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Politics / Re: Matthew Iduoriyekemwen Wins Pro-Sheriff Edo PDP Governorship Primary by ChukwuIbrahim: 10:09pm On Jun 29, 2016
David4best:
APC should be kicked out of Edo State. Edo State APC & Oshiomole illegally/wrongly installed a retired sodier as a permanent secretary. That same retired sodier is using touts, thugs & Agbero to head/lead/control civil servants including graduates to do Agbero job and traffic control under ministry of transport in Benin City. Some of us even resigned from civil service as grade level 8, 6 e.t.c because of this APC heartless oppression & intimidation. Edo State NLC have compromised
resign keh?
ah, hungry never begin massage diz one belle ni.
Politics / Re: Matthew Iduoriyekemwen Wins Pro-Sheriff Edo PDP Governorship Primary by ChukwuIbrahim: 10:04pm On Jun 29, 2016
experimentist:
we, the AZEN (Association of Zombie Empire of Nairaland) stand strongly with Ali Modu Sheriff . Makarfi can go and hug transformer. grin
Gbamest! grin
Politics / Re: Matthew Iduoriyekemwen Wins Pro-Sheriff Edo PDP Governorship Primary by ChukwuIbrahim: 10:01pm On Jun 29, 2016
oglalasioux:
Nigerians will be shocked when Sheriff's primary will turn out to be the authentic primary.
Gbam!
Seconded! cool
Politics / Re: Buhari Certificate Palaver: Court Rules On Thursday by ChukwuIbrahim: 9:52pm On Jun 29, 2016
all d e-rascals here shoutin, "Buhari show us ya certificate", y'all shld get diz in2 ya dumb skull... GOAN DIE!


Buhari rule over u & ya family till 2023! cool
Politics / Re: Matthew Iduoriyekemwen Wins Pro-Sheriff Edo PDP Governorship Primary by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:58pm On Jun 29, 2016
more confusion in d camp of d enemies!

PDP & Temitemi1, goodmawnin cool

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:53pm On Jun 29, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
grin...stay outta grown folks business tongue...
grown piece of fvck bizness?
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:08pm On Jun 29, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°Nah,you know I'm cheezy but I guaruntee you'll enjoy that more wink
shocked
Crime / Re: Men Stealing Underground Cables In Abuja Caught by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:27pm On Jun 29, 2016
handiwork of DEM 4rm d other side of d river N. smh
Politics / Re: Court Sacks Sheriff As PDP Chairman by ChukwuIbrahim: 2:15pm On Jun 29, 2016
dammytosh:
Wat is PDP ?
Pipeline Destruction Party cool

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Politics / Re: Court Sacks Sheriff As PDP Chairman by ChukwuIbrahim: 2:11pm On Jun 29, 2016
oga sheriff nor gree 4 dem oo!
sit tight & scatter d place b4 leavin. grin
Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by ChukwuIbrahim: 1:54pm On Jun 29, 2016
sinaj:

Really shocked

Didn't knw o!

I think m surrounded by women that eat less.

Xo where did u see them?

Your wife or ur mom?
ah! shidi ebere!
all those ladies around u are formin one thing-one thing. jez find time to hang out wif aunty Tessy & Mama Amaka & c 4 yasef. grin

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Family / Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Grow Out Of Shape When Married? by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:35am On Jun 29, 2016
sinaj:
Average Nigerian women don't keep nanny. They wake up by 5a.m, dress up d kids nd also leave for work.


They rush back hme after work, to get d kids nd also prepare dinner.
Some of them also work on saturdays.
Nd d routine continues.

Instead of u to appreciate them, u here complaining abt their weight gain.


Pregnancy also change their body too, nd contribute to d weight gain.




