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Business › Re: 16 moments those depositing money in the bank can Relate To. (pics) by christopheru(op): 6:29am On Jun 15, 2016

how you'll be looking at the cashier when He/she is attending to other people while you're left stranded. grin

Business › Re: 16 moments those depositing money in the bank can Relate To. (pics) by christopheru(op): 6:26am On Jun 15, 2016

when the ATM DIDN'T PAY and you get into the bank. After all the hurdles, it reaches your turn and the cashier says "Pls Use the ATM it's working Now" grin

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Business › Re: 16 moments those depositing money in the bank can Relate To. (pics) by christopheru(op): 6:23am On Jun 15, 2016

When it's almost your turn and the person behind you is telling you. "Bulk Deposit should go upstairs" grin

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Business › Re: 16 moments those depositing money in the bank can Relate To. (pics) by christopheru(op): 6:20am On Jun 15, 2016

When you're at the lobby and you see someone maneuvering the queue. grin

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Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 8:24pm On Jun 14, 2016

omega25red:
How about: They never book a hotel because they spoke to a cousin last year about staying at his place when the family of 5 arrives. But, when you get there, the cousin stops picking up his phone

and you'll be left stranded. grin

[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsnD7U34L3OBDIzrRanCJDENSQmcRvfYHOcoBpAFwYzGAupp_h9sYHmKg[/img]
just like this. grin

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Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 8:12pm On Jun 14, 2016

Chanchit:

op is really on point.

exactly

Family › Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(op): 3:15pm On Jun 14, 2016

Mopricelezz:
This thread is Waoh just Waoh..

epic?

Family › Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(op): 1:45pm On Jun 14, 2016

evasweet:
Mr rule disher your rules aren't balanced ND that phrase"man must be man"being used to paint a sin is from the pit of hell.

na joke oh grin

Family › Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(op): 6:18am On Jun 14, 2016

cococandy:
Lmao. This thread is everything.

sure

Celebrities › Re: Creative OR Trash? Wizkid Pictured Sitting On A Toilet Seat For Fab Magazine by christopheru(op): 6:14am On Jun 14, 2016

praizeblog:
y brother.... na trash

ok. More Comments pls.

Celebrities › Creative OR Trash? Wizkid Pictured Sitting On A Toilet Seat For Fab Magazine by christopheru(op): 9:51pm On Jun 13, 2016

Creative OR Trash? Wizkid
Pictured Sitting On A Toilet
Seat For Fab Magazine

https://i0.wp.com/www.aeroberry.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/WIZKID-FAB-MAGAZINE-1.jpg?resize=400%2C400
After a stellar 4-city tour with Chris Brown around Europe, Wizkid is on a mission to break the internet as the cover star in FAB Magazine’s new digital edition.
The Starboy also wants the worldto know he’s a boss and moneyain’t a thing to him.
Watch behind-the-scene moments from the photoshoot with FAB.
https://i0.wp.com/www.aeroberry.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/FAB-COVER-PAGE-STARBOY-ISSUE-700x990.jpg?resize=700%2C990

So what do you say? DOPE OR TRASH?

Romance › Re: Lesson i Learnt Today About Girls And Their Way Of Life by christopheru(m): 8:59pm On Jun 13, 2016

jboy73:
Ab0ki sit down.

Even guys are like that... It happens everywhere in the world... Your friend should move on with His unplanned life.

Haven't you heard of cases where guy dump their 10years sweetheart to marry one village bimbo their mother recommended for them?

I repeat... Go and sit down.

Romance › Re: Lesson i Learnt Today About Girls And Their Way Of Life by christopheru(m): 8:56pm On Jun 13, 2016

jboy73:
Ab0ki sit down.

Even guys are like that... It happens everywhere in the world... Your friend should move on with His unplanned life.

Haven't you heard of cases where guy dump their 10years sweetheart to marry one village bimbo their mother recommended for them?

I repeat... Go and sit down.

omo e pain you oh.. grin

hahahahahaha

Family › Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(op): 8:50pm On Jun 13, 2016

Amicable24:
Op must be high on Oshogbo weed Hahahahhahaaaaaa

I think you're high on Dusting Powder grin

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Family › Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(op): 8:45pm On Jun 13, 2016

Amicable24:
Following...
But then I noticed dat d op must be a [size=15pt]Male Chauvinist[/size] if he's expecting all these from a woman jst to be loved back by her man[size=15pt]SLAVERY IN MARRIAGE[/size].. (Not all though, I still agree with some)
OP, the poster above me and others in support of the motion, when u find such a woman do let us knw..
Meanwhile..

