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Celebrities / Re: Timaya Blasted Over Not Having A Regular Job Post by ChurchillStorm: 3:22pm On Dec 08, 2015
Welcome to 2015, where anything offends people.

What Timaya stated was fact. Who doesn't want not be doing a 9 to 5 job? All these people wey dey talk nonsense dey craze.

-From a guy who is no fan of celebrities in general.
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by ChurchillStorm: 3:47am On Nov 05, 2015
I recently tried updating my tecno camon c8 android lolliop to 5.0.2 with the new ota update, it worked. But is there a way to reverse it? I need help with the process.
Family / Re: Should I Eject My Lesbian Cousin From My House? by ChurchillStorm: 9:02pm On Oct 02, 2015
My people perish due to lack of knowledge.
See how someone is planning to kick his cousin outta the house cos of her sexual orientation. Smh.
Nigeria is a 3rd world country indeed.

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Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg The Owner Of FACEBOOK Shared This Romantic & Motivating Words! by ChurchillStorm: 3:00am On Aug 01, 2015
himkers:


He is just like seun of nairaland; very humble. The only diff is that seun is an atheist embarassed

Mark Zuck is also an atheist.
Education / ... by ChurchillStorm: 9:36am On Jul 29, 2015
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Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Nekede Post-utme For 2015/2016 Academic Session by ChurchillStorm: 9:02am On Jul 29, 2015
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Religion / Re: 8 Signs You're Under Spiritual Attack And 3 Steps To Freedom by ChurchillStorm: 2:00pm On Apr 19, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
Lolz
That means 90% of Nigerians dey under spiritual attack ...

lwkm. Its sheer stupidity. Everything is linked to spirituality in Nigeria.
Religion / Re: The Demonic Activity Behind Pornography (exposed) "Must Read" by ChurchillStorm: 12:37pm On Apr 19, 2015
I been watching porn since God knows when... Yet, I graduated best student in secondary school.
I'm in the university right now and doing well. A student that earns not less than a 100k per month...same student got over 300 porn clips in his laptop.

so make una swerve, stop brain washing people with the bible.

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Religion / Re: The Demonic Activity Behind Pornography (exposed) "Must Read" by ChurchillStorm: 12:35pm On Apr 19, 2015
raayah:
FOR THE LOVE OF S3X ORGANS, SEUN, WHY THE EFF DO WE HAVE A POST ABOUT JERRKING OFF AND PORN ON FRONTPAGE EVERYDAY?

Yes, We get it, Jerrking off is bad . We don hear. Pls mods change topic! We keep recycling the same topic over and over.

Sick of it!

I see you like to 'stir the pot'
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Reacts To Oba Of Lagos Alleged Threat To Igbos, Says Its Ominious An by ChurchillStorm: 5:33pm On Apr 06, 2015
The change you people wanted abi? It's here already.

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Politics / ... by ChurchillStorm: 3:22pm On Mar 29, 2015
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Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Afterlife? by ChurchillStorm: 4:53pm On Mar 23, 2015
ooman:


You dont just think and expect the answers to come to you. You have to do what is called research.

Science knows how atoms form, and the amount of energy needed for fussion. Ok?

And the brain that scientists think with come from where? Existence is deeper than any Bible story of big bang theory, my man.
Romance / Re: Why Girls are Afraid Of Guys Mother? If They Are Not Thief by ChurchillStorm: 3:43am On Mar 22, 2015
All I see are brainless fools commenting. Y'all go ask Obama to speak Igbo and see how well he does.
Family / Re: What would be Your Reaction If You Caught Your Child Self Servicing? by ChurchillStorm: 3:28am On Mar 22, 2015
shadowgwalker:
stop teaching rotten morals, you want God to punish you right?

what happened to the punishments concerning sexual immorality like fornication and adultery and beastility and all related sins?
you could get the right words to console yourself but 'judgement ' is what nobody can escape.
And here you are, the one without 'sin'. Bravo!
Family / Re: What would be Your Reaction If You Caught Your Child Self Servicing? by ChurchillStorm: 3:25am On Mar 22, 2015
dnawah:
my sister children of nowadays no dey hear word.when i put am Cameroon pepper for eyes and yanash.him go learn.
You self-service /wanked at some point. So shut the Bleep up!
Family / Re: What would be Your Reaction If You Caught Your Child Self Servicing? by ChurchillStorm: 3:23am On Mar 22, 2015
ohaleoghene:
To me, I won't condemn him or her,but teach the danger of it to such a child,using bible principles ,informing the child how if the act not stopped ,might put s strain on his or her self esteem. I won't tell the child that doing it is abnormal. otherwise,he might begin to think he is abnormal. I will be shock though! what will be your own reaction?

Please please please, you uneducated lady, please shut the Bleep up! This shid right here is testament to why I abandoned religion to start with. What the hell, woman? What connection does a child who just began to sexually develop and will no doubt masturbate at some point got with Bible quotes and verses and damnation and whatnot? Your level of ignorance is appaling!
Read up! Search and study!
A mom in the US buys her 12yr old son jelly to masturbate with when she found out he's hurting his cock by beating it dry, but you, you'll seriously give him Bible quotes and tell him how hot a hell he's gon' go to? Bleep you.

A piece of your lovely Bible for you to ponder on, "my people perish for lack of knowledge".