The posters above calling women lazy might be typing with their pot belly resting on their laps undecided


Now Mr op, can u also explain why some men gain weight nd pot belly after marriage

What stops them frm hitting d gym undecided
my sista u lie in d name of d Lord!

have u seen diz women sit down to eat?
lawd av mercy!
They Can Eat Everythin 4rm Libya To South Africa. angry

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Politics / Re: Zahra And Hanan Buhari Spotted In Abuja by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:54pm On Jun 28, 2016
Progressive01:
The chain her "boyfriend" is wearing costs 50million. If Buhari is not so corrupt, where did his daughter get such a money for her "boyfriend"?? -- PDP twitter handle.
grin

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Business / Re: FIRS Seals Ifeanyi Ubah’s Capital Oil Company In Efforts To Curb Tax Evasion by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:24pm On Jun 27, 2016
joeprince23:
GOD nigeria is in trouble! All federal agency have suddenly began to hunt most dissident and opposition voices,you may fern ignorance but believe me we are no longer save especially we from SS and our brothers from SE. Buhari even made this clear with his 95% and 5% anology...
so watcha gonna do?
watcha gonna do wen we come 4 u!
kpele, price of sniper hasn't increased oo! cool
Politics / Re: Solomon Dalung Meets His Classmate At Airport In Lagos (Pic) by ChukwuIbrahim: 5:49pm On Jun 27, 2016
who d classmate don EPP? angry
Properties / Re: Help Someone Wants To Steal Our Land... by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:10am On Jun 27, 2016
OP, u need Magu or Buhari, whoever u can reach out to 1st. wailerz & iPOOP yoots can corraborate my recommendations. cool
Crime / Re: Kidnapping: Police Arrest Inspector, Ex-pdp Dept National Secretary (pic) by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:56pm On Jun 26, 2016
Not surprised!
Pdp & violence, em na fly & shiit combo. tongue
Politics / Re: IGR: Poor And Rich States In Nigeria - Economic Confidential by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:37pm On Jun 26, 2016
ERONX:
Imagine Nigerians....... Oxford DICTIONARY: New word inclusion. BUHARI /boo-ha-ree:/ Noun: buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough; e.g "The economy is now buhari for the masses" Synonyms: onerous, strenuous, arduous grueling, painful, hellish; Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple. Verb: buharify, buharicate, buharification; 2. to make complex, worse, unbearable; e.g "Please don't come and buharicate issues here" "The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the process" Synonyms: complicate, exacerbate, degenerate; Antonyms: simplify, ameliorate. Adjective: buharific 3. terrible, hectic, difficult; Synonyms: tough, back-breaking, intricate, knotty,thorny; Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, pleasant. e.g "How was your final exams? It was buharific!!!" Good night friends.
grin
Yeye!
Politics / Re: See Hw 9ja 1st ADC Was Buried Afta He Was Killed While Defending Murtala Mohamed by ChukwuIbrahim: 2:31pm On Jun 26, 2016
Neoguru1:
Maggot, millitants just massacre 20 im..bèc.ilik yør.!öb@ in lagos, what are you going to do? Com'n gerrara here mehn.
Cc: Mynd44, how church service na? abi na mosque u dey go ni?
i bring customer 4 u oo. cool
Politics / Re: See Hw 9ja 1st ADC Was Buried Afta He Was Killed While Defending Murtala Mohamed by ChukwuIbrahim: 1:23pm On Jun 26, 2016
Neoguru1:
After killing 500 of our People in Asaba by murtala, he thought he was going to go well. Dimka I salute.
so lemme help u calculate scores na.

murtala kill = 300 iPODz

dimka revenge 4 iPODz = 1 murtala

by yasef press calculator mek we see the extra deficits, abi shld we add d extra 3 mill dead dem? cool
Food / Re: Photos: Nigerians Ask For Bellefull, Indomie Responds by ChukwuIbrahim: 10:23am On Jun 26, 2016
bright007:
These indomie guys and their scam.....

Before you know they will re-size it and it becomes like super pack for the same 150 naira.

