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Education / Re: UNN Graduate Puts Up Bsc, NYSC Certificates For Sale Over Lack Of Job by Chukstanley(m): 5:09pm On Sep 03, 2020
McBrooklyn:
Education used to be the key but our government changed the goddamn locks... Shame! sad

They changed it to Fingerprint...

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Education / Re: UI Ranked Among Top 500 Varsities Globally, Named West Africa’s Best. by Chukstanley(m): 11:58am On Sep 03, 2020
Kudos!!! but our academic calendar is too slow!!!!! Freshers haven't resumed!...
Health / Re: Abuja Hospital In Search Of Relatives Of An Unconscious Accident Patient (Photo) by Chukstanley(m): 7:13pm On Aug 21, 2020
Make the Family members no deny am because of hospital bill oooo
Education / Re: Webometrics Ranking Of Nigerian Universities (2020) by Chukstanley(m): 8:34pm On Aug 16, 2020
Eriggs:
University of Ibadan, The First and the Best.
The ranking no lie.
Argue with your alma mater.


The First and the best...
UITES!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mention The Good News That Made You Lose Your Appetite by Chukstanley(m): 8:49am On Jul 14, 2020
UrRealG:
No matter the good news i must still hungry, chop lol cheesy cheesy

Na d good news go ginger my appetite sef cool

Lol...we dey together!

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Crime / Re: We Are Ready For Cultists Planning 7/7 Anniversary – Oyo Commissioner Of Police by Chukstanley(m): 12:17am On Jul 08, 2020
[b][/b][quote author=Factfinder1 post=91468076]School is not in session if not even the military can not stop university of Ibadan cultist from celebrating it we see it happen here every year in the presence of policemen..

ehhhhnnn!!??
in U.I?
Na wa o
Education / Re: Lagos To Give 10,000 Radio Sets To Pupils For Homeschooling by Chukstanley(m): 2:23pm On Jul 01, 2020
rubbish idea.... everyone has radio now..thanks to handsets
this is another avenue for looting
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Broken Someone's Heart Before? by Chukstanley(m): 12:14am On Jul 01, 2020
northvietnam:
Please if you are not Arsenal fan then you don’t know what HEARTBREAK means



Arsenal is the HEARTBREAKER in chief of federal republic of HEARTBREAKERS

Lolz....kpele!!

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Gives Birth To A Baby Boy (Photos) by Chukstanley(m): 4:06pm On Jun 29, 2020
imohimoh12:
What will the baby call the father , is it Daddy or Grandpa ? I am a bit confused

Congratulations .... May God bless and protect your new baby


Lolz... "BIG DADDY"...
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by Chukstanley(m): 7:29pm On Jun 27, 2020
DenreleDave:
Lies.. E swallow goat and still slim like this..

Abi u wanted to say he swallow goat soup gringringrin

I can bet it with my two scrotum that this wunt make front page..

If this post makes front page, I will donate my Scrotum to be used as fried Eggs for Amatarasha...


We & Us @ says this is not a python... It is a snake


Please read this Guys, Pls can an iPhone Wi-Fi hotspot work even though the Wi-Fi is not working? I mean can I put on the Hotspot if the Wi-Fi itself is not working



e don happen!!!
oya donate your SCROTUM
Music/Radio / Re: 'King Of Love': A Review Of Kizz Daniel's Third Studio Album By Iamsynord by Chukstanley(m): 9:48pm On Jun 26, 2020
Lalalash:
Phyno's song is all I want now
single is dropping next month��
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2- 1) On 25th June 2020 by Chukstanley(m): 8:56pm On Jun 25, 2020
Pulisic!!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Nigerians In Indonesia Protest, Attack Nigerian Embassy Over Their Negligence by Chukstanley(m): 12:31pm On Jun 25, 2020
RexTramadol1:
Na ONLY Nigeria dey this world?



If dem no treat you right for Jakarta



Japa and come back to Jakande


Lol....tell them oo
Education / Re: Bowen University Sacks 100 Workers by Chukstanley(m): 12:28pm On Jun 25, 2020
Na wa oooo...

I just pity Lecturers and Teachers this period, especially those without private business..

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Romance / Re: How Can I Avoid Having A Girlfriend? by Chukstanley(m): 2:06pm On Jun 23, 2020
nkwuocha1:
The day you stop having erection dude!


hahahaha....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: George Floyd's Memorial Service: Celebrities, Politicians In Attendance (Pics) by Chukstanley(m): 7:24pm On Jun 05, 2020
RIP!!!!....#BLM
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by Chukstanley(m): 8:22pm On Apr 23, 2020
jamael:
Funny scam when I was still a child.

