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adepeter26:
Will be back when it reaches FP.
LALASTICLALA wat do you think?

You share my thoughts

1. Thank him everyday for
‘saving’ you from the clutches of
spinsterhood.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/husband.png
You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal.

2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak
in the sheets on your wedding
night.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/freak.jpg
Just instinctively know how to do everything in the bedroom.

3.Remember to never ask questions, challenge him or disagree.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/shh.jpg
He is always right. Just leave it.

4.Lose that pregnancy weight right there on the delivery table.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Before-birth.jpg
Back to a size 8 immediately.

5.Never fall sick, complain or get tired.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/zikoko-superwoman.png
Basically be superwoman.

6. Have a washing machine, but still lovingly handwash his underwear.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hand-wash-1.jpg
That’s true love right there.

7.Always wake up before him so you can do “one or two things” around the house.
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSf7qccDAz-Dy_nHSITW3_EnLi7qAzBehsRRLCu5L3xEfVipwnmNe5wbSc[/img]
As a woman why should ur guy wake up before you? When its not like ur ill or pregnant? U should be doing 1 or 2 things b4 he wakes up!!!!

8.Get a well-paying job but make sure you never earn more than him.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/money.png
If they offer you a pay raise, turn it down.

9.Make sure that job doesn’t stop you from taking the kids to school, picking them, and helping with their homework.
https://f.tqn.com/y/singleparents/1/W/I/D/-/-/451992757.jpg
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmDHSeN-peeCWNsB5fYcgHGDSaBQ5BtB90crZU0jMd0U7gqeqflNviYbs[/img]
So, basically a 10 – 2 job. Don’t ask questions just find it.

10.Never cheat on your husband, but forgive him if he ever ‘accidentally’ cheats on you.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/naija-boyfriend.jpg
You know men will be men.

11. 11.Also remember to apologize when he cheats, because it was most likely your fault.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cry-man-woman.jpg
If you were being the perfect wife he wouldn’t have fallen inside another woman. Oya say sorry.

12. Figure out how to always have a hot meal waiting on the table before you get home.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/food.jpg
Just figure it out. Or what else do you want me to say?

13.Throw away that microwave, the food must always be freshly made.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/microwave.jpg
What are you warming?

14. Remember to always praise your husband whenever he does anything around the house.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/giphy-4.gif
Remember it’s your work, he is just helping.

15. Look like a supermodel while doing house chores.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-shot-2010-07-17-at-6.21.03-PM-e1465559851429.png
Don’t ever tie a wrapper in front of him. Do everything in heels. Lol

16. But never be indecently dressed in public or else
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ashawo.jpg
You know the drill.

Obey these rules and your man will be yours forever.
you can add your own rule..

1. Thank him everyday for
‘saving’ you from the clutches of
spinsterhood.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/husband.png
You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal.

2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak
in the sheets on your wedding
night.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/freak.jpg
Just instinctively know how to do everything in the bedroom.

3.Remember to never ask questions, challenge him or disagree.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/shh.jpg
He is always right. Just leave it.

4.Lose that pregnancy weight right there on the delivery table.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Before-birth.jpg
Back to a size 8 immediately.

5.Never fall sick, complain or get tired.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/zikoko-superwoman.png
Basically be superwoman.

6. Have a washing machine, but still lovingly handwash his underwear.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hand-wash-1.jpg
That’s true love right there.

7.Always wake up before him so you can do “one or two things” around the house.
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSf7qccDAz-Dy_nHSITW3_EnLi7qAzBehsRRLCu5L3xEfVipwnmNe5wbSc[/img]
As a woman why should ur guy wake up before you? When its not like ur ill or pregnant? U should be doing 1 or 2 things b4 he wakes up!!!!

8.Get a well-paying job but make sure you never earn more than him.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/money.png
If they offer you a pay raise, turn it down.

9.Make sure that job doesn’t stop you from taking the kids to school, picking them, and helping with their homework.
https://f.tqn.com/y/singleparents/1/W/I/D/-/-/451992757.jpg
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmDHSeN-peeCWNsB5fYcgHGDSaBQ5BtB90crZU0jMd0U7gqeqflNviYbs[/img]
So, basically a 10 – 2 job. Don’t ask questions just find it.

10.Never cheat on your husband, but forgive him if he ever ‘accidentally’ cheats on you.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/naija-boyfriend.jpg
You know men will be men.

11. 11.Also remember to apologize when he cheats, because it was most likely your fault.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cry-man-woman.jpg
If you were being the perfect wife he wouldn’t have fallen inside another woman. Oya say sorry.

