xTPZ4O0[/img] and you'll be like
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcREpaY_FvoJhRQnbp6PAq7CLNU55hKAn11Kd1ZgESeDm3lUL19EaPQvucI0[/img]

8. This is how you feel after successfully talking to your crush for the first time grin grin
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyxttyPqfWMX68MK7I6dxsvX7fMk96Nj-ygWTdPx5f2a5GLijqvOX0MGq7[/img]

Abeg add your own joor.. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Whats Your Biggest Turn Off Girls/guys by christopheru(m): 1:45pm On Sep 06, 2016
Vizkizz:
Turn on: Yansh and breast

Turn off: Too much yansh and breast undecided
lol grin grin
EducationRe: Unilag Post Utme Screening Result Is Out!! by christopheru(m): 3:34pm On Sep 03, 2016
cool the goddamn site is too slow. Traffic is much shocked
Jokes Etc16 Moments Dat Are Too Real If U Have Ever Traveled Wit Ur Parents By Road. by christopheru(op): 4:20pm On Jul 21, 2016
1. When your parents tell you that
you’re travelling to the village.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/squeeze-face.jpg
Hay God! Why?

2. How your parents wake everybody
up by 4am to start getting ready:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kick-door-e1467012595939.jpg
Hian! Are we washing the road?

3. When your mother packs the whole
kitchen for trip that is just a few hours.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/why-drake-confused.png
Mummy, calm down na.

4. When the person praying for journey
mercies turns it into a church service.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/look-car-e1469083372654.jpg
Oga, can we move?

5. How your parents squeeze you and
your siblings at the back:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sardine.jpg
The worst.

6. When you still have to share the
backseat with load that didn’t enter the
boot.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/look-sad-car-e1469085322637.jpg
What is it? Are we moving?

7. When your mother immediately
starts playing her gospel music.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Slack-for-iOS-Upload-2.jpg
Chai!

8. How your parents look at you if you
try to play your own music.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/look-at-you.jpg
“Are you a demon?”

9. Your father, if he has not seen
banana and groundnut to buy.
[img]http://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/strong-face.jpg/img]
It is by force.

10. When your parents finally put off the
AC because of petrol.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cry-boy-e1461145033801.jpg
Kuku kill me.

11. When your father refuses to stop for
you to use the toilet because he
stopped an hour ago.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sit-e1462440191625.jpg
Is it fair?

12. When one of your siblings farts in
the car. grin grin
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/kick-out-of-car.jpg
UGH!

13. When the phone battery you’ve
been managing finally dies.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sad-crying-zikoko.gif
It’s all over.

14. You, when one of your siblings
starts dozing off on your shoulder. grin
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sleeping_on_a_strangers_shoulder.jpg
See this one.

15. When you and your siblings start
fighting and your parents threaten to
drop you on the road.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pim-e1466502145348.jpg
Ah! No oh!

16. How you come down from the car
when you finally reach your destination: cheesy grin
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/leave-dance-floor.gif
FINALLY!

Feel free to add yours joor!! cheesy cheesy
PhonesRe: Get Glo Gift-data, Here, Now. by christopheru(m): 12:59pm On Jul 17, 2016
BUGOFF:
kk. Callin u. Be patient, pls. I keep getting dis response as I try to send urs.
OK I have a way out. try calling my line with your Glo line. do you understand? it will work after then. this has happened to me before.
PhonesRe: Get Glo Gift-data, Here, Now. by christopheru(m): 5:56pm On Jul 16, 2016
BUGOFF:
I got 50mb. Left Glo for a while. Let me know if u r game. 07051189808.
I'm in.. Jolla my number 08115312160
PhonesRe: Get Glo Gift-data, Here, Now. by christopheru(m): 12:21pm On Jul 16, 2016
having 75mb who wanna trade?? 08115312160
PhonesRe: Get Glo Gift-data, Here, Now. by christopheru(m): 2:12pm On Jul 14, 2016
water060:
who wanna trade I have 500mb of glo here is my number 08059158000. let's trade. drop ur number.
let's trade 75mb.. 08115312160
Romance13 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Have Ever Visited Nigerian Supermarkets by christopheru(op): 9:36am On Jul 01, 2016
1. When you are struggling to find a
sensible parking space.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/crying-dance-e1461058440699.jpg
The struggle is real.

2. When you enter the supermarket and
they tell you to drop your bag. grin cheesy
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/excuse-me.png
Ugh! Can I be?

3. How you look at the security guard
when they let other people enter with
their bag. grin grin
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/look-back-1.jpg
So, I’m the one that looks like a thief, abi?

4. How the attendants look at you when
you ask where something is: grin grin
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/look-woman-disgust.jpg
Ah! Sorry oh!

5. How the attendants look at you when
you enter an aisle: cheesy cheesy
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/look-long-neck.jpg
Can I be?

6. When you ask for a particular item
and they say “it just finished.”
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/na-so.png
It has always “just finished.” grin cheesy

7. When the cashier tells you their POS
isn’t working.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/side-eye-e1449566009766.jpg
Meaning what?

8. When you bring out cash and they
now say they don’t have change.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/respect-yourself.jpg
Please bring my N20, we are not friends.

