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Crime / Re: Nigerian Sentenced To Life In Prison In Tanzania by ChukwuIbrahim: 2:09pm On Jun 12, 2016
Chaaaaaaaiiiii Heeeeeeeeyyyyy!

Chiiiiiiiiiiiimmmooooooooooo! shocked



grin
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Tell An Aba Girl To Send Her Best Picture (photo) by ChukwuIbrahim: 1:15am On Jun 12, 2016
Chichi goes gaga! grin

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Politics / Re: Militants To Attack Govs, Make 7-point Demand, Defreezing Tompolo Account by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:52am On Jun 11, 2016
Dejohnbull:
[s]Fg must release nnamdi kanu, or continue gamblin with crude war[/s]

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Politics / Re: Militants To Attack Govs, Make 7-point Demand, Defreezing Tompolo Account by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:49am On Jun 11, 2016
Has d hulk hogan ultimate warriors made any demands yet?

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Sports / Re: Breaking News: Amodu Shaibu Is Dead ! by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:42am On Jun 11, 2016
Wat iz now killin our coaches?
Diz guyz are supposed to be the fittest wen it comes to health fitness! undecided
Politics / Re: "Arrest Jonathan Now And Declare A State Of Emergency" - Frisky Larr by ChukwuIbrahim: 11:40pm On Jun 10, 2016
kernel501:



Brown roof demons, always begging and lying.

Diz one does not knw d meanin & use of d "quote & reply" button.
Smh

One of d after-effect of wasted skool fees rushin to comment without thinkin 1st! angry
Politics / Re: "Arrest Jonathan Now And Declare A State Of Emergency" - Frisky Larr by ChukwuIbrahim: 11:23pm On Jun 10, 2016
If d writer had preached 4 d actualisation of biafrauud now, all diz red mud f*at isi-madu-ed akpu shest beaterz won't be havin a level 9 erektion over diz.
Hypocrites! angry


Pls don't bother to quote insult me wif ya bumkum gabagery cos if u do, walahi, diz saturday I gor wear our white on white climb mountain gor light red & white candle then open chapter 4 ontop ya head! angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: This Lady Stood On A Queue For 30 Minutes And See What Happened:photo by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:25pm On Jun 10, 2016
Ibo girl undecided
Politics / Re: South-West Sends Mercenaries To Other Parts Of Nigeria To Fight – Akpabio by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:29pm On Jun 10, 2016
DonMaxxy:
Na lie...
SW is peaceful because they no sabi fight...infact they have never fought before...to cut it short; they no fit fight.

"we will seccede if fulani herdsmen try us"...
Olu Falae was kidnapped and nothing happened

"we will deal with hausa-fulani if they enter Lagos"...
Some hausa traders caused commotion at Mile 12 market and they started calling Ambode.

"we will deal with Igbos/Ipods touts if they disturb our peace in Lagos"...
Some Igbo traders clashed with some yoloba touts at Ladipo market and nuffing happened

Wizkid: "I go beat Linda Ikeji" Linda carry my guy go police station; my guy show sharparly begin beg Linda.

Even when Abiola's election victory was annulled back in the days in1994...they were just mopping

SW are used to chest beating since 19B4AWOLOWO...they can only fight here on NL watch as they will attack an inanimate stuff like my post afterwards and will run away when they see me face to face...
Werey ni bobo yi sha! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Judge Threatens National Hospital Over Olisa Metuh - Vanguard by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:19pm On Jun 10, 2016
Splinz:
Why do I have this feelings that Justice Okon Abang is one hell of an arrogant and egocentric fellow? He's among those I never wish to meet.
Could it be dat u've eaten yams also?
Cos only d guilty feareth justice! undecided
Politics / Re: Wike Begs Niger Delta Avengers To Accept Dialogue by ChukwuIbrahim: 7:06pm On Jun 10, 2016
Abeymills:
Wike let d Daura President tyrant president n d northern bigots beg n withdraw its stupid statement of 5%ters
Why?