12. Figure out how to always have a hot meal waiting on the table before you get home.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/food.jpg
Just figure it out. Or what else do you want me to say?

13.Throw away that microwave, the food must always be freshly made.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/microwave.jpg
What are you warming?

14. Remember to always praise your husband whenever he does anything around the house.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/giphy-4.gif
Remember it’s your work, he is just helping.

15. Look like a supermodel while doing house chores.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Screen-shot-2010-07-17-at-6.21.03-PM-e1465559851429.png
Don’t ever tie a wrapper in front of him. Do everything in heels. Lol

16. But never be indecently dressed in public or else
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/ashawo.jpg
You know the drill.

Obey these rules and your man will be yours forever.
you can add your own rule..

A lady buys goods worth Rs.200 from a shop. (shopkeeper is selling the goods with zero profit). The lady gives him Rs.1000 note. The shopkeeper gets the change from the next shop and keeps Rs.200 for himself and returns Rs.800 to the lady. Later the shopkeeper of the next shop comes with the Rs.1000 note saying “duplicate” and takes his money back. How much LOSS did the shopkeeper face?

Accept her back and It will be confirmed that your Years of Education was a total waste. She's only seeing you as a meal ticket. She left you with no option. Don't accept her back.WTF... Another Case of a determined Gold Digger.

Let her see you flirting with your current lover if you have one... She left you alone when you loved her. Which means, she never really loved you... and now...
She just got served so let her deal with it.

Countrygirl:
I belong to number six,i just sit quietly in church.......... I hate an 'oversabi' sitting close to me in church they won't even let u listen to the pastor.

for you mind. are you telling the truth

These are the reasons why Men are always happy

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1. Their Last name stays with them forever.

2. Phone conversation lasts for just 30 seconds flat.

3. A five day vacation requires only one Jean

4. If someone forgot to invite them, he can still be their friend.

5. The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades

6. They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes

7. They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they cheer and drink to that plus they become buddies

...Add Yours...
Cc: Lalasticlala

Rexhenrex:
u greedy sha,u still book ftc on top ur thread chai.end time op

hahahahaha your comment na end time comment

These are the reasons why Men are always happy

---

1. Their Last name stays with them forever.

2. Phone conversation lasts for just 30 seconds flat.

3. A five day vacation requires only one Jean

4. If someone forgot to invite them, he can still be their friend.

5. The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades

6. They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes

7. They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they cheer and drink to that plus they become buddies

...Add Yours...
Cc: Lalasticlala

Shake your head while looking at the pic and tell us what you see.
If you have a very high IQ and you shake your head fast enough you can even see 3 people. lol
Only few peeps can see that last person

who do you see

15. THOU SHALT NOT WEAR ATHLETIC SOCKS FOR OFFICIAL AND PROFESSIONAL OCCASIONS
https://i2.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/athletic-socks157.jpg?resize=400%2C490
The athletic socks is meant to be worn only for sports occasions or to the gym. When it comes to leather shoes, wear dark colored cotton or silk socks. Avoid all form of white socks by all means when dressed officially. There are more appropriate men’s dress socks, they come in different varieties, such as colorful, polka dot, funky and fun types.
FINAL WORDS

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In conclusion, don’t forget, your body is a temple — ensure you clothe it appropriately. Always keep your outfits coherent and matching in style to avoid committing these fashion sins.
Please feel free to drop your comments and contributions on the comment section below and share the story as well..

14. THOU MUST TUCK IN DRESS SHIRTS
https://i2.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tucked-in89ff97.jpg?resize=400%2C266
Your dress shirts are long for a reason, which is it has to be tucked in. This is why you shouldn’t wear dress shirts for casual setting, but if you must, they must be tailored shorter to come just above your crotch.

13. THOU SHALT NOT WEAR A NECK TIE WITH A TUXEDO
https://i0.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tuxedo-and-bow-tiec4bd5878.jpg?resize=400%2C600
A Tuxedo must always be worn with a bow tie, no exceptions at all!

12. THOU SHALT OBEY THE PRINCIPLES OF GROOMING
https://i2.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/well-groomedt-28.jpg?resize=400%2C524
Always being clean and well groomed is mandatory if you want to make a good impression. Take proper care of your hygiene, Use Antiperspirant deodorant spray on a daily basis, wear inner vest to always soak up the sweat, if you grow beards, ensure you keep it neat and well groomed. There should absolutely should be no hair underneath your chin on your neck area. Ensure you take your bath twice every day. Avoid dirty nails, take proper care of your hands and always keep your finger nails trim and dirt free. Remember, cleanliness is next to stylishness.

