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dwizy: Nice one....but did the author of that book tell you that there is an exception to every rule? Get his mail or call him.

Lol...I guess there could be an exception...when you invest all you've got,down to the last penny and everything goes down the drain...

bigboyk: Hmmmmm... Abeg make we talk true na. I no see any cute face here. All the noses in the picture get as e be. As a matter of fact, that baby no fine. I no wish to get baby like that.

You might never have a baby @ all

dwizy: Bro why not try jewelries and mayb androids? I intend dealing in it too because it will surely sell in my school.....placing my order through chrisvicmall dis week.
I will be updating this trend with the progress...."GOT A PRODUCT THAT WILL SELL TRIPPLE THE PRICE I'm BUYING" just praying tins work out fine...its almost a full semester savings, will die if I loose it.

The 1st RULE OF BUSINESS/INVESTING is that YOU SHOULD NEVER INVEST WHAT YOU CANT AFFORD TO LOSE...that way you will still have something to fall back on if anything goes wrong.

omojesu123: Pls i stay in kaduna...i wld like to meet anybody to teach me more on how to buy online...kaduna based pls

I stay in Kaduna and can help,hook up wit me lets talk...0 8 0 5 6 7 1 5 3 5 0

jidegirl12: I don't know where you're from but where I'm from and Igbo side(from what I've seen) it has always been the mother in-law ( husband's side) that comes to stay for a while, ofcourse the wife's mom can drop in whenever too.

as the matter of fact the wife's mom will excuse her cos that's the way it is..... cultural thing I guess and it feels right too

But but with the way things are turning around lately esp reading from NL lately , things might have changed now , power struggles everywhere no be small thing.

And like I mentioned earlier everybody can join the party too I really don't care and there's nothing like family .

How long..... for me I'll take 1year

What part of Ibo land are you from?? I doubt if it is the Igbo of the Eastern part,coz in Ibo land,it is the wife's mother that comes for the "omugwo" and not the husband's like you posited.

donziko: but pls wen you imported yours,was it through free shipping or paid.??cause ive order for andriod for more than 2weeks now and i stil havent got my order yet.its being long..,.

Did you use the Free Shipping option??

freecocoa: Shebi if I say make thunder fire you now, them go say I too get bad mouth.
I leave you to God.

But u don curse am already..so he has no case 2 ansa wit God...

Rapmoney: @ Poster,
u must be a real jobless fellow!
How do you explain the fact that these pictures are not Photoshopped?

Who is more jobless?? The OP or you who took the time to scroll down and view all the pics,Be civilized in ur comments,if you do not believe d pics..jump am pass...mtchewwww
@OP..Nice pics

mobuch: Hello,

each time i log into alibaba to search for suppliers of external hard drives within my price range, i get unsolicited mails from companies that even offer me rock bottom prices for these products, but the main problem is that they dont use escrow, rather they offer the use of HSBC as a means of third party payment. Please is HSBC also safe for online transactions or should i just stick with the escrow requirements?

please urgent reply needed.

If they do not agree to an Escrow payment,then forget them,or better still use Chrisvicmall,they would verify their authenticity before they pay them

wisemanj: helo guys i think this chrisvicm is real.when i got to there site the chat link was't there so i make use of the suggestion box to place by yrstd mornin i recie a cal frm one of there custm care who told me to send the link of the item so i did nw very set today i wil be makin my first order tru chrisvm pls wish me success

You have nothing to fear bro...Chrisvicmall is for real,They have been my shipping option and I have had no problem with them so far.

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Lol...

Facebook for me anytime

F**king Losers..who b R2Bees??
Who even sabi dem outside Ghana?
Can they compare their small west africa side fame to P-Square's Intl fame?
Can they perform on stage the way the twins do their thing?
I can go on n on...
Abegi!! they should be charged with breach of contract...
E dey pain dem say P-Square go take all the shine from d event so they stylishly chickened out...
R2BEES..go sting urlselves

Kslib: The laptop needs some space.. Just leave it for like two days,everything will be fine.. Trust me,the laptop is tryin to communicate with you through a strange language....

Guy u b kolo oh!! tru...him mouse don turn him babe ba??

A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is twelve inches long. It weighs so much that it's pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So he asks, "What's he cure, doc?" The doctor replies, "Well, we have to cut off six inches."

The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since he's had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on.

