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Romance / Re: Men & Cheating: My Experience, My Lessons! by chucktoon: 5:49pm On Mar 30, 2015
dearpreye:


Those ones weren't just big; they were massive, always seeking to escape from her bra.....

You don't sound as if you've really learnt any lesson brah

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Politics / Re: Lagos Civil Servants Vacate Offices Over Protest Rumour by chucktoon: 5:34pm On Mar 30, 2015
Pavore9:


l am also following his reportage here in Nairobi.

Me too here in Singapore grin
Politics / Re: Lagos Civil Servants Vacate Offices Over Protest Rumour by chucktoon: 5:34pm On Mar 30, 2015
Pavore9:


l am also following his reportage here in Nairobi.
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Politics / Re: Lagos Civil Servants Vacate Offices Over Protest Rumour by chucktoon: 5:29pm On Mar 30, 2015
BlackGirlsCode:
If we still have to fear violence-after-election in 2015........then Nigeria is still crawling.

what do you think the men and officers of the USMC who landed next door in Ghana are doing and waiting for?
Politics / Re: Shonghai To Replace Nigeria, Yes Or No? by chucktoon: 3:29pm On Mar 18, 2015
Harmvirus:
Shonghai ko shanghai ni

Another one grin

Keep it coming smiley
Politics / Re: Shonghai To Replace Nigeria, Yes Or No? by chucktoon: 3:28pm On Mar 18, 2015
EroticAngelina:
liar

Ah! smiley

One of the wet-behind the ears juveniles of Nairaland grin

Behaving true to type.
Politics / Shonghai To Replace Nigeria, Yes Or No? by chucktoon: 9:07pm On Mar 17, 2015
Many of the youngsters on NL wouldn't know that there was a time that there was a national deliberation to change the uninspiring name "Nigeria" - Niger Area, (allegedly coined by Florence Shaw, Lugard's secretary and girl friend who later became Mrs. Lugard) to Shonghai.

After many months of deliberations and debates, the idea was jettisoned and a dumb name coined by an oppressing foreigner became stuck.

Many religions accept that one's name is one's destiny. Hence, many change their names for better deal out of life.

Countries and companies too have undergone name change for better prospects. Myanmar used to be Burma, et.c.

Should Nigeria revert to Shonghai to achieve and attain its fullest potentials and jettison the confusion, bloodshed, corruption/stealing, 419, rituals, hatred and tribalism which have been its hallmark since amalgamation?
Religion / Re: Why Should A Pastor Drive A 10 Million Naira Car? by chucktoon: 6:05pm On Mar 08, 2015
wonlasewonimi:

I think it's fair for a pastor to drive a N10m car in Nigeria, the one I can't understand is having 4 private jets.

You obviously don't know how it starts, after getting tired of a #10M land-based vehicle, next thing is craving for an aircraft. Then, owning one isn't enough, getting a fleet would be the in thing.

The Lord already warned of covetousness and by their fruits, you shall know them.
Travel / Re: U.S. Non-immigrant Visas: We’re Listening by chucktoon: 5:09pm On Mar 08, 2015
abujaniv:
Hello, Nairaland! Our last thread was lost due to the Nairaland data loss, so we're re-starting the Non-Immigrant Visa discussion.

We are U.S. Foreign Service Officers working in Abuja and Lagos. We'll be happy to answer as many of your Non-Immigrant Visa questions as possible. Please note that we do not comment on specific cases, we do not offer advice, and we will not answer abusive or insulting posts.

We look forward to hearing from you!

Our best,
AbujaNIV

Good afternoon, I know that a father is meant to sign a Consent form if his children, who are minors, are being taken to the US, either for a visit or sightseeing.

In a situation where the father refused his consent and the mother of the children forged the father's signature on the consent form and on getting wind of this act of desperation, the father wishes to inform the embassy/consulate to deny visa to the children. Which department/unit should he notify? If visa were issued unwittingly based on this pretext, what actions would be taken by the embassy/consulate upon being made aware of the deception?

Thank you.

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Politics / Re: Live Pictures From The APC One Million March4Buhari by chucktoon: 1:18pm On Mar 07, 2015
Clerverly:
We are now at Jimi Agbaje's Campaign office grin

The Governor-in-waiting.

Yes, we need Change, change in Lagos State from the old, corrupt, inbreeding and tired hands.

