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BusinessRe: Who Would You Listen To, A Male Or Female Marketer? by chubbyG(m): 12:56pm On Feb 15, 2018
sandrahnaub:
The intelligent 1 angry
I tire o
LiteratureRe: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by chubbyG(m): 2:58pm On Feb 13, 2018
started from page 0 now I'm here Finally reached the end of this thread
and its 2:57 now I can take my bath!!
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by chubbyG(m): 2:45pm On Feb 13, 2018
joromi36:
Wowwww Kopa weeeeee

nyc story ghost.... wish I can tell my own tho.
why wishing?? Tell yours if you want to.
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LiteratureRe: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by chubbyG(m): 11:05am On Feb 13, 2018
gh0sts:
The night before I left for camp was one hell of crazies...I couldn't sleep. I kept turning and tossing. I get like that before every long journey. Then the anxiety started. Every possible fearful thing I've ever read came to my mind... accidents, robbery, kidnap, bombing, etc. I had to play every single slow song from my playlist, just to help me sleep...from Bruno Mars to Sam Smith. For where? I had to start counting down from 100, made up stories about camp in my head. I finally drifted...I didn't know when, because Pops was knocking on my door. Checked my phone, it was 3 in the morning...I jumped up and went to open the door. Pops just looked at me and shook his head. His inside thought; you can't do anything on your own in this life.
I boiled water and did a last minute parking. By 5, I was on my way to the bus park, together with Pops, Nana and the driver Pops hired. Nana hugged me one last time, while Pops shouted that she left me alone. Pops can mask emotions for Africa. I sat down on a plastic chair and waited patiently for others to come. Gradually more people came, I knew one of them from a group I had joined. Then another, her dad introduced himself to me and asked us to introduce each other. Finally we were all seated in the bus and ready to move. Together we were six corp members in the bus. Five girls and a boy. The boy was going to Yobe though. By noon, I was almost dying in that bus. I've never been that bored or tired. The farthest I've gone by bus is Enugu and I can't really remember how the journey went. So by the time I got to Enugu, I was tired, famished, confused and almost fainting...I wore a long gown and the bus was tight as a virgin, so you know how I felt. Just so you know, my parents won't let me wear trousers...for the big girl that I am. I couldn't even buy food because I hated eating in a bus, including snacks. By the time we got to Benue, I was frantic. if I don't come out of this bus soon, I'll loose my mind and end in the nearest mental institution. At Otukpo, we stopped for the first time. I rushed out of the bus, not to do anything but to feel the earth under my feet again. Otukpo reminded me about my primary five reader...

When it was time to continue, I started crying in my head. Why is this country so big? I should have prayed for Enugu o, at least I would have already been in camp resting. Even Ondo would have been a better choice. I thought since we were already in Otukpo, then Nasarrawa was not far...I was kidding myself. From Otukpo to Markudi is up to an hour, that's within one state o. Then, by the time we got to Nasarrawa, the driver assured us that jos was close. I think his definition of close is different. Because, from around 4.30 to 7 we were still in Nasarrawa. How can these states be so big? By the time we got to the outskirt of Jos it was dark.

We got out at one round about that sounds Arabic( something like marabal jamal). We left to dude going to Yobe. All five of us got a taxi from there to Mangu, where the camp is located. They told us, it wasn't far at all. Another story...I swear these peoples definition of not far is different from our own. Then path to Mangu is very lonely and dark. I prayed in my mind o. I didn't want my journey to start and end same day. The driver was driving so slow...we were confused at a point and started suspecting the driver. By 9 pm we got to the orientation camp. it was the only time we saw light on the road. I felt so relived ehn.
Coming in at night was cool, we didn't have to carry our luggage on our heads like I read...after that long journey, I would have just died complete. The soldiers were kind, and didn't even search our boxes well. We went in, did the first stage of our registration before going to get our beg space. All five of us; G,J,S,Juls and me. We looked for the space together and that was the beginning of our friendship.
so all this while I thought u were a guy...
How did I even come into conclusion that u were a guy sef??


nice story
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Science/TechnologyRe: 5 Nigerian Engineers Manufacture Drone In Akwa Ibom (Photos, video) by chubbyG(m): 3:48pm On Feb 09, 2018
Zero Tolerance for mediocrity!!!

This is 2018 and you'll are celebrating "engineers" that assembled a Quad copter!

