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I look like myself o. talk about being unique. |
I only read manuals when I get stuck; and since that's rare, I rarely read user manuals. |
dumodust: i dont think it's about eating the same soup or whatever 24/7, it's about lack of respect which manifests in various ways be it gaining weight after marriage, relaxing and thinking it's all over after, increasing insults because u think he/she is yours forever...etc. Resentment slowly builds, the mind is a powerful thing and amplifies every bit of slight and u begin to ponder... Love's unconditional but dont mistaken, the baggage u bring along is not love.both sexes are to blamethe only post so far, that comes close to answering the question. these reasons may not be exhaustive, but it certainly points to the right direction. |
Cos I was born in the month duh |
iamswizz: How will this increase Coaster biscuit from 4 pieces to when it was formerly 6honestly, I tire! pDude: Anyama! Look at Tiwa's black knees and feet. DisgustingExactly what I was thinking. You beat me to it mehn - your fingers too fast. |
Cheap-hoe ![]() |
Beans.. For your mind, you been wan spell Beyonce... Mchewwwww SMH |
Whether you clean it up or not after use, the in-thing is that it has been defecated upon already. Be it your Landlord, your boss, the government, or even your friends or family, if they like, let them clean up afterwards, it's not a life worth living if yours gets defecated upon. So the answer is simple: carry your sh1t go another toilet. lolz |
Nigerians and our conscience games. mehn this is funny. it means you don't have to shit or piss into it nau. haba!!!! abi anybody wey use am must scrub the thing after every usage? ha!!!! |
nairaland has just edited the second word in that nickname mchewww... ok then. smart guys in the house should figure it out.out. ![]() |
nairaland has just edited the second word in that Oakland's mchewww... ok then. smart guys in the house should figure it out.out. ![]() |
see-penis |
hurry-while-offer-lasts |
cacophony |
jmaine: Go tell that to peeps who are buying or ordering the Lumia 920 in droveswhich one be your own sef? a lot of people out there pretty much do things like cattle. they'll think it's the "in thing" until they discover it's unusable. sorry o, I don't know where you got your info that "people" are ordering Lumias in "droves" but I think that's just pure "FABOO" Na you just dey fabricate that stats. |
mehn Nokia is on a long thing o. When I never buy galaxy note .2 finish? dem dey say this unusable windows device na over 100k? do they even realize the windows ecosystem . does not thrive in Nigeria? na this one Wizkid dey call "sleeping on a bicycle." |
Please I need to know where I can find Linux Distos to buy in Nigeria. Anyone from Ubuntu to Mint, Suse and all of them. Not Red Heart sha. |
@naturalwaves: mehn... why are you living such a meaningless life? seems your time on earth has expired cause you're acting like you have a terminal illness. I suggest you spend the remainder of your sodden existence in silence. |
Pain: I laugh in swahili because Kwest aint gonna get a good bargain for his money. The only rapper with originality from this dark part of the planet is a midget called MI. He is the only artist capable of catching a wave of inspiration from sector six. The rest a just a bunch of pretenders that keep repeating some belated chants while hiding behind some borrowed beats. My 5+ kobo.Haba guy! He's just a SHort blAcK bOy, not a midget please. haba! You no get respect sef? |
Now could this be true? I sincerely hope it isn't. But let's assume for a moment that this story could be true since there any rumour in Nigeria ultimately turns out true. Kanye trying to reconcile Don Jazzy and D'Banj? Well, this would be my hypothesis: Kanye saw D'Banj as a fresh fish from Nigeria and made his move. gullible d'bang (feeling like a star) took the bait hook, line and sinker - now he's the biggest boy and no other compares. His eyes, he's too good he doesn't need anyone anymore. ok nau... off he goes to Yankee where they can't even cook a proper beat for his style (which he didn't create alone - a mixture of high-life, afrobeat & contemporary naija) and so he cannot make hits like he did with MoHits. Pressures start to mount and he's going down. Finally it begins to dawn on "BAD MUSIC" crew that this fresh fish is indeed no longer in water but kerosene and the only dude who can make this kite fly is the neglected one that's counted his losses and trying to rearrange his life and career. but it's hard. d'bang messed Don Jazzy up big time. He left thinking he's a jet while forgetting Don was and has always been his fuel. don't you guys feel that high-life tinge that Don Jazzy puts in D'Banj's songs? Haba! it's only when the Don sings that I feel their tracks o. So now good music may dump Dbanj if he doesn't deliver and the guy is in a tight corner. his new boss is insisting he eats his own vomit by reconciling with the Don and that's why Don Jazzy wants to be paid to appear in a video because "hey na business o, brother era don finish". Pride goes before a fall. clap for yourself O dbanj to the reader: this is just a hypothesis o.k. |