11. THOU SHALT NOT KEEP A BULKY WALLET OR A BULKY POCKET
https://i0.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bulky-pockets1.jpg?resize=300%2C303
https://i1.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bulky-pockets-fashion-mistakes_3.jpg?resize=302%2C300
We have all committed this fashion blunder at least once in our lives. But thank goodness for revelation, which confirms that it is a fashion sin to stay clear off. Walking around with bulging pockets is not sexy and stylish at all. If it’s your phone that is creating that bulge, have it inserted in your inner suit jacket or hold it in your palm when you walk. If it’s your wallet that’s creating the bulge, get a slimmer wallet or spend some time taking out all those credit card, debit card, business cards and receipts and only keep one or two you use on a weekly basis. Keep the rest in a safe place at home and only take them out when you need them.

10. THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THE WRONG TIE
https://i1.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/897d88b20e40cfd3b67c87b412447a44.jpg?resize=400%2C402
By all means avoid improper Tie Length – too short or too long can make you look incompetent. Avoid improper tie width: If you’re wearing a tie as part of your casual outfit, go for a slimmer tie instead of the wider ones. Only wear the wider ones for the office. Avoid Big, Fat, Wide Ties. The general rule for the right tie width is – not too wide, not too narrow? However, I would say your tie width should be proportional to your body type and dress shirt. Simple.

9. THOU SHALT NOT WEAR WRINKLED CLOTH
https://i0.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/neatly-ironed37be.jpg?resize=400%2C489
I have a former colleague of mine whose shirts is never neatly pressed, when I inquired as to why this is so, he always affirms that he ironed it. I figured out much later what was missing, – A Spray Starch. He never uses it, instead he sprinkles water on the shirt and irons it. First of all, keep all your clothes neatly ironed and wrinkle-free using a spray starch or better still invest in a good dry cleaner and he knows how to take care of your cloths. Secondly, it’s a good habit to always hang up all your clothes – never throwing them on the floor of your room after use.

8. THOU SHALT WEAR DRESS SOCKS THAT ARE LONG ENOUGH
https://i1.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/long-socks.jpg?resize=400%2C606
Your socks should always come up to your calves anytime you are wearing a trousers. You must not show any part of your bare legs, whether you are standing, sitting, walking or when you have your legs crossed.

7. THOU SHALT ALWAYS LEAVE THE LAST BUTTON OF YOUR DOUBLE BREASTED JACKET UNBUTTONED
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Never unbutton your double breasted jacket either while sitting or standing. This is because they have been designed that way so that the fabric overlap can be maintained. The general button rule for Jackets still applies, which is Thou shalt not fasten the bottom button of your jacket.

6. THOU SHALT NOT BUTTON SINGLE BREASTED JACKET WHILE SITTING
https://i0.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/unbuttoned-single-breasted-suit855aaae15.jpg?resize=400%2C541
You should always unbutton your single breasted jacket when sitting, while you may keep it all buttoned except the bottom button when standing. If your jacket has two buttons, when standing, only button the top one and leave the lower one unbuttoned. If the jacket has 3 buttons, you may fasten the top and middle button, but NEVER fasten the bottom/last button of your jacket.

5. THOU SHALT NOT WEAR IMPROPER TIE LENGTH
https://i2.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tie-length37b.jpg?resize=400%2C400
A man’s tie should always end at the center of his belt buckle when he stands upright. Having a tie that’s too short or too long, can make a man look incompetent. Whether you are tall or short, ensure your tie length doesn’t extend more than your belt buckle.

4. THOU SHALT NOT WEAR A BACK PACK WITH PROFESSIONAL ATTIRE OR NATIVE ATTIRE
https://i0.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/MESSENGER-BAG2-1.jpg?resize=400%2C329
This is very common among professionals. I see that a lot of guys commit this SIN at least 5 times in a week and all I can say in my heart is “Father forgive them for they do not know what they are doing”. It’s very unprofessional for a man in corporate attire or native wear/traditional attireto bring a backpack to work. I don’t care if it’s more comfortable or safer for you, it is simply a Fashion SIN which you must avoid at all cost unless you are a student, an athlete or a maintenance engineer who has to carry heavy work tools in their back pack. For a business man you should buy a nice briefcase or a messenger bag, by so doing, you maintain the professional look.