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Phones / Re: Incredible Things You Can Do With Your Smartphone by chucktoon: 2:45pm On Mar 04, 2015
blackfase:
*Misfit Shine

*tõd

tōd (pronounced 'toad') is a great little device if you have kids. Simply attach it to an item of clothing and as soon the wearer steps out of a set range, you will receive an alert via your smartphone.

There's nothing great about exposing innocent children to radiofrequency radiations thereby setting the stage for leukemia, tumours, headaches, learning disorders, dizziness, cancers and acute kidney damage among other deleterious health effects.

It's highly irresponsible to hype the so-called benefits of gsm/smart or dumb phones without identifying the underlying health exposures. Smh!
Family / Re: I'm Confused: My Wife's Pressuring Us To Relocate To Another Apartment!!!!! by chucktoon: 12:41pm On Feb 21, 2015
dein77:


My faith in Him is unshakable. Thanks for ALL your inputs and contributions.

I will announce, in due time, my decision.

Last night, we retired to bed after some good minutes dedicated to worship and thanksgiving.

She didn't experience any nightmares. Still watching events thought.

In this world, you'll experience troubles and tribulations, but be of good cheer for I have overcome the world.

The enemy comes to steal, kill and destroy but I have come to give you life, peace in abundance.

Know Who to trust.

And HE is more than able to make you own your own house, built to your taste in your choice location.

It's well with you.

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Family / Re: I'm Confused: My Wife's Pressuring Us To Relocate To Another Apartment!!!!! by chucktoon: 8:56am On Feb 21, 2015
koseepaaro:
OP, please, do not disregard my candid advice. Though, I'm a muslim....

Jesus is the ONLY answer to problems, challenges and difficulties.

Put your faith in Him and enjoy real freedom.

And there's no other Name under heaven by which we can be saved, except the Name of Jesus.

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Family / Re: I'm Confused: My Wife's Pressuring Us To Relocate To Another Apartment!!!!! by chucktoon: 8:52am On Feb 21, 2015
koseepaaro:
OP, please, do not disregard my candid advice. Though, I'm a muslim, but I don't know why God pushed me to type this. Look, seeing is believing, they say.

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Family / Re: I'm Confused: My Wife's Pressuring Us To Relocate To Another Apartment!!!!! by chucktoon: 8:49am On Feb 21, 2015
wilsondave:
@op don't ignore what your wife says just go see a pastor for prayer and cancelling and what ever the pastor says follow that....... if she didn't see any thing she wouldn't have been disturbing u OK. if relocation will be the next thing kindly do it with immediate effect don't put your wife in danger or better still your family plsssss........

Also see a pastor whether to change a job, see a pastor what to have for breakfast, lunch and dinner, see a pastor whether to open a bank account, see a pastor whether to take a dump, smh.

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Crime / Re: Police Kill Kidnap Kingpin, Rescue Abducted Director [graphic Photo] by chucktoon: 9:45pm On Feb 18, 2015
izonlucky01:
I know it will hit front page

This land is not for sale beware of my son Wale
grin grin


Wale the omo ale jati jati? Or another one?
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To His Alleged Sack On Twitter by chucktoon: 2:52pm On Feb 18, 2015
Ufranklin92:
who is reno omokri undecided

It's obvious you don't know him in Kuala Lumpur grin
Politics / Re: Military Destroy 6 Buffur Camps Of Boko Haram Terrorists by chucktoon: 10:02am On Feb 15, 2015
kastonkastrol:
[s][/s] your picture doesn't refute the fact that that place is sambisa forest. Even the soldier in the picture is putting on a Nigeria army desert camouflage. Timbuktu doesn't have a single thorny bush as you can see it the picture. Timbuktu Is a sparse and widely spaced vegetation. You should do your research very well ma'am

the research has been done and we've seen the evidence that the OP lied and deceived ignorant people like you.

Don't you guys get it that honesty remains the best policy?

You harm the NA reputation more when you concoct and support falsehoods.

I think the Mod should remove this nauseating thread

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Politics / Re: Military Destroy 6 Buffur Camps Of Boko Haram Terrorists by chucktoon: 9:56am On Feb 15, 2015
Mutuwa:
This pix look very FAKE!

.... and this is the stu.pid reason a general election was postponed?
Politics / Re: Who Is The Best President Nigeria Has Ever Had? by chucktoon: 11:59pm On Feb 14, 2015
chibwike:
In your opinions, who is the best president

Chief Obafemi Jeremiah Oyeniyi Awolowo!

