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6. the one who will read your paper, shakes his head and walk away.

5. the one who won't stop laughing at our misery

4. the one who will go outside and start to prep for cheaters

3. The one who will be shouting up and down that he'll catch cheaters

2. The one who came there to sleep. what's his business

1. The one whose main Aim in life is to catch Cheaters

Students, Here are the types of invigilators we Have in our Institution of Higher learning today. Just sit back, relax and comment

Well, as a final yr student of Education and Accountancy I'll say Cost and Management Accounting, Advanced Auditing, Advanced Financial Accounting and Company Account. These courses r so though but we slayed. So if you're an Accountancy or Education & Accountancy Student and u concur with me Click like. if u don't concur click share.

Naijaaccountwiz:
Advanced Audit and Assurance and cost and management accounting. Only an insane person like me will choose Accounting as a profession

you're there. Those courses na die

hehehe cc; Christopheru he's single but not that cute or is he? I dunno i'm not gay

hehehe cc; Christopheru

ain't getting no serious replies here from dol ladies.

I keep hearing refiner. it's she the only girl here? cc; refiner

How true is this guys.
Most cute Girls R single Because Guys think they definitely have A Boyfriend
Mention that Nairaland Girl you think it's cute not Single.

CC; lalasticlala what have u to say about this

ang4156:
I was an ole skool slay queen. Now I am trying not to take care of anyone. It was hard enough caring for my demanding mother. Now, I don't know if I need a man. I give myself orgasm and I don't need a man financially.

who cares if u give yourself orgasm

Raine80:
Companionship, mind blowing coitus, pay my half of the bills,support and nurture his dreams, intelligent conversesations that have nothing to do with celebrities, argue about football and above all make memories together.

What is this one saying
Mind blowing reproduction

KennyID17:
Oya, what is it?

Just forget...

KennyID17:
Baba, do u know what I was talking about?
This one u dey open teeth!

why not

KennyID17:
Oh my Lady! I'm gon' fetch mas'a right away, him gon' set them slave catchers with them hounds on them runaways!!

I recommend 50 lashes my Lady! That way, ain't no nigga gon' think 'bout running

Love that accent, episode 9 gon' b lit!! U seen 8? Dropped today!

Mods do the needful

sinaj:
Same thing the guys offer

Like??

Hi fellow Nairalanders
I've been hearing things, reading posts from our ladies about broke or stingy guys. Well, it's quite disheartening that our ladies of this days have exchanged their own value just for for money. Most Ladies of these days don't have what I call sense of responsibility in a relationship. All they do is sit back n allow d guy to keep spending and if he doesn't, it will be that he's a broke as* who can't take care of his lady or he's being stingy.
This have been a long debate that do Most ladies just want a rich guy who's not stingy? The answer is a Hell Yeah.
But to the Ladies, What's really Your role in a relationship?? What do Ladies Really Have to offer in a relationship?
CC; Lalasticlala how u see d question?

BitchSlayer101:
He's kissing a man bro not a woman as he thought

OK I get

BitchSlayer101:
Bro how you feel kissing a man ?

yuk. don't say that again pls. vomits...

PapiSmith:
A guy asking this question seem awkward. Are you gay?
Don't you know the feeling?

PapiSmith:
A guy asking this question seem awkward. Are you gay?
Don't you know the feeling?

if u can read well you'll see I clearly said I crazy reactions. Pls don't start posting nonsense here

PapiSmith:
A guy asking this question seem awkward. Are you gay?
Don't you know the feeling?

PapiSmith:
A guy asking this question seem awkward. Are you gay?
Don't you know the feeling?

if u can read well you'll see I clearly said I crazy reactions. Pls don't start posting book nonsense here

reactions pls

Hello guys. It's been a long time. School things. been very busy tho. This is The current debate going on in my corner why do Men like women with huge boobs n ass.. Sounds crazy so We'll like to get some crazy answers.
And for d Ladies: Why do ladies like Tall guys with huge... u know....

Ben Hayward
The Portuguese scored the goals that saw Los Blancos through at the Santiago Bernabeu, but they had a big helping hand from the officials on Tuesday
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Cristiano Ronaldo was the hero once again. Just as he did in the last eight here against Wolfsburg a year ago, the Portuguese hit a hat-trick against another German team, this time Bayern Munich, to send Real Madrid into the Champions League semi-finals.
R eal Madrid knock out Bayern in extra time
The prolific Portuguese will take the plaudits and dominate the headlines, while the defending champions advance with what looked like a commanding victory in the end as they beat Bayern 6-3 on aggregate. But there was much more to it than that.
After a goalless first half with chances for both teams, Carlo Ancelotti's side levelled the tie at 2-2 from the penalty spot after Casemiro was adjudged to have fouled Arjen Robben. Robert Lewandowski scored it, but the Brazilian midfielder had already been booked and was extremely fortunate to stay on the pitch.
Casemiro could have been booked later on for diving as well, but also got away with that. Bayern's Arturo Vidal was less fortunate, however, and was shown a second yellow for what was a clean tackle.
At that point, the tie was level at 3-3 and Bayern were on top after Sergio Ramos' own goal had brought the Germans very much back in it by cancelling out Ronaldo's earlier header. And it was a dreadful decision because Vidal had beaten Marco Asensio to the ball fairly and squarely. It was not even a foul.
Ronaldo hits 100th C hampions League goal
So Bayern were down to 10 when it should have been Madrid playing with a numerical disadvantage. There was much more to come as well because when Ronaldo made it 4-3 on aggregate in extra time, he had clearly been offside. And when he added another after a remarkable run by Marcelo, again he was in an illegal position.
"We can say many great things about Ronaldo," Italy legend Paolo Rossi said on
Mediaset Premium . "We already knew that he is a great champion but the result tonight was completely falsified by certain incidents. There were four major episodes and all four went in favour of Real Madrid.
He was right on both points. Ronaldo is a great player and the Portuguese is so often the difference at this level. But there is no doubt that on this occasion, Madrid had the benefit of the decisions on a night when they so easily could have exited the continental competition.
"Why do we not have technology in football?" former Bayern and England midfielder Owen Hargreaves said on BT Sport . "It is unacceptable. To have that many decisions go wrong in a game of this magnitude. This game was decided by the referees."
It was and technology in football does exist, of course. It was utilised in the Club World Cup last December when Ronaldo also scored a hat-trick in an extra-time win (over Japanese side Kashima Antlers) and again in the recent friendly between Spain and France. But not, strangely, in the Champions League.
Isco: Madrid can win Liga & Champions League
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"We played against the best team in the tournament this year but we scored six goals and they only scored three, so we deserved to go through," Zidane said after the game when asked if the better side had lost.
Madrid may have gone through anyway, of course, but the competition's most successful side surely do not need such favours and while Ronaldo and Real will be jubilant, Bayern can feel extremely hard done by after a hugely controversial night in Madrid on Tuesday.
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Advice a friend of mine wanna travel to The U.S but it's in need of a teaching job. How easy is it to get the job n is it a nice pay? your advice pls whether to search for another job.