SMH
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 10:03am On Jan 20, 2018
npowerng:
Yes sir,
Kindly check again sir.
Rectified thanks.
PropertiesRe: Builders, What Does This Imply? by chubbyG(m): 7:00pm On Jan 18, 2018
bellville:
Thank you very much
you're welcome
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 5:24pm On Jan 18, 2018
npowerng:
Can i have your number or Email address sir.
hope its with good intentions.. ochefioamali@gmail.com smiley
npowerng:
Can i have your number or Email address sir.
hope its with good intentions.. ochefioamali@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 1:40pm On Jan 18, 2018
godfrey01:
please the text they sent to you. does it contain your username and password. or they asked you to login with your phone number and bvn
they sent me a password.
my phone number is my username.
PropertiesRe: Builders, What Does This Imply? by chubbyG(m): 11:58am On Jan 18, 2018
bellville:
This happened in my kitchen this morning. What does it imply? Caretaker says he will call in a bricklayer to work on it. Is this something that can be fixed?
I want to know if it's still safe to live in the flat. My rent is due next month. I need your advice.
We can't judge the structural stability from just this picture


but I can say when the slab was casted there wasn't room for concrete cover there...

hence the exposure of the reinforcement bars..

concrete cover protects the reinforcement bars from chemical attacks, rust, Fire...

so be sacred not if its covered...it is safe (my 2 cents)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 6:42pm On Jan 16, 2018
SirAbdulthe1st:
I wonder o. Something I've seen complete before only to check and see defrecated today.

And you know this npower handle and his automated response, i don email them sha.
Abeg send me their mail address...
make mesef email them.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 6:41pm On Jan 16, 2018
adescopy:
pls what did you use to log in
I was sent a text message... if you weren't sent a text message.. you can't log in.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 3:15pm On Jan 16, 2018
SirAbdulthe1st:
I have filled in my details since when the sms were sent out.

I logon to the portal and saw the first two numbers of my account number are not there anymore. As attached below,

whats the problem? And solution if any?
bro.
If NPOWER cannot explain what happened
then something is wrong somewhere
looks like the people in charge wants to use our names/slots to enrich themselves.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 2:53pm On Jan 16, 2018
npowerng:
Sir, Please note: You and You alone has the access to upload or change any data on your profile.
I have this same problem...
the first number of my account number was deleted/not there anymore

How are we sure its not deliberate?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 2:52pm On Jan 16, 2018
npowerng:
Sir, Please note: You and You alone has the access to upload or change any data on your profile.
I have thus same problem...
the first number was deleted.

How are we sure its not deliberate?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 2:47pm On Jan 16, 2018
npowerng:
Kindly visit your NPVN Profile again to cross check your details sir.
I just checked...details still intact but...
I can't seem to see where to edit ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Successfully Verified N-build Applicant, Please Log On To The NPVN Portal. by chubbyG(m): 11:41am On Jan 16, 2018
npowerng:
Good morning,
If you are a successfully verified N-Build applicant, please log on to the NPVN portal and fill in your details.

Successful applicants have received messages on their phones.
#NPowerNG
#NPowerBuild
some time ago, december last year, I filled my details (N-Build)....
what does this mean?
FamilyRe: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by chubbyG(m): 3:14pm On Jan 15, 2018
Diamond23:
ur stupidity z just extraordinary every day
Zee world people..
PropertiesRe: Showcasing Of Our Finishings Work i.e,tiling,kitchen setup, plumbing,painting by chubbyG(m): 11:58pm On Jan 07, 2018
All Nice works!!
FamilyRe: Would You Be Comfortable Having The Sex Talk With Your Kids? by chubbyG(m): 4:28pm On Jan 06, 2018
mhisbliss:
shocked oh my God you guys are rare kind of parents, like you aint nigerian, I'd faint before I say it to an innocent kid lol, until I was 12 I used to believe babies were bought from the hospital
yours is better
some years back...in ss3 a friend argued with me that babies cone from anus..?
I couldn't believe..
after all the reproduction classes ...he still doesn't know.
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Kills African Civet In Umuahia, Abia. Poses With It (Photo) by chubbyG(m): 10:07pm On Jan 05, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
A man was so excited of his kill after reportedly catching it at a bush in Umuahia, Abia state. According to the man, he solely hyena after spotting it in the bush as he planned to prepare a meal with it. The man took to his Facebook account to share a photo of him posing with the wild animal - with different reactions trailing it. See below;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/man-rejoices-single-handedly-killing-hyena-abia-state-photo.html
this is not an hyena
its an African civet!
PropertiesRe: 7 Ways To Prevent Buildings From Fire, Right From Construction Stage by chubbyG(m): 9:39am On Jan 01, 2018
chukzyfcbb:
stop speaking English op.
If you are a landlord or a prospective land owner.