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Health / Re: He Masturbates At Least Two Times Everyday, Pls Help by chucktoon: 10:14pm On Feb 12, 2015
chucktoon:

You be Chris Oyakhilome member? Say the truth.

You're so so wrong! Not all things necessary are expedient and not all things expedient are necessary

By their pastors, you shall know them!
Health / Re: He Masturbates At Least Two Times Everyday, Pls Help by chucktoon: 3:12pm On Feb 12, 2015
newcreatio:
Question.
You be Chris Oyakhilome member? Say the truth.

You're so so wrong! Not all things necessary are expedient and not all things expedient are necessary
Health / Re: He Masturbates At Least Two Times Everyday, Pls Help by chucktoon: 3:03pm On Feb 12, 2015
Ebig22:
guy am in that lane too, but not as chronic as yours. have a girlfriend now so mine have stopped. advice go and look for a girlfriend that will love you, and u will stop

from the frying pan into the fire!

Now you gat to contend with HIV, syphilis, demonic attacks, poverty, sleeplessness, restlessness, confusion, et cetera.

Give your life to Jesus and you're free!
Politics / Re: Leaked Ekiti Tape: I Dare Obanikoro To Go To Court — Falana by chucktoon: 2:36pm On Feb 12, 2015
Ask4bigneyo:
In GEJ's Voice...
You people have been shouting "Change" "Change" and INEC Changes the election date...
What else do you want?

dry and tasteless attempt at humour undecided

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa PDP Suspends Chairman Over Diezani’s N40m Gift by chucktoon: 11:11am On Feb 12, 2015
pacesetter939:
Just few weeks away, their end shall be announced to the world and they shall return all our stolen loot. Little wonder GEJ, in his words aptly put it thus; "stealing is not corruption" or "how much did Jim Nwobodo steal, that GMB sent him to prison?"

General Muhammadu BUHARI shall bring an end to this rubbish!

Point of correction: "how much did Jim Nwobodo STOLE..."


Please get your facts right grin
Politics / Re: Gunmen Storm Lagos Press, Confiscate Book On Jonathan by chucktoon: 5:21pm On Feb 08, 2015
chaberry:
Suddenly you guys have realise that there is "freedom of the press" but when Fayose just advertise in the front cover of a news paper, most of you guys where crying blue murder

d.umb analogy
Politics / Re: Gunmen Storm Lagos Press, Confiscate Book On Jonathan by chucktoon: 5:20pm On Feb 08, 2015
kevinberry:
Like I. Said earlier
Two things will happen if the present government does not take heed
1 REVOLUTION
2 CIVIL WAR

Those who make peaceful CHANGE impossible make VIOLENT change inevitable!
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Campaign Jet (photos) by chucktoon: 5:15pm On Feb 08, 2015
VellyG:

Some of you talk like fools at times .. Is Jonathan taking the 11 jets away after his tenure. Those aircraft are for the presidency. If Buhari comes in he will still make use of them . nonsense

Point of correction, when Buhari comes in, not if. Get that right and make no mistake on that!

He's gonna sell them off and use the proceeds to build standard well-equipped hospitals all over the country.
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Campaign Jet (photos) by chucktoon: 5:13pm On Feb 08, 2015
LRNZH:
Quite small a jet. This is an example of how they will lead Nigeria prudently and efficiently.

Not 11 jumbo jets, running the 3rd largest airline in Nigeria for one clueless man that postpones elections.

All members of the Mile High Club!
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Advice To Help.. Mom Is In Detention. by chucktoon: 2:14pm On Feb 08, 2015
Flytefalls:
What is/are SARS?

legalized assassins for the highest bidder
Politics / Re: Gunmen Storm Lagos Press, Confiscate Book On Jonathan by chucktoon: 2:07pm On Feb 08, 2015
femicyrus:
Freedom of information FOI under GEJ is a joke

Freedom of expression and of speech are constitutional guarantees which someone is trampling in the mud.

But can you expect the useless 'National Assembly' to do the right thing and impeach this expired govt? Under a David Mark?

Never!

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Politics / Re: US Condemns Postponement Of Nigeria’s Elections by chucktoon: 2:00pm On Feb 08, 2015
SeverusSnape:

My God!...Must you air your view with Insults

They gat it coming grin

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