And you two faced bastards, you chronic wankers all up in here supporting her to whip out a bible and scare the Holy Bleep into her kid if eventually she sees him/her wanking, you lot are fools.

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Romance / Re: How To Break Up With Him Without Feeling Guilty by ChurchillStorm: 11:36pm On Mar 06, 2015
I've said it before and I'll utter it again in full confidence... FIRSTEVA! YOU ARE A PROSTITUTE!

The kinda threads you always open a girl with class will never do. How can you break up with someone without feeling guilty? It means you never felt anything for the poor dude. And who goes into a relationship without emotional attachment is in it for sexual pleasure or monetary gains... Maybe both. And the 2 is the A- Z of the definition of a wh()re!

Classless entity like you prowling about on nairaland corrupting impressionable girls below 18 that I'm sure use nairaland too. If you wanna be a ho, go on and be one but don't try to make it an accepted norm.
Shameless thing..

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Romance / Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by ChurchillStorm: 10:55pm On Mar 06, 2015
You people should see the kind of person Giyaz really is, click this link and see how he stole this write up from someone https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1418126965153855&id=100008696943979&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6123237001319154190%3Amf_story_key.-7186783690756585763
Religion / Re: What Are The Repercussion Of Staying Away From Church For Months? by ChurchillStorm: 11:33am On Feb 22, 2015
see what religion is doing to my brethren. I haven't been in church for 2yrs and I don't think I'll step in there again until I really have a reason to
Romance / Re: 7 Wonders Of A Typical Nigerian Girl by ChurchillStorm: 3:15pm On Jan 19, 2015
This post go be like say dem drop bomb for their empty coconut heads. see vickyyB nah. by their comments we know them grin
Romance / Re: Tattoos And Your Partner by ChurchillStorm: 9:01am On Dec 29, 2014
pretydamsel1:
whats that? guilty conscience for wetin

Like I earlier stated, we know how y'all roll. Peace.
Romance / Re: Tattoos And Your Partner by ChurchillStorm: 8:45am On Dec 29, 2014
pretydamsel1:
lol
And you weren't even the person I mentioned... Guilty conscience?
Romance / Re: Tattoos And Your Partner by ChurchillStorm: 8:37am On Dec 29, 2014
pretydamsel1:
look at you. do you think all that glitters are gold? or you think because they are famous then we will have to go against our wish?
#teamsaynototattoo#
See, I'm not here to debate on anything with you, aii? So, swerve. We know how y'all roll.
Romance / Re: Tattoos And Your Partner by ChurchillStorm: 8:04am On Dec 29, 2014
remsonik:
I can't be with someone who has tattoos.

But you can be with usher and Chris Brown and wizkid and Co?
Comot for road make we see better people joor

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Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Afterlife? by ChurchillStorm: 11:32am On Dec 28, 2014
cjfbn:
There is an after life. Where was Lazarus before he was raised from the dead. Whether we believe it or not;it changes nothing. When you die;you do not cease to exist.

and how sure are you about the Lazarus story?
Religion / Re: Do You Believe In Afterlife? by ChurchillStorm: 11:31am On Dec 28, 2014
I was brought up in a Christian family (didn't buy into the Bible stories tho). Around 13yrs of age, I stopped going to church,turned atheist... But one day I just thought, "something must have caused the universe to be, but if I go according to the Bible then what created jehovah cos there is no effect without a cause. How can I believe God just springed from nowhere and had magical powers? It is illogical.
And if I run to science, the big bang doesn't make much sense too. What caused the first atom to be? It's brain wrecking. Since when did the universe start existing?
In fact, why do we exist? "

I think all these come tire... Say make my life motto become," live right". I no longer bother with these questions and thoughts. I just live right. Y'all should give it a try too. Bother no more with these thoughts and questions, people.

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Religion / Re: What Does This Picture Mean? by ChurchillStorm: 11:17am On Dec 28, 2014
My guess... It's just a drawing.
Phones / Re: Is The 'Laplet' Gradually Replacing The Tablet? by ChurchillStorm: 12:31pm On Dec 26, 2014
martineverest:
Google cant do anything,only to watch....cos there are four intel x86 os( heavy operating system),they re mac os,windows os,google chrome and linux. unfortunaley,windows and mac coputer oses controls 99% of pc leaving new google chrome(chromebook pc) and linux behind(these os lack programs like the one u use on pc).......other oses like blackberry,ios,android and windows phone os are ARM based oses(very weak os,thats y u cant install programs on ur smart devices) and not ìntelx86........microsoft is planing to launch smart phones with x86 software and dont be suprised to see apple launch a mac phone in nearest future.......analyst already predicted dat,future of smart device lies on windows and mac os

Guy bone that thing jare! Bone am. Competition between producers benefits the consumers most. You never heard it said?
Google go upgrade sharp sharp

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Phones / ... by ChurchillStorm: 9:44am On Dec 22, 2014
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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Bad Habits We Just Can't Seem To Break??? by ChurchillStorm: 10:53am On Dec 15, 2014
peekeeks:
lol for real??,ur name should be baptized to "pornillstorm"

LOL. Na you sabi...
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Bad Habits We Just Can't Seem To Break??? by ChurchillStorm: 10:27am On Dec 15, 2014
Ebony p.orn clips(big a.sss category preferably
Shout out to miss booty, Cherokee the a.sss, decollector, Carmen Hayes etc

Y'all been a blessing.

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