3. THOU SHALT NOT WEAR DIRTY SHOES
https://i2.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nice-clean-shoes.jpg?resize=400%2C601
Many guys are guilty of this particular sin, amongst them are bankers, accountants, IT Professionals etc. Daily cleaning of your shoe is synonymous to spiritual cleansing for your body and soul. Hence it is important to take proper care of your shoe like a stylish gentleman would do, free of scratches and any form of dirty.

2. THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THE WRONG SOCKS WITH TROUSERS
https://i0.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/img_20150915_093116.jpg?resize=400%2C400
The basic style rule for wearing men’s socks is “The color of your sock should match the color of your trousers”. Unfortunately many match their socks with their shoes, the ones that do this should ask for forgiveness and repent from their sins. This sin is ONLY pardonable, if it’s being committed for your style’s sake. For instance, when wearing bright colorful fashion socks [which obviously wouldn’t match with your trousers], simply ensure you avoid wearing them in extremely serious situations like important business meetings, pitching to potential investors [unless it’s for a fashion business] or funerals.

Here are lists of the 15 commandments that all men must abide by in order to continuously live a Stylish Life free from Fashion SIN. Enjoy!
1. THOU SHALT MATCH YOUR BELT TO YOUR SHOES
https://i0.wp.com/mrkoachman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/beltshoe1.jpg?resize=400%2C400
Ensure the color of your belt matches the color of your dress shoes. Black shoe should match with Black Belt, same goes for Brown. Although I see a lot of guys wearing a coffee brown belt with a plain brown shoe, claiming in ignorance that it’s okay so as long as it’s brown. This is pure Blasphemy, you must always match the exact color shade. Thou must also ensure that the finish of the belt matches with that of your shoe, for instance if your shoe has a wet-look then ensure you match it with a belt that has a wet look. Generally, for corporate dressing you should stick to tiny belts, whereas for casual shoes such as sneakers and canvas, you should wear a thicker casual belt. Finally, wear a brown belt for any suit that’s not black. No exceptions.

caught you laughing

corisande:
hahahehe

If at the end of the whole saga the government implements "Oral putme" instead of usual putme, it means that the primary list will be based on utme score and this first list will come directly from Jamb via school while other subsequent lists (supplementary lists) will come directly from school via Jamb. Note the difference here.

Now this is what will happen: -
First of all, screening cutoff mark will be reduced to favour good number of aspirants so that much people will take part in the screening in which ever form it will be either via oral or usual putme.
- School will increase the admission cutoff mark after the screening and as a result of this, only few people will be admitted in the primary list which school will send to Jamb for verification and there is a reason for that.
- After the release of primary list, a good number of
aspirants that will be cutoff from the primary list will
definitely go for supplementary admission where only those who will purchase the supplementary form will be eligible to be enrolled in the subsequent supplementary lists.
NOTE: Whether there will be oral putme
or usual putme,
there must be supplementary admission which involves
supplementary form. One of the reasons why government tends to stop
universities from conducting normal putme as usual is
because of extra excess charges some
universities attach to putme. Which ever way the screening goes, universities will still make that money they make during usual putme. Last year august, government brought out what was called single treasury account. A directive given by the Federal Government that all Federal accounts should be linked to ONE account via Central Bank Of Nigeria (CBN), so all Federal establiished institutions, companies, business, etc...so long its onwed by the Federal Government will then have one account linked to their various accounts and all payment be made to Federal Government account directly. Some institutions found a way to avoid
that, hence UNN
sold her supplementary form through bank draft. There will always be a way around things so long Nigeria is
concerned.

- One advantage of this new system of putme is that the
"magomago" which some universities do during putme will reduce but same "magomago" will increase during
supplementary admissions. As we know, supplementary lists make up nearly 80% of the admission lists. - People that have what it takes to do the "magomago" will get what they want in the supplementary admission lists even if they perform very poor in the oral screening or putme.

In summary, if oral putme is implemented instead of usual putme: -
Many institutions will cut 180 for the screening.
- Only few will be admitted in the primary list.
- Many will be admitted in the supplementary list because that will be the only option for many that will be cutoff from the primary list. - There may be increase in the amount of supplementary form by some institutions.
- There will be more rooms for sorting of admission as it is used to be. My advice is for everybody to read harder, be prepared to do what you can do and also expect whatever that comes out because there is "change"

dabimzy:
Bros no vex, she don forget am 4 market.

which kind market you dey talk about?

Ruq:
She auctioned the pants

lol. But there won't be high bids for it

kechforch:
Hahahaahaahahs. .no be here o@coconut rice

I dey tell you.