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CrimeRe: Man Sets Wife Ablaze In Ogun For Attending A Family Party (photo) by Chuksemi(m): 9:36am On May 04, 2016
Good lord. I imagine the man racking his brains after the incident for a suitable lie. He came up short.


The only thing or person he could fling a burning substance on, is his wifehuh? Lol, nollywood directors, this is your cue.
PoliticsRe: Crowd Mob Akpabio Outside A Bank In Akwa Ibom State by Chuksemi(m): 9:32am On May 04, 2016
This is our problem. Glorify a big theif. Burn a small thief. Why should they mob himhuh?? If only they know the amount he stole, and how it doesn't compare to whatever ''notice me'' project he did for them. Their eyes go clear.
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth's N200,000 Belt To The Launch Of Laffhub.com by Chuksemi(m): 9:31am On May 04, 2016
omobaekiti:
its all about priorities, he is into showbiz and part of the game is to "show" yourself...I pray we all get to our expected height in life,there are very few people in life that can afford to buy something that would not buy it...may God pick your call too so that you can flaunt a shoe worth 1m.
Still not relevant. The belt has depreciated in value. It isn't an asset. Thanks for the prayer. i wish you same too. Double fold.
BusinessRe: Requirements In Opening A Corporate Bank Account In Nigeria by Chuksemi(m): 9:28am On May 04, 2016
Who coporate account epp? Buhari should just do quick and leave that seat....
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo & Alex Ekubo In A Boat, Almost In An Intimate Way by Chuksemi(m): 9:00am On May 04, 2016
I don't know. So two people went out and it made newshuh?? So what am I supposed to sayhuhhuh


Alex has a long mouth, he should stop pouting.
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth's N200,000 Belt To The Launch Of Laffhub.com by Chuksemi(m): 8:51am On May 04, 2016
200, 000 naira? Maybe the belt comes with bags of rice and a paint of Garri in the carton....

Why would I buy just leather with that amount? When AbA boys are ever reppin'
EducationRe: Stephen Ndifon, UNICAL Lecturer Kidnapped With 2 Other Students by Chuksemi(m): 8:46am On May 04, 2016
They should call on Buhari to tighten security in Calabar. That's the new trend with governors now, passing everything to Buhari.


Oloshi. I feel no pity for them.
EducationRe: Amazing Facts ( Pictures) by Chuksemi(m): 8:43am On May 04, 2016
UIA04:
Exactly that violinist part got me.

I mean If you hear an Andre Bocelli, rkelly, Adele or even timi dakolo kinda voice on the streets even those who aren't musically inclined would stop to clap even in Lagos.

Someone that can sellout seats for that price must be a maestro worth listening to
Lol. The internet.
PoliticsRe: Ondo Health Workers Protest 5Months Unpaid Salaries (pics) by Chuksemi(m): 9:27pm On May 03, 2016
What the F*ckhuh? Five months? That's cruel. But the governor and top government officials get theirs on time.

Protest won't solve anything. Just go on indefinite strike.
PoliticsRe: Trump Blasts Nigeria Again, Calls Buhari ‘an Insensible President’ by Chuksemi(m): 9:22pm On May 03, 2016
I pray this is real.
CelebritiesRe: Charlyboy's Phone Number For Marriage Counselling Service by Chuksemi(m): 9:15pm On May 03, 2016
See what Teebillz and Tiwa have caused. This scary, ringish, bald, disobedient son now thinks his marriage skills are something we should thank Amadioha forhuhhuh


Grandfather go and mind your business.
CelebritiesRe: After God Its Linda. I Went From Being That Girl To Laura All Because Of Her. by Chuksemi(m): 9:12pm On May 03, 2016
I like this. Adore her, she is your saviour. So laura isn't an ingrate? And knows she is worthless without linda. Cool.....

God make me a Linda to my family.
TV/MoviesRe: Think Nigerian Movies Have Terrible Subtitles? Bothered To Read The Credits by Chuksemi(m): 9:11pm On May 03, 2016
You ain't seen nothing yet.
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi Donates Uniform To Pupils Of Ifesowapo Community Primary School (photos) by Chuksemi(m): 8:57pm On May 03, 2016
This man doesn't have sense. Just a class in a single school and you are publicizing ithuh? Dumbo. Maybe they aren't even up to 16 pupils. So we should applaud himhuh

Don't go and work on your internally generated revenue. Be there and be forming tailor..... Mtcheeew
CrimeRe: EFCC Remands Woman In Enugu Prison For N29.5Million Fraud by Chuksemi(m): 8:48pm On May 03, 2016
Obiagelli? Nwagu? Them seccessionists again. All this fraudsters from that side of the Niger should be left alone to go. Corruption would just vanish into thin air.