I think You are Sixes and sevens if you believe that this post is a serious one. This is just for fun but some numbers are actually correct but not all.. Why can't you for once reason?
Numbers 4,5,8,10,11,15 are for fun man. Cheer up and stop being un necessarily flustered. grin

Family › Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(op): 8:35pm On Jun 13, 2016

Kaira333:
Op I know dis is for fun.

yeah
You think fast joor. Forget what these guys are saying. This is just for fun. grin

Family › Re: 16 Rules On How To Be The Perfect Nigerian Wife by christopheru(op): 8:33pm On Jun 13, 2016

lilmax:
When he cheats forgive him,its your fault

Signed and sealed

Your head is there grin

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Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 11:35am On Jun 13, 2016

adedayourt:
booked

you have to pay for that Land cheesy

Business › Re: 16 moments those depositing money in the bank can Relate To. (pics) by christopheru(op): 10:50am On Jun 13, 2016

chistev12:
https://http-www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/3085278/18-pictures-every-nigerian-done?iorg_service_id_internal=803478443041409%3BAfqW_GUJVLJ28GAM

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Business › Re: 16 moments those depositing money in the bank can Relate To. (pics) by christopheru(op): 10:49am On Jun 13, 2016

amAZEing:
Just strolling, na the trending madNezz be dis.

yes oh

Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 10:05am On Jun 13, 2016

SANDOSKI:
We wey dey follow our parents through land transport......especially ABC, PEACE, NEW NYANYA, IFESINACHI, BENUE LINKS, RHEMA, _______

*Mummy, mummy buy me gala...

*Emeka, shebi I tell you say make you chop food dis morning, no just give me headache.....

exactly

Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 9:17am On Jun 13, 2016

12.You become the parent to all your other siblings. grin

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/obama-stress.jpg
STRESS!

13.They must start gisting with the first Nigerian family they meet there.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kevin-tired-stressed-e1464553278656.jpg
Ugh! grin

Nigerian parents and their wahala. Yet, they are the best cheesy

..
Abeg Add yours

Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 9:10am On Jun 13, 2016

10.They’re not paying anyone at the airport to help with all the bags, that’s why you are there.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/stress-kermit-e1461744352360.jpg
Oya, carry them. grin

11.Excess luggage is their right and their’s alone. grin

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/pack-e1465469606585.jpg
Don’t even think of carrying extra unless you have the money. cheesy

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Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 9:07am On Jun 13, 2016

8.They will make you dress like you’re going for a party. grin

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/MG_0772-Alaafin-of-Oyo_Oba-Lamidi-Olayiwola-Wives_Westfield-London-3Sep14-e1465472423779.jpg
Can I just wear shorts and be great huh

9.You must go to the airport at least 4 hours before the departure time. cheesy

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/waiting-long.jpg
You will be at the airport longer than the plane sef. cheesy

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Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 9:03am On Jun 13, 2016

6.You are going to carry more food than clothes. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/B5GIR8yCcAA00fM.jpg grin

Especially stockfish.

7.Half of the things they’re making you pack are not even for your family. https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Ugh-Why.jpg Relatives and friends have hand inside that luggage. grin

Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 9:00am On Jun 13, 2016

4.You become their house-help the night before the flight.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/stressed-e1462716177476.jpg
You will pack for Africa. grin

5.Their whole suitcase is for them. Half of your suitcase is also for them.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Slack-for-iOS-Upload-1.jpg
“My bag is full, help me put this thing in your bag.” grin

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Travel › Re: 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 8:57am On Jun 13, 2016

2.They will wait till the tickets are at their most expensive before booking.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/look-jamb.jpg
Then spend forever complaining.

3.You must not tell ANYBODY that you’re travelling.
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/travel.jpg
Especially your relatives. grin

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Travel › 13 Picture You Can Relate To When Travelling With Your Nigerian Parents by christopheru(op): 8:55am On Jun 13, 2016

1.You will not be told you’re travelling until the last minute. grin

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/child-face.jpg I can’t have plans, abi?

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Romance › Re: 12 Pictures That anyone who Married An Igbo Girl can relate to. by christopheru(op): 9:01pm On Jun 12, 2016

Checked86:
The way my child looks at his mother when I have revealed to him how much I paid on his mother's head

Hahaha epic grin

Romance › Re: 12 Pictures That anyone who Married An Igbo Girl can relate to. by christopheru(op): 8:58pm On Jun 12, 2016

sillyNLmods:
i don't agree with the bad cooking.

the cooking shock you too grin

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