Indomie should just find a way of doing something about their seasoning because its no longer spicy and tasty the way it used to when they first launched the product
my broda, dem dey use ya head clean ground 4 una side.

supa pack = 70

hungryman = 90 - 110 cool
Politics / Re: EFCC Freezes Accounts Of Omisore, Obanikoro’s Sons by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:51am On Jun 26, 2016
Qmerit:


Don't worry when pdp come in 2023 apc will go through what pdp is going through now ok! How which pdp was doing what apc is doing now by being selective in fighting corruption! Nigeria would have be a better country by now so shiiiiii.
fixed!
Politics / Re: EFCC Freezes Accounts Of Omisore, Obanikoro’s Sons by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:47am On Jun 26, 2016
Liberty90:
APC and selective prosecution. How did APC fund Buhari's campaign? The money in millions of dollars come from heaven abi?
patience!
wait till after 2023 then u can ask. cool
Politics / Re: FG Walks Closer To Ending Fuel Supply And Distribution Problem by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:18am On Jun 26, 2016
early mawnin badt news 4 em wailerz & iPOOP yoots.

whatin kwasine me!
em headache, my smilin cool

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by ChukwuIbrahim: 12:44am On Jun 26, 2016
Dragonking:
This is the biggest scam, we shall not allow this.. angry angry angry

Mimzy is the real winner!!!

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Politics / Re: Buratai And His Wives Own Dubai Property - Sahara Reporters by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:57am On Jun 25, 2016
aieromon:
SR giving people hypertension since 1854.

Nice investigative journalism.

Over to you,EFCC
I jez taya 4 diz con3 undecided
Politics / Re: Makarfi, Obi Working For APC Chieftain – Sheriff by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:45am On Jun 25, 2016
oga boko leader modu sheriff, nor gree 4 dem oo!
give all of dem firefire or fire 4 fire!
dem must not remove u 4rm d Pipeline Destruction Party PDP

ooosheeeey Baddest! cool

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Airforce Acquires 10 Helicopters Awaiting 10 Other Training by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:08am On Jun 25, 2016
RichYoungNigger:
Goodluck Jonathan is Corrupt

He stole Billions of dollars from the Nigerian government

He left no money for the incoming government.

Since Buhari came into power, things have been rough, the economy is dead.

But he keeps flying around the world, buying helicopters, paying states, spending money anyhow.

Where the fucck did he get all that money from ?? I guess Goodluck Jonathan return all the money he stole
vindication dat d IB was a fulltime thief! cool
Crime / Re: People Killed By Militants In Ikorodu, Lagos (Photos, Video) by ChukwuIbrahim: 1:33am On Jun 25, 2016
those of u blamin Buhari, y'all grab senses one by one!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs An Honest Man Like Buhari – Osinbajo Tells Kumuyi by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:55pm On Jun 24, 2016
wowmenow:
Pastor please tell the honest man that Nigerians wants to see his certificate

Nigerians wants to know who the real Aisha buhari his

Nigerians wants to know why he his harassing opposition
wat bizness have u wit Aisha?

u wan chop rice ni?
Crime / Re: Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:51pm On Jun 24, 2016
SeverusSnape:

Keep blaming Jonathan. Your dullardic illiterate President can't protect you, And you're here blaming someone else. Shame!
wen will u repent & drop all diz ya megalomaniacal prehistoric animalistic online mudslingin against ya daddy & presido?

Bubu matter go finish u one day oo!
Politics / Re: FG To Unveil Plan For Affordable Housing Monday by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:22pm On Jun 24, 2016
larion:


No!

Not only in the US, it is been used in Ikorodu, NEPA staff quarters, I schooled there.

Its been used in Oyo state, Lanlate...NITEL staff quarters, my dad worked there and I lived there briefly.

I am talking from wat is workable, not just yarning dust.

The white men that built this quarters in 1970s used it, if we blacks can't use the system in 2017 to make low cost housing affordable to all including those working as technicians and petty traders, then we need more thinking .
4 naija hia?

u're givin me assurance dat if i enta one of those wooden buildins & blow one mess after chewin on some kuli kuli & popcorn, dat d foundation of d buildin won't vanish into thin air like willy-willy?

my bloda jez negodu biko! undecided

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