9. When the price at the counter is
different from the price you saw in the
aisle.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crying-red-e1443393927729.jpg
Is it fair? grin

10. When they tell you they don’t have
any big nylon bags.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/joking.png
I should now carry it on my head? grin grin

11. You, checking your receipt to see
whether they scammed you. grin grin grin
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/looking.jpg
Can’t trust these people.

12. When the security guard checks
your receipt but doesn’t check your
bags. grin
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/point-e1467300394869.png
How do you now know I didn’t steal?

13. When they now start doing “happy
weekend” while you are leaving.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/look-wonder-e1461148696572.jpg
Better leave my side.

A beg add your experience jooor...
Nairaland General13 Pictures You Can Relate To If You’ve Ever Been To A Nigerian Supermarket by christopheru(op): 8:46am On Jul 01, 2016
1. When you are struggling to find a
sensible parking space.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/crying-dance-e1461058440699.jpg
The struggle is real.

2. When you enter the supermarket and
they tell you to drop your bag. grin cheesy
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/excuse-me.png
Ugh! Can I be?

3. How you look at the security guard
when they let other people enter with
their bag. grin grin
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So, I’m the one that looks like a thief, abi?

4. How the attendants look at you when
you ask where something is: grin grin
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Ah! Sorry oh!

5. How the attendants look at you when
you enter an aisle: cheesy cheesy
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Can I be?

6. When you ask for a particular item
and they say “it just finished.”
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It has always “just finished.” grin cheesy

7. When the cashier tells you their POS
isn’t working.
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Meaning what?

8. When you bring out cash and they
now say they don’t have change.
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Please bring my N20, we are not friends.

9. When the price at the counter is
different from the price you saw in the
aisle.
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Is it fair? grin

10. When they tell you they don’t have
any big nylon bags.
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I should now carry it on my head? grin grin

11. You, checking your receipt to see
whether they scammed you. grin grin grin
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Can’t trust these people.

12. When the security guard checks
your receipt but doesn’t check your
bags. grin
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How do you now know I didn’t steal?

13. When they now start doing “happy
weekend” while you are leaving.
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Better leave my side.

A beg add your experience jooor...
RomanceRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 5:10pm On Jun 30, 2016
NevetsIbot:
you tall pass, you no pass ciga aimu.
Black and white e bi cigar aimu.
Ori e fife bi highway Ibadan.
aya e gbangba bi signboard ijoba.
Epon e lile bi brake malam.


Those times they used to get me o... Choi... E pain me die
u mess hermattan catch eba cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 5:09pm On Jun 30, 2016
NevetsIbot:
you tall pass, you no pass ciga aimu.
Black and white e bi cigar aimu.
Ori e fife bi highway Ibadan.
aya e gbangba bi signboard ijoba.
Epon e lile bi brake malam.


Those times they used to get me o... Choi... E pain me die
u mess hermattan catch eba
PoliticsAbia Latest: Why We Issued Certificate Of Return To Uche Ogah – INEC by christopheru(op): 3:04pm On Jun 30, 2016
The Independent National Electoral Commission
(INEC) has advanced reasons for its decision to
issue a Certificate of Return to Mr Uche Ogah who
came second at the last Peoples Democratic
Party (PDP) governorship primaries in Abia State.
INEC National Commissioner in charge of the
South East, Amb. Lawrence Nwuruku said the
commission only kowtowed to the lawful order of
a court.
Nwuruku added that as a citizen, he could go to
jail if he flouts a valid court order.
He said if the court tomorrow orders a reversal of
the action, INEC would not hesitate to do its
bidding.
"The situation is that we are simply obeying the
court order.
The court said with immediate effect without
wasting of time, we should issue him Certificate
of Return and that is what we have done - to
obey the court order. If the court tomorrow issues
another order, we would obey the same. By the
grace of God, I am the INEC Commissioner in
charge of South East. I'll do the same thing if the
court orders us to do so.
If court says we should issue the same certificate
to another person. In this case, court ordered us
to issue a Certificate of Return to the person who
won the election and that is Uche Ogah. I was
the person who gave the Certificate of Return to
Gov. Ikpeazu as he was declared winner.
Now, the court has said otherwise. One thing we
know is that we are not above the law and we
cannot disobey the laws of the land. After the
court, another person we obey in our land is God
and my conscience is my God. Another thing that
guides us is the court and we must obey its order
with immediate effect.
If you were in the court that day, and I urge you
the media, to go and study the court ruling very
well, it was wonderful; it was direct", he said.
Speaking in the same vein, INEC’s Director of
Publicity, Oluwole Osaze-Uzi, had earlier stated
that the decision followed an order by an Abuja
Federal High Court directing INEC to immediately
issue Certificate of Return to Mr. Ogah.
Justice Okon Abang of the court had Monday
asked INEC to issue the Certificate of Return
issued to Mr Ogah.
Justice Abang, had ruled that on the account of
fake tax returns during the primaries, Mr Ikpeazu,
ab initio was never qualified to run in the PDP
primaries as a governorship candidate.
He consequently ordered the Chief Judge of the
state to swear in Uche Ogah as the substantive
Governor of Abia State.


source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/‎abia-issued-certificate-return-uche-ogah-inec/

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