Nahum777:
Lol, this country! God knows if I become president, at least 5000 people will see jail and many people will die by hanging for their past crimes. We will carry out thorough investigation from 1960 till date, set up a special court for corruption and get rid of all the old politicians and cabals by force. Then we need to sensitive Nigerians, they need to know that only us can build our country and no one will build it for us. Train some new set of intelligent Police guys, disarm the present police and use them for something else just to keep them employed. Focus on production and invest real big on technology. Offer ministerial jobs to skilled professionals only and monitor them big time to end corruption. Bring Nigerian professionals from all over the world to come help fix this gaddamn country.

It's not that hard to lead a country, but we have unwilling and dumb leaders.

From 1960? Ahh egbon, fear God nah. You go dey on top the investigation your 8 years go elapse.

Someone should help me with that Ronaldo's picture, were he is screaming at a Ref

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Following requests from some Nairalanders that we have interacted with, it became pertinent we answered some of the very many personal questions that bother our married and soon-to-be married men, especially those of them that are above 30, concerning their sexual health.


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Happy Sunday.

In the spirit of 2019...
Politicians opening their bags of tricks like clowns at a circus.

For men who want to know the way forward on those issues they would rather not tell anybody, CLICK THIS

Awele oo!

THIS

victorvezx:

This is fake news

Enlighten me please. How exactly is it at fake news?

That is a really huge amount to lose in one single day. I am an Igbo guy. The best way to resolve this em-passe between The Federal Government and IPOB is to dialogue. Military force has never helped in issues like this. Shooting people and jailing them has never resolved calls for secession anywhere in the world.

THIS

If you are 30 years+ and you have to read anything today, it has to be THIS

Are you a male and 30 years and above, read this

Are you 30 years and above,click this

vizkiz:
They should not kill him without torture.

I mean...

Pluck out his eye balls with a butter knife.

Amputate him with a blunt cutlass.

Stab him severally on his laps with a broken bottle.

Bath him with both hot and cold water within 0.45 seconds..

Then finally brand his skull with hot and burning metal

Jesu!!! �

Giovanotto:

What manner of fu*kery meme is this? �

A lot of Nigerian men, despite continuous warning, have continued with the unhealthy use of drugs such as Tramadol. It has been observed that Tramadol is usually used to delay ejaculation during sexual relationship. Experts have warned against such use. The use of Tramadol to get high or for delayed ejaculation could lead to depression.

It is noteworthy that even though Tramadol is meant for the treatment of severe pains, it is sometimes abused because of the euphoric feeling that comes with its use.

Tramadol belongs to a group of analgesics called Opioid Analgesics. It is the lowest in the class of Cocaine. It has a very strong analgesic effect which is used for strong or severe pains. But you find that because of the opioid effect- the euphoric effect- which is one of the side effects, it makes the user feel high. The pain goes away but the euphoria remains.

The most common side effects of Tramadol use include:

Perisitent weakness(always tired)
Convulsions
Memory loss
Irregular heartbeat
Seeing or hearing things that are not there/hallucinating, difficulty breathing
Kidney problems
Depression
Coma.

Tramadol is not a party drug. Stop abusing it.

https://www.betahealthstore.com.ng/2018/05/why-you-should-not-try-tramadol.html

MODs, please kindly move to the front page to enlighten our men and youths.

maxiuc:

All those sturborn ushers

Went to a friend's child's dedication this usher man rushed me please Sir this way I was like all this chair here is it for ghost suddenly I Saw a roll filled with fine chicks damn I told the usher here is referable he still refused because he can pls Sir come front vum am already sitted he signal me tire hmmm i no even send am today the girl I am dating now is from that church the same roll we sat and it may lead to marriage that's knew i some usher can deny singles their Life partner

Oga, this your English just tire me. I am having migraine right now...

NdiaraIGBO:
Flat/head piglet IPD Bishop! Who dash am Bishop sef?

