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We need this one child policy in Nigeria as well.

Wizkid be kinging for years. Why hasn't he dropped the song with Future yet?

vedaxcool:
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Your statement sorry to say reeks of senselessness, the mob are responsible for their actions not the government. The government may have failed in providing security but that in itself cannot be said to be a justification for the cruelty of the mob. The fact that in your entire stAtement you have not condemned the mob only shows where your heart really lies.

If you steal my stuff man, and I catch you, your own done be. If you like, be speaking grammar.

Is he still there now. If he is, he has tried it's not easy.

He says one thing, and does another. His Government wasn't any better.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. PDP propaganda as usual.

Lol, and some people are still using Kit Kat 4.4 ���

wunmi590:
A bachelor's degree (from Middle Latin baccalaureus) or baccalaureate (from Modern Latin baccalaureatus) is an undergraduate academic degree awarded by colleges and universities upon completion of a course of study lasting three to seven years (depending on institution and academic discipline).



Historically, there were three standards for academic qualification:

Bachelor, Master and Doctor

Bacheler (pronounced bash) was firstly the basic qualification for a knight. (The term knight bachelor is also used.) This was a young man who had learned how to bash people and had other attributes (mainly money and family) so that he did not have to work. However, a certain standard of use of arms had been achieved for him to receive this recognition. He had to do more in order to be a full knight with his own standard.

As not all young men of good families wanted to spend their time with swords, it began to be used for a man qualified in other areas, such as a Bachelor of Law, or just one of an age and income to be worth marrying.

The early versions of universities worked in Latin, so converted the English word to an invented Latin one of baccalaurus, which later led to the baccalaureate. (This is also basically a sort of Latin joke, referring to the laurel crown given to a winner.)

A higher level of proficiency was then required for someone to be pronounced a Master. Further achievements allowed some men to be considered sufficiently knowledgeable to be academic teachers, for which the Latin word Doctor (meaning teacher) was applied. This usually meant he had written a book on the subject.

Thus universities based on the Western Europe model have degrees of bachelor, master and doctor.


Have a great day

Nice.

How did you know they did it for buhari

How did you know they did it for bihari?

Lol

Nwaamaikpe may have chosen to rest, on his own.

BrightForYou:
Modified. Thanks

I am on it.

How come no one thinks there is something wrong somewhere? She must have remembered she once told us she is a virgin, so she wouldn't go ahead and contradict herself again. So I think, either the initial story was a fabrication by some unscrupulous bloggers or the second one is. Either of the Two, let's wait for her statement.

I believe the lady at two years was already cooking for her dad, washing her mom's clothes and taking care of her brothers or sisters who were older. Mumu

Really? Almost? What made them miss?

Proper Sensitization through a town hall meeting should have been carried out first. And adequate compensation provided, or alternatives.

Imsu is Officially on strike.

BrightForYou:
hello bro. Pls did u get my mail? Or better still,is there any other means i can contact u pls? Via phone no. Or facebook. Thanks

07034802789 Whatsapp me. I haven't been able to access my mail.

BrightForYou:
hello bro,please what department are you? Please i need your help,i need to get in touch with someone from the department of med lab science...

OK. Shoot me and email.

For Imsu, we de write exam on Sunday because of the Strike. It's definitely going to happen, In Imsu especially, if not anywhere else. Imsu too like strike.

1.3GHZ? Couldn't even be a 1.5ghz?

Tapout:
this girl get mind sha o.
dunno if this was an act of bravery or stupidity.... But whatever it is, I drop my cap in respect

Lol, Maybe she no know say for Backgate and Bishops court them de Light boys because of phone. God help her say na just bottle.

zicoraads:
I don't even like the man that much. His songs are mostly garbage anyway.

Download Pree Me by burna or google the lyrics

Keneking:
Moderator of online forum

This Job has huge potential now. Soon, they would have a union, seek a pay raise and it will be just like any other desk job in the word. Sort after, and probably learnt in schools sef. Imagine. learning Banning201 , Front page techniques 324 . Lol

Ayojokes:
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Nice and intellectual jokes. I like them.

jpphilips:
This is what happens when a girl child has embraced poverty to a dangerous dimension, instead of finding a solution to the misfortune of her birth decides to open what is left of her legs to a nonentity with the IQ of a housefly, whom out of boredom and a serial dose of exhaustive unhygienic unprotected sexual intercourse was unlucky to ejjaaculate what is left of his sensibilities, so awkward it was he brought her pics online for folks to appraise the good job he has done on that unfortunate piece of creation.
I will give you a proper rating in 9months when you have truly embraced the fruit of your labour, *spits*

It's over. I kukuma give up, choi

Plankton2017:
Good day fellow NL,

Please judge this case. Last week thursday my sister inlaw visited me and my wife from NYSC camp. I was shocked when I welcomed her because it was no ordinary visit. she came with a full ghana must go. We greeted and I got to know that she escaped from camp due to the tough tasks on camp. My wife never told me her sister was coming to stay. We have lived amicably till yesterday.

My lil cuzin that stays and helps us with chores was mandated by her to cook 2 big pots of water for her to bath. I scolded my cousin and told her why didnt she use the electric kettle so as to save gas which we just replaced with 6k. I now gave her a warning that whatever my inlaw wants that she should ask me 1st. I even got to know that my wife lied to me that her parents knew she left camp. My wife heard our conversation and started antagonizing me that why did I tell my cuz to always ask me b4 she obeys her sister. she was shouting at the top of her voice even my inlaw could hear. This angered me and I shouted back and told her to leave my room. she continued shouting and even slept in the sitting room as I slept alone.

This afternoon while working on my computer for hours I came out of the room only to find out my sister in law has packed her things back to her NYSC camp without telling me but my wife knows....I am slatted to officially do my white wedding next saturday. I just feel down because we quarell too much and my wife talks in a domineering way. I have warned her about it and I do not want to turn a woman beater. Any quarell we have she tells her parents and siblings which make them never free with me and act cold towards me. Damn it! pls advice me

Sorry, But you are the one at fault here, but your ego won't let you see it.

Addictedtodrugs:
Good morning Nairalanders

I'm a guy of 25 years old , please I need your help , I'm addicted to drinking 600mg Tramado everyday , drink one bottle of codeine everyday , smoke up to 5 ties of weed every and I self service twice a day before I sleep , I have been doing this since 2014 and I don't think I can stop it , if I try to stop it for 2 days , I will fall very sick , my body will be so hot , my head will be so heavy and I will be shaking , please you guys should help me , what must I do to quit all this because I know I'm hurting my self :

1) Get a girlfriend. 2) when the urge to take TM or Coda comes, stiffle it with Weed. Weed is less addictive and can easily be gotten rid off. 3) Go out more. 4) If you have successfully replaced Coda and TM with more weed. Then you can start gradually replacing weed with small sips of alcohol now and then. Note that alcohol is also very addictive so caution should be taken here.

HajimeSaito:
This one no be Vin Diesel stunt. Na Seun Egbegbe stunt

The way you will live long, you won't even believe it. Thanks for making me laugh.