₦airaland Forum

Ziggy, u don ziggy oh!!!
I like it, in short giv me ur fone number make i scratch 10naira card 4 u, oya sharpaly sharpaly, send me ur number

You r just on point.

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father said, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this -- "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

My goodness, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the Dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."

Jokes bot must have substituted d right word, the original word in the joke starts wit a 'P' and ends wit an 'S'

A guy was setting up his new Facebook account while his girlfriend sat beside him…feeling all macho, he put in "penis" as his password, his girlfriend fell off her chair laughing when the error message registered as "your password is too short".

A guy was setting up his new Facebook account while his girlfriend sat beside him…feeling all macho, he put in "penis" as his password, his girlfriend fell off her chair laughing when the error message registered as "your password is too short".

@ericko
So are you saying the Free AVAST is not good enough to protect our PC's and Laptops?

I also need the NORTON key

Tnx Bro

Would the free version do just fine?

A Kaspersky that has 3 users license, can it be used a 4th time? Pls I need 2 know.

Femi,
The Norton key was invalid, Could you help me out?

Do you have the key for Norton 2010?

Pls who can help me with the subscription activation key for NORTON ANTIVIRUS 2010 or KASPERSKY ANTIVIRUS 2010/2011. The expired NORTON came with my New Lenovo Thinkpad and it expired 3 days ago. Whoever can help should please send it to me : collosalimage at yahoo dot com.
I would really really appreciate it.
Tnx

@Femi4
Pls can I have the Windows 7 activator? My contact is collosalimage at yah oo dot com.
Tnx

Cool bro, tnx

Pls can i have the activator? Thank you.
collosalimage at yah oo dot com

Tnx bro

Pls who can help me with NORTON ANTIVIRUS ACTIVATION KEY? Mine would soon expire in 5days.
Tnx

@Nvasion
Tnx bro, I will do just that and give you feedback later.

Pls I need contacts of sellers in Lagos,and environs,because that i where it is needed.

I need genuine contacts not someone asking for a token for information that might not yield desired results

What is the price per tonne?

Anybody who knows where I can get 5tonnes of Bitumen 60/70 pls leave a message here with your contact details.

Thnx