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LilNetty:
When it comes to good wives, there are careers you should not
consider marrying women from. There are sho cking reasons why
police women, TV news anchors, nurses, lawyers and politicians
don’t make good wives.

——– POLICE WOMAN ———
A police woman carries so much power that when her husband tries
to raise a hand, he is told..”Unless you want to rot in jail”.
.
It is very hard to tame a police woman, unless you have some
authority that can neutralize her powers.
.
Another obvious reason what these women don’t make good wives
is the fact that they are rarely at home to cook for the husband. Just
when you are about to sleep, a phone call rings, demanding that she
must report on duty. And when you are about to settle in a city,
your wife is transferred to hardship areas.
.
——-NURSES——–
Nursing profession is a calling, just like NUNS. These people always
attend to patients in critical conditions as well as stable conditions.
The psychological torture they go through make them lose interest in
bedroom matters, which is why they are cold in bed.
It is also reported that Nurses, on duty, befriend doctors. So-when
the husband is warming the bed alone, the nurse is warming a room
in hospital alongside her “lover”, doctor. Sometimes-I have witnessed
before-some nurses sleep with patients.
.
——– LAWYERS———
Lawyers are powerful people in society. If you want to lose your
home, property, your children and even your entire life, marry a
female lawyer. If your wife is an activist, chances of leading a
miserable life are very high.
.
One interesting thing about female lawyers is that they understand
law very well; they can easily manipulate you when buying property
or making any investment.
.
One common character about lawyers is that they are used to
handling cases, so even when the husband tries to discipline her, he
will be reminded that courts exist. A man will, therefore, be left living
like a slave.
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——TV NEWS ANCHORS/PRESENTERS——-
These are the worst people to marry.TV presenters are extremely
beautiful, and since they appear on screens daily, chances of
catching the eye of the high and mighty are high. You know one
thing with women, they can’t resist power and money.so-if a
wealthy person approaches her, even if she is married, chances of her
accepting the advances are almost 100 %.
.
The poor husband will be left dying of depression as a wealthy man
elope with his wife.
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You can only manage these girls if you have power and money.
.
——– POLITICIANS ——–
Women politicians are all over. It is very hard to find a female
politician who is happily married and faithful-if she is faithful then
there is something wrong with her.
.
These politicians are also law makers, so chances of intimidating
husbands are very high

I stand to be corrected tho....

i was expecting to see things like "acting and music" in your list.

iykepromotions:
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validity period unkor?

fiizznation:
Everybody knew that Fulani herdsmen kidnapped the respected elderly statesman, chief olu falae. There were pictorial and video evidences. The culprits were also interviewed. I believed that story and I know my brothers did it. The Ogun incident too came with a lot of evidences that Fulani herdsmen were involved.

But this particular nimba uzo incident is very ludicrous. The entire thing looks like some kind of acting. Fulani people don't roam around that area with their cattle(I have evidences). The reports were clashing with one another. Vanguard knew about the attack even before it happened and they didn't report it to DSS, army etc. How could 500 later 50 herdsmen attack a community without any provocation?

one of the flaws in your writeup is that you made use of google as your only source .i think you need to visit one of the affected state to get a first hand information on the situation on ground.the first question you should ask yourself is why everyone is saying the attacks are masterminded by the fulani herdsmen.lets not live in self denial because that will not help.as for the pictorial evidence,you don't expect people who are running for their dear life to be taking pictures,do you.

CHIJIOKE1314:
When I start cursing at and shouting some lunatic here would be like this guy again..

Africa is a hellhole and NIGERIA is worse of them all..

A god forsaken useless country..

May god punish Nigeria. .

bros,easy abeg.the punishment wey our bad leaders give us is even more than enough.if God add him own na perishment b dat o

DeeMos:
Rustication is not expulsion

what is the difference

Time2Smile:
The headline is misleading, What I read in the body of the interview is that He is suspended for 1 semester.

i thought i was the only one that that read that.

victor0401:
Abimbola Olawale victor
school: Federal Polytechnic Ilaro
Course (statistics)
Aspiring:Federal University Of Technology Akure
course: Statistics

bros,am just happy to see a fellow aspirant who read the same course with me but unlike you i chose Uniben.i wish you the best of luck

Clemz4u:
There's gonna b light @ d end of d tunnel. Let b patient.

you mean candlelight? Cos light don turn luxury for naija

Cyb3rhack3r:
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joborskill:
[b]I laugh at the ignorance displayed by many emotionally clouded Nigerians who are against the grazing bill proposed for the Fulani cattle rearers in all states of the Federation. Let's remember that like every other Nigerians, the Fulani's have the right to live and do their business in any part of the country. It is their constitutional right as Nigerians to own grazing fields in any choice location of the country so far it is paid for or provided by the government. We ought to applaud the move made by the federal govt because it will help in ending the unnecessary violence between the Farmers and the Herdsmen. By provision of grazing fields, the fulani's will be restricted to graze on an apportioned land provided by the federal govt. It will be a crime for them to graze their cattles on people's farms once the bill is passed into law. We should not castigate every fulani herdmen as killers because of the few bad ones among them. The incidence in Agatu and other parts of the country were perpetuated by cattle rustlers and not Fulani herdsmen. Cattle rustlers are armed terrorist who steal cattles from herdsmen and graze them around the country as a cover up for their terrorist acts. The ordinary Fulani herdsmen are peaceful people and will never harm innocent Nigerians. The fulani's do not move around with weapons but sticks to guide their cattle. I observed most critics of this Bill are from the eastern part of the country. The igbos need to realize that the federal govt owns all the land and territories in Nigeria and it can decide on how it chooses to use every inch of its territory. The fulani's have every right to graze in the SE and there is nothing any one can do about it. It is their right as a Nigerian just like the igbos are the most travelled tribe doing business in every part of the country. We cannot decide to restrict all igbo traders to the east because of the attitude of few bad eggs amongst them likewise the Fulani's. Most Nigerians criticized the federal govt when they decide to create ranches and import grasses from Brazil to graze these cattles so the herder wont roam about. Now the FG is shifting plans to create a grazing site for the herders in every state which is not a bad move by all standards. We are one Nigeria and we must learn to tolerate ourselves and live in peace. We must shun the politics of hatred and tribalism. Lord Luggard saw the potentials in our diversity before merging us up to form this great country. We must not allow ethnicity to cloud our sense of judgement when the federal govt proposes law that will favour every Nigerian. We must support the grazing bill so the Fulani's can do their business in peace. BTW i am a Yoruba man from the SW. proudly Nigerian [/b]

