I dont know, why we're not satisfied with what God gave us. Here i am, starving myself, being on diet and doing all mannaer of exercises to trim down and be skinny, cos i admire being skinny alot, while ure here lamenting. If i could just wake up and find myself being very slim. I'll be d happiest person on earth.

This has nothing to do with technology, that kid at d back probably, didnt do his assignment at home, and he's trying to finish it b4 he gets to school.
lol.......... Anyway he try shaa...............

I felt her pains. I go thru d same thing monthly, may be she should try my own remedies. Most tines, i'll take a short of Brandy, wen its not available, i'll take 2 tablets of Buscopan, 2 capsules of Felvin and 2 tablets of Flagyl. They help in relieving d pains alot, if not i'll be messed up and wont get myself . Hope dis helps

Of course, i will. I know its not all abt d money, but do u know dt by working as a cleaner in dt oil company, i have better chances of applying directly for a good position at d company and getting the job very easy when there's a vacancy there than someone frm outside? since i have my credentials intact, why not i know dt God'll surely creat dt opportunity for me than nothing at all. Talking frm experience though.

Or, i can work there, save up and start sth small on my own and build it up, and still employ others to work for me. To me, its better than staying at home, waiting and writting series of application letters and attending interviews. these days, naija no be where u go siddon one place dey wait for manner frm heaven, u've got to do sth to help urself out abeg.

5p1naz:
What happens to Nigerians outside Nigeria with acvounts in Nigeria that rely solely on internet banking. Is there provision for them?

I made the enquiry concerning that at zenith Bank, and i was told that, the account owner irrespective of any part of the world they resides, must return to Nigeria to do the BVN registeration, and that i cant do it on behalf of anybody because of the Biometric data collection and finger print stuff, and that there's no provision for them to do it outside Nigeria. My brother have to come back to Nigeria to do his, after i told him about d enquiry i made concerning dt.

Mine is, instead of apologising to me, he'll simply wrap his arms arnd my waist, kissing my neck and whispering all sorts of sweet nothings and pet names to my ears, it kinda irritate me though, bt wit time, i'll just forget everything and d rest becomes history...........

2undexy:
Dnt even know who she is....who she b self

Do u watch Nollywood movies at all?

Mine is Breadfruit/ Ukwa in Igbo language. Anyhow it is been prepared, whether porridge, plain white wit little salt, i'll devour it anytime, anyday.

Am glad that a share button has been provided but it will still be good and wise for an "DISLIKE" or "CHANGE OF USERNAME" buttons to be provided as well by the Admin. and Mods. My opinion though.

@ op, many may not believe dis story because something like dis has not happen before around them, but its d truth, i heard it from a relation of mine who resides in Uyo and it happened near his house. Pple should be very careful, and for those who doesnt believe dis story, wait till it happen to u or someone close to u before u believe. Dis world is really full of evil and wickedness.

Profkomolafe: The day i met christ......

Congratulations brother & welcome to d Kingdom.

Okochi Zico: Lost my cousin bro on 13 12 2013 that married just on the 29 12 2012, and his wife is @ the ponit of delivery. SAD AND UNFORGETTABLE MEMORY.

My heart-felt sympathy goes out to u, ur family& his wife too. May God grant u all d fortitude to bear d loss.
Mmay his soul RIP.
Am sincerely sorry for ur loss

Guitarlife: I got a decent job. May God answer the prayers of my unemployed nairalanders. May next year bring them brilliant testimonies.

AMEN OOOO!!! Wit capital letters.
May dis grace and blessing locate me too in Jesus name, Amen.
Tanks alot.

Nelly Ghenghen: This Op is either JEHO witness or Deeper life.

Hahhahhahaa, u can say dt again.

mrvocalprowess: People need 2 understand dat pple are diffrnt,y shud a guy wearin a necklace make him iresponsible?? Its his personal style and choice,his moral standards allows him 2 wear it,soo its nbdy business,same as sum guys whr skinny jeans,sum hav tatoos,girls wear trousers etc.. If their minds dnt tackle dem,who are we 2 complain??pple need 2 learn how 2b liberal with others personalities... iv always said -NEVA USE UR OWN MORALS 2 JUDGE OTHERS,LEARN 2B OBJECTIVE cos pple are diffrnt,,

Ure so on point dear. I love ur sense of reasoning..... One man's food is another man's poison. Its all a matter of wat u love and choose to wear. U owe nobody an explanation for that, besides i see nothing irresponsible in wearing a necklace or chain. Its a free world people!!!!

spikes C:

ewwww, i wonder the kinda girls u roll with

My dear i wonder too. If he cant afford or hate it, its his own problem. I love it on guys abeg.