billante: The boss go know his true fans when he flys into d crowd from the stage!!lolz! Goodness gracious! Nigerians! Una mouth no go kill una. But I agree with you o. Non of these self-acclaimed fans will catch that mofo if he dares jump off the stage. Mehn see falling! |
hmmm... See my country... United Niger Delta is the name. Well, that's worth fighting for sha, and we'll have plenty allies. Anyone wants to worry us will have a problem with the entire world. Hahaha GOLDEN CHILD NONI! |
the world grav its 11:45pm. Rev 13v17. After the cashless society is attained, next move will be implants - and that, my people, is the mark talked about. |
[quote author=bookface]If anyone stand a chance of surviving of the two, I'd stake a bet the person is D'banj! D'banj is and has always been the 'product' that the market knows, accepts and pays for. Don jazzy may be a great producer, but then again, being a producer takes skills that can be developed by anyone, being a great artiste on the other hand is a God given talent, you are either one or you forget it and devote your life to something less enthralling like being a mathematician or a medical doctor. Summary: Don Jazzy is replaceable, infact, thousands of people can be a Don Jazzy. . .D'banj is not! and the people want to listen to D'banj! are you so shallow and dim-witted? Do you think one cannot be a genius as a music producer? Maybe it was because d'banj co-owned Mo Hits with don j that's why all the focus was on him, dr sid and wande coal are better artistes than d'banj. If half the efforts on d'banj was put on WC, mo hits would've made far more than what they have. All-in-all, i wish d'banj well, it's his decision, i also wish don jazzy well, he should focus on what he knows iow to do best - make good beats cause he's just like dre. Any artist that sings to his beats will do great. It's all in the BEATS |
eemmason: tell that to the divorced that re-married..bad-mouth |
boko haram- testing their latest arsenal |
madam oteh, i hope say you get proof? else, wetin you do now is tantamount to "running your mouth". I sincerely pray say you get proof, i go like this. If na ordinary mouth you just make, your own don finish! |
una wey wan buy new one wear that day, make una buy new one. Those of una too wey no see the need, well, make una no buy new ones ok, use old ones. @oga poster: I believe say e dey important to me say i go wear new ones that day but as for you, my advice na make you use your regular clothes ok. Like the one wey you wear right now. E go make sense. Trust me |
Yes i tried using wiki and god the 'dark screen of protest' but it takes a few seconds to appear so what i did was when the page opens, i save it before the protest page covers it. I can then open the saved one and read. |
Gay people are sick. Just as someone is born deformed when influenced during pregnancy by drugs, alcohol, radiation etc, something else must be causing this retardation in gay people. It's just sad that no one is researching it to possibly find a cure. They're retards. I feel sorry for them sha. |
the slogan: "The police is your friend" is as true as saying "elephants fly". |
DonCrust:I'm so pasting this on my facebook wall, Kai WhyAWhy:That is eh, I tire for all these beans haters O. @Porter: see eh, let's do it this way. Just boil the beans with the usual pinch of salt and prepare fried-rice sauce (y'know, diced carrots, liver, pepper, sweet corn, and all what's not fried in oil), prepare dried chicken too and yam chips (sweetened). Serve in wide plain-white china. Make it look like oil on canvass painting. Provide a cold drink like smirnoff ice and smooth music at the background. Christmas don finish be that. Your first guests will empty the pot |




nairaland has just edited the second word in that nickname mchewww... ok then. smart guys in the house should figure it out.out. 