[/s] your mumu no get part 2.see as you even use black font take bold ur stupidity.This is the 21st century,if those fulanis want land for land for grazing let them go to sambisa forest.

Babalegba:
Ditto. Nigerian youths are turning out worse than their forebears,impaired analytical reasoning, impatience ,feeble willpower and they are Nigeria's future leaders.

we were never the leaders of tomorrow.if u think am Lying,ask Buhari And Obj

SATOH:
Even Jesus can't save himself talkless of others... He is just a servant of Allah. Repent and seek refuge in Allah. Thank you.

which allah,the one that told you to be killing christians in the name of jihad?muslim lack the knowledge of the concept of love.Jesus death was symbolical.we were like a condemmed thief,sentenced to death(a path adam and eve willingly chosed) and here comes a man,the only son of a wealthy man willing to die in place of the thief.the bible contains too many mystery which an unbeliever may never understand.

fellis:
This isn't how a pious Muslim man should behave.
You need to ask Allah for forgiveness.

my friend,only jesus can save you not mohammed and certainly not Allah

SATOH:
Ahu zu billahi minal shaitanir rajim. This is not the quality of a pious muslim girl. They should seek Allah's forgiveness.

what is this one saying.shey ur reregion no dey allow dance ni.hypocrite

Boboye4slim:
I'm surprised you find sad plight of men amusing. And don't defend your actions by saying they're criminals and deserves it. Finding the pains of others amusing is a prove that you're impaired psychologically. They, being criminal or not, you don't have a right to enjoy or relish in their sufferings. Or else yours is on the way! Read, learn, be wise. This message is specially for you. Be wise.

i used to have pity for them until they broke into our house on that faithful day (or rather unfaithful day) of june,2013.They were very willing to kill at the slighest thing and even wounded me on my head with the butt of their gun.i still have an indelible mark in my head till this day.i still feel a slight pain in that spot.i still remember that night as if it was just yesterday.

PRYCE:
Go Shave THAT area and fúck off my mentions!

I wanted to ignore you but i just cant stop my self from telling you the truth,you are too childish

samlestic:
who tells u? ask Rotimi Amaechi Nasiru

yeah you are right another example is Adams Aliyu oshiomole,what about Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan.some people over sabi self no get part two.

Remember having 300mb bonus on my line and how i laboured to load nairaland page.i couldnt exhaust even 1mb from the 300 mb.i even woke up at mid night all in a bid to see if the download something all to no avail.glo is a disaster when it comes to browsing

Pprovost:
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sir,i will like to appreciate your effort so far.may God reward you.
Pls i will be greatful if you can send the link to ajarichris@gmail.com

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Hello.i graduated with a DT in Statistics from the Delta State polytechnic,Otefe-Oghara.
Am aspiring for UNIBEN,course is Computer and Statistics.please what are my chances

Eleyi gidi gan

Ebukaobi:
Where is the evidence?

There is no proof!

They are just making all these false accusations.

This is IPOB at work

Lies Lies Lies

bros please keep if you dont have anything meaningful to say.The news stated that they found cow dugs and footprint in both cases. I reside in delta state and these fulanis are making farming very difficult for us.its really frustrating

Moderator u dey mock chelsea.abeg modify the score for front page it is misleading

enlightenedmind:
Let's be clear. FX is not crippling Nigeria it is crippling d dollar. Fuel has never been sold at the right price in did country bcoz PDP looters collect bribes from Western countries to use us milking cows. Don't know about light by I happy for the FX and Fuel. We must refine our own feul even if we have suffer we must refine it then sell.

zombie spotted.why are you this daft

greatiyk4u:
MBAKA'S PROPHESY THAT WILL RESTORE YOUR HOPE IN BUHARI'S ADMINISTRATION.


Mbaka clearly stated that the beginning of Buhari's Government will be difficult. And there will be suffering and crisis but the end it will be joyous and great.
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Below is what Mbaka Said on 31st December 2015.

“Listen fellow Nigerians, as it is right now, most of what we are suffering now and we are going to suffer were caused few years ago but the Lord asked me to encourage you. Suffering is coming but it is not suffering under damnation, there is solution, it may take some time, but at the end of it, there will be testimony;

Nigeria is the giant of Africa, Nigeria is the best country in this world; with the best weather; the country that produces the most strongest people; people who can survive everywhere, people who can relate with any type of person, people who can survive any type of weather- Nigerians; people who can prosper anywhere; the destiny, the dynasty, the authority, what it takes to make Nigeria great is restored this year.

“As I have told you, there is going to be crisis but God will handle it. This year, God said my people will be over-comers, things will be hard but my people will be over-comers”.

http://dailypost.ng/2016/01/01/there-are-plans-to-
assassinate-president-buhari-fr-mbaka/

[/s]olodo Op .did he mention Buhari's name anywhere in above

I don't know why i still find it hard to believe this your story.The way you managed your anger is unbelievable......something is not right about this story

Nigeria is the most useless country in the World.i just hate this country