You won't catch a Yoruba stealin'.... Proudly Yoruba........
CelebritiesRe: How Tiwa Salvage Dated/slept With 2face Idibia-Sahara reporters by Chuksemi(m): 6:06pm On May 03, 2016
Op tagged me. Based on Teebillz cousin wey I be.huh?
CelebritiesRe: Ramsey Nouah's Dress To CAMIFF In Cameroon (Photos) by Chuksemi(m): 5:56pm On May 03, 2016
His dressing was a bit too casual. Too much. He is a proud hausa boy. Haters should keep off.


What is it with people and how celebrities dress?? Do they have clotheshuh Everybody claiming fashion expert ontop Ramsey case.


Reppin' the Herdsmen.
PoliticsRe: Xerona Duke Celebrates 26th Birthday by Chuksemi(m): 5:48pm On May 03, 2016
rr
PoliticsRe: Xerona Duke Celebrates 26th Birthday by Chuksemi(m): 5:48pm On May 03, 2016
She doesn't work there as a full staff though. She is just an intern, even my elder brother is an intern in the same law firm. She is cool and very humble. Met her a couple of times.


Proudly Yoruba boy......
ComputersRe: Small Cylinder In Your Laptop Charger: Ever Wondered What It Is For (afriwap) by Chuksemi(m): 5:37pm On May 03, 2016
The thing is I use an Acer506 double egded sound laptop. Comes with an in built electronic charger and bystand battery.

I don't need this. As a rich hausa boy.
PoliticsRe: Afeni Shakur, Mother Of Rap Legend Tupac, Dies At 69 by Chuksemi(m): 5:30pm On May 03, 2016
Which kind source be thathuh
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Children Isolated In IDP Camp In Borno - Photos by Chuksemi(m): 11:52am On May 03, 2016
Them never see anything yet.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Oh My God! I Lost My Job! by Chuksemi(m): 11:50am On May 03, 2016
Hmm, I haven't graduated yet. But stories like this make me feel bad.

Please, to those passing through this phase, remember it is just a phase and it will pass. Just keep looking up.
PoliticsRe: 83 Cows And 20 Fulanis Killed In Reprisal Attacks by Chuksemi(m): 10:39am On May 03, 2016
F*ck them, f*ck them, even if they're celibate.

Up Agatu youths.
PoliticsRe: Okupe Urges Governors To Sack Workers Over Cash Crunch by Chuksemi(m): 10:28am On May 03, 2016
Sack them. Desperate time calls for desperate measures.
CrimeRe: Woman Hides Cocaine In Sweet Packs In Lagos (photo) by Chuksemi(m): 8:30am On May 03, 2016
Lol. I checked something. And I knew beforehand. It will be them. It will always be them. Those set of people, this all they know how to do, crime and chants of seccession.


Yoruba, making us proud.
PoliticsRe: No Elected Public Officer Should Earn 10 Times More Than Minimum Wage by Chuksemi(m): 8:29am On May 03, 2016
Mutuwa:
undecided

A friend wrote this:

If you've been following what has been happening in Nigeria since 1960, you don't need to be told that 65% of Nigerians are MAD. The cause I don't know but Some proof are:

1)Will a normal Nigerian be supporting a former president even with the overwhelming evidence of corruption leveled against him? MADNESS.

2) Can a normal Senate President be going to the same court with the same case repeatedly in order to delay a corruption case leveled against him? MADNESS.

3)Will a normal human being set his landlady and others ablaze simply because she prevented her daughter from dating him? MADNESS.

4)Will a normal marketer mix kerosene with aviation fuel in order to make huge profit not minding the repercussions? MADNESS.

5)How can a former Head of State embezzle over N500 billion and at the age of over 60? Where's he taking the money to? MADNESS.

