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Investment / Re: Which Is Better; Fixed Deposit Or Bonds? by Chronicgenius: 8:45pm On Sep 27, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

But the difference in rate seems okay especially considering longevity.
I currently use fixed deposit at 8.5 interest rate. I honestly think its not so bad considering its short term.

Mine is every month
And its also very secured although i am still considering this treasury bills when the time is right



Bro,u get 8.5% interest paid to u MONTHLY?!!!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: See Reactions As Tacha Spells Port Harcourt & Daughter Wrongly by Chronicgenius: 6:13am On Sep 25, 2019
WalkerMichael:
She's doing all this for clout
She wants to trend on nl - she want people to talk about her. - same way NL is giving it to her steady...
Tacha is a social media person and knows how the online world reacts to issues anyhow.

I refuse to be fooled undecided


Oga that girl is dumb!!

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Celebrities / Re: Charles Okocha Hits Mr. P On His Chest Because Of Food [watch Video] by Chronicgenius: 8:43pm On Sep 24, 2019
what should I na do?
Nairaland / General / Re: People Who Dont Show Their Anger More Dangerous Than Those Who Do, True/False? by Chronicgenius: 6:07pm On Sep 24, 2019
Offpoint:
Yeah, I'm that kinda person.

Rarely get angry, but once I do I hate myself.

Once threw a married woman down a 2 storey building and beat up the husband.

What really happened?

lived in a 3 storey building then, this Monday morning I was late to work. Went to the only tap in the compound to get a bucket of water to take my bath, this woman who countless had stepped on my toe but I've always avoid her troubles cuz she's well known for that, trouble is her full time job and her husband the pay master.
She was the one I met fetching water, with a big rubber she stationed at the tap and was refilling other kegs. She takes up and returned to refilled while the big rubber is still on the tap.
Was running late, I begged her to let me fetch the little Bucket with me cuz I was running late to work....

her replied was: "No just disturb me, people dey fetch water here since morning na now you no sey you go fetch water? I must fetch my water finish before you fetch"

I was like: "madam nobi fight, if you no wan let me just say No, which one you dey talk story.... na public tap be this"

She's was like: "Ehn ehn? public tap bah? come fetch ma see, if I no fetch finish you no fetch..... Do your worst"

I keep shut without saying anything, when she left I removed her rubber and fetch my water.

Could you believe this woman came up and poured my water and threw my bucket down?

I was so angry and pissed, I came with full blown annoyance towards her, lift her and fammm... straight down, the same way you threw my rubber.

Hospital was her last bus stop, her husband heard the news and ran home without asking what transpired between us... he came to beat me straight....
I gave him serious knock out on his eyes and rush him with unlimited blow like Glo data....


na station we end am, she spend 2 weeks in hospital.
Las Las I pay bills, but was satisfied.

The news was shocking to everyone:
hey this boy wey no dey talk? quiet people too wicked and bla bla...

many congratulated me secretly.


I really felt good reading this..lmao!!

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Reacts After Losing FIFA Best Player Award To Messi by Chronicgenius: 12:53am On Sep 24, 2019
PabloAndreas:
If given the chance this guy won't hesitate to shoot MESSI in the face


I swear to God!.The funny thing is,Messi doesnt see Ronaldo as a competition....What a funny world.

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Career / Re: If You Had The Chance To Go Back To School Will You Still Study The Same Course by Chronicgenius: 10:15am On Sep 21, 2019
smeag0l:
If it were years ago when I graduated, I would study same course over and over again without blinking but if it were now, I'd probably study something different.

Brother man,please what course is it?
Nairaland / General / Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Chronicgenius: 10:59pm On Sep 20, 2019
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Nairaland / General / Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Chronicgenius: 10:58pm On Sep 20, 2019
Hanks0000:
Not having a GF at the age of 21
That's never a big deal bro!....Money should b ur gf for nw...lol!

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Education / Re: Buekor Nyornebari Grace: RSUST Best Graduating Student Begs Wike For Employment by Chronicgenius: 12:51pm On Sep 20, 2019
Inception:
grin
i would rather be street smart mehn
You want me to prove my point?


Mc Oluomo is currently invited as a guest speaker in UNILAG grin grin grin
Going by your moniker.it seems u re a fan of the movie,Inception...Also a big fan!
Religion / Re: How The Miracle Of PCD Proves The Existence Of God by Chronicgenius: 8:47am On Sep 19, 2019
Ok,which of the God does this prove..the CHRISTIAN,MUSLIM,or that of the HINDUS?

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Celebrities / Re: Shan George Blasts Femi Branch: "May Your Children Beg Unclad On The Street" by Chronicgenius: 4:01pm On Sep 18, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

Your greatest asset is family and close friends not your colleagues. Your colleagues hang out with you because they‘re employees and have to share the same space with you. They‘re not hanging out with you by choice. So dont mistake them for friends. A friend is a person who chooses your company, not one who has no choice in the matter.

A friend once said; Never allow bitter people make you lose your sweetness. Instead, work towards letting your sweetness make bitter people lose their bitterness. If they add more coffee to your cup of life, respond by adding more sugar to your cup of life as well as to their own cup.

Richdad

Don't you think you are trying too hard?

