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For Simme and D-Corleone, Birds of A Feather Flock Together, what a shame. sorry to say b`cos you both sound like illiterates, if you have any form of beef for the upcoming player like Obi, you can easily voice it out instead of hiding behind some1`s topic to show your grievances

As regards Vogts, it was meant to be, until NFA is thoroughly handled, cases like this will continue to spring up and nobody not even D-Coreone or Simme(if u both were to be in Obi`s shoes) will not want to protect your own interests

cute ass, pls no spoil our dear nairaland pple for us o or you go con talk that one now, abi, i even tire for naija pple sef

the main probs when it comes to this kind of issue is that of the marriage part of the whole thing, wedding for eample like the 1 i assume you re talkin about is the party thing and i don`t think it is that expensive as long as you cut your coat acording to your length,

Know that there is a saying that says they don`t borrow money to merry make' i.e a kin yawo se faaji' and if you have to you have to be considerate cos those you re tryin to please will soon leave you and you ll be left alone to face the rest,

So just be careful and plans things very well b4 you damble into them, 1 luv

am putting on a white singlet with a joggers and bear footed

A Nigerian Super hero will be like me, oohhh, why i con dey fumble like dis, sorry jare, it is me

Why u wan know his fone number? Tell Nairaland guyz n babes first otherwise no show

a nigeriain superhero is

Men, A Nigerian superhero will be a superstar in corruption, one who loots Nigeria`s money at the slightest opportunity and nothing is done about it, and still had the got to come out to contest for a presidential post and their cohorts, those non-learned who rule a whole state (names such as Adedib, & ohh sory Nairaland beauty and d beast, i forgot the second), and nothing is done,


the fact be say u know fit become naija superhero or else you do somethin bad,

We no dey remember n no dey encourage good things in our actions except if we go just dey say am, i.e we no dey practice wetin we dey preach

No superhero for naija, take kia guys in the house, i hail una, and to babes too, i dey sorry say i no hail u first but you no say na guys be number 1, no vex, i salute you too,

Sorry i don even dey talk since,  naija superhero will be like me , sorry it is me, or i dey hear say you no know me?

we have to be proud of what we have, don`t condemn, afterall no place like naija, the outside world is cherishing us, so why can`t we cherish ourselves,

Although i neva had d opportunity to meet this great Man of God, I have a strong believe that he is already at the bossom of God resting, May his gentle soul rest in the bossom of almighty Father. Amen

After a thanksgiving service service one sunday evening, a committed pastor of a church took the money donated by church members home so as to take it to bank the next morning,

Unfortunately for this pastor, some groups of hoodlumsgot to know this and visited the pastor at home that same nite.

When the thieves entered the pastor`s house, they gatthered every member of the family to the sitting room and told the pastor to release the money for the thanksgiving service of which the pastor refused bluntly. After so many trials by the thieves to persuade the pastor on this and failed, the hoodlums decided that the next thing was to kill the Pastor since he was not ready to yield to there request.

So the thieves told the Pastor that they were going to kill him and that he was the 1 that was going to choose the kind of death. The hoodlums gave him 2 options i.e. 1. Whether to inject him with AIDS injection or 2. Whether to kill him with their gun.

The pastor agreed to injecting him with AIDS injection but that he was going to be allowed to go into the room and after 5 mins come back again. He was allowed and after 5 mins, he came back. He was injected and the thieves went.

After the thieves left, the family members of the pastor started cryin that the Pastor was already an AIDS victim but the Pastor shouted on them that they should keep their mouth shot. He said the thieves were fools and that unknown to them, when he went intoo the room, he went to put on condom.

Who really is the fool

Remember say water wey forget its source will surely dry up 1 day, b4 u become American citizen, na one citizenship u dey hold o, no forget that and always remember your past in whateva achievement you attain in life

One day Naija too go better now and we re gettin there slowly

I was watchin one of Richard Gere`s old film titled Unfaithful and came up with this topic,

Nairaland guyz and babes, is it really easy to forgive a babe who committed such an offence that is liable to death by firing squad (laff) so easily like the guy did especially if the video of the whole unholy act between the babe and the playa was played for this guy to watch,

To the house for discussion,

To be candid, it is true that to err is human and, but one thing is sure,we men are emotinally attached to our wives despite the fact that we still cheat on them, we love them jealously to the extent that we don`t want anybody else to share them with us,

So a man can still love a woman n at the same time cheat on them bt we don`t want them to cheat on us because of the man thing or ego we have in us that we feel is being let down as a result of this,

As far as am concerned, it is not easy to forgive in this circumstance to 4give esp. if 1 is really in love but it takes the grace of God

Chelsea Fans in the House, what do you think about loosing the premiership to Man. Utd

For me, i feel bad, but we still have the hope of FA Cup ahead of us, one day, we ll get there

As far as Nigeria is concerned, women have little or no rite over many things, sex inclusive, , no wonder a man can marry as many a 4 wives n we feel it is not rite 4 women, dis is one thing that has been a pain in the neck for most naija women, it`s not fair bt women also have to keep fightin 4 their rite, one day,they ll surely get there