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Nice song..cool vid...Cute Nurses

R2bees: Taa comon go back, wetin u wan see? Una better repent.. Hahaha

Ur Fara dere....

Nice One

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

Just pondering...
If MARRIAGE was that IMPORTANT/NECESSARY..why didn't our Lord Jesus Christ Marry??

Just pondering...
If MARRIAGE was that IMPORTANT..why didn't our Lord Jesus Christ Marry??

adaslove: @chuk I've sent it

I have downloaded the software from the link you sent to me,but after runningit,it still gives me the same invalid fire error report..what could be the problem?

sweetlady: I can help, its very possible , u can retrieve any data that has been deleteD from the momory , go to 4shared.com and search for easeus data recovery wizard , that will do the job, install it on your computer plug ur memory card or camera memory to your system and run the software , that should get ur videos back .

Tnx a lot Sweetlady...Let me try it..will keep you posted on how it goes..**hugs n pecks her on d cheeks**

Pls I want to know if it is possible to get back videos that was accidentally deleted from a camcorder? My friend unknowingly deleted some videos form my Sony camcorder,and I would like to retrieve the videos,is there a way it can be done? or is there a software that can retrieve deleted videos from Cameras and camcorder??
Pls your answers needed urgently.
Tnx

Pls I want to know if it is possible to get back videos that was accidentally deleted from a camcorder? My friend unknowingly deleted some videos form my Sony camcorder,and I would like to retrieve the videos,is there a way it can be done? or is there a software that can retrieve deleted videos from Cameras and camcorder??
Pls your answers needed urgently.
Tnx

ofegge73: Pls help unlock mine,thanks MF 626, IMEI:355364034875774. Thanks

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Pls send the download link to my box: collosalimage at yahoo.com
Tnx

naijathings: abeg what do you mean by satisfying himself?? did he just touch places or did he enter the place?

Is he 2Baba 2 enta d place??

deandavid: like mine, stone cold.

Guy, dis one wey ur eye dim so na i/gbo or sku/nk dim am??

Dextra: How did she get to Greece without the passport?

Na International winsh..she fly go dere ..

chindi: Pls, help unlock mine.
IMEI- 355364034281460
Model- MF626

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clint147: Please i need help to unlock my Mtn Modem.. IMEI. 354638046976345. s/n. B5A4CA10B1119580.

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Khayordhe: I still dey wait 4 d tym wey such scene go happen 4 naija

Make I half..

E don tey oh..I swear!!

[quote author=do not ban me]You need to go through the orientation process to avoid being banned.

1. Do not chase girls on this forum.

2. Do not say anything tribal. Be a true Nigerian.

3. Garri is made from cassava, we all know this but avoid mentioning that delicacy.

4. Dont be rude to old people like me who have been banned many times to avoid our wrath(sango).

5. Whenever a gray haired member enters the forum, pls stand up and greet the person.

I dont want to weary you on your first day. Take your seat.[/quote]LWKMD..U don kolo finish oh!!!

Things have not been moving financially well for you recently.
You barely get by each day,even skipping meals just to stay above board.
Your rent expires next year February and its a 100k.
You have managed to save up 35K now which you want to invest in a business that could possibly yield profits maybe enough for you to pay your rent next year or probably part of it(since you have a good rapport with your agent)
Suddenly your fiance falls ill(diagnosed with Malaria n Typhoid fever) and needs to be treated urgently,she has spent the little she has and needs more money for further treatment.
If you were in a situation like this,what would you do??

tellwisdom: follow who?? i be em mate??

U get moni reach am

Kolade9: davido his nw a good boys. he his not herogant again

WTF!!

