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chronos:
Some people here have no joy...

ggrin:
u forget to smoke that thing

Oma307:
Is it that u dont believe her or u want to go there and cross check? Well the options is ur

MRBrownJ:
@Samfigo1
there is nothing wrong with the question you asked and, unless she was a virgin when you met her, i dont see why she should make a big deal out of it.

here is the msg you should send her:" [b]i asked you a simple question that was bothering my mind, and you jumped on your high horses and left, while talking NONSENSE! i believe in HONESTY and therefore if i want to ask you a question then i dont see why i shouldnt. i am sorry if the question offended you but i want/hope i can express myself with you FULLY, without having to second guess myself. i dont know what type of r/ship you want us to build here but i do sincerely hope that the day you want to ask me ANY question, you do so regardless of how i may feel. i dont have a crystal ball to know if you have ever done such a thing, and since this is important (to me), i want to make sure about it, and get this out the way, from the get go.

btw: many good women have had abortions after being raped by evil men, while others did so because of the ill circumstances they found themselves into... who am i to judge them? i wont, but i certainly want to be aware, AND decide, if i want to be with such person or not, because having a family is important to me, and many women have damaged womb due to the quack/charlatans that perform these illegal abortions.[/b] "

joyandfaith:
pls,next time if patientis ur sibling ignore order from above. To hell with order from above.why are doctors so timid and cowards?

Ussyyn:
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Zceesneh:
This lady infact this girl, yesterday she was with her sisters, i asked her, can i see u personally, she said no that i should spilt everything in public, i said no, i can't, so i left, today i saw her with another guy, i was tempted to woo her there buh i chilled down, she and the guy left, should i 4get her or woo her in public?

Zceesneh:
This lady infact this girl, yesterday she was with her sisters, i asked her, can i see u personally, she said no that i should spilt everything in public, i said no, i can't, so i left, today i saw her with another guy, i was tempted to woo her there buh i chilled down, she and the guy left, should i 4get her or woo her in public?

hfinest1:
abeg, I'm tired of being a good guy jare... good guy no pay again... I'm a really good guy, you know, that guy that's so gentle with ladies, that respects every wish of a Lady, that does what she says and give her whatever she asks for... but funny enough, with all my good guy attitude, I don't have a girl that loves me... I keep asking them out as a "good guy", and i keep getting disappointment upon disappointment... enough of the good guy attitude... seriously, i need to know how can i become a bad guy... I'm sure u understand d kinda bad guy I'm talking bout

kateskitty:
Who's this dummy OP trying to fool? They are simply positioning the plane to "park well" and not to start the engine. I can only guess the dummy hasn't been to an airport before that's why he thinks that they are trying to start it.

saasala:
American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to breast boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Dayb20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, vivian gist copied it and post it on Nairaland. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o

saasala:
American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to breast boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Dayb20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, vivian gist copied it and post it on Nairaland. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o

obinnashady:
I bu onu otu @ Op

GstringAngela:
This is one of the many reasons why i say you biafran terrorists are just too ignorant. So you can get a UN referendum by burning a mosque, setting six dangote trucks ablaze, and looting shops ?

Prof Joy Ogwu, an igbo woman is the current Nigerian permanent secetary to the UN, why dont you tell her to help you facilitate a referendum, why is she not even saying anything about biafra ?

midolian:
hmmm...

When a small boy sees a snake, he mistakes it for a rope until ..
All that's happening now reminds me of what happened after Ahmadu Bello was killed. @ first, the northerners were quiet..but they were thought to be cowards.. and instead of apologizing to them, they were bn ridiculed(with the interview they claimed to have with Ahmadu Bello in his grave)..what happened after is not a story to tell at all. I only hope it doesnt happen again.

Like I stated earlier, "when a small boy sees a snake, he calls it a rope.........cos he is only a boy" SMH

Chanchit:
All of una weh dey cry here If una know say una no wan do christmas, just go protest 2moro, na para mode JTF dey now, as boko no easy to kill, na una dem go take do training.

angeltolly:
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