Mine happened a long time ago. However, I still remember it crystal clear cuz it taught me some deep lessons.

I schooled in a religious school, back then in Sokoto, Mamman Barkeji Nursery and Primary School. In my Primary 3, I got first position for the first time and became the class prefect. Normally, girls started coming closer to me. I also reciprocated their kind gesture. There was this beautiful girl who came second that term. She was taller then most of us, had a pointed nose, and a very wonderful smile. I think her name was like Henuwell.

Naturally, I liked her. After school one day, a friend of mine, Musa, came to me and told me that she liked me and that she wanted to be my friend and would need some money. Mind you, I was about 7 years old then oh. Happily, I have him the little I has on me, about 10 kobo.

The next day, during the morning assembly, he told me that she was very grateful and that she loved me for that. My head began to swell. He asked whether I had some more money for her that it would make her love me the more. Unfortunately, I didn't have any with me, but I promised him that I would get it for him the next day. My people, that was how I started stealing the small change from our children's purse that was kept in my parent's room. I stole the N 25 that was there and gave it to the boy. Everyday, I got one new love story or another from the girl about how she was thinking of me, how she loved me better than any other boy, etc through Musa. grin

On one Monday morning, nemesis decided to pursue and catch up with me. I went into the Children's purse and lo and behold, only N 500 note was left there. Without thinking twice, I took the money and kept it in my bag. When it was time for us to go, my dad told us to enter his vehicle so that he could pick up our neighbours and drop us all at school. I really don't know what happened, but when he came out of the room, he came out with an empty bag of Children's money and began to ask for the thief. All of us initially denied it. Then my mom joined him and began to beg us to open up. By that time, I was already shaking. That was how I confessed and got serious beatings from both my parents. I cried and cried and cried. It was really painful. After some time, my parents stopped and bundled me inside the car.

As soon as we got to school, they told the Headmaster and I went for the morning assembly. The first thing that Musa asked when he saw me was whether I came with the money. At that point, the pain I was feeling was more than my love for Henuwell and I told him to leave me alone. As soon as the assembly was dismissed, my class teacher called me to kneel down under the tree for stealing from my parents. I then told him that it was because of Musa and Henuwell.

When both of them came, Musa couldn't look at me. As the man was about to punish both of them, the girl shouted that she didn't know anything about it. That was when Musa confessed that he didn't even talk to the girl and that he was using the money I gave him for himself. You need extra beatings I received that morning. Musa was called a criminal, was terribly beaten and got seriously punished throughout the whole day. They even asked reported him to his parents.

To crown it all, about a week later, I learnt that Henuwell actually really loved me and wanted to be my good friend. embarassed

The next term, I left that school.

That was how I was scammed.
This stuff happened about 16 years ago, but funny enough, as I was typing this, I could still visualise Henuwell's face. wink


Edit: For those asking about the 10 kobo I gave Musa, like I said initially, I don't exactly remember the actual value, but I know it was the change I had on me which was a coin. grin


Also, N 500 note was in existence as at 2003/2004 cool
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jamael:
Funny scam when I was still a child.

Mine happened a long time ago. However, I still remember it crystal clear cuz it taught me some deep lessons.

I schooled in a religious school, back then in Sokoto, Mamman Barkeji Nursery and Primary School. In my Primary 3, I got first position for the first time and became the class prefect. Normally, girls started coming closer to me. I also reciprocated their kind gesture. There was this beautiful girl who came second that term. She was taller then most of us, had a pointed nose, and a very wonderful smile. I think her name was like Henuwell.

Naturally, I liked her. After school one day, a friend of mine, Musa, came to me and told me that she liked me and that she wanted to be my friend and would need some money. Mind you, I was about 7 years old then oh. Happily, I have him the little I has on me, about 10 kobo.

The next day, during the morning assembly, he told me that she was very grateful and that she loved me for that. My head began to swell. He asked whether I had some more money for her that it would make her love me the more. Unfortunately, I didn't have any with me, but I promised him that I would get it for him the next day. My people, that was how I started stealing the small change from our children's purse that was kept in my parent's room. I stole the N 25 that was there and gave it to the boy. Everyday, I got one new love story or another from the girl about how she was thinking of me, how she loved me better than any other boy, etc through Musa. grin

On one Monday morning, nemesis decided to pursue and catch up with me. I went into the Children's purse and lo and behold, only N 500 note was left there. Without thinking twice, I took the money and kept it in my bag. When it was time for us to go, my dad told us to enter his vehicle so that he could pick up our neighbours and drop us all at school. I really don't know what happened, but when he came out of the room, he came out with an empty bag of Children's money and began to ask for the thief. All of us initially denied it. Then my mom joined him and began to beg us to open up. By that time, I was already shaking. That was how I confessed and got serious beatings from both my parents. I cried and cried and cried. It was really painful. After some time, my parents stopped and bundled me inside the car.