The best and most efficient way to save your building from fire is to have it INSURED.

Get an Insurance that will protect your home against fire. That's all
The probability of Fire occurring anywhere is 50%.
Insurance company would calculate your PREMIUM based on the possibility of fire occurring. The lesser the probability of fire occurring the lesser the premium.

Aside that when fire occurs you might loose Documents, properties, lives and of course pollute the environment.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Should Yahoo Yahoo Be A Crime? by chubbyG(m): 12:09pm On Dec 29, 2017
Deicide:
These people didn't force you to give out your money! you were coned one way or the other and you fell 4 it same way with religious people your pastor asked you as a "Christian" to pay ya tithe first fruit etc without any "biblical backing" and you hear people say is it your money? why don't we free them yahoo boy with the same logic "is it your money?" "you were not forced to pay". Why should one be seen as a crime and not the other?
oxford dictionary
Con: (slang) A fraud; something carried out with the intention of deceiving, usually for personal, often illegal, gain.

well, YES Yahoo Yahoo is a Crime. A very serious crime, it is illegal , deceitful.......simply put an internet fraudster is An Online THIEF.


what is wrong is wrong.
Don't use the ideology of politicians embezzling money to support your claim.
PropertiesRe: Ask Segzy14 by chubbyG(m): 8:27am On Dec 29, 2017
segzy14:
We have autocad , archicad, etc No available place for internship now, I will notify if there is any.
Okay thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Uriel Hosts Ex-Big Brother Naija Housemates by chubbyG(m): 8:13am On Dec 27, 2017
Yuneehk:
Alright. My name's neither Unique nor Eunice so I'm not your friend tongue
Lol well....from today anywhere I see your moniker I'll assume you're Eunice.
CelebritiesRe: Uriel Hosts Ex-Big Brother Naija Housemates by chubbyG(m): 9:59pm On Dec 26, 2017
Yuneehk:
No, more like Unique.
I have a friend. her name is Eunice and her nick is Unique.
CelebritiesRe: Uriel Hosts Ex-Big Brother Naija Housemates by chubbyG(m): 8:28pm On Dec 26, 2017
Yuneehk:
You've still not been cured of this "Tboss sickness"? Thought you'd have been healed after the show ended grin grin
Eunice?
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor,Sam Ajibola Stun In New Photos As He Turns A Year Older (photos) by chubbyG(m): 8:24pm On Dec 26, 2017
shammahyaro:
the guy isn't funny.. but hbd
Sister, Spiff is a character entirely different from Sam Ajibola as a person.

Merry Christmas!!
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor,Sam Ajibola Stun In New Photos As He Turns A Year Older (photos) by chubbyG(m): 8:24pm On Dec 26, 2017
shammahyaro:
the guy isn't funny.. but hbd
Sister, Spiff is a character entirely different from Sam Ajibola as a person.

Merry Christmas!!
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor,Sam Ajibola Stun In New Photos As He Turns A Year Older (photos) by chubbyG(m): 8:21pm On Dec 26, 2017
kalmebad:
Happy birthday to him, but honestly he is the reason I don't watch the Johnson, he appears dry, there is nothing funny about his acting...and the he does his fingers, more annoying than anything. Being real would have dome better to his acting skills
Lmao
That's his part in the movie series......
He's only acting what he's told to.

Merry Christmas!!
PropertiesRe: Ask Segzy14 by chubbyG(m): 8:35pm On Dec 21, 2017
segzy14:
We have architectural softwares and structural softwares.
Thanks for the replies...
well I meant which software do you use most often?



lastly, can you link me up on internship?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: .. by chubbyG(m): 7:23pm On Dec 20, 2017
Ytechconst:
A real estate firm within Lekki-Ajah axis require candidates to fill in multiple position of Construction Site Supervisor

Requirement:

1. Candidate must have field experience;

2. must be able to supervise construction activities on site

3. must be able to read and interpret construction working drawings on site;

4. must be able to supervise artisans on site (Masonry, Steel bender, Carpenter, Plumber, Electrician).

Qualification requirement: OND and HND (in any of the discipline: Building Technology, Architectural Technology, Civil Engineering) with minimum of 1 year field experience only.

Interested Candidates must be available on stand-by for interview and to fill this position immediately.

Send C.V/Resume to : akorebebie28@gmail.com
Qualification...
only OND and HND?

Btech/Bsc ??

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