It's high time the MODs of Nairaland Forum started checking the excesses of these nepotistic elements. We have so many handles right here in this forum, whose stock in trade is to spread hurtful ideas. Their comments never fail to tow the lines of race, religion and social groups.

Lalasticlala, Seun and all the other handlers urgently need to checkmate these elements. We may decide to call them trolls but they are actually doing more harm than we realize.

NdiaraIGBO:
The FAKE news was started by FFK inlaws, the bloody flat/heads IDP from the East.

Useless igbo cunts!

You don start again abi? Make we bring chain?

Donald3d:
Where is Innoson
I dey come , I dey type my answer
1.Infinity
2.Mercedes
3.Mitsubishi
4.Buick
5.Toyota
6.Mazda
7.Jaguar
8.RAM
9.Chevrolet
10.Escalade/Cadillac
11.Audi
12.Volvo
13.Opel
14.Honda
15.Porsche
16.VolksWagen
17. Its very popular I dont know why my mind is skipping it(Hunger is a bad thing )
18.Subaru
19.
20.Hyundai
21.Lambo
22.Acura
23.Peugeot
24.Lexus
25.Maseratti
26.
27.BMW
28.SAAB
29.Suzuki
30.
31.
32.
33.Chrysler
34.Ferrari
35. Nissan
36.
37.Bentley
38.Daewoo
39.Alfa Romeo
40.
41.Aston Martin
42.
43. My Legedis benz . Na wetin we dey cruise for now, Oya just take style look my signature

17 is Renault.

Shugarlord213:
I don’t know what you people are saying. I have taken women as h.oes and treated all Nigerian girls as the same.

I stopped dealing with women for 5 months to enable me save money to buy a car, because with a car you have unlimited access to their kitty even your friends wives and girls will follow you just so you know how cheap they are.

Once I fvck a naija gal, I just drop her at the busstop and leave #500 for her hand. Sometimes as soon as she steps off my car, I zoom off

If the girl like male she call me again if she doesn’t call me I get over 40 number ladies women way day disturb me for WhatsApp

Why spend for a leech when you got a car and bills to pay. I even bought a dog so to tell you I can’t afford to spend money on another being with complete legs and hands

Guys get sense pls and pls. Get a car if you don’t have. If you are on leggedis benz we way get car go fvck your babe and we don’t care how you feel atall

If i talk exactly wetin dey my mind, they fit ban me. I feel you have very low self esteem and have no single atom of respect for women. Talking trash and feeling tech. For your mind now you be guy man. Where i am from, having a car is a necessity, and not a means to an end. Rada rada!

safarigirl:
I swear, the last picture is all shades of trashy and the view is terrible. You can see the cellulite from the form of the trousers

I like the one with the red dress best

Haters gonna hate.

DrinkLimca:
Here in Tokyo, we don't know him..
he look like an armed robber.. The wife look like a mannequin.. the son like the evil dolls in cult of chucky.

NwaAmaikpe, we know. You, we don't know. Oya come and be going.

donstan18:
Sentiment apart!

Romelu Lukaku is a waste and a disgrace to big teams, this is a strong prove that some players plays better while playing for a smaller teams,
e.g, Benteke, Ayew, Lukaku and Lambert.

Jose Mourinho never loved and wanted that elephant of a player to feature in his squad, he wanted Greizman and Morata, but because they failed, He then went for Lukaku just to punish Chelsea's initial interest on Lukaku.

They allowed Mark Wanye Rooney on a free transfer, funny enough Lukaku haven't scored more than him in Epl.

Lukaku is a waste!
Lukaku is a disgrace to Manchester united shirt, compare to the likes of Ibra, Cantona, Van persie, Rooney, Berbetov and even Chicharito!



I can authoritatively prove to you that Rashford plays better than LUKAKU, in all angles excluding Stamina wise.
Rashford is better in speed wise!
Dribble wise!
Footwork!
Attacking wise!
Goal sense!