As soon as we got to school, they told the Headmaster and I went for the morning assembly. The first thing that Musa asked when he saw me was whether I came with the money. At that point, the pain I was feeling was more than my love for Henuwell and I told him to leave me alone. As soon as the assembly was dismissed, my class teacher called me to kneel down under the tree for stealing from my parents. I then told him that it was because of Musa and Henuwell.

When both of them came, Musa couldn't look at me. As the man was about to punish both of them, the girl shouted that she didn't know anything about it. That was when Musa confessed that he didn't even talk to the girl and that he was using the money I gave him for himself. You need extra beatings I received that morning. Musa was called a criminal, was terribly beaten and got seriously punished throughout the whole day. They even asked reported him to his parents.

To crown it all, about a week later, I learnt that Henuwell actually really loved me and wanted to be my good friend. embarassed

The next term, I left that school.

That was how I was scammed.
This stuff happened about 16 years ago, but funny enough, as I was typing this, I could still visualise Henuwell's face. wink


Edit: For those asking about the 10 kobo I gave Musa, like I said initially, I don't exactly remember the actual value, but I know it was the change I had on me which was a coin. grin


Also, N 500 note was in existence as at 2003/2004 cool
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jamael:
Funny scam when I was still a child.

Mine happened a long time ago. However, I still remember it crystal clear cuz it taught me some deep lessons.

I schooled in a religious school, back then in Sokoto, Mamman Barkeji Nursery and Primary School. In my Primary 3, I got first position for the first time and became the class prefect. Normally, girls started coming closer to me. I also reciprocated their kind gesture. There was this beautiful girl who came second that term. She was taller then most of us, had a pointed nose, and a very wonderful smile. I think her name was like Henuwell.

Naturally, I liked her. After school one day, a friend of mine, Musa, came to me and told me that she liked me and that she wanted to be my friend and would need some money. Mind you, I was about 7 years old then oh. Happily, I have him the little I has on me, about 10 kobo.

The next day, during the morning assembly, he told me that she was very grateful and that she loved me for that. My head began to swell. He asked whether I had some more money for her that it would make her love me the more. Unfortunately, I didn't have any with me, but I promised him that I would get it for him the next day. My people, that was how I started stealing the small change from our children's purse that was kept in my parent's room. I stole the N 25 that was there and gave it to the boy. Everyday, I got one new love story or another from the girl about how she was thinking of me, how she loved me better than any other boy, etc through Musa. grin

On one Monday morning, nemesis decided to pursue and catch up with me. I went into the Children's purse and lo and behold, only N 500 note was left there. Without thinking twice, I took the money and kept it in my bag. When it was time for us to go, my dad told us to enter his vehicle so that he could pick up our neighbours and drop us all at school. I really don't know what happened, but when he came out of the room, he came out with an empty bag of Children's money and began to ask for the thief. All of us initially denied it. Then my mom joined him and began to beg us to open up. By that time, I was already shaking. That was how I confessed and got serious beatings from both my parents. I cried and cried and cried. It was really painful. After some time, my parents stopped and bundled me inside the car.

As soon as we got to school, they told the Headmaster and I went for the morning assembly. The first thing that Musa asked when he saw me was whether I came with the money. At that point, the pain I was feeling was more than my love for Henuwell and I told him to leave me alone. As soon as the assembly was dismissed, my class teacher called me to kneel down under the tree for stealing from my parents. I then told him that it was because of Musa and Henuwell.

When both of them came, Musa couldn't look at me. As the man was about to punish both of them, the girl shouted that she didn't know anything about it. That was when Musa confessed that he didn't even talk to the girl and that he was using the money I gave him for himself. You need extra beatings I received that morning. Musa was called a criminal, was terribly beaten and got seriously punished throughout the whole day. They even asked reported him to his parents.

To crown it all, about a week later, I learnt that Henuwell actually really loved me and wanted to be my good friend. embarassed

The next term, I left that school.

That was how I was scammed.
This stuff happened about 16 years ago, but funny enough, as I was typing this, I could still visualise Henuwell's face. wink


Edit: For those asking about the 10 kobo I gave Musa, like I said initially, I don't exactly remember the actual value, but I know it was the change I had on me which was a coin. grin


Also, N 500 note was in existence as at 2003/2004 cool




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Education / Re: University of Ibadan 2019/2020 Admission Thread by Chukstanley(m): 9:19pm On Jan 07, 2020
why is here dry... Abeg who has succeeded in paying acceptance fee?? thanks

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