6)How can someone say he want his people to secede from a Nigeria and install a radio transmitter on an MTN mast and call it Biafra radio? MADNESS.

7)How can a Military General, that swore to uphold the unity of his Country, start a secession war but later ran away from the battle front, still come back to the country he once said he want his people to secede from and contest for President? MADNESS.

8. Can a normal person go to the fuel station unclad just because he wants to buy fuel and some mad people still stand behind him at the filling station instead of running for their lives. I wonder what the story could have been if the guy was with a lighter. MADNESS.

9) Can a normal father rape his daughter? MADNESS.

10) Can a normal Minister of finance approve bail out fund without asking for some austerity measures and hoping the states won't ask for more? MADNESS.

11) Can a normal State Governor conduct an irrelevant LG election at the cost of over N6 billion but the same Governor can't pay workers over 4 months salary? MADNESS.

12) Can a normal President of a country say stealing is not corruption? MADNESS.

13) A certain State Governor couldn't pay salaries of the State's workers for over 5 months but was quick to award a N6 billion contract for the building of a fly over where there's no any traffic jam. MADNESS.

14) How can a normal religious group attempt to stop a convoy of an army Chief with ordinary stick? MADNESS.

15)How can a dreaded group say Western education is a sin and still use camera to shoot their videos and use AK 47 riffles as their favorite weapon of choice? MADNESS.

16) Can a normal group of people say they are fighting for their people because oil Companies degrade their environment, by blowing up pipeline to degrade same environment? MADNESS.

17) Where on earth will a Policeman use live bullets on peaceful protesters and still say 'police is your friend'? MADNESS.

18) Where on earth will a normal driver overtake on a sharp bend/corner and probably making calls on his phone? MADNESS.

19) How can over 100 lawyers and 24 SAN accompany their colleague who is charged to Court with bribery allegation? MADNESS.

20. How can over 80 SAN storm a Court in defense of a Senate President accused of stealing, abuse and mismanagement of office? MADNESS.

21) Can a normal Customs Authority destroy seized rice, turkey, cooking oil, clothing whereas our IDPS , motherless babies, poor and hungry Nigerians are in abundance? MADNESS.
In abnormal situations. Abnormal decisions are required. Normal people are permitted to use this technique once in a while or as often as possible.
PoliticsRe: No Elected Public Officer Should Earn 10 Times More Than Minimum Wage by Chuksemi(m): 8:19am On May 03, 2016
Untill there is a massive uprising or a strong willed and determined man ascends that seat. Nothing will happen.

This story for now is impossible in Nigeria. Even the person who wrote this article, if he becomes president, won't do it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Malia Obama Is Going To Harvard by Chuksemi(m): 8:16am On May 03, 2016
Very tall something.huh?
CelebritiesRe: SAN To Sue Tiwa Savage For Teebillz Character Assassination(pics) by Chuksemi(m): 8:08am On May 03, 2016
SleekAboki:
The next logical thing is for Tunji to sue and let them both argue dirty in the law court and we see what remains of Tiwa brand and the music industry once they are done.

Tunji can deny ever posting the first shot on instagram. can Tiwa deny the implicating interview?
If Tunji does that. The entertainment industry is going to come down on him like wolves descend on horse flesh. Tiwa has witnesses, that can prove he used drugs, night club managers that can prove he owes them. Clients that can prove Teebillz seized some of Tiwa's income.

Even Banky, I am sure. can testify against him if he tries it. Will he also deny attempting suicide? He can't deny the instagram rants. That can easily be proved. And, since it's a suing spree, Tiwa's mom would sue, so would Tiwa counter sue. Even Fans can sue him to for emotional damages, lol.

This news is fake too. SANS don't get involved in such things unless they are asked to. Is the senior advocate Freeze's elder brother for him to listen to his pleashuh? Lies everywhere.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Chuksemi(m): 12:29am On May 03, 2016
Mysticgirl it is.
CelebritiesRe: Azuka Ogujiuba, Tiwa Savage's Interviewer Responds To Her Critics, Reveals More by Chuksemi(m): 11:30pm On May 02, 2016
What else is new? So Teebillz wants to kill himself with Tiwa's 2.5 million. The guy is mad, does he know how many people die due to malaria related issues every year? Let him gimme the money to buy mosquito net jorh. Oloshi lazy husband....

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