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Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy And Halima, Dangote's Daughter Pictured Together by Chronicgenius: 10:26am On Sep 16, 2019
Mbitiouz69:


They are both billionaire in dollars, otedola is $1.8bn networth, while dangote has come down from $21.6bn while building refinery to $10.9bn, but now he is currently around $15bn, but dangote can still buy 5 otedola


Otedola is actually worth $300m.
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy And Halima, Dangote's Daughter Pictured Together by Chronicgenius: 10:18am On Sep 16, 2019
EmekaBlue:
d one u think is worth billion in naira is actually worth about 10billion usd

Otedola is the naira billionaire while Dangote is the 10 billion dollar man.
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy And Halima, Dangote's Daughter Pictured Together by Chronicgenius: 10:10am On Sep 16, 2019
molybdenum0012:
Their fathers are not as rich as King Solomon who after everything he acquired said " they are vanity upon vanity"


Can you argue that?

The same King Solomon also said "Wine maketh merry but MONEY answereth all things"

Yeah...we not gonna take money along with us when we die but bro money is very much needed to live a good live here on earth and having money will also make you do alot of things which you wouldn't have done ordinarily,so dont try painting being wealthy a bad or indesirable thing.
Even some of the world's richest men acknowledge that having money won't necessarily guarantee your happiness but they all agree that having money has made them impact the world in so many ways.


Bro..Being rich is vanity.,being poor is also vanity...choose ur vanity wisely..gracias!!
Celebrities / Re: Small Boy And Lady Dance 'Soapy' By Naira Marley, Wow Audience (Photos) by Chronicgenius: 8:07am On Jul 27, 2019
And one idiot up there said Nairamarley has special grace from God,SMH!..Stupidity at its peak.

I still find it disturbing how normal people dance that RUBBISH,well I guess anything is accepted in a shithole..Its the innocent kids I always feel for.

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Politics / Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: Atiku React To Super Eagles' Loss To Algeria by Chronicgenius: 2:28am On Jul 15, 2019
kollinz1234:
I told them not to use that jersey, dem no hear
Where is KANU that we didn't even see him 2ru out?? M sure he wouldn't have let that mumu coach remove chukwueze. And for our goal keeper , they should come and carry my driver am sure he will do better than that mumu over there; at least he catches my car keys whenever I throw it to him.
kuku kill Me!...chai!!!
Celebrities / Re: All This People Always Saying F**k Haters by Chronicgenius: 3:06pm On Jul 13, 2019
.+.
Celebrities / Re: I Am Still Se-xually Attracted To Women Though Married – Miley Cyrus by Chronicgenius: 10:19am On Jul 12, 2019
Posters above me:Miley Cyrus isn't the guy ooo,its the girl.

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Business / Re: FREE BOOK- My Journey To N27,300 Daily Without Capital And How You Too Can Do It by Chronicgenius: 8:17pm On Jul 07, 2019
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Crime / Re: JUST IN: Landlord Kicks Out Tenant For Bringing Different Women Home Every Night by Chronicgenius: 6:41pm On Jul 05, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Maria Okan Refused To Abort Olamide Pregnancy After Collecting N2m- Instablog9ja by Chronicgenius: 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2019
CorperKola:

U're not awkward naw, jst naive
Lmao!..I totally agree bro.. Nw I knw better
Car Talk / Re: The Historical Events Of Toyota RAV 4 by Chronicgenius: 10:28am On Jul 04, 2019
The recent model kinda looks like range evoque
Celebrities / Re: Maria Okan Refused To Abort Olamide Pregnancy After Collecting N2m- Instablog9ja by Chronicgenius: 10:09am On Jul 04, 2019
LisaAnne:
Regular guys are rarely loyal talkless of Musicians with groupies everywhere
As in ehn....d matter taya me..lol

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Celebrities / Re: Maria Okan Refused To Abort Olamide Pregnancy After Collecting N2m- Instablog9ja by Chronicgenius: 8:25am On Jul 04, 2019
Ewo!...Olamide self na scam las las...To think I was actually commending the guy yesterday for sticking to d same woman DAT gave birth to his first son makes me feel awkward���

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Religion / Re: It's Better To Be An Atheist Than A Nigerian Christian Or Muslim - Man Says by Chronicgenius: 4:01pm On May 22, 2019
1Sharon:
Foolish atheist thinking he is wise. Hell awaits.
What makes you feel like you are the Wise one?
Education / Re: Breaking News: Uniabuja Inaugurates Newly Elected SUG Officials by Chronicgenius: 8:31am On May 11, 2019
Hintona:
Can a woman be an sug president?
Yes,the SUG president of FUNAAB is a female.
Sports / Re: 5 Things We Learned From Liverpool 4- Barca 0 by Chronicgenius: 4:05am On May 08, 2019
Arnold's corner was pure genius!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Flashes His ‘boobs’ In Sexy New photo by Chronicgenius: 10:38pm On May 05, 2019
I think I speak for all of us when I say..."WE NEVER SAW THIS COMING!"

But I will still refer to him as a man until he uproots his joystick and fixes a puna and he has to show us the picture online..


Silly dude!...chai!!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Flashes His ‘boobs’ In Sexy New photo by Chronicgenius: 10:37pm On May 05, 2019
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