There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man repeats, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-u-c-k y-y-y-y-ou!

afolabisegun: a brazillian hair cost 15k+ here in Nigeria, on aliexpress it cost $20 around 3200 naira. thats just the secret of importation business goldmine, learn more www.proinfomarketing.com/importation.htm

Guy...when will you grow up?? Quit using someone's sales page as yours.I countered you on another thread,U ran 4rm dt thread..now you are here again. Have you EVEN EVER imported anything from China..abi na money wey u dey expect 2 make from d sales of your Plagiarized ebook u wanna start with?? SMH 4 u...
This thread is for people already importing and also people genuinely wanting to start the business. So Scraammm!!

Just want to wish all forumites a HAPPY NEW MONTH and a MERRY MERRY XMAS IN ADVANCE...

Techies in the house,I want to know if it is necessary to have a working laptop serviced from time to time? I have a Lenovo Thinkpad T510 that I bought brand new last year September and have been using it since without any problem,but recently I noticed it gets hot a little beneath it after long usage(before now I could use the laptop for hours and it gets a little warm,hardly noticeable) and someone said it could be the vent is clogged with dust and needs cleaning. I do not experience any problem with it as I am typing but is there any need to have the air-vent cleaned for dust or a general servicing and cleaning of the Laptop? Pls I need to know.
Thank you

Techies in the house,I want to know if it is necessary to have a working laptop serviced from time to time? I have a Lenovo Thinkpad T510 that I bought brand new last year September and have been using it since without any problem,but recently I noticed it gets hot a little beneath it after long usage(before now I could use the laptop for hours and it gets a little warm,hardly noticeable) and someone said it could be the vent is clogged with dust and needs cleaning. I do not experience any problem with it as I am typing but is there any need to have the air-vent cleaned for dust or a general servicing and cleaning of the Laptop? Pls I need to know.
Thank you

tinnymerit: pls house,does anybody has idea about wallclock pendulum?.I want to know who can buy it or probably where to sell it thanks.You can get in touch it at tinnymerit@excite.com.Thanks.

Unu abiakwa!!

Cutekid54: if to say u get eyes nah, u 4 don c say i been don correct my mistake

If to say you get SENSE..u for verify the authenticity of your FALSE news b4 u rush 2 make frontpage..now you made yourself a frontpage FOOL..mtchewwwww!!!

@OP..U smoke skunk ba??

Flyboy Zee: Preston, Na God catch you. So na you, your friends and the likes wan destroy me, my career and my job when una (Yahoo Boys)hack into my Boss' yahoo account, wey make everybody think say na me do am.

I wish I was the trial judge, U for see hell for Court (Like one upper-cut) before I go come sentence your sorry a.s.s.

Ewu! Anu mpama!!!

Guy talk thru...are u not in d game?? ..Jus kidding sha

henryblaze25: Timaya's birthday comes up in August, so please don't take dis information serious.

Did you mean to say "came up" or comes up every August?? coz we are way past August o!!Anyways we still have another August next yr sha

A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying: "Doc!Doc!Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about born a child man!"
The doctor came over and told the father"Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!" The father-to-be obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was soon heard....... The father cried out: "Praise the Lord! A boy!I is the proud father of A baby boy man!"The doctor again told the father,"Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now man!"The father again complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard. The father excitedly proclaimed:"Is twins!! I got twins! I is doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" The doctor instructed, "Hold the lamp higher! Hold the lamp higher now!"
Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The father,somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered,"Oh. Thank ya Jesus."The doctor repeated, "Hold the lamp higher!. Hold the lamp higher now man!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard.
The father said nothing, being lost in deep thought.The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold the lamp higher man! Hold the lamp higher now!"The father then asked; "Doc, me think we off the
light now man. You think maybe is the light that attracting them

Whats all this Jargons??

Zig Ziglar passed from this world today after a short bout with pneumonia. Though his time on earth has ended, he is speaking with Jesus now in his heavenly home. The angels in heaven are rejoicing and his family is celebrating a life well lived.

sucreblazing: I was in the church this morning and I saw this young dude with sun shade in the church, and I thought to my self if it is proper to wear sun-shades in the church.
Does any bible verse goes against or in-support of it ?

How e take concern you? Na ur eyes him use am cover?? You are even poke-nosing,despising,judging another fella right IN THE PRESENCE OF GOD...Na wah oh!!!

How then can we identify the Original Alomo bitters for those of us who cant stop stop taking it..any leads??

DANILSA: WHO IS PASUMA?

Ur great-grand mother's gigolo