Mayor38: Its not good o. I hate seeing my felow guy wearing chain. Gay things

There's nothing gay in it and dts where u got it all wrong. To me its a matter of choice, besides i love see it on guys especially d necklace, there's nothing wrong in it abeg.

nerodenero: Why is it that almost everybody on this thread is crazy about likes?

I wonder oooo.... Dis is really getting out of hand.
Nice write up @ Op. Keep them coming.

My dear dis problem is beyond physical, its more spiritual than u think. I think that what she needs is a proper deliverance cause its obvious that she's possessed by a spirit of anger, thats why she only realise her actions after she might have calmed down, probably when d evil spirit might have left her body. And if care is not taken, that spirit will destroy her marriage & happiness. So i suggest u advice ur friend to take her to a powerful man of God like TB Joshua for deliverance ok. Goodluck.

wat abt dis on. looking at it seems as if d zig-zag designs re moving and drawing closer to d eyes..

MayorSchwags:

i wud neva av tot sum1 els feels d exact same way im feeling. Ts lyk uv bn spying on me. Typical! Walahi,d shit hurts,i telya. Sum tyms i tnk its karma, Cos i knw a few ladiz iv trtd almst dsame way al cosof ds same babe

My dear, I think we're on d same boat.. But i wonder why its rare to see pple who have d same measure of love to share be in a relationship.... Its like dis is a form of punishment. Its really crazy

@ Op, its like u know exactly wat am going thru right now, infact all d signs u listed re wat am exhibiting.... It got an extent that i'll just delete his numbers and pix frm my phone to enable me reduce d amt of love i ve for him but its not working. And anytime he calls, i'll restore d number. I've even thought many atimes to just call him and end d relationship, bt each time i hear his voice, i'll just melt inside and forget everyting i want to say or d hurt am passing thru. I think am going crazy for dis guy, i just love him so much. May God help me oooo

@ Op, U didnt do anything wrong my dear. i really admire dis rare quality in men cos its not easy. Hold unto ur virtue as a self controlled man.
Am not suprised dt she acted that way, cos its obvious she's a loose girl, who'll jump at anything between d trousers. How can a well mannered lady open up her unclothedness to a man she met on a first date? Only God knows how many men she has slept wit on a first date and she wanted to count u on her list , bt didnt succeed. U shuld be grateful to God dt u controlled urself and didnt give in to her lustful desires cos who knows wat wud've happened after dt, may she's one of d numerous agents of darkness sent destroy ur life and destiny or she wud've even u given a veneral disease and i guess that's why she's not happy with u cos her mission in ur life wasn't accomplished. Be wise & careful cos a lot of men has been destroyed and rendered useless thru dis kind of situation. Besides, if she's a good girl and was really testing u, she shuld've admired and compliment u on being a man of ur words. I really thank God dt men like u still exist cos ur kind is very very rare to come by these days.

Merry xmass

Love u

Forget this

A sure

This thread is so awesome and i love it......

Well.... My most embarrasing moment was in 2007, when i was in 100L. My B/F and I had a very big fight over his infidelity nature. I was so so angry with him that i stormed out of his house under a very heavy rainstorm, crying on my way home.
To my suprise, i was abt entering my hostel wen i heard d sound of a byke approaching towards me and it was him. Didnt know dt he followed me inside d rain with his power-byke. All of a sudden , he came down frm d byke and knelt in d full glare of everybody in m lodge and started crying and begging for forgiveness.
I was dumbfolded and so embarassed dt tears started flowing uncontrollably from my eyes and i wish dt d ground will open and swallow mee there cos everybody was looking at us and trust students naa, they were all pleading with me to pity d guy and accept his appologies. And out of shyness, i ve to hold him and hug him.
Since dtt day, anywhere i went to, pple were always staring at me and murmuring wat i cant even understand. Some even named us ''ROMEO & JULIET''it was really embarassing. Though d relationsip didnt last becos his infidelity but pple still asking after my Romeo till date.