₦airaland Forum

alanposh:
End time post.





Am here for season 2




Yesterday, many kids were trying to play with their dad.


Pls I repeat,don't quote me if Ur a lady or a kid.
Am not a promoter either do I patronize upcoming artiste.

Am just here to have fun.

Since after election,I v been so happy Buh it hurts me coming here to see some kids throwing insults on each other just cos of clueless Nigeria government..

How much v u gained being a mouthpiece of a party be it PDP or APC

Even when we dying in this country,nobody cares.. I hate all this political fans with passion.

Am allergic to politics.. I see polithiefians as deceiver


Try n get something doing for a living no matter how small it is to avoid aguuuu I naraaa gi umuaka..

Ulcer aburooooo nwanne mmadu..

Being broke is d root of all evils..

Dekatron:
Is it hereditary?



Oyibo kids dey always type very fast. Me wey don dey use PC everyday and type for some time now still dey stutter and look at my keyboard. Abi na film trick? Na only me observe that thing?

Ishilove:
When living things age, they either age gracefully or age badly.

My 13 year old Bingo, Ruggedman belongs to the latter category. He will be 14 in November, but he might be stoneblind before then.

Ruggedman is already 90% deaf and the only way we can get his attention is by tapping him. He has cataracts in one eye, and it is already spreading to the second.

Now, my question to the house is this: is there something we can do to prevent the cataract overtaking the remaining the good eye? *sob*

Also, he is always coughing. He spends most of the day coughing. The vet in my area is incompetent (he collected big money to treat our Innocent, but the poor thing still died) so we are afraid of taking him there. Most of the dogs handled by this quack end up dying and we don't wanna hasten Ruggedman's imminent demise by handing him to the executioner.

*weep*

What can we do to help my darling Ruggedman? The perennial cough and fast approaching blindness is breaking my heart...

*wail*

meforyou1:
Oshimole should thank God for the coming of Europeans into africa. Now anybody can lie and get away with it.
If it were the days of my great grandfather that Oshimole lie this type of lie in front of Oracle, he will last 24 more hours on earth

Melkizedek:
the China man has every backings to do even worse, afterall the victim's president has labelled him a criminal...

Shagati:
Please Google: "Back to the future DeLorean"

pinkiberry:
also know that HND is not the same as bsc as far as Nigeria is concerned and also that there are lots of discriminations involved.

Legitbaba:
May whatever u wish the ND befall u and ur generation..

powerfulsettingz:
I never woo I just date by chance however I am in the same situation with op now, there was this girl I was trying to woo 4 nights ago, we had never talked before, so she came out to buy something and I followed her, stopped her then she said what's my problem, I was like see this stewpid thing, but I had to swallow my pride and I said my problem is her digit, i need it, she looked at me and said I don't have a phone and if u follow me again I will slap you, that's how all the feelings fly off the I told her slap me and then tell ur people to arrange how u want ur funeral to go....... She looked at me and was shocked......
I hate abusive and insulting ladies

musicwriter:
Man resurrects in mortuary after 3 days. See http://ketekete.com/dead-70-year-old-man-resurrects-3-days-after-his-body-was-put-in-morgue/

musicwriter:
There was actually a documentary about that, I think on Discovery channel or National geographic. Rats were frozen for 7 days and later brought back to life upon thawing. It's just the same way sperms are frozen for years until being implanted into a woman's womb, when there's need to birth a child.

The idea is to get the science advanced such that humans can decide to die temporarily. When the science is fully developed, people can pay and go on a sort of "death holiday" for complete peace of mind. Depending on your requested service package you could decide to die for 1 month, 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, and so on, as you wish. Soon, we will be able to actually find out whether or not there's heaven or hell, whether there's God or Satan. What could be better than that?.

It's certainly the kind of science I would like to volunteer for, if need be. I can't wait to die!

Lsofdk:
there's nothing incomprehensible in what mathematicians study. when it comes to calculation engineering is supreme. mathematics students can't even comprehend calculations in mech/civil engineering

Marvel1206:
Bros.. buy confirm phone.. all these phones are rubbish.. am very sure yu dnt knw abt android phones.. okay before yu buy any phone, make sure u google the specs before u proceed i bought my itel it1503 15k and am enjoying it.. rocking psiphon unlimited browsing and dstv

asuustrike2009:
Beta talk plan is N24/min not N40/min