There are two things those who know Roman Abramovich always say about him and Chelsea: Roman is always right (even when he is wrong) – and whatever happens will come down to the whim of one man. And that man is the club’s billionaire Russian owner.
Abramovich takes advice from business associate Eugene Shvidler, from Chelsea directors such as Eugene Tenenbaum and director of football Michael Emenalo, and key agents such as Vlado Lemic but, in the end, he always acts on instinct.
The bottom line with Roberto Di Matteo is that Abramovich was never wholly convinced that he was the right man to coach Chelsea and mould the team in the flamboyant way in which he dreams they will play.
Abramovich was unsure of appointing the Italian as interim head coach when Andre Villas-Boas was sacked last March, initially dallying with the notion of employing Rafael Benítez, who he perceived as a disciplinarian, on a short-term basis. He certainly never expected Di Matteo to win the Champions League and earn a contract.
But Abramovich was persuaded to go with Di Matteo, partly because of his record at the club as a player and the esteem with which he was held in by the supporters and players. The other option had been Gianfranco Zola.
It may have been a permanent two-year deal (with a break clause next summer) but Di Matteo never shook off the interim tag.
The first two questions after that incredible Champions League triumph in Munich were: Did Di Matteo expect to stay on? And what was the future for the man who scored the decisive penalty in the shoot-out, Didier Drogba? It really should not be like that on such an occasion.
Drogba went and Di Matteo – to his surprise – stayed. But even as he celebrated winning the trophy that Abramovich had pursued so relentlessly and expensively, he knew that the owner had again been attempting to woo Pep Guardiola, despite the Spaniard’s determination to take a year’s sabbatical. Just as Di Matteo’s predecessor, Villas-Boas, knew that Abramovich was still trying to persuade Guardiola to quit Barcelona even as he prepared to pay Porto the €15 million (£12m) buy-out clause in his contract.
The credit extended to Di Matteo was always limited and maybe that has something to do with the claim that Abramovich did not have much of a rapport with the manager. It was also, possibly, as if the owner considered the Champions League achievement a fluke – and while he delighted in winning the trophy there were rumblings that the football was too ugly for his liking.
Not that Di Matteo was told this. He was not told very much as he went off on his summer holidays only to be finally informed that he would be staying on while Chelsea set about the task of creating what Abramovich told one adviser would be a “hungry, new team”. In, at a price of £80 million, came the likes of Eden Hazard, Oscar, Victor Moses and Marko Marin, although how much say Di Matteo had in the signings is unclear.
This was to be a team built to serve Fernando Torres, who had not been slow to criticise the style of play and, although Di Matteo – like Villas-Boas and Carlo Ancelotti before him – had never been told to play Torres, there was always an implicit pressure around the £45 million striker.
But then the pressure from Abramovich is always implicit — he eventually simply avoided Jose Mourinho by not turning up at the club, Ancelotti despairingly claimed he barely knew him, Villas-Boas had more of a relationship but not a lot of direct contact. Indeed the communication usually goes through Abramovich’s trusted PA at Chelsea, Marina Granovskaia, who is arguably the most powerful presence at the club and a constantly questioning one at that.
What Abramovich appears to yearn to replicate is the start of the Mourinho era when he had a young coach with style and chutzpah and who he could talk to and who had the kind of confidence to believe he would dominate not just the Premier League but Europe. And do it with a certain panache.
The defeat last Saturday at West Brom, that certainly lacked panache, was highly damaging to Di Matteo and there were discussions, it is understood, as to whether he should continue beyond that match.
Abramovich still hugely admires Guardiola and that admiration has grown during the 41 year-old’s time out of football. He remains a man in demand and the question for a number of clubs is this: will they simply sit and watch him walk into the arms of a rival?
Tuesday’s edition of the Italian newspaper Gazzetta dello Sport had a cartoon of Guardiola alongside a crossroads sign rating the chances of where he will end up: 20 per cent for Manchester City, 20 per cent for AC Milan, 20 per cent for Bayern Munich, 10 per cent for Manchester United and 30 per cent for Chelsea. It felt about right although the weighting towards Stamford Bridge could now be a little higher.
Guardiola will sit down to discuss his options with his agent Jose Maria Orobitg next month. Or so he is planning. That timetable, and the intention to not return to work before next summer, may be tested very soon. November is so often the month that the position of Chelsea manager becomes vacant.
It may not seem right that Abramovich has employed eight managers in nine years spending hundreds of millions of pounds but he will point to three Premier League titles and a Champions League trophy and an unquenched desire to not only win more but win in style.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/9691750/Why-Roberto-Di-Matteo-could-never-win-over-Chelsea-owner-Roman-Abramovich-no-matter-how-many-trophies.html

I just received a call from my kid brother now that a building,a block of 6 Flats just collapsed in Jakande Estate area of Ejigbo. The number of casualties is yet to be ascertained but he said rescue operations is going on there now because some families were sleeping in the block of flats when it collapsed. This is so saddening. My family stay in the Estate but far from the scene of the collapse,but as I gathered from my brother,they are trying to reach the authorities for assistance. Please God come to the rescue of the families trapped in the rubble

ziondaughter: Uncountable dangerous tins sha but dis 1 i cant forget. My younger broda (about 4mths old) was crying n i got so frustrated dat i put him under the cushion chair n sat on him hoping he would keep quiet. Thank God for my elder broda who rushed in & pushed me away. I would have killed my broda thinking dat by sitting on him he will stop crying

I hope you were taken for exorcism and deliverance thereafter..

Using rubber bands as shooting weapons,a friend still has blood clot red eye from dt game till date,I knw when he reads this,belle go bite am ...Idi igbe..where your anus hole gets clobbered..men almost sh/it 4 pants those days,running around with used bicycle tires from street to street,wearing just pants,esp if the pant is new.
Placing 2 woods at parallel discreet place and tying thin copper-wire across it,so people would trip and fall over it. A friends father fell face flat after tripping on it,and it was his son that set that particular device up that day...omo the flogging wey we chop dt day no b here oh!!and dt was d end of that particular game. Picking up coins from fetish sacrifices aka ebo placed at junctions and spending it,I know whether their god dey spend money wherever he is??...I will add more as I remember...Odudu street off Mosalasi street,Sari Iganmu,I will never forget u...