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They should only allow those with bicycles on the bridge making it a bicycle highway! World's first!

Just keep it in your purse, keep your purse open so that he can see it - he'll think you have been cheating! When he confronts you, then you confront him!

Mess with him!

This fool is no different than that Dubai based fool HushPuppi - what is their source of income?

Maybe Dino is a closet Yahoo boy?

Linda Ikeji is not a citizen of America. She has a business or a tourist visa yet is abusing this to give birth in America to secure citizenship for her child. This is visa fraud. If someone reports her to ICE she will be deported.

Or better still, they can pump some life into his Excellency, The Lifeless One.

xcelentattitude:
Who can help a man who has decided to deceive himself? I know your type, my philosophy lecturer did more than all this and It was all a lie.

I'm not your philosophy lecturer or your pastor - I was trying to help, but then who can help a man who has decided to deceive himself?

Why did Teresa May come to Nigeria to meet Buhari? She could've met him in London - he spends more time there than in Abuja.

If you are going to cheat, do it like 'Virgin' Mary.

I don't know the first thing, but the last thing I notice after meeting a Naija gal is to check my wallet!

AngryNigerian22:
[color=darkblue] Ogo keep quiet India is a shithole country. and worst they are racist ,they are also poor, so what are you saying [/color]

Poorer than Nigeria? Racist than Nigeria? I rest my case. Learn to separate facts and argue accordingly. Economic numbers matter to see if a country is rich or poor. India's foreign reserves are close to half a trillion. Nigeria's is at 47Billion. India is the 5 largest economy, UK comes after that - wanna guess where Nigeria is?

"Can you lead the way? I'm too lifeless to lead"

Nigeria has a lifeless president. Kenya has a brainless president.

Also known as Kangaroo Court in a Banana Republic.

Martinez19:
1) A kind heart.
2) Good looking.
3) Atheist or if religious she is to keep it to herself and not influence my children or bring pastors or prayer group to my house.
4) She must have an impressive IQ.
5) She knows how to manage money and she is not a reckless spender.
6) She listens and always ready to learn.

I like you for #3. You'll go far in life.

Now we should weed out the lifeless ones

AngryNigerian22:
[color=darkblue] Nawa ooo India of all country[/color]

Seriously? Have you seen the state of Nigeria lately? Do you know the Indian economy is larger than the British economy?
Google and Microsoft are headed by Indians, every spelling bee contest is won by Indians in the US!

India might have problems, but they are atleast working towards solving them.

Classic case of pot calling the kettle black! (Pun intended)

Send a thank you note to Lexus.

Finally a smart one

xcelentattitude:
Whether you believe God exists or not it changes nothing about Him.

"Only a fool would say to himself, “There is no God.” And why does he say it?[a] Because of his wicked heart, his dark and evil deeds. His life is corroded with sin. Psalm 53 (I just believe I owe you that much i.e telling you the truth.)

"One who believes in imaginary friends is a fool" Verse 10, Para 5 (Book of Made Up Stories)

This idiot will do well as Nigeria's president.

Perfect blend is Johnny Walker and Gussi soup.

I was in that too! Went there for the free hat and breakfast!

elmodee7:
lol

Actually, the government is to blame for this. It is the National Assembly. Plus, this is getting old.

MrThisandthat:
Buhari must go!

Why do you keep saying this? Buhari does keep going... to London. What do you want His Excellency The Lifeless One to do?

Nairaland mugus be like 'Thank you Buhari'!

Who is the lifeless one now!

lagdmark:
Gbam! UK PM on world tour doing fine bambiala..

Why is she on a world tour? Due to Brexit. I rest my case oga.

My broda why must you give NCAN a reason to celebrate?

Nigerian Civilians should share these 12 facts about SARS

1. If you see a SARS personnel, dump your wallet wherever you are - this act will be cheaper than surrendering it to SARS

2. If you see a SARS personnel, start recording - shit's about to go down

3. Only good SARS person is a ....

4. A better way to revamp SARS is by persecuting the crooked ones already in the system instead of adding an F to SARS

5. We know what F in FSARS stands for!

6. We would like to see SARS and Nigerian military face-off. Both have contempt for the Nigerian civilian

7. How to tell when a SARS officer is lying? Watch his lips move

8. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest SARS officer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are fantasy creatures.

9. What's the difference between a jellyfish and a SARS officer?
One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

10. How are an apple and a SARS officer alike?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

11. What do dinosaurs and decent SARS officers have in common?
They're both extinct.

12. What do you call 5000 dead SARS officers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

He should've gone to a good church

She is visiting because after Brexit, UK has no friends and it is desperately trying to get some support. Welcome to Nigeria TM! Watch your step (and watch, cellphone and your handbag).

Can you spot the lifeless one in the picture?