Abeg go & wait for 2023 joor! angry

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Phones / Re: A Guy Bought An Iphone That Has Antenna In Computer Village by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:52am On Jun 10, 2016
ritababe:
Why didnt he check the phone after payment?
kettle callin pot black!

u u'll check it out after payment?
makes u no different 4rm scammee
Celebrities / Re: So Sad: Usa Rapper Lil Wayne Announces That He Is Left With Only A Month To Live by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:32am On Jun 10, 2016
ireneony:
Is this your topic legit?
the op iz a kriminal & wailer, dats hw dey mislead dia other gullible wailers.
Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed Cleans Gutter With Children by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:23pm On Jun 09, 2016
Sempumping:
Sanitation is Trending. ...
Mimiko was packing dirt the other time
Now minister is cleaning gutter
Who is next ?
Hypocrites
FayoSHIT pushin wheelbarrow filled wit poop to dump site undecided
Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed Cleans Gutter With Children by ChukwuIbrahim: 8:21pm On Jun 09, 2016
ZACHIE:
Please take away this pretentious bullcrap off my face

If you really want to clean up gutters, come to Wilmer in Ajegunle without cameras and we will get to the nitty gritty.
For now, go lick TomTom
chai, guy! u jez made me remember those dayz in wilmer & its shittz environs. undecided

grew up in uzor street, ex-awodi-ora student cool
Politics / Re: Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands 60% Oil Bloc by ChukwuIbrahim: 2:33pm On Jun 09, 2016
nortcentrallord:


Lol. Is that why you couldn't quote me properly? Or is it because you are scared in engaging in meaningful argument. Well, have an employer filled day.
my broda am replyin 4rm my newly acquired chinkoDroid, text typin iz capped hence i couldn't reply ya quote back grin
Politics / Re: Foreign Refineries To Stop Buying Nigeria’s Crude Oil Due To NDA Attacks by ChukwuIbrahim: 2:29pm On Jun 09, 2016
Nicepoker:
have u heard about ICC?
No my broda, am jez hearin it 4rm ya mouth. wat izit? a name of a new kind of buiscit or anoda militant group?
Politics / Re: Foreign Refineries To Stop Buying Nigeria’s Crude Oil Due To NDA Attacks by ChukwuIbrahim: 2:26pm On Jun 09, 2016
MoneyGreen:
I'm telling you... Operation Pulo Shield. Hiroshima on em motherfucckers!
EXACTLY my broda! cheesy

Buhari iz even too soft 4 my likin sef undecided

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Politics / Re: Foreign Refineries To Stop Buying Nigeria’s Crude Oil Due To NDA Attacks by ChukwuIbrahim: 9:47am On Jun 09, 2016
Good!

now dis is d perfect time 4 d army to enter d creek & level d whole place since d oyel is now completely useless.

army level d creek so dat even a single mosquito won't be seen wizzin around. cool

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Politics / Re: Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands 60% Oil Bloc by ChukwuIbrahim: 9:24am On Jun 09, 2016
@ nortcentrallord - i can c dat d erektion u're havin over dis issue is at level 9!

crank on someone else's as$ pls cos me i've spoken my mind already.
d msg is, "let d scavengerz, ipoops, missile launchers, ultimate warriors & hulk hogans includin undertakerz & other mofos kontinu 2 plunder & mutilate our environment, wen day break, i gor tell dem, Good Evenin!"


pls don't bother to reply cos i'll be so totally occupied wit my numerous employees 2day.
Politics / Re: Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands 60% Oil Bloc by ChukwuIbrahim: 5:54am On Jun 09, 2016
@ Princedapace - pls go re-read my 4th assertion cos seems simple comprehension is a big issue here.

havin said dat, pls buhari iz not ur enemy & u knw it. get close to him, work wit him, cooperate & u will get a nd of ur dream.
Politics / Re: Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands 60% Oil Bloc by ChukwuIbrahim: 5:07am On Jun 09, 2016
nortcentrallord:


Someone else did 8 years and couldn't eradicate power problems but went ahead to cut out a farm and equipped it with tax payers money for himself and you turned a blind eye to it. Someone else shouted power is not a rocket science but has been the minister of power for a while now yet all we see is back slide. Come to think of it, why are you people so scared of standing on your own? The thought of fiscal federalism just sends your tummy off the edge like a woman about to loose her husband which is the pillar. Is the Oyel your won? Why not go and live on cocoa, cola nut, tomato and groundnut?
1. both d pesin dat couldn't fix power for 8yrs & ur buffonic hero dat he orchestrated into power were all members of d most demonic party on d surface of d earth.

2. fashola will deliver

3. tell ya scavengerz to stop destroyin ya environment & blowin dia papa nyash.

4. u did not put oyel in d ground of niger delta neither did u beg 4 it to be put dia, God did!
Politics / Re: Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands 60% Oil Bloc by ChukwuIbrahim: 10:29pm On Jun 08, 2016
excel101:
You be mumu, cos u're not informed.
counter his assertions objectively buh no! instead u're been insultive.

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Politics / Re: Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands 60% Oil Bloc by ChukwuIbrahim: 10:21pm On Jun 08, 2016
nortcentrallord:


I think that's the idea. The will make it childish while achieving their target and creating decoys till Nigeria runs broke. By the time salaries are not paid all workers both federal down to LG's, there will be confusion and people will naturally yell on the government to yield to their demands the same way people indirectly yielded to the demands of BH by voting GEJ out and replacing him with buhari since most Nigerians perceived that it was because of GEJ BH was terrorizing Nigeria and bombing innocent citizens and since he couldn't stop them, he should go. The same script I believe is being played.
so bh in d north stopped dumbostik 4rm effectively eradicatin power probs in his 6 wasted yrs?
or even do a single km road in his hometown?

my broda no vex, u're super confused! . angry

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Politics / Re: Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands 60% Oil Bloc by ChukwuIbrahim: 10:16pm On Jun 08, 2016
Isoni:
Who will FG now negotiate with?
we will wait 4 Hulk Hogan to negotiate with cool
Crime / Re: Nigerian Accountant Steals London School €4m Fund, Uk’s Biggest Education Fraud by ChukwuIbrahim: 9:42pm On Jun 08, 2016
hustla:

Ezeugo na from where?
mtchew! see the simple kweshion u're askin
UGANDA noni! grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Accountant Steals London School €4m Fund, Uk’s Biggest Education Fraud by ChukwuIbrahim: 9:37pm On Jun 08, 2016
na wa oo!
bad bad markets since mornin undecided
Celebrities / Re: Danagog Pictured With A Mannequin by ChukwuIbrahim: 6:36pm On Jun 08, 2016
Airforce1:
Lol
Bros wiaris ya hit track or album na? angry

abi em village witches em dan gor pirate ya musical career 4 em 1am nite meetin 4 coven? grin
TV/Movies / Re: Pearlena Igbokwe Appointed Head Of Universal Television by ChukwuIbrahim: 6:04pm On Jun 08, 2016
hmmm!
NA DEM! undecided

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Politics / Re: Graphic Pictures Of The 30th May Massacre In Onitsha By The Nigerian Army by ChukwuIbrahim: 4:34pm On Jun 08, 2016
Fotochop! cool
Politics / Re: Photos OF The Co-ordinator Of Attacks On Chevron & NNPC Pipelines In Delta by ChukwuIbrahim: 2:22pm On Jun 08, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
At least theres one less id!iot to worry about.

I am sure he is a nairalander.
he looks like wowmenow undecided
Travel / Re: Ban Nigerians From Entering India, Says India Former Minister by ChukwuIbrahim: 11:15pm On Jun 07, 2016
Jehovah!
una wan use laff kill pesin 4 diz thread diz nite grin

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