2mins of Silence for those who once compared Morata and Lukaku, they must be sorry now and ready to apologize to Morata.

-Manchester united should go for Harry Kane
-Manchester united should sack Mourinho and sign an attacking coach, for them to attack and play well against big teams.

I'm not a supporter of Manchester united, But they are too big to be going through this kind of shame and insult.

When Manchester united was Manchester united1999-2013, what will players like Lingard, Lukaku, and Damian be doing in that squad?

Manchester united is doomed with Mourinho and his defensive pattern.

#EndLUKAKU, Buy sharp striker or train Rashford, He has potentials.


Once again!

EndLUKAKU

Ogbeni, shatap your mouth! How many goals have you scored in your life? You just carry that your cheap tecno phone dey type rubbish online. If i catch you eh, sorry will be your name. Someone cannot have a bad game again? All these plastic fans.

Youngmum1:
Op snickers=candy/chocolate and sneakers=footwear/shoes
He obviously wasn't wearing snickers.

Your brain dey dia. The money wey your parents pay for school no be waste

Konpresor012:
So Atiku can lie like this Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun what're you guys waiting for? Huh

Did Atiku steal your kpomo? Don't let me dash you a hot slap.

Yeligray:
Messi leave barca na.. Even guys dey change change gf once in a while

Tell your Club to come and pay 700 million Euros first, then he will leave.

JamesReacher:
Your daddy fit pass am?

Epic clap back.

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pyyxxaro:

She for kukuma open am well naa
Make we see her horse toe

It's camel toe and not horse toe. Ode! Study your books, mba nu!

rentAcock:
1 in 4 Nigerians are into occultism, cultism, money ritual and love potion peddling. Everybody wants to use evil means to make money so they can visit Dubai and brag about it in songs and snapchat. If Nigeria does not repent, it will face massive earthquakes like the one which turned haiti, an already impoverish country, into ash and rubble.

Davido is an occult ring leader, he has dedicated followers in Haiti, Brazil, and New Orleans. He killed his friend, but messed up with the timing. He hoped this guy will die a few days later, but it didn't go as planned. Of course nigeria's judicial system is a total joke, verdicts and jurors can be paid off with a few thousand naira.

We are screwed in this country, a 16.0 earthquake or super volcano is needed right now to end this madness once and for all.

Stop talking bullshit, young man. That earthquake you talked about, na for your house e go happen if you don't take time. Stay away from drugs; it seems you were high when you typed this.

ProWalker:

What nonsense language is this? Do you think you are in your village?

Make ogbonge sense fall on you.

ismokeweed:

Well, majek fashek has done more to promote Nigeria than your entire lineage.

Bro, please take it easy with the savagery hehehe.

Rossikki:


Shut the fck up you criminal. Where were you and your ilk when Goodluck Jonathan was in power? Why was there no agitation for secession? When TOTAL corruption and looting was the order of the day?

Fcking tribalist hypocrite. Oil thief. Come carry make we see. Bastards. Just secede with your Igbo states, cos if you dare touch our Nigerian delta, you will be slaughtered like the bunch of criminals and thieves you are.

If you know you can't construct any meaningful sentence without using vulgar epithet, maybe you should try shoving your animalistic tendencies up your tribalistic behind.

We can't have trolls like you festering sane humans with hate and bitterness.

Be warned!

rozayx5:
Prof Afonjah
VC
university of skull technology Oshogbo
BSC - Skull mining technology
MSc - Skull detection technology
PHD - Body parts extraction

Hahaha. Guy you too funny.

itsdumebi:
An unidentified man was recently given the beating of his life and paraded for stealing a mattress, home-theatre, television and other valuables in Agbor, Delta State.

He was captured by Vigilantes. Photos below;
http://politicsngr.com/2017/09/05/man-beaten-paraded-stealing-home-theatre-matress/

Muoka foam fall on this guy...