₦airaland Forum

ednut1:
Yet has not been released officialy. Na soso aba made dey everywhere

tomorrow

jamoyakz:
millions sef dem go still dupe person join... this country na pure set up

lol...true talk...serious set up...no joy o

nymphomaniac:
It's a sad fact and the government agencies do nothing to prove the populace wrong becos its true. the job goes for as high as 500k to top officials who won't bat an eyelid until they collect in full.


Well I sha applied to fufill all righteousness.

May God help us.

500k for buhari regime
lol
If you no get millions for slot na only God go help you...lol

yeyerolling:
Photoshop

you get eyes

AGManuel:
My degree is in the humanities, I.e B.A in history & International studies, and not bsc, can a B.A degree in the humanities apply for compass 09? Pls help me bro

Disqualification bro...B.A is conpass 08

corpse*

WTF!..After them go blame buhari...LAZY YOUTH smh

Codeine

Omihanifa:
where is the dino melaye there now

The one sitting down...so much resemblance with his son

Terver90:
As na 3.30 wey I graduate with nnow nkoh?

3.49 na still sorry bro

kaen1317:
Good job. Na Lebanese remain

Chinese too

Na them...See as police transform...SHAME!

hmmm...I enta fp sha

lol

Geraldyne:
na wah o...so she became a celeb for jst being davidos gf?...

Ask Karrueche?

eleojo23:
So if this little girl asks Davido
"Daddy, who is Chioma?"
What will he say?

This kind of lifestyle is confusing for kids. It's not good and shouldn't be encouraged

he will say, 'Chioma my lover oooo'

professorchuks:
Bro abeg help me tell dem o. Wen oyibo dey carry our money, nobody said anything. niggas are bringing it back, my government dey pursue dem. Y?

which oyibo
abeg apply sense
blacks dey scam blacks

sprints1:
team #25 I have 30 sim cards so that is literally 15GB per night which is equalivalent to 450GB a month and #22250 per month sense will not kill me

Engineer

Glo data for day, Mtn pulse data for night...Na the idea

excellencyabia1:
Na the bad one we dey criticise like
A boy sucking cow breast
Also buhari saying that Fulani killer men are not carrying AK47

AK 47 with sticks and machete...Buhari too dull

noahnaira:
Yes You need a Label. Lipton Yellow Label tea is what you need

red label

chrysanthus07:
Wetin this one wan sing abeg

DINO DINO DINO na wetin in sing

He should be the only student in that department offering the course.

Dottore:
Whats the meaning

Most Valuable Player

Giovanotto:
Hmm this also happened...

They are now in lagos
state oooo! This happened
in someone's Estate this
Morning in ipaja. A lady
called an Aboki as we all
call
them, a shoe maker to
help fix her slippers. She
allowed him stay in their
compound, while she
went back inside to
continue with what she
was doing.
When he was fixing her
slippers, he added
something under before
stitching it back. Luckily
for the Lady, her landlord
was at the
balcony watching the
ABOKI without his
knowledge. When he was
through, he called her to
tell her
that he has finished. She
came out, he
told her to try it on her
leg to make sure it was
OK.
Her landlord shouted
from upstairs 'no oh,
don't put your leg in that
slippers I'm coming. He
came downstairs; forced
the Aboki to put his leg in
the slippers, the Aboki
refused. Then he alerted
neighbours. So,they all
gathered, forced
him to wear the slippers.
Immediately he put his
leg in the slippers, Guess
what happened??
Hmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!

The slippers cut... He did
not sew it well...

lol...receive sense

Dottore:
I had invited a girl on a date. I thought we could start something serious. Her father is a Secondary School Teacher while her mum is a trader. While we were considering where to go she said she'd like to go to Sahara Restaurant that she had never been there and she heard it's a nice place. . I had gone there a couple of times. This restaurant is a classy restaurant run by Arabs in Enugu. she came with 2 other girls, all were provocatively dressed and chewing gums without the slightest care in the world.
. A conversation ensued between btw us through text:
Me: babe I thought this meeting is for the both of us.
You didn't tell me you are coming with your friends.

Babe: what's wrong with my friends coming with me.
I also accompany them to meet their bfs. Besides
they are bored in the hostel and we are hungry.

(they were busy going through a big leather bound colorful menu book and placing orders)

Me: I didn't plan for this. I have a budget for our outing.

Babe: duuurrr! (carelessly chewing gum with clicking sounds)

I kept my cool as they chattered about school and gossiped about their school mates. In less than 30mins the food started coming, the only thing I could recognize was pizza which they say they'd prefer as 'take away' and a bowl of shredded Chicken Sauce. Among their orders were two glass cups of a drink I couldn't recognize and a slice of lemon hanging on the tip of each of the glass.
The waiter brought a printed bill with a shiny steel cone that they use to cover bills. I opened the cone and looked I saw N17,300
I had ordered and paid for bottled water while I was waiting for her to come.

I gently stood up, left and drove straight to another eatery.. I didn't bother switching off my phone because of 3 lousy girls. I managed to silence it though because the calls were incessant followed with countless messages that first started with insults then calmer tones of "apologies"..

Nonsense

Real MVP

Blackbishop:
Abeg mak we hear word jaare. David matter Don tire me sei. ... me see get album I wan do for my own bea too... titled
..... Reassurance

hahahaha

Jamie Foxx is a black man

spartan50:
Jeeez... I go cut down on drink o

I dey tell you

trippleKAY:
I know someone who takes 2000 in a day. one sachet

Yeah...1000 is not overdose depending on how you take it

Deltayankeeboi:
vanity upon vanity. . . will the porsche carry her to heaven. rubbish. NEXT!

Hahahaha...E pain am

olabs201:
he will soon